Call this Pizza Hutt and ask if this is the Krusty Krab
5102787575
>>573979212
Too much of a bitch to do it, but have a bump.
bump, i dont have the money to pay my phone bill or id call
>>573979212
bic
buuuump
this store asks for zip code, use:
94601
anywho
>Hi yes hello, welcome to Pizza Hutt. What is your zip code?
>94601
>How may I help you?
>Is this the Krusty Krab
>No
>hang up
you guys are pussies
>>573979212
I called and talked to a young lady. She took my phone number, I used a slightly different one than my actual number, told her order was for pickup. She asked if I wanted to hear specials or if I was ready to order.
told her to go on with the specials.
2 big pizzas, breadsticks, and chocolate chip cookie thing for 24.99. 3 large 1 toppings for 8.99
Ok
Tell her I guess I'll just take two large Krabby Patty combos
Huh?
I'll have 2 Krabby Patty combos, please.
Um, sir, this is Pizza Hut.
What? You mean this isn't the Krusty Krab?
No.
Dang, So you guys don't have Krabby Patties like the Krusty Krab's in my hometown?
No, this is Pizza Hut.
Dang, I thought it was the Krusty Krab.
No.
Oh, sorry.
>>573981108
>Hi, this is Piz-
>Is this the krust-
>-clack hungup on me
>-y kra... what a bitch
fagit kevin
>Hello welcome to pizzahut faggot kevin here how can I help you?
>yes i'd like to hear your specials
>two blah blah blah pizza medium combo large special pizza
>do you guys have the krabby patty combo?
>i'm sorry?
>oh it's okay, the uh-- krabby-patty-combo I saw it on a commercial
>I don't know about that
>this is the krusty krab correct?
>hang up
>>573982290
keep it going boys
>>573983282
grapes and battletoads, we summon thee
>>573979740
Heard of Google Hangouts? Free calls and they cant trace you easily
>>573983742
who the fuck gets charged for domestic long distance anymore? unless he's overseas - which is totally possible. shit. I'll see myself out.
>Hello Pizza Hut, this is Janet
>Uh... h-h-hi Janet is this the k-k-krusty krab
>Mike we got another one *sighs*
>click
ASK FOR BATTLETOADS
>>573984206
le new memey 'mike we got another one'
>>573984206
> Mike we got another one
> mfw
>Nobody ITT vocarooing this shit
Faggots
>Hi, this is Pizza Hut, Karen speaking how can I help you.
>Yeah I'm looking for a Patrick last name Star
>Who?
>Just ask him if this is the Krusty Krab
>I'll get back to you on that.
>click
>>573985328
I know right... A very disappointing thread.
>>573985328
prankowl is also good. I have a shitty iphone 3gs, nigga. I ain't even trying to use that bitch on vocaroo
>Hello this Carlos with westside Pizza Hut, how can I help you?
>Hi, is this the Krusty Krab?
>(Fag Carlos)Hello?
>*groan*
>*click*
SOMEBODY ASK FOR MR KRABS OR THE SECRET FORMULA
DONT LET THIS DIE
Lurking in the hopes some employee replies "No, this is Patrick"
Someone call and say "ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli"
Bump
>Hello this is Pizza Hut, can you please hold
>Sure
8 minutes later
>Okay is this delivery or pickup
>Delivery
>What is the phone number, address, and zip code
>(random number)
>And the address?
>45771 ... Krusty Krab Avenue
>hang up
captcha: eunuch ttacall
> *calls*
> "welcome to pizza hut how may I help you?"
> *hangs up after only 13 seconds*
>hello err whats specials do you have?
>blblablabla
>wait, this isn't the Krusty krab?
>*sigh* nooo this is not the Krusty krab *click*
I wasn't really prepared but whatever
Somebody should call and ask
"Are you feelin it now Mr. Crabs?"
>pic related
>hello welcome to pizza hut how can i help you
>yes i was just wondering if you had any specials
>yes we do--
>hello?
>sorry i have to leave for a moment
>alrighty
>still haven't heard back, in call waiting
Some one ask for The Krusty Krab Pizza.
>hi this is blah blah blah can I get your phone number before you order
>Hi is this the krusty krab
>no Im sorry you have the wrong number
>oh ok well can you redirect me to the krusty krab or the operator for further assistance
>this is the operator how can I help you
>I just fucking told you get me the krusty krab
>I am the operator now how can I help you
at this point I just hung up because her responses were autistic. First time doing one of these threads I think I did pretty well
>>573986842
Do it. Also ask for a diet dr kelp.
I called.
I tried but didn't get shit>>573986972
>>573987210
their phones are busy
>>573979212
No one answered, chain calling.
>>573986452
kek
>>573987314
We broke pizza hut
>hello this is Pizza Hut how can I help
>do you have any specials?
>blahblahblah
>ok, but do you have The Krusty Krab Pizza
>you know, the one that's for you and me
>hangs up
What a faggot
Damn someone get a new one
>>573983282
well played
>>573987468
>>573987526
pretty much. just keep calling them back. use different phones for optimal results
>>573979212
OP we should meet up on college and telegraph.. oakland?
>>573987703
Holy shit
Fucking kek
keep this shit going
(940) 668-8848
dominos pizza
call them.
>>573987802
Next call we should thank mr skeletal
(479) 631-2393
Here you go.
>>573987703
Perfection
>>573988049
>>573988217
Someone make a conference call between Pizza Hut and Domino's and record results
>>573988519
Shit that cost money
>>573988519
A local radio station here regularly call two different Chinese restaurants and puts them on the line together. They always end up getting hilariously mad at each other.
Do it.
>>573988519
genius!
i won
>hello welcome to pizza hut david here, can i take your order?
>yes could I get one large crabby style, and also do you guys sell uh-- diet dr. kelp?
>yes absolutely, erm can I get a number to call you back at, we're having problems with our phones
>give bullshit number
>and wat was your name?
>atticus
>atticus like tkillamckngbrd? (literally said it that shit like he didn't know what was really called
>YEAH
>man thats awesome, okay just gimme two minutes
Ask dominos for big cookie pizza five four zero 4834140
Bump for hope
Dammit don't die on us!
the end
Say has anyone even been as far as decided to use even go want to do look more likeee
Works
Quick! Before the thread dies! Someone throw a brick through their window!
>>573988519
it's been done before, 10/10 results.
post results
>>573990637
Where are they located ?
>>573988519
Plz
>>573990750
Don't know. Best to just through as many bricks through as many windows as you can find. Maybe you'll get lucky.
THEY CLOSED
>>573988519
bumping for this if place is open
>>573979212
OP, tell us where the store is. WE WILL BURN THAT BITCH TO THE GROUND.
>>573991051 oh shit they live in San Lorenzo.. I didn't know we were attacking my local pizza joint. Brb I live like 3 minutes away from them.
>>573983282
kevin answered the phone?
Called
Hi is this the krusty crab?
*long pause*
Yes it is what can I get you?
Oh sorry I meant the pizza hut
*hang up*
vocaroo you dumb faggots
>just to let you know i do have the police on hold and they are tracking phone calls coming in right now
hahha
fite my proxies
>>573991359Pizza Hut menu - San Lorenzo, CA 94580 - (510) 278-7575
I'm almost there will take pics when I'm there
>>573991895
>>573992034
Nice. If you actually do something to their store, you will be a god of /b/.
>>573991845
fucking this.
>>573991487
godspeed anon
Bumping for epic lulz
>>573992034
Bumping for the keks
>>573991845
bumping
yes- vocaroo pleaseee
>>573992034
record vid fgt
>>573992216
Here.
posting fast so I'll post timestamps and other shit in a min
Panicked and yelled "NIGGERS"
7708568934
There you go. :]
>>573992885
Order a krusty krab pizza
*crickets*
>>573993195
Okay why the fuck not
Scream out "for the krusty krab!" and take everything from the condiment bar.
>>573992885
Looks much nicer than the Pizza Hut around here.
Bumping with interest
Make this thread successful anons
>>573993339
i approve greatly
>>573993407
I was in Poland and noticed this, I was with some homesick Americans and so we got Pizza Hut, but it was nice as shit in there.
>>573993085
Lol
I called, all the bitch said was:
"You do realize we called the police, and we're tracking right?"
I called via skype.
> Hello, this is Pizza Hut, is this for pick up or delivery?
> Delivery please.
> Ok, and can I get your name?
> Sure, it's Patrick
> ... Ok, the police are tracing this call...
> Excuse me?
> We've had enough of you guys tonight, the police are involved
> Pardon? I'm just trying to order a pizza...
> ...Oh... I'm so sorry sir! What can I get for you tonight?
> No! I feel insulted! Fuck you, I'm going to the Krusty Krab!
> Hangs up...
How'd I do /b/?
>>573993738
kek
like the police give a shit
>>573993916
your a fucking legend! kek
>>573993738
waste tax dollars stopping the notorious Krusty Krab prank callers!
>>573993916
Oh my god YES!!!
Some hottie is taking the register over. Overheard a manager say "go run up front and I'll go take care of the phone issue."
Debating on what to do
>>573993339
thirded
>>573993916
Flawless
>>573993339
>>573994358
I agree with this guy. Just make sure to record it if you can.
>>573993339
Oh my god please
>>573994358
You're one krazy kurly krab
>>573993339
Fucking do it!
Lel dude called me a douchebag
>>573993916
LMFAO
I love you guys
>>573994712
>Lel
He wasn't wrong.
this is too much
>ashdfliaspissahut
>hello i'd uh like a medium cheese
>alright well first immaneedyoutohitpuberteeandthenimgonaneedyoutodie thankyoubye!
>>573993306
>>573993339
>>573993475
>>573994421
As I lawyerfag, I advise against this. As a /b/tard, what the fuck is taking you so long?
7705977220
this guy is a rapist
>>573987805
OP Here
I literally just took this number randomly. I don't live in Oakland. Or california for that matter
"Is this Domino's?"
(Southern accent)"Daaaamn right it is!" *click*
Fucking bitch.
Her: Hello! My na-
Me: I NEED FOOD RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Her: Uh huh.
*Hangs Up*
>>573995410
kek
someone, quick
http://youtu.be/0i6RUN9Akuo?t=12s
(cue his shit vegeta voice)
>hi pizza hut is closed at the mo--
>yeah I'm wondering why you personally are getting so worked up over answering calls from retards
>yeah why are you watching me-- and if you're watching me i want you to know that i'm naked
this guy thats answering now
brick his fucking skull in
>>573987056
Cool I guess
Okay faggot here I go
> ran up to lady and took her bread sticks and yelled "for the Krusty krab!!"
>ran like bitch for a few blocks as I heard "fuck your bitch ass."
> made it far and took this pic.
> now walking home while eating breadsticks.
Wish I stole sauce as well.
Pic related of course
>>573995961
OMG
>>573995961
tep kok
Im gettin old keks resurrecting from that guy who would wank it in the backshop.
This shit hilarious tho.
>>573995961
Hahahaha fucking right
somone call up and pretend to be the cops regarding the prank call issue
>>573995961
God bless you faggot
>>573995961
if i get trips ur moot
Best thread
>>573995961
>>573996343
SOMEONE CALL AS OFFICER BARBARDY FROM SOUTH PARK
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm.
Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the Popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room.
As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The Popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion.
"We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
>>573987703
>the one that's for you and me
>"hello this is pizza hut, were closed right now, is there anything i can help you with?
"hey man, is this the krusty krab?
>"fuck yeah it is, nigga!"
"aww shiiet im going to need a krabby meal with a side of kelp fries. Is dat cool wit you?"
>yeah man i can get that right to you, wts your number?
i hang up.
>>573996487
God yes mmmkayyy
>>573995961
many internets to you, /b/rother
>>573995961
THANKS BASED ANON
>>573995961
How does victory taste?
>>573995961
wtf?
you did it tomorrow?
>10/15/2014
>Pizza Hut
>Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life
>Shrek is Drek you bitch ass nigga
They don't like Shrek either.
>Calls Pizza da hut
>"Hello this is pizza hut, delivery?"
>yes
>"What is your phone number?"
>Gives random ass number*
>Waiting for dude to ask for my order
>"What is your address?"
>Feels awkward
>Hangs up*
somone screencap
>>573995961
>>573995961
You sir, have just won the internet
>>573995961
You bought those bread sticks, if you style them you would've been recording.
>>573996813
Timeones you stupid retarded faggot cock sucking faggot fuck
>>573996596
>"fuck yeah it is, nigga!"
FUCKING KEKS
>>573981108
>>573996813
>2014
>not knowing timezones
ISHYGDDT
>>573986826
>Hello this is Pizza Hut
>Hi do you have stuffed crusted pizza?
>Yeah we have that
>Do you have bacon in your stuffed crust pizza?
>Yeah we have bacon in it
>Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
>Hangs up in less than a second
fuuuuuuuuuucck
First try:
>Thank you for calling pizza hut *pause* we're closed!
Second go:
>"Thank you for calling pizza hut how can I help you?"
>I was gonna make a Krusty Krab joke but I wanna help you.
>dude stammers for a sec
>I know why this is happenning. I can make this stop.
>"I'm listening..."
>I hangup
>TEEHEE.jpg
That dudes face when
>>573996742
Pretty fucking good actually.
I'm debating on making a u turn and getting a slice of pizza
>>573995961
if my post ends in a 6 he's telling the truth
Don't worry, we'll find these monsters.
>>573996813
mfw doesn't get timezones
Someone call as Officer Gordon
>>573995961
run back steal sauce and more shit run out?
>still no fucking vocaroos
holy shit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VibFLnz4zg Recording is shit. But kinda funny still. Couldn't call Pizza hut no local ones.
>>573997161
>>573995961
I am wondering though, why the bare feet?
>hello thank you for calling westside pizza hut
>yes do you sell sooouuur patch kiids?
>we smoke sour patch kids
>hangs up
>>573997383
Ehh fuck it I'm going back
brb gimme like 5 minutes or less and I'll deliver. Just need to change and what not since I had a hoodie.
>>573995961
Out fucking standing Anon
>>573979212
bruh you 510 which pizza hut is this
>>573997236
You should go back once a week and rob them blind of as many napkins, condiments, etc as you can carry.
>>573997349
its fuking nine on the west coast
>>573997236
Change clothes m8
>>573997601
Ahh, cool
>>573997601
record it OPp
>>573995961
Tfw anon bought sticks and made up a story to try to falsify legendary status...
>>573997391
Why is this surprising to you? Anyone worthwhile has already jumped ship to other chans.
moot wrecked this place.
>>573997551
They itched so as I stopped I took my shoes off and was too lazy to put them back.
>>573997601
Yell Shrek is Love Shrek is Life full nude taking sauces
>>573997551
obviously not in America
>>573995961
anon you just won the internet
>>573997780
I believe you are wrong.
>>573997775
Someone's jelly
>>573993585
In china, pizza hut is expenaive as shit and is regarded as a nicer restaurant
I spent about 30 us to feed 5 ppl...a bottle of wine, crispy duck, veal, and crazy other shit
>>573997780
>Anyone worthwhile has already jumped ship to other chans.
>you are still here
>you are not worthwhile
>why should we believe you?
>>573997448
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VibFLnz4zg
fail
>>573991513
11/10
>>573997780
bullshit
name a chan that's better than this.
>>573995961
Didn't take pic of robbery in action... anhero beta
>>573979212
Could not keep my shit together
>1st call
>In indian accent a black guy says "Dis is pizza hut how may I help you?"
>Uh, yea is this the Krusty Krab?
>No
>Hear him laughing in background
>Says "I wanted to fuck with this one"
>>573998174
rekt
>"Is this the Krusty Krab?"
>"Umm.. no. You've reached Pizza Hut."
>"Oh."
Was disappoint
http://4archive.org/b/thread/573979212 never let it die
>>573998187
I know asians think Coffee Club and Krusty Krab sound the same fucking gooks.
>>573979212
oakland nigga
>>573998065
Yea... fuck, gonna order pizza now. Fuck you anon, I don't have the money for this shit.
bump dont let this die
Found one of the employees numbers 77042455554
>>573998423
>2nd call
>Hi this is pizza hut how may I help you?
>Is this the krusty krab?
>Yes
>Ah. Good, I'll take 2 krabby patties and a large fry
>Anything else?
>No that'll be all
>No dick on a stick?
I could not keep my shit together.
I love you /b/tards in the most hetero way I can put it. The keks rolled in like a herd of amerifats headed for mcdicks. New company each day m8s
Bump!
i'm keking so hard
Heres a number for dominos
(920) 337-4850
Call this nigger infested Mcdonalds that my exgf works at
2814796048
>>573993916
top fucking kek
Would love to troll but too much alcohol/benzos/cocaine/awake for 26 hours... brains mush...
>>573998326
7, back when wordfilters were fresh content and theirs for 'faggot' filtered to 'spider expert'
>you fucking arachnologist
>>573998326
4chan won't even let me post the names without it being flagged as spam, how pathetic
>>573979212
not the greatest but atleast i used vocaroo, step up your game noobs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rDsoSjWImy
>>573996487
DO THIS
Anyone want to archive this funny shit?
It's like google ultron a over again
>>573999068
>sauerkrautchan
>eightchan
i see no problem
i live 3 minutes from this pizza hut.
>>573998718
wat
>>573999121
Nothin to see here...
>>573999331
then throw a brick through their window you pussy
>>573999331
Film dat shit
>>573995961
anon is great
>>573999331
go confirm if the other anon is actually there causing havoc
And for the last time.
>Saw a lady from the distance putting pizza in car as she's about to leave
> bitch ass delivery woman
> ran up to her and stuck my hand inside the almost unzipped carrier and took two slices hopping for my favorite toppings. They were a little crumbled but as I ran I pieced it together made it far yet again care fucking red bull.
Pic related of course.
Don't give two fucks if you believe me or not I'm the faggot walking home eating pizza with a story for it.
>>573995961
ty based anon
>>573999286
http://4archive.org/b/thread/573979212
>>573979212
>ringringringring
>ringringringringring
>hello, welcome to...
>is this patrick?
>no, this is pizza hut...
>wtf I thought this was suppose to be the krusty krab
>no this is patrick
>tfw my sides
>tfw I was rused
They are evolving to our charades /b/
>>573999632
10/10 Anon
6182540148
>>573999632
Top kek
rolling for sextuples
>>573998928
nypa
Someone new thread new restaurant
shit sux now
>sextuples get
>>573999632
i wish you had your phone out and recorded this. wouldve been hilarious
>>573999859
winrar 9 get
>>574000014
>its a raid
>saying nypa
wow, this place has gone down the shitter
>>573979212
>hello Pizza Hut, what do you need?
>Hi I'm anon and I want to order a large pizza
>Okay what toppings?
>Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, and some mushrooms
>Okay will that be it?
>Oh I forgot! Can you put Battletoads on it?
>Battletoads?
>Yeah it's a videogame about to-
hung up on me
>>573999999
>>574000000
>>574000053
You were close, but you are also a raging faggot for failing to get that get. Please fuck off of /b/ forever now.
>>573979212
How do I mask my number, they just keep hanging up on me cause I have a missouri number
>>573999632
holy shit he does it again
>>574000227
Fake as fuck. Go kill yourself you attention whore.
>>574000314
Umm yea
>>574000014
"nypa" is used for personal request like "photoshop a dick in my bully's mouth." A suggestion during a raid for lulz is not a personal armyrequest you stupid faggot. Kill yourself