Reasons why she is a witch
>>572228801
she turned me into a newt!
>>572228978
A newt?
>>572228978
Well you're not a newt now
>>572228978
A newt?
>>572228801
inb4: she looks like one
>>572229068
>>572229074
>>572229073
i got better..
>>572229073
I got better.
>>572228801
She likes nigger cock.
Well she has got a wart
>>572229154
>>572228801
She looks like one!
She weighs the same as a duck!
>>572228801
she weighs the same as a duck
>>572229073
burn her anyway
>>572228801
she weighs the same as a duck
Burn her!
>>572229706
who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?
>>572228978
I got better.
>>572228801
Things that float: very small rocks, witches and ducks.
there for if she weighs the same as a duck she is a witch and as it turns out she weighs the same as a duck.
Flawless logic
>>572229896
there are some that call me.....tim..?
>>572228978
>dat filename
>>572230101
he who lights fire without flint or tinder
>>572229896
I am Arthur, King of the Britains.
>>572230041
Don't churches float?
>>572228801
Build a bridge out of her!
>>572230261
Who are the Britons?
My Dad works at Witches
She weighs the same as a duck!
>>572230261
you cant wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at you!
>>572230912
SHUT UP!!
>>572231781
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
>>572231781
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
>>572233958
SHUT UP! I ORDER YOU TO SHUT UP!
>>572234246
Order, eh? Who does he think he is?