>inb4 spaghetti

>>573492654
ya,

>>573492740
instant ramen

>>573492654
Gay but yeah continue

>>573492654
plox

>>573492654
No, we don't give a fuck.

>>573492654

go on....

>>573492654
moar

>>573492654

please do

>>573492654
No, just start a thread dedicated solely to your story and stop immediately when things get interesting. Faggot.

>>573492654
moar!

>>573492654
hurry the fuck up faggot

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>>573492654
haha, never related with a pic so well.

more story

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Op starts thread and abandons it. What a waste of bandwidth this was.

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>>573492654
Part 2

>At this point she's on her knees blowing me while I control the pace with my right hand.
>Her bro walks in.
>She hears a sound.
>Freaks out.
>Tell her to calm down, its just my mate getting his stuff and wouldn't walk in here (The living room)
>I positioned myself perfectly so he gets the best view possible as soon as he walked in.
>Her bro finally walks in.
>Looks confused, shouts what the fuck?
>Gets dick out of her mouth and tries getting up.
>Hold her by her hair so she can't move.
>She innocently looks up at me, while this faggot just stood there waiting for an explanation lol.

Btw, I swear this is 100 true, shall I continue?

>>573494127
We wanna hear your faggot story. Continue

>>573494127
ugh... stop making people beg for your shitty story OP, just fucking post it and we'll stick around if it's not complete faggotry. Otherwise, kindly fuck off.

>>573494127
>100 percent true

Sure it is op.

>>573494127
No

>>573493452
I'm on my phone, it takes long for me to write. These mods have a habit of deleting threads that don't get many responses. Besides, I promise the wait is worth it you faggot.

>>573494127
fucking faggot. just keep typing.

>>573494336
I can't wait for more tree fiddy, or walk the dinosaur.

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>>573494336
OP is a giant faggot

>>573494127
is that the kid?

>>573494336
Nigger, you asked if you should continue. Don't ask, just fucking do it. Faggot.

>>573492654
OP my dick is hard now you better not let me down

>>573494336

comon

>>573492654
Type it out before hand you fucking mongoloid.

>kontynu?:DDDDD

This isn't a video game dipshit, post your retarded story and gtfo

hurry it up op.

>>573494336
>On phone
>Most popular excuse here

Learn to type faster fuck wit.

>>573494672
this

So many OPs just ask "continue?" every - fucking - post.
If the story is bad then people will tell you to fuck off, if you don't get 20 people on your ass telling you you are shit then you better go on writing

>>573494336
Just stop posting

Cmon OP, I can't jerk off to this faggotry if you don't hurry

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>>573494265
This. No need to ask if we want more. Just post the fucking story.

>>573494127
Is it the brother in the pic??

Desu desu desu desu

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>>573494127
Part 3
>I tell her to keep sucking, hesitates but she starts sucking nonetheless.
>I finally decided to make eye contact with him after pussying out. (Its not that I'm scared of him because I'm stronger and older than him despite him standing at staggering 6'5 but he's skinny as fuck and has a feminine face; its just the situation was intense.)

>He shouts "What the fuck are you doing" again.
>I tell him to chill and sit next to me and I'll explain everything.
>He actually sits next to me!!!! lol
>I'm surprised he wasn't hard considering how long ago he could have ended this shit.
>Looks at his sister with disgust whilst he literally sat right next to her whilst she blew me.
>"Okay, go on then. Explain yourself"
>This faggot keeps staring at my cock the entire time thinking I won't notice.

>I tell him to go lock the door and we'll talk then, he gets up to lock the door. This leaves gives me a chance to talk to his sister alone.
> I tell her if she doesn't comply, she's gonna regret it.
>Her bro comes back.
>I tell him what happens in here stays in here.

>Tell his sister to blow him, she crawls over to him and leans on his knees whilst she got his dick hard.

>>573495730
could you have made a realistic story and more unrealistic?
>pleb kill yourself

>>573495730
faster faggot

>>573495730
>He actually sits next to me!!!! lol
ruined it for me

>>573495730
sigh fuck you
good premise completely soiled

>2014
>not having this pre typed

>>573496012
Who gives a fuck if it's real?

>>573496202
I do. He said it was 100% real so I want a 100% real story. Fuck this guy.

>>573496202
it has to atleast be realistic you shit stain or we might as well read a green text about a nigger finishing college, it's to unrealistic and boring

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>>573495730
dude this is genius you're like the fucking joker man. an evil mastermind. just amazing.

hey, look! a porn scripts writer

pls continue OP
and next time write it before ^^

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>>573494127
>100% true

>>573496431
thaaaaats racist ....

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OP is not posting cause it is copypasta, ITT: he is fucking with dumb newniggers.

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>>573496431

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>>573495730
Part 4
>She's jerking and blowing him for a good minute, he's got his eyes closed moaning and shit. (His voice isn't deep so he sounds like a mature woman which I thought was hot)

>I decide to grab his right hand (His left hand was over his sisters head) and put it on my dick.

>This faggot is high on feels so he strokes my dick up and down in a jerking off motion without me having to ask him.

>The thought of this faggot getting blown by his sister whilst he jerked me off was enough for me to bust a fat load.

>I slap his hands off and tell him I'm gonna get a drink, in reality I just didn't want to cum so fast. This shit is like once in a lifetime experience which I had to make sure I enjoyed to the fullest.

>Go to the kitchen and back, notice that he's about to bust all over her mouth. Tell him and her that it's not fair, so she should suck my dick now.

>He suggests that we should stand up put her in the middle so she can have turns sucking our dick "Like on porn".

>I couldn't contain myself anymore. The fact that he was all like "What the fuck are you doing" not so long ago and now he's making suggestions on how we should utilize his sister.

>I tell him I like it when I'm sitting, and he says OK whilst he awkwardly stroked his dick watching his sister blow me.

Another homosex, holy shit is there any straight guys left on this planet or not? It's easier with grills because 99% of them are bi, and I'm ok with that but holy shit.

Blowing his sister was cool but dreaming about sucking his cock? What a faggot.

>>573497297
sage

>>573497443
>being this insecure

abandon thread. Saging begins.

>>573497504
is that the best your aids STDs ridden brain can come up with, faggot?

>>573497471
you too good

>>573497579
>using sage as downvote

>>573497471
>not knowing how to sage

>>573497720
>not using sage in copypasta thread

>>573494379
these attention whores are getting bad. they want to be validated by posting and have people pay attention. Just post the story instead of asking every time.

Well this isn't as much faggotry I wanted. I'm out

>>573497720
At least i am not a faggot.

>>573496012
>>573496114
This guy is the most submissive faggot any of you will come across, to be fair even I was a little surprised he easily went along with it. Turns out he wanted to fuck his sister for as long as she can remember, which is why I even attempted this suicide mission in the first place. Bear in mind I'm the captain of the football team so he's used to being told what to do by me which could have also played a part.

>>573495730
>staggering 6'5
nice bait faggot, max height on /b/ is 6'1

>>573497504
GTFO with your propaganda shit you little faggot. I'm waiting for an argument that real man should try sucking cock to prove that he's straight. Go back to cage dirty infected faggot.

It's just sad that there're so many faggots out there these days. Even on your football team, there's some nigger who wants to suck your cock behind your back.

>>573497883
>calls someone a faggot
>after he fantasies about having his dick sucked by a guy.

>>573497902
i'm 6'6 u cheeky cunt

>>573497797
>not using sage while telling other people to sage

>>573497983
You forgot to call him a Jew bro.

>>573498047
still not saging

>>573497902
6'4 here, manlet detected

>>573498032
heaven isn't real

>>573498174
i'm 6'0 you hob gobbler

>>573498287
Stfu manlet i can fucking sit on your head

>>573498287
MANLET!

>>573498141
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

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Op is a fag

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>>573498414
Ur not even trying

>>573498414
That joke is not funny, and you used Heaven yourself. 0/5, would not let you reproduce

>>573497797
>thinking sage does anything when the thread is still getting replies

>>573498141
good job you managed to sage : - )

>>573498521
You didn't faggot.

>>573498521
lol, fag.

>>573498357
>>573498395
wow, thats just pathetic, did you think you'd have a different ID from posting twice in a row?
>newfag detected

>>573498507
>tumblr

>>573495730

Well, you dun fucked that up, OP. Typical that OP never ceases to be a faggot.

Op left?

>>573498521
"'If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads."

Leviticus 20:13

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You noticed :3

>>573497297
It's funny how some you cunts think this is either a copypasta or fake. This happened this week and I'm not exactly Shakespeare; I'm trying my best to write it as best as I could because at that point all that was in my mind was "Fuck, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me"

You notice how I continued without asking to contiue after you faggots complained? Well I'm gonna ask for the last time because there's no point in wasting my time if no one wants to hear it.

Soo shall I continue?

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>>573498507
>>573498512
Heaven, meet newfags
newfags, meet Heaven.

>>573498598
neither did you ) - :

>>573498507
>>573498512

Summer has arrived early.

>>573498724
Yeah, go on.

>>573498724
pls continue, I like your story

>>573498724

>No.

>>573498724
Yeah baby

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>>573498621
nice attempt
almost got me

>>573498724

Don't continue. This story is shit-tier faggotry.

>>573498724
Ignore the "I could do it better, but I'm not going to, but I 100% for sure can" faggots and go on.

>>573498724
continue

>>573492654
your slow typing killed my boner

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Stfu op we are busy

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>>573498751

>>573494336
>mods have a habit of deleting threads that don't get many responses

Get the fuck out faggot

>>573498946
>>573498936
>>573498881
>>573498831
>>573498817
>>573498787
I hope God exists because of faggots like you.

>>573498724

And this post could easily be the continue of the story...
>Instead its you crying cuz no one believe you copypasta, virgin underagefag

>>573498724
No

>>573498724
Put this bitch on auto play
keep fucking posting until the end
troll my dick and I'll rage OP

>>573498730
>>573498765
Hurr durr mentioning Heavenjoking is being a newfag
Go to 9gag you shits

>>573498998
>implying i care if i go to hell

>>573498998
Don't like it? Leave, faggot.

>>573499087
You will rage when you find out you have AIDS

>>573499169
You have adds

if story true post dick and will verify if picture so

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>>573499169
how do i Heaven?

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>>573498724
Sorry OP I was the one who called it a copypasta I was fucking with the newfriends pl0x continue.

>>573499285
one does not simply heaven

>>573499169
>implying I've had sex recently
>implying I've done anything to result in contracting AIDS recently
>implying I'm a nigger
>implying I'm gay
>implying AIDS is a real thing

>>573498724

Keep going and hurry up.

>>573499401
aid is a real fuking thing idoit havnt u seen al the ice bucket challenge

>>573499328
>>573499249
Fags. Die.

>>573498724
gogogogo

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Fuck this thread, I'm out.

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>>573499591

>>573499629
nice sage m9

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>>573499721
Why would you reply to someone after they leave a thread? Anyway have fun w8ting for faggot op to post.

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>>573499683

>>573498724
Do continue.

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>>573498724
do it

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>>573499831
Here we go! Spiderman taking over

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>>573499683

>>573495730
>>"He actually sits next to me!!!! lol"
>>"me!!!! lol"
>>"!!!! lol"
you just gave yourself away

I think the ID heaven is randomly assigned. I had heaven as my ID once.

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>>573500180
Because someone writes lol they give themself away...

Logic is spurting from you.

> lol

>>573500293
Are you fucking joking?

>>573498724
Part 5
I got on my laptop just to finish this you ungrateful faggots.

>Seeing him jerking off to the sight of his sister blowing me made my dick diamonds.
>At this point I didn't wanna ruin the moment by being blunt. I took enough risks as it were already (Getting a bj by his sister and stroking my dick)

>I tap on the space right next to me signalling to him to come closer, he comes closer.
>I lean in for a kiss and he pretty much didn't lean foreword or back.

>I pulled away from him to see what he was gonna do and he actually leant foreword.

>After 20 seconds of kissing I ask him to kiss my chest. I put my hand on his head while I guided his head slowly.

>Now he's kissing my upper abs. I tell him to use his tongue.
>This went on until he reached my pubic area and he was hesitant on going any further.

>I didn't force him.
>I jokingly asked his sister to tell him how good my dick tastes.
>Pulls it out of her mouth pointing it at him.
>I tell him to try it.
>After a minute that felt like a lifetime he sticks his tongue out and touches the tip of my dick.
>She tells him he has to go deeper as she firmly puts her hands on his head pushing his head down.

>It was clear this guy never sucked dick before but it's that which made it so enjoyable.

>She tells him to get the dick out of his mouth and lick my dick from the tip all the way to the balls.

>This guy got the hang of it at this point and he's full on sucking my balls whilst his sister sucks my dick. I swear this has got to be the best feeling I've ever had in my 20 years of life and I don't think I will experience anything similar for the rest of my life.

>The take turns on how sucks my dick and who sucks my balls.

At this point all I'm thinking about is how I'm the priority. They're attention is focused on making me cum. I came buckets in her mouth while he watched; this was the best feeling ever.

>>573500385
YOU'VE GIVEN YOURSELF AWAY!!!!1!!111!one!
lol

>>573498724
pls continue, I need to fap to this

>>573500495
thanks based OP
did you make him suck you regularly after that?

>>573500758
this was a week ago. for it to be on regular basis it would have to happen over a month or so period. how the fuck do you expect it to be "regularly" if it has only been 1 week of the 3 weeks required you piece of shit?

>>573500895
y-you too, a-anon
I must have missed that where he wrote that :)

>>573500758
This happened recently; I even missed the training session yesterday because of how weird things might turn out. I'll keep you guys updated if any more faggotry ends up happening.

>>573500895
>you piece of shit?
fucking kek

>>573501085
post pic of his sister

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>>573500293
>>573500493
>mfw

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>>573500895
R-relax big guy
Btw you're totally a faggot for making out with another dude

>>573500895
Gay as fuck. every letter you write it breathes out "faggot!!"

Haha, what a fuckin Gay

>>573499132

Trolls trolling trolls.

Also, there's been a huge influx of newfag cancer lately.

Try harder, faggot.

Also, kill yourself. Your life is meaningless, anyway.

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>>573501360
It's not about being gay but bending others to your will. Male or female.

He looked feminine, reminded me of his sister so I figured it'd be awesome if I made him blow me and it was. I'd never suck a guys dick or let a guy fuck me but if I see feminine and androgynous looking guys I'd want them to blow me and fuck them. Since we're all products of evolution he was made that way for a particular reason.

Also humiliating him and his sister like that was a bonus. Turns me on because it's the complete opposite of what I'd do.

So there you have it before you all go hur durr homosexuhluthee.

So once again OP is a faggot

>>573500495

Fuck you, ID is still the same, so you didn't switch anything

>>573500495

Try harder, you lying faggot. Your ass is too fat to even move, anyway.

>>573502086
>I'm not a faggot
>but if I see a guy I like I'd like to get sucked off by him and fuck his asshole
>BUT IM NOT A GAY
>UNLESS THEYRE HOT

10/10 would tiptopkek again

>>573502086
I.. I completely understand

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>>573502086
I get this warm feelings around my anus whenever somebody is telling the truth. It's there OP.

>>573502086
post pics of them both?

>>573502249
My translation of the faggot is a guy who's basically a bitch. In this instance it isn't me but the guys at the receiving end of the anal intercourse. Btw I'm bisexual I fuck girls too. Why put yourself in a box?

My kinda hot and how girls view hot differs. Girls might see someone line Hugh Jackman as hot, whereas someone along the lines of Justin Bieber might appeal to me due to how feminine he looks. I personally don't think I'm a faggot since I'm doing the dominating but whatever floats your boat I guess.

>>573502267
T-thank you anon.

>>573502086
Huh...

Makes sense, actually.

Good on ya OP

>>573502718
>2014 still having sexuality
>if it gets you off, it gets you off

>>573503185
Is this an OK to dick my cat? It's been looking at me with caty eyes lately, and whenever we make eye contact it lets out just a single "meow".

>>573500495
thats it ?

>>573502718
>tfw no one like OP makes me his bitch

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>>573503313
Go for it anon

>>573502306
Thank you.

>>573502502
So you basically want me to jeopardize this kinky sex situation for your viewing pleasure? I like you but not enough to ruin this for me, sorry anon.

>>573503313
As long as you're fucking the cats asshole and not the cat fucking you it's not bestiality because you're the one doing the dominating.

-OP

>>573503394
>tfw you're 19 and a manlet
>tfw you're too ugly to be a trap
>tfw you're too lazy to get a job
>tfw acne
>tfw still live with parents because no job
>tfw no cute grill
>tfw you can't even grow a proper neckbeard

Sucks to be you anon.

>>573503381
I'm not Shakespeare and this happened very recently, I don't even think my mind even digested it fully.

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>Image related.

>>573503484
don't be a jew and crop faces then

>>573503583
haha I'm none of that

>>573503583
>tfw you're 19 and a manlet
Take hgh
>tfw you're too ugly to be a trap
Get plastic surgery
>tfw acne
Accutane motherfucker

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>>573503494
Well I've been using one of these as a fleshlight for a while now so I was thinking it's time I upgrade. How do uhh. Cat's shitters work?

post pics op

>>573504074
I don't think it's ok to rape your cat, better find a bitch boy like OP did

>>573503916
You want pictures of both of them but you tell me to crop the faces? Are you retarded anon? What's the point of the picture if I'm gonna blur/crop the face?

>Hint: I'm not saying its him but the guy looks like a picture of a person I posted earlier. Or could it actually be him?

>>573504063
So you're 20 and not a manlet

Therefore making you tall to be a trap, you CAN grow a proper neckbeard meaning you have no real job, you're clearly lazy, hence the neckbeard. Since you have no real job you DO live with your parents and therefore resulting in no cute grill.

No need to be coy.

>>573504384
just do it

>>573504384
Do eiit m8

did the story finish???

>>573504539
>>573504776
All you have to do is scroll up and take a look and you're telling me to post it. Fuck outta here

>>573494598
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fuck this shit

>>573505245
rather
https://warosu.org/fa/thread/8917477

It's good, maybe if it was his mother instead of his sister I would fap.

>>573505414
Nah that's gross man. I want to fuck my sister so bad, like sometimes I'm tempted to just do it and face the consequences.

Did not make him bang his sister.
Gay.

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oct 8th it says

>>573505245
>>573505412
>>573505806
Yes, he looks like him

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<--- read this.

>>573502086
That makes you gay.
Whether you're a top or a bottom, sexual attraction to the same sex is gay.
You have officially crossed the line from being heterosexual to being bisexual. Rationalize it however you like, you're still a bit.

Guess what? Every straight person wouldn't get their dick sucked or fuck the same sex