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4 decides what I say.
Dont fuck this up for me /b/
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Bitch this dick aint gone suck itself
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You don't have to look good to suck my dick. It's kind of poetic, really.
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>>572087110

dont make this rape akward
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it's ok baby we'll brownbag that disgusting shit
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>>572087110
Don't worry, your'e ugly all the time
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>>572087110
pff the lights will be off
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>>572087110

Who gives a fuck I got a couple homies down for a gang bang
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i have a fetish for ugly girls..
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m'lady pls
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>>572087110

its alright a got a couple paper bags
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>>572087668
kek
reroll
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>>572087734
Fuck. Ok
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>>572087734
COUNTER POST. DO NOT FUCKING SAY THIS.
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>>572087734
rarwniw
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>>572087442
fucking roll
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bitch u always look ugly
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>>572087110
I'd rather fuck a dog given the choice; but hey, if it's anything to you, I'd totally fuck you too if I were shitfaced.
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>>572087110
Oh come on, beer is on me. then maybe we can have sum fuk bby ;)
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>>572087110

Charge your phone asshole.
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PHOTOSYNTHESIS
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>>572087110
i don't believe you, send me a picture. or how about I just come over <<<<you come over here>>> (whichever applicable) so I can see first hand
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>>572087734
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>>572087110
Hey I really mean this and I want to tell you that I would like too get married too you some day. So would you like to go out for a coffee and then maybe plan our future together.
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>>572088087

come on girl im just a squirl tryin get a nut
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Hahahah sorry being stupid and having fun
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>>572087110
Bored* haha sorry I'm an illiterate retard. But that's okay, I just wanna spend time with you.
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>>572088029
This next, Captain!
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>>572088087
9 decides the reply
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what phone is this? that messaging app looks horrible
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>>572088280
roll
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>>572088087
hey, i know this might sound weird but, wanna watch my little pony with me? It's a lot cooler than people think.
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P H O T O S Y N T H E S I S
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>>572088349
C'mon nigga.
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>>572088349
WINRAR
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>>572088349
Lol, 9 get
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>>572088370
rolling for great justice
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You want to frick frack?
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quit tryna trick me wit yo feminine wiles girl i kno all ur tricks
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>>572088087
im just going to be honest with you: I always thought you were pretty hot.
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Let's drink together tonight and I could always shove the bottle in your cooter for my own cumming pleasure!
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You're already toast, guys that's why you're doing thins.
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I am going to park the pink plymouth of love in your garage tonight sweet cheeks
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>>572088669
say this instead
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It's ok, my dick doesn't have eyes
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>>572088087
Lol nothing, but I'm sure you look amazing so come hangout yeah?


>bout to get anon laid
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>>572088789
Reeeee rooooolllll
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>>572088789
Oh shit
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my dick feels like a pinecone
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>>572088087
sorry I was just trying out my old English. I don't believe you're ugly at all. far from it. why don't you come over and prove me right
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pHOtOsYntHeSIs
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>>572088939
Laaaaammmee
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>>572088439
hey man, you makin the rules, not me
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>>572088789
please god give me them 4's
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Bitch, put your dick on my lips
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You know you're not ugly, and games like this bore me... Later.
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>>572089278
Alpha AF
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Hey what's your favourite naruto episode?
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as long as your butthole is clean.....
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>>572087110
ayo bitch show me dem titties

>9 get
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Yeah, you're a pig but I have a pig fucking fetish
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>>572088439
deliver niggaaa
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As long as my butthole is clean...
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>>572089001
>id G4Y
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>>572089459
>c
winrar nigga!!!!
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>>572088886
rollin
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We can just do it doggy style and then I won't have to look at you mean muggin'
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>>572089383
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Oh, not again
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Having failed to seduce m'lady, OP has clearly resorted to general faggotry and must be attempting to blow himself.
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>>572089654
Winrario
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>>572088087
Dude, I just died on the inside because of this. Just don't take this any further... You make me and the little Lord baby Jesus weep.
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Bored* Maybe* too* JESUS FUCKING DEGENERATES
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Charmander
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>>572089968
he's apparently not taking it farther
9 get was forever ago
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today yet again OP was a faggot
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>>572089968
it made me lol for realz
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>>572087110
stop being a fag OP
delivrar
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>>572090218
well you are a bitch for realz
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>>572090543
rotflcopter
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>>572090047
4chan is kill.
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>>572090663
well you heard her
and is it still 9 or what?
>9 get
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>>572087110

OP - Note for the future: Don't tell bitches that you're bored. If you're bored, then why would she want to hang out with you and be bored too? Or why would she want the burden of brightening your day for you? Be enthusiastic and excited about everything you do and more girls will want to be part of your life so they can have as much fun as you are having.
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>>572090663
Not a fag. My phone died. Plugged in now. Stop whining fagets.
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>>572087110
"board" op is dumb
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>>572090936
>not a fag
>has not given us the digit
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Hey baby Francesca to be precise my uncle has a snow blowing machine want to go with me and break it he molested me when I was young this is payback
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7 is next reply.
>inb4 some shit about niggers
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>>572091172
I want you to tongue punch my fart box
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>>572091172
lol... anyways im sure you look fine. come over and watch shrek the third with me :)
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>>572091172
I um..I really think you're pretty :^)
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>>572091274
roll for this
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>>572091274
reroll
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sorry about all that, wanna watch a movie?
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>>572091172
I dont think you're ugly. Send a pic, and I'll decide.
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>>572091307
WINRAR
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>>572091307
ebin
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>>572087110
I paint myself in shit while singing david bowie songs in my bathroom.
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>>572091307
topkek i got winrar. delivar op
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>>572091307
God damnit
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Damn wtf kinda name is Francesca anyway...
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>>572091764
black people
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>>572091708
Is the girl you're texting fat? I always imagine that the people in these threads are always texting land whales.
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>>572091708
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>>572091307
Holy shit /b/. Its working! 2 is next reply.
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>>572091818
Aka niggars
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>>572092067
for you I'll do anything. lets meet up and we can have a serious talk about us
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>>572092067
fuck yeah brah, i know what chicks love
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>>572092067
kek'd
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Damnit, I'm sorry those were friends of mine. Haha anyway, you know I don't really understand the fuss people make about their looks. You can't possibly look that bad can you?
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nah ill be home in a bit want me to pick you up?
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Bring some canola oil for lubez and also bring some onions plz bb...im hungry tonight
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>>572092067
Lol I was joking just got done watching "a Serbian film" you ever seen it? You should google it
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>>572091328
reroll
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Can we make sweet love in my parents room and you poke my butthole with a Popsicle
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>>572092254
reroll
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Np, I'm not really that far away anyway
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ima do some bad stuff to you tonight, just so you know
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>>572092254
roll
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>>572092067
I got something else you might love too ;D
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>>572092067
Yeah, but I'll be back soon. Hey, can I tell you something important?
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>>572092067
Don't be ridonculous donkey
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>>572092305
Re roll :/
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>>572092067
Can you be my girlfriend for a little while?
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>>572092067
Went to go get some popcorn and some wine and cheese. You should join me so we can to Smash Mouth
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Just went back home, I guess I will stay home for the night, afterwards we can get kinky in the bed ;^)
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>>572092254
70 sided dice dont fail me for this roll
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>>572092376

Rerollin for this
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>>572092440
reroll
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>>572092419
reroll
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>>572092067
Ima knock the pussy out like fight night
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im going to stick it in your pussy shrek loving FAT CUNT
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>>572092421
reroll
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>>572091118
roll
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>>572092464
jk rowling
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No I'm still home, got a bunch of niggers here who'd love to give you some of their AIDS
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I have this really weird quirk though. I like to use an ogre mask and whack my dick against the TV repeatedly in my weekly Shrek sessions. I usually use green skin paint along with it but you're new to this so I'm allowing normal skin this time

PS: I go in dry
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Send me nudes bitch so I can post to 4 chan and make you famous beyond your wildest dreams.
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>>572092067
Allahu akbar
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>>572092529
Rerawl
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>>572092592
W I N N E R
I
N
N
E
R
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>>572092615
rollan
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>>572092592
winrar
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>>572092254
i never win when it counts sorry /b/ro
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>>572092067
Come on over. I got grits.
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>>572092592
fucking topkek winrar again. btw, i meant to say *sing to Smash Mouth
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>>572092592
Winrar
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>>572092632
Winrar winrar
Chicken dinrar
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Just come over. Panties not required.
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>>572092067
Yeh, na i meant at your house or something, just tryna hang out with you M'LADY xD
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>>572092626
Re roll
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>>572092592
Nigger this doesn't even make sense. Should I send this /b/?
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>>572092773

Get the fuck out newfag, xD automatically signifies you as a fedora fuck
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Not anymore u cumming over or should I go out?
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>>572092802

new number for the anxious b/tards to roll
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>>572092802
are you breaking the sacred get oath?
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>>572092802
i can put on a green condom and put my shrek inside you
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>>572092802
No cuz u just got a 2 so make up what u want
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Just say i didnt leave yet run yo sexy ass over here
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>>572092840
LOL
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>>572092802
>>572092802
ITS CALLED A FUCKING ROLL WOW
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>>572092802
OP if she's cute, make your move and ask her the fuck out right now.

If not follow your fucking rules and post that shit
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>>572092802
thou shalt delivar, OP
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>>572092889
Fair enough.
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i did. to pick you up. in my van
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>>572092802

mine's better
>>572092615
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>>572093073
You're a dork
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>>572093073
Its not funny and not its not better. You obviously havnt talked to a girl in a long time OR youre an underage fag. Either way gtfo
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>>572093019
dude it was a REROLL.
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>>572093019
Post the reroll post, not the jk rowling
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Bitch just say:

Only for a little. Im home right now If you want to come over and chill.
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>Went to go get some popcorn and some wine and cheese. You should join me so we can to Smash Mouth

Send that OP he was rerolling
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>>572093195
Hold up
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>>572092802

you do realize you're risking a potential relationships for some lols, right?

you do these type of things on girls you randomly met on facebook or tinder

HURR A DURR
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>>572093301
Too late dumb nigger probably sent the other shit... Oh well
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Look at that booty, show me the booty
Give me the booty, I want the the booty
Back up the booty, I need the booty
I like the booty, oh what a booty

Shaking that booty, I saw the booty
I want the booty, lord what a booty
Bring on the booty, give up the booty
Loving the booty, round booty
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>>572093350
Yolo swag nigger. These are my /b/ ros. They would never steer me wrong
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>>572093536
90% of them want to do just that....
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>>572093536
Never nigger we got you
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>>572093536
Hello newfriend, welcome to /b/.
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>>572093536
yeah, im your shrek bro
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>>572093536
nah im back home, you really should come over
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>>572093536

Nice prank would be to set up your ringtone to Borgore's "Ratchet" track and let her listen to it while you "get called".


>if ur ratchet and u know it clap ur ass

>if ur ratchet and u know it clap ur ass
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Show me your blood belching vagina
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Yeee
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>>572093876
Roll
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>>572093883
YES YES YES
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>whine
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>>572093883
require new digit
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>>572094037
>board
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>>572094085
Waiting for reply
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new number op
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>>572093883
Tfw you don't really have the wine or cheese and she comes over expecting to get drunk and eat cheese. Do you even have shriek the 3rd. It's all bad OP
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>>572094137

/b/ leading you to victory right now. Next digit blood?
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>>572093883
u the reel mvp
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>>572094180

>shriek

>porn version unrated uncut

>yee nigga
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>>572094137
just listen to me OP, im getting you to the promised land
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>>572093883
"Let's have a Shrek marathon!"
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>>572094180
you wouldn't download a merlot?
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>>572093876
Roll roll
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>>572094158
Kek. I dont even drink wine. What the fuck am I supposed to get? 6 decides reply.
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>>572094417
You are basically getting the pussy right now.
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>>572094417
i don't drink wine
i hate smash mouth
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You take birth control?
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>>572094417
awesome, that's what I like to hear! How long until you're here?
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>>572094417

Make sure to bring strawberries and some whipping cream ;)
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>>572094417
Cabernet Sovignion is the only wine that isn't gross when its a cheap, $5 bottle. Get that. Any brand.
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>>572094417
are you bringing the magnums m'lady?
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Last minute change, we're going to watch this 'Jack and Jill' my friends suggested!
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>>572094417

Run to a 24/7 store and grab that shit ASAP. Shrek is online somewhere so no worries there
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>>572094417
Bring your wine, I drank all of my, i'm such a dumb fuck! opps
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>>572094556
fuckin winrar!
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>>572094556
win
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>>572094556
TRIPLE WINRAR BITCHES
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Op say this if you want your dick wet tonight.
'Im going to be honest here *name*.. Are you dtf or naw? Sorry if I'm being too forward... I'm a man who knows what he wants, and that's you bae. Damn your just so sexy...'
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>>572094556

fuck

>>572094578

cabertnet sauvignon mon amie
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>>572094556
WINRAR
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>>572093876
Roll do it
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>>572094556
>>572094578

Team /b/ putting in work, good shit, this may be the first success story on here that ill see
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>>572094556
winrar
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>>572094556
DUDE WTF THAT'S YOUR 3RD WINRAR. MOOT?
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>>572094654

r u lyk a virgin or sumtin, its nap time baby
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>>572094556
Winrar
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>>572094761
>094761 â–¶
>>>572094556
>DUDE WTF THAT'S YOUR 3RD WINRAR. MOOT?
4chan Gold Account
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This is so fucking gay. Why does anyone give a fuck if this faggot gets laid?

Where are the keks?
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>>572094363
I fuckin kekd so hard
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>>572094741
its been one guy getting all the winrars
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shitty thread, no keks
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>>572094417
>>572094556

Take no more advice OP, u might get the pussy
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>>572092421
lold heartily
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>>572094896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_mKY2CQ9Kk
Keks for you sir, if OP gets the pussy I'm happy.
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>>572094609

http://movie25.ws/shrek-the-third-2007/

SHREK THE THIRD STREAMING
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>>572094792
Beta fag detected. We aren't in the same league so you may disregard that post. Virgin.
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Pics of Francesca or GTFO we want to see who we are dealing with here
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Ask her if she likes donkey

When she replies yes

Type Dick

Instant reply and say sorry missed that last word off
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>>572095032
/b/ros coming through tonight
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>>572094952

So tf what, not everything on this site has to be a bunch of fedora fuck underage weaboos trying to be funny.

Glad to see a /b/ro get some from a girl he actually likes
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>>572094556
>the day /b/ got someone laid.
This is more than I hoped for to be honest.
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>>572095187
Stop jerking with his cock, faggot
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>>572095228
The awkward moment tho when she gets there and there's no wine

u fukd m8
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>>572095187
have to agree
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>>572095228
"Also, you wanna watch the Bee Movie?"
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>>572095228
new digit, OP
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well i gotta go pick up something from walgreens
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>>572095228

IF you really want to get with this chick, fuck everyone else OP listen to ids COE WWh and me, we fucking got you
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>>572095121
its funny how in another thread i just got complimented for making the most alpha choice on her post

>suk it maneater
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>>572095228
And this was your personal army for today, you're welcome
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>>572095228
no wine no shrek and no cheese
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>>572095228
/b/ once again assist in the never ending quest for pussy
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>>572095312

LMAO you just salty cuz you got called out for being the underage fedora fuck you are. Fuck outta here beta
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>>572095490
Nice work there, buddy.
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no panties required
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at least this thread make up for the huge beta fag this morning wish i had the screencaps it was cringe gold
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Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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>>572095745
What happened?
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>>572095745
wat
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