first time buying weed did i do ok /b/
also stoner thread
That's medical grade
what the fuck is that a melted army man with peas in it?
>>573130261
Looks like something I'd find when cleaning my vacuum
>>573130261
What you have there is peas and blue tack.
Also, clean your fucking hands you dirty bastard
The fuck is up with your hands did you just jerk off a gardener?
>>573130261
yeah, you did pretty good OP
>>573130528
kek
>>5731302heat up in some milk and drink
>>573130523
And pants too. Just a dirty fuck in general. Roll that shit up though dude.
>>573130261
dafuq you need some moisturizer for those hands man
U did great OP, now smoke it
>>573130261
looks like it has cancer
Me and my guitarist we want to try DMT, but we never did drugs, suggestions? Can we create it or we should buy it?
>>573130261
Dufuss! Those are stone age M&Ms!
>>573130820
Music and drugs never mix.
Why do you have shrek hands
>>573130261
You look like a nigger
>>573130957
Not sure if troll
>>573130820
Not sure if this is a continuation of the trolling in this thread, or a legit question.
If legit: JUST NO.
I'm sure you've heard things about DMT that make you want to rush out and try it, and rightfully so, DMT is an amazing molecule.
But under no circumstances should DMT be the first drug you try.
I've used psychedelics for a couple years, shrooms, LSD, 2c-x's, mescaline, NBOMe's, various RC's, etc.
None of them even came close to DMT, it was something that I was so unprepared that I can't even describe the emotions I felt my first time.
No other drug can really prep you for DMT, but there is no way that you should jump right in.
Learning how to trip should be done on drugs that are more forgiving like LSD, and honestly I wouldn't recommend DMT until you've had a few bad trips, and are able to overcome them before you come down.
Learning to control your set and setting are vital, or you're going to spend what seems like eternity in a place you'd rather not visit.
tl:dr Experience other drugs before DMT.
>>573132443
thanks dude but i don't want to try a fuckton of drugs , is that really bad?
>>573130448
kek
What actually is that?
blu tack and bb bullets?
peas and hubba bubba?
I'm legit confused as to what it actually is
guys i'm a weed smoking veteran, let me show you some top shelf herb. this tree right here gets me so high. real primo green is all i toke. my dealer just sold me this for $100 bucks.
I'm gonna blaze up and listen to some Bob Marlo.
#420
>>573133142
Ever tried the white ones? They are even greater to get high.
>>573133142
>bob mario
>pleb
>>573132443
truuue, i love dmt. def wasnt my 1st tho. i hate dissociates so much tho. i accidently took way too much benadryl, i was trying to take enough to pass the fuck out, not trip. but my mouth randomly felt numb, my fingers were tense as hell and hard to move, my whole body felt numb like a "shadow" as dave chapelle said, it felt like when i touched myself i was touching someone else. and drinking felt hella weird.i didnt think i took that much and i was abut to call 911 like a pussy, i was 99% sure thats what a pre-seize feels like.
>>573132854
don't listen to that fuckstain just take it dude
if you really wanna prepare get a high strenght salvia extract and breakthrough a couple times
all these people thinking dmt like some fucking alien shit you need a karate black belt to try they get fucked it's a drug like any other, make sure you don't need to do anything for the next few hours, sit in a eanbag or some some shit and make sure you're not acually having a heart attack or dying smoke that shit and bye bye world come down in 30 carry on with normal waking life
bitches be acting like it's a fucking religion or some shit take some real drugs pussies bang meth shoot heroin smoke crack get on my fucking level bitch non of this psychedelic nonsense read a fucking philosophy book if you want insights you want pleasure go straight to the mother fucking source get that shard and fucking mainline it run your meth for 3 days steal cars talk about drugs thinking your hard fuck off with your shit before we bring out the guns
>>573132854
You don't really have to try a fuckton, nor do you have to do them in a close time frame, just stick to this order:
Get stoned, I mean, really fucking stoned. Smoke with someone who has good weed, and get fucked up. If you enjoy it, then get LSD.
Take a average dose of LSD, if you enjoy your trip, get shrooms.
Psilocybin trips are less easily controlled than acid, so if you have a good experience on shrooms, you're golden.
If not, that's fine, just keep doing shrooms until you're able to control the experience better.
At that point, you'll at least have a clue what you're going into with DMT, and should be good to give it a try.
Remember, you have your whole life to experiment, I waited 5 years before trying DMT.
>>573133347
my fellow dank enthusiast, i told you i'm a weed smoking veteran. did you not see my hashtag?
this is what smokers call "Purple maury janes." i like to roll this up in a cigar and blaze.
>>573130448
kek
>>573130261
Nice one OP. What is all that blue shit on your hands? You wouldn't have been rolling this around in them for the last 10 minutes making it this shape right? Of course not.
>>573133142
get that schwag shit outta my fucking face this wat I'm blasing nigga got that fuckin fobbionacci shit bitch get on my fuckin level fuccboi
>>573133574
pfft, whatever dude. check out my plant i got in the back yard.
#710
#fuck12
>>573133490
You're a fucking moron, go away.
Salvia is only similar to DMT in that they're both fast acting, short lived trips.
You can go places on Salvia, but the body load, and subjective experiences are completely different, and Salvia is way easier to have fucking horrible trip on.
Salvia isn't an entry level psychedelic, that's the reason youtube is filled with teenage morons flipping their shit when they think they're dying because the only thing they'd tried before was their freshman dealers schwag.
If you don't want to respect the potential risks of psychedelics, you're going to pay the price eventually.
>>573133490
Thank you Uncle 4chan
>>573133761
nice stress you have there my friend. i normally don't show people my private grow but i think i can share with a real cannabis enthusiast like moi. when it comes to dutch primos, i'm all about variety.
#420bl4z3
>>573133841
I smoked this fucking betle man while listening to the beatles man
>>573133430
Ahh man, you need to try a good dissociates like Ketamine.
DMT is one unique end of the spectrum, once you're in the K-hole you're at the other end.
MXE is still legal in most states if you're in the US, it's not the same but its an analogue of Ketamine, if you want a strange, legal high.
>>573133841
dear god, i think i found my match. you sir are a true blazer! i bow to you my mast-- oh wait! nevermind! peep my indoor grow. notice all those crystals? that means it's good dutch primo herb. guaranteed to make a real stoner like myself cough. i smoke bongz my friend.
please get out of this thread with that whacky ass outdoor bud. the big boiz are playing itt.
peep the fire
>>573134326
forgot the pic, i'm so blazed stonered right now, from the herb, you know
>>573133919
can't i take just a little dmt? like short short trip to get used to it?
>>573134318
You sound like me anon, well done
>>573130261
ahahhahaah dank
>>573133430
>implying benadryls a dissociative and not a deliriant
>>573133550
I did shrooms b4 acid. I'd really recommend that order. Acid was more intense for me. I prefer shrooms
>>573130261
>>573133142
>>573133761
>>573133841
Y'all bitches never tasted true thc. Check it boi
>>573134020
>>573134445
The problem is the subjective effects of low dose DMT, and a breakthrough are so different, it's like two seperate drugs.
Not only that, low doses increase the risk of having a bad trip, at least for me.
When I'm soaring through hyperspace, my mind is so focused on observing the experience I don't have time to worry.
On low doses when you're still "here but not here," I would really freak out as the trip isn't at all controllable.
>>573134885
First time I smoked DMt I hit that shit like a bea'tch and I was ku
>>573134220
thats my boi
>>573134445
No. DMT is the most powerful hallucinogen that exists. That's like saying you should give a 2000 horsepower drag car to a 16 year old as his first car, but he can only drive it 15 miles per day.
>>573134874
The most finest of the premium herbs from the great heavens in the sky. God Bless anon
>>573135141
Exactly, a large dose is much easier of an experience than trying to balance in between reality and tripping on DMT.
Because eventually the trip will win, and you'll be scared shitless because you're left helpless trying to rationalize why trees have started talking to you in your backyard (true story).
>T.h.e F.app.en.n.in.g F.u.l.l C.ol.l.e.cti.o.n
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