I am a very famous person. Male actor. I have been coming on 4chan since the Fappening. Never heard of it before that. I guess you would call me a Newfag, but I can't get enough.
Guess who I am. If you get it right, I might acknowledge it.
Charlie sheen.
Shut the fuck up, homo.
>>572365859
fuck you, we don't care who you are
>>572365859
bump for interest
>>572365859
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>>572365859
I r8 the b8 1/10
>>572365859
seth rogen
Justin Beiber you faggot!
>>572366141
Proof of faggotry...
All incorrect thus far.
>>572365859
Robin Williams?
>>572365971
>implying charl-o hasn't been here for years
>>572365859
Get off the shittiest board on the site. Browse other boards like /pol/ or /v/ instead.
>>572366349
I come here for the endless stream of tits. Oh, and /hr/ to see Katy Perry's fat ol titties.
Seth Rogen
I propose you alter the rules too a twenty questions type format.
Like, I could say, Are you over the age of 30?
For instance.
>>572366306
Justin Timberlake?
james franco?
No and fuck you. Kill the thread idiots
Dicaprio
>>572365859
Neil Patrick Harris
>>572365859
Probably young
Neil Patrick Harris?
>>572366349
>/v/
>/pol/
Eggs Benedict Cumberbun
fuck off newfag
>>572365859
Oh Don Cheadle, show yourself!
Jennifer Lawrence?
>>572366349
>Get off shit board
>Recommends /v/
Shiggy
Life lesson: We don't give a fuck who you are.
Robert Downsyndrome jr
>>572366705
>male actor
It got already confirmed she has no dick...
>>572366795
Yes you do. You wouldn't post if you didn't.
moot
>>572365859
Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen or Shia Labarf
Not other famous people are fucked up enough to want to hang around here.
Taylor Swift has hung around here before. Nice body she's got, not my type though.
>>572366554
I second this proposal
Grow a sac Mr Actor and give us something to work with, not that most of us would believe you anyway
>>572366501
Taylor lautner
>>572365859
that grammar, hmm, gonna say your definitely james franco
>>572366651
/v/ is the shitpost king who deflects shitposts which somehow makes the board still live, and /pol/ cpuld possibly stop this possible shitposting celebrity.
>>572366501
Just go on other boards. This is a shit board in every aspect.
Shia LaBeouf
Matt... Damon....
>>572366925
We're informing you of our lack of giving a fuck about who you are.
>>572366346
kek
>>572366925
>heaven
You're worse than faggot OP
These Hollywood types think that they are just fucking gods...
>/b/ proves them right
god damn you faggots
DAVID BOVIE??!?
HOLY SHIT, SO GLAD I GOT TO MEET YOU MAN.
>>572366925
>>572366604
Stop samefagging.
>>572365859
Calling bullshit here OP. Prove it or GTFO, simple.
>>572366641
>>572366650
damn...
About to head out for dinner. In the states for a shoot.
Hint.
I'm Simon Pegg.
Zach Braff
Seth.
>>572367147
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
seth mcfarlane ??
>>572366967
>>572367064
>>572367068
all of those people have probably been here many times
>>572365859
Shit bitch, why the fuck should we care?
>>572367269
I don't think you are.
>>572365859
Jennifer Aniston?
>>572367269
Simon Pegg
>>572367269
Except you're not.
>>572367206
105% certain it's Elijah Wood
if it's not then i don't really care
>>572366641
>>572366650
I can confirm that OP is not me
>>572366967
lol
yes, only 3 famous people are fucked up
iam very important person, ges whoem i
kek
Simon pegg?
>>572367269
Are you Simon Pegg?
Billy Mays!
>>572367451
Then confirm. A statement is not a confirmation without evidence.
>>572365859
John Wilkes Booth.
>>572367269
Is this for real?
>>572367269
Ur still a fag m8
Also your fat boyfriend.
Sorry to break the news to you Macaulay, but you aren't really famous anymore
OP is not Simon Pegg.
I, however, am Harrison Ford
>>572365859
pic related
>is op
>>572367269
proof or gtfo
>>572365859
Shut the fuck up. Show tits.
>>572367269
Gloucestershire's a shithole m8
>>572367269
pics or it's bull
if op is simon.. who is phone??
>>572367602
>>572367439
>>572367424
Yep.
See ya dicksuckers. Time to try your stupid fucking American bar-b-que.
>>572367269
>Simon Pegg
i want to beleibe
>>572367269
FAMOUS????
GTFO
anyone not saying james franco loses.
>>572367064
He's not famous anymore!
>>572366349
so you recomended him to the most cancerous tumours ever.
> gg nerd
>>572365859
You are Ron Jeremy.
>>572367739
Timestamp for proof, cock ring.
>>572367269
Prove it faggot
>>572367815
>implying i live in shitty USA
Bobcat Goldthwait.
/thread
>>572367269
Who?
>>572365859
Talk more and maybe give us some clues
The fck is Simon pegg?
A faggot
>>572367660
How would you like me to confirm? Nothing too gay though I have an image to uphold.
>>572367815
>no timestamp
Fucking faggot do you think we give a fuck who you are
Neckbeard irl probably just some newfag trying to get attention
>>572367815
Oh dear... we all know Simon Pegg is way too cool to hang out here.
Your trolling is at an end. Final score: 2/10
>>572367815
timestamp pic or we assume you are actually nick frost playing a joke on simon
>>572365859
>I am a very famous person
Number of fucks given dips below 1.
>>572367269
Prove it let us see a timestamp
>>572368076
How to ruin a famous person's self worth
worth in 4 easy characters.
>>572368141
not even the same tag as OP...or are you postin from phone?
>>572367312
Ooh that's a good guess, why didn't I think of that?
Bob Dole thinks that I'm Bob Dole. Would you like to ride with Bob Dole?
>>572367269
>implying we care
>>572368141
N.P.H
>nothing too gay
My jimmies
Timestamp face, you glorious cock ring.
>>572367269
>Simon Pleb
Who the fuck are you?
Haha, I had to look up who Simon Pegg was.
Op is a faggot and not simon pegg
Simon Pegg is a star trek shit?
>>572368141
Time, date, and face.
>>572365859
I want you to be mel Gibson, you would get right along on pol
>>572365859
Sup chris pratt?
If you're not him I don't really care, so gtfo newfag
implying this isn't bait, that is...
post pics you fag
Tfw Simon Pegg is actually not in America and is shooting Mission Impossible 5 in Morocco.
:'(
>>572365859
You are a 30 year old, nobody - fat virgin who faps to animu tentacle gore porn and plays LOL all day long.
Do you also wear a fedora?
>>572368293
I'm NPH you raging homo...sapien
>>572367269
LOL you're not famous, dipshit
>>572368293
No.
I will not be posting from this point forward.
I take pleasure in knowing you little-thumbed tiny-dicked basement dwellers will debate whether or not this was real or not.
Simon Pegg, out. Yes, it's really me. No, you can't see my cock.
>>572367815
You're young (never had barbecue before) or at least not worldly.
Then I'm withdrawing from that next little project. Come here to see me naked... No respect.
Hot Fuzz was a shitty movie and you know it. I WANT MY DAMN 8EUROS BACK.
>>572367815
now I call bullshit the entire you filmed 'paul' you couldn't not have eaten more Barbeque in your entire life, it was new mexico m8
Don't worry guys, OP will timestamp.
Eventually.
>>572367269
>I am a very famous person
>Simon Pegg
lol k
>>572367815
>pretends to be a celebrity
>chooses someone nobody's ever heard of
>>572368648
hey! my thumbs aren't that small
>>572368648
Simon Pegg isn't actually a cunt
confirmed not him
>>572368648
There's no debate. Nobody believes that you're him.
>>572368605
Timestamp face. If you are truly NPH I will cum buckets a d agree to live in your basement without your knowledge for further studies of the human mind.
>>572365859
You are a faggot.
That's it guys, I won, now he must acknowledge it.
>>572368772
dead lol
>>572365859
the niggest
>>572368648
>>572368583
There is no debate faggot.
When you go to sleep, no one will be thinking about you. You'll still be alone and worthless.
>>572368448
Did you say Shrek Trek?
>>572368648
Please see
>>572368218
Now sage this shit guys!
>>572367741
>>572365859
Why hello there Wilford Brimley.
>>572368648
Who the fuck is Simone peg?
Is he relevant or something?
>>572368141
>nothing too gay
>is gay
sage
>>572368648
>Cornetto trilogy
>Famous
second hand scotty pls go
Damnit, is it really this easy to trell all you filthy casuals? I'm making a thread tmrw and claiming I'm obama
>>572368648
I'M WRITING EVERY FEMANIST BLOG OUT THERE TO EXPOSE WHAT A MISOGYNIST FUCKFACE YOU ARE!!
RAAAAAAPPPPPEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>572365859
Sup, Nick
>>572369101
>>572368218
This.
op will not deliver bec all of usa will think he is anonymoose super hakr.. or hes a neckbeard fapping about the attenzione getting here
>>572368648
Srs. Who the fuck is Simon pegg?
>>572368141
Shoe on head and date on hand
fucks given = 0
>>572365859
Oh, Hey there
>>572368648
I love you in modern family as that gay guy
>>572368885
I wish I could friend I really do.
But having yourself definitively associated with his website is bad for your public image, and that is really all I am.
>>572365859
Op I don't believe you and you are a huge fag
But
How do you like the chan isn't it hilarious?
>>572365859
>>572365859
If you're not Arnold Schwarzenegger then I don't give a fuck and get off my internet!
>>572369463
It's quite convincing to say the least
why don't you type in a english accent, obviously fake asshole.
>>572368648
...and that's when OP finally reached orgasm
>>572368648
Well then. If that's your attitude, Mr. Pegg
>>572367815
>>572368601
Omg. He's Seth Rogen?
>>572369697
An*
>>572369512
Well no one will believe you though, so it means nothing....
I had faith in you, NPH.
I loved you.
You were my everything.
And you left me with nothing.
Not even a memory.
>>572365859
you aint nobody you faggot.
besides
>implying u r an "famous actor".
from 'murica? Fucks I give zeeeeeeero.
>>572365859
Let me explain you something, I live in Hollywood, I know a lot of celebs just because my parent is high exec in some movie corp.
I can positively confirm 80% of them are lonely fucked up fucks who have no friends and no life, most of them were/are on 4chan regularly.
They don't believe no one, they are like some drawn characters locked in their golden cages and dont start me on the subject if they acted pirate, they will run around the house with eyepatch and a parrot for the next 6 months..
eVEN IF YOU ARE CELEB, NO ONE CARES AND YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE
>>572369757
he's on twitter, why not raid till he either confesses or cries?
>>572365859
Why the fuck would we believe you, if you don't provide us with a time stamp
SAGE GOES ON ALL REGIONS
>>572365859
>I am a very famous person. Male actor.
News flash, nobody cares.
>>572369903
This.
>>572369512
NPH, buy yourself a dog, name it Mike, and post a pic of it on twitter tomorrow
>>572369903
> implying that op didn't want you to think that very thing. God you're stupid
>>572369978
Fake photo. She is a saint and would never have naked picture taken of herself.
>>572369839
>>572370024
>>572369839
KEKEK
fagfag.
>>572369978
Jesus christ. Why even save that?
>>572369798
Keep the faith. I'll discuss with Dave when I'm back home, I have posted myself on here in the past on a few occasions and will probably make a thread in the next few days so keep your eyes peeled.
Live long and fornicate buddy!
>>572370305
>>572370212
>>572370080
it's 4pm on a sunday where fuck would he get a dog
>>572365859
robin williams
>>572370169
>>572370080
I might call it by a different name, fuck mike man! But screencap this and make a thread tomorrow - I might just do this
>>572369839
Fag
>>572365859
after seeing how broad that term (celebrity) has become (ie; The girl from Phil of the Future's mom being included in the fappening as a celebrity), I doubt anybody really knows or cares who you are.
>>572365859
someone axe him on twitter
>>572370545
sure thing, we will summon you in 34 hours time
>>572370545
call your dog, "doogie", also get a pomski
>>572370398
>>572368648
>celebrity
>Simon Pegg
fuck off faggot
>>572370545
what do you even do, dood?
fuckin fuckin around with oprah n shit.
you'll always be Doogie, give it up already, it's over.
>>572370454
obviously a shop
>>572370779
>>572367815
Simon pegg you are awesome, Shaun of the Dead was classic!
>>572365859
>>572370343
>Live long and fornicate
Post "Keep the faith buddy" on twitter and I will believe you.
>>572367269
If you really are simon pegg, you're a fucking legend. Come back with a time stamp.
Also, Derren Brown got you big time
>>572371067
Я знаю кто ты! Джонни Депп!
>>572371176
>simon pegg
>legend
>>572371389
саймон пегг полный мудак! омега ебаный
>>572367310
retard.
>>572370863
>>572370994
Please remember me as Col. Carl Jenkins
>>572371137
Simon sees what you did there
>>572371029
BJ Novak
>>572365859
A lying useless faggot
>>572371158
Cute dog: Yes
Keep the faith buddy: No
Sorry bud, I want the retweets!
НУ ЧЕ СУКИ АМЕРИКАНСКИЕ! СКОРО ВАШЕЙ АМЕРИКЕ ПИЗДЕЦ!
>>572371564
she's so much hotter when you can't hear her.
>>572365859
>hurr durr I'm a faggot and may or may not do something
>>572369839
u wot m8
>>572371553
KEKEK He doesn't like being called Doogie.
You are, of course, breaking the number one rule of 4Chan:
There are no girls (or fags) on the internet.
Therefore, you're nothing but an attention whore unless you timestamp those tits, you slender fuckbroom
hi, murikans, im from Russia. what r u doing here,. at my, Russian board?
the amount of newfags who don't know who Simon Peggs is really scaring me.
>>572365859
i think i fucked this guy in highschool
>>572372303
Wait, who is Simon Peggs?
>>572372069
>calling me a newfag
You ever seen NPH and Moot in the same room at the same time? Didn't think so.
>That's right, NPH speaks in third person
>>572372303
pegg looks like a real loser, hes just a faggot. when i see his face, my main emotion is "fuck. i want to mash his face up". also, im from Russia
You're a newfag AND an attention whore. Die in a fire.
Pic related: It's Heaven at his computer
>>572368648
Get rekt, bud.
>>572368535
Yep.
>>572371067
All his movies are fucking amazing. Hot Fuzz was the shit
has someone already said you are all idiots?
>>572369968
fucking keked at pic related
>>572371910
wait sauce on this right now
>>572371910
Dude what
>>572368778
Everyone knows who Simon Pegg is fagt
>>572372991
>>572372598
now we know it's not NPH...shoulda quit while you were ahead, fag.
>>572373141
:O
>>572373206
he's the best
Kip winger