I work at subway and i put my dick on your bread
at least you're not a nigger
>>572070129
i could be a nigger
>>572070015
you need a hairnet on those balls otherwise its unhygienic.
That's okay, I put your sandwiches in my ass
I always knew those sandwiches were shorter than advertised.
I work on Wall Street. I intentionally fuck up the American economy for the sole purpose of my entertainment.
>>572070015
I know that's why I always ask for it toasted to kill your herps
>>572070360
>>572070360
we have a ruler on the cutting board to prove fags like you wrong
Subway can suck my dick, I worked there for a year and a half as a manager, worst job ever m8's
It tastes good
>No homo
>>572070693
Your Mr.Manager
>>572070015
You should cum in the mayonnaise
This is now a dick in dough thread. Post only your best. No banana Spider-Man shit.
I knew I was getting fucked by Subway when I was paying $10 for a fuckin' sub.
>>572070015
Bitch, I work at Subway and I put my bread under you little cocklet.
>>572071293
fucking cocklet yes
>>572071131
Yeah, worked for a greedy Indian who only paid 7.50, it was a shitty job.
>>572071219
That's a dick?
>>572071219
Dude, mate, is that your finger?
>Your dick looks like a finger
>>572071546
>>572071570
It's obviously a hand
>>572071658
Oh I see it now
>>572070360
topkek
Thank You, your information has been sent successfully to SUBWAY® customer service.
>>572071219
That is a hand. The fingers are under the dough already.
Seriously? Fuck this shit. I always thought the bread dough was made in store.
somebody post this to the subway Facebook or twirlier.
>>572070015
Hey you're the guy from yesterday's thread.
I'm also a Subway Employee
AMA
Creep shots of the bitch I work with
>>572071219
Yo seriously what the fuck kinda cock is that!
Pigfootdig
>>572071950
Nah dude, it comes frozen and then they bake it in the store.
>>572071570
I have Crooked Boner Syndrome. CBS. This is the only place I feel safe talking about it.
>>572070015
You bouta get fired m8. Soz but I gotta do it
On one hand, I may very well have eaten your dick bread. On the other, I don't work at subway.
>>572070015
not much to put on there
>>572072549
He said in yesterday's thread he's doing it after closing. We get big boxes with a bunch if frozen bread so one thrown away is nothing.
We should publicize this and create a scandal for Subway, kind of like what happened with those dirtbag losers at Dominos a few years ago, and maybe Subway will also go all gourmet to rehabilitate their image.
>>572073408
I actually like this idea.
someone tweet this and post a link so we can all laugh.
>>572073408
Please no. People already think its a 5 star resturant.
>>572072549
lol yea okay goodluck trying to figure out what subway i work at nigger. exif data removed and anything that would tie that box of bread to my subway was removed
It's kind of funny. I really like Subway, and I would still totally go tomorrow if I wasn't on a diet or a budget that precluded eating out all the time.
>>572073408
>>572073657
and so Operation DickBread was born
>>572073975
>implying subway HQ doesn't already have secret scans of your wang to ID you with
reported
>>572074224
Should we email corporate or what? I don't really know where to even begin
>>572070015
Last time a kid did this he had his feet in the lettuce. Thanks to the magic of EXIF data, we tracked him down and it turns out he worked at the Burger King up the road from me. Needless to say the picture and all his personal information to the manager and owner of the BK and he was fired.
>>572073975
4chan keeps records and eagerly complies with subpoenas. That picture you posted will outlive this thread for at least a day.
You do know what an IP address is, right, you idiot fucking dirthead of a service employee.
>>572074413
yeah I mean that's probably a good start. Some exec might get mad and then all the lowlife "sandwich artisans" might get forced to rewatch the sexual harassment training video. OP included.
>>572071912
> implying
>>572074641
lol yes good luck my friend
>>572074660
Do you have corporate's email?
>>572071219
Is that Verne Troyers penis?
>>572070360
that was beautiful
dude, your scrotum is almost as long as your wang.
>>572074853
This One might bite you in the ass Op
bumping in the op we find out where op lives and get him fired
>>572073975
Just because you scribbled on the picture in paint doesn't mean the exif data is gone
>>572075124
i already told you, i removed exif data and marked out anything that would tie that box of bread to my subway lel
I'm gonna tweet them op's photo, what should I say?
>>572075221
I removed exif data
>>572075286
How long will you guys be promoting the 5 dollar inch long?
>>572075236
No you didn't.
>>572070360
>>572075286
Don't forget to post results.
>>572075404
lol k, and i'm gonna bring up 4chan for the lulz so we can make the news again.
>>572075462
okay please tell me what you find
>>572075286
Way ahead of you
https://twitter.com/ShockString
>>572075376
http://resources.potaroo.net/iso3166/ascc.html
pretty easy to ask an Internet service provider where in what city this ip address was used
>>572074641
some ones panties are in a bunch now aren't they
>>572070015
I'm no moralfag but you've crossed the line. You tinydick fucking virgin.
>>572075589
You need to @subway, not hashtag.
>>572070015
Good thing I order the flatbread and not the wheat.
Had a niggah sweatin'.
>>572075591
is it easy? please do it
>>572070360
10/10
>>572075748
Fuck it, you take it from here.
>>572070015
>you call that a $5 footlong
>i want my money back
LET'S RUIN OP'S LIFE. They will be able to dig into this and find out it was him. Also, subway will have a tiny dick in their bread scandal on their hands. Thank you, OP
>>572071219
some ways you can contact Subway:
sub way dot com ContactUs/frmCustomerService.aspx
FB dot com subway
tweet here dot com subway
>>572076015
plz ruin life
>>572075286
Do this, please.
>>572075843
I'm no leet hacker . Just a guy that works for an isp that will tell if asked.
who gives a shit OP? I always ask for it toasted anyway.
oh boy, here we go
Will watch CNN tomorrow.
>>572076124
l33t im behind 12 proxies good luck
>>572076252
It's already been broughten
>>572076252
damage control
OP dun goofed
>op's face when no proxy
>>572075591
Whuuuuut!
>>572070360
>>572076252
difference between proxy and vpn. Port number smart ass . Csis uses this shit in canada all the time to catch dumb asses .
Toasting in cool-ass bread.
>>572076587
dude srsly behind 199914 proxies get on my level faggot i dun goofed plz halp
>>572076585
I love that movie.
ok, done
>>572076252
>>572074638
>>572075589
you idiot you are suppose to @subway
>>572070360
>>572070202
>small dick
>white dick
you are not a nigger.
>>572074638
Hannah?
>>572076769
ur taun taun will freeze before u reach the first outpost
>>572070202
Not with a dick like that.
>>572076847
Your ID is "Ha Guys"
This thread really is the bees knees
>>572076787
Mad props to you, I respect you
>>572077004
REPORTED!!!!!!!!!!!111!!
>>572076787
shit got real, OP is soon kill
>>572076787
this pleases me
>>572076015
>>572076071
>>572075591
>>572075589
>>572075286
>>572076787
oh no please dont get op fired from his 7 dollar an hour job that will surely ruin his life since he is probably 22 and still in college. it wouldnt be like he could get another shitty paying job at mcdonalds or anything. oh no please dont
>>572076787
>5 dollar inch long
>>572076787
Oh yes.
OH YES.
Don't let that shit die. I want to read it in the news next week.
>>572077120
>>572077130
op here still not kill
10/10
would eat that bread again.
>>572076787
My sides have left the building
>>572077157
atleast someone in this thread has some sense
>>572070015
for all we know op got a subway napkin and he is playing a gag on the low IQ 4chun autistics
>>572077115
you can be a dickhole as much as you like, your ass is still getting fired.
incase you didnt realize proxies don't work well if the thing your connected to discloses what port number was used because thats usually unique or dynamically generated by your pc host.
>>572071479
funny, I just reported an Indian manager to the subway corporate office. he refused my $5 footlong coupon.
so I refused to pay, went to a nearby location and used the coupon there. that Indian lost my business for good over 5.00.
Bumping for OPs anal cavity to be rekt in prison
>>572077419
oh no do you know the cyber police too?
>>572077253
>>572077120
see this
>>572077157
>I work at subway and i put my dick on your bread
@ А Я И НЕ ПРОТИВ
>>572077419
if you are not using Nat or network address translation you are not in north america and no one cares about out.
>>572077060
>>572077471
Yeah, they never do anything for customers, they're so greedy, I hate stereotypes, but they're there for a good reason
>>572070015
Gotta keep tweeting it though
>>572077663
>LOS MUH hU
>>572070360
owned
>>572074638
Yeah, well, Moot strips off the EXIF data nowadays. Part of the new, SJW-friendly 4chan. Thank him later.
Shall we begin?
>>572077663
op here im kill
>>572070360
>>572076787
Retweet this
Anon is pleased
sent them screenshot of the thread, next I'll email corporate.
>>572077157
Who the fuck cares about that shitstain faggot or any faggot happy homo ending you fantasize about? This is about putting a sharp stick in subway's eye and all the fun that comes with that.
Pathetic failure OP is even more useless, who the fuck cares where that microdick goes. We got what we need to have fun, faggot.
>>572077537
No one care about op and his faggotry. This is now about giving Subway some PR nightmare.
More of this kind and shit would hit the fan.
>>572077979 It to small news stations. They will do anything to be the ones that leaked this story.
>>572070360
wonderful
>>572077879
>>572070015
I work in OR recovery and I put my balls on your face.
>>572070015
If your dick didn't look so disgusting I'd be fine with it.
Toasting in epic bread.
>>572078000
Nice trips. Maybe we need to convince all Subway employees on 4chan to post dick pics with the bread.
>operation doughy dicks
>>572078285
Ooo, that's a good idea. +1 on this idea
@ some random news stations/periodicals/websites
>>572078285
we need to get this on the news
>>572070360
>>572076787
oh good lord that's comedy gold.
troll the news 2014
>>572070360
>>572078315
Oh shit nigger i was thinking the same
>>572078000
Listen to trips.
>More subway employees please post similar pics
>>572078285
this this this a million times this!
>>572077625
I hate to be stereotypical too but it's true. Indiana operate with complete disregard to the law too.
I once turned a job offer down where the Indian wanted me to videotape kids for YouTube and had no media release forms. ran away from that offer.
>>572070015
HA HA HA FAGGOT
The jokes on you
>I only eat whole wheat bread at Subway
shit, now im hungry
>>572078791
top kek
>>572070397
i hope this is true.
>>572078912
but its on wheat bread
>>572078959
Op's offering a Subway hot dog
>enjoy
>>572078959
Yeah I feel like getting subway, good advertising.. We've got what you need on our bread.. Plus a little extra.
>yfw subway employees have to show there dicks to match the picture
>>572078884
I've actually turned my boss in before and he got fined, he didn't care at all about his staff or in fact even paying them, he usually was late on payday, so we'd get paid a day late, and I was night shift manager, I'll never work for an Indian again
>>572079075
that wasn't funny
>>572079131
my sides
"Does the glass slipper fit"
>>572079112
that was kind of a let down
>>572079052
HA HA HA FAGGOT
The jokes on me
>I'll only ear flat bread from now on
>>572079052
Jokes on you. He just likes penis
I work at subway. will post dick o bread in 20 mins
>>572078525
>epic bread
Nuts, you beat me to it!
>>572079131
Atleast they know based on their 'just under 1 foot' bread
>>572079297
We will be watching, although I seriously hope you are not still at work.
>>572079297
please post in this thread and back me up make sure you remove exif and mark out any serial numbers on the box so these fags can continue to be keyboard warriors
>>572079228
stop shitposting, you shitposter
>>572079201
It wasn't supposed to be funny faggot
>it was an offering
>>572079387
literally on my way to work now
>>572079112
>>572079207
He has been summoned
>>572079434
i like you Op, I'm just want to make subway look bad.
Existential Bliss:
I lay, struggling, staring at the half finished glass of Jim Beam from the night before. Every second the clock ticks, I question my manhood more and more. I know I'm better than that - to leave a half empty glass of whiskey - and sadly the glass knows I am too. It begs me to imbibe it's sweet venom, but I can't, can I? On a Sunday morning? Blasphemy! Society would never understand. I try to move on, but the game of cat and mouse continues. I struggle to clean, emptying half finished beer after half finished beer, but I simply can't bring myself to pour out what's left of my fallen friend. Playfully it bats its eyes, and nudges me to take control...I know what it wants, and part of me wants it more. I can't do this! The pressure grows! "Why have you forsaken me?" I scream to the heavens. It's at that very moment I realize this is my destiny. I succumb to the sweet calls of the siren and place my lips upon the glass of (now warm) melted ice and sweet nectar of the gods. Memories of college apartments, black mold, wrapping paper on the walls, and faded glory flash before my eyes. The smell of molasses and sour mash take over. My tongue dances fancifully as the layers of smokey flavors take me on a path to total Nirvana.
>>572079434
>keyboard warriors
Am I really on facebook?????
>>572079297
nice
we need moar, let's get their #subway & co fucked up with this
>>572070015
YOU LOOSE, I DON'T EAT TAKE OUT!
>>572079640
i mean quite a few people are attempting to get me fired from my minimum wage job lel
>>572079434
thy will be done
>>572079634
now thats a shit post worthy of this thread
>>572079548
Havent seen him in a while
>>572074898
just post the pic to the subway facebook page that how you get things done
>>572079523
probably should kill yourself now
>>572079751
How awful would that be amirite?
>>572079473
faggot
>I laugh at u faggot
>U suck and u know it literally and figuratively
>>572079548
hahaha shit thats amazing
>>572079751
No, you are out hero and savior, we just want a shitstorm to brew.
Nice Trips
>>572079967
our*
>>572070015
>implying I eat at subway
Fucking disgusting
>>572079921
lol
Someone send this to small news stations, use popular, trending hashtags with it, and then this will spread better.
>>572079802
>just post the pic to the subway facebook page that how you get things done
>>572079826
I feel bad for you son
>>572079967
This.
I'd rather have lulz at subways expense than some poor bastard working minimum wage.
Good thing I eat at jimmy johns and not shitty subway.
>>572079751
It wouldn't surprise me if criminal charges would be filed against you if you were caught. That being said, I don't think it's likely unless law enforcement were to hop in, and the odds of that happening are zilch.
>>572079548
I really, really like this image.
>>572080457
>it looks like shit
>>572080356
lel criminal charges? good luck finding me
God damn sandwich artists
>>572076787
Anyone sent this to a local news team yet? Any responses from Subway Corp?
>>572077979
Whoever did this is a fuckin faggot, let the fuck OP fuck our bread, where do you think the creamy ranch sauce comes from?
>>572080834
I think you're new
Alright just emailed my local news station
>>572070360
>>572070015
if you were an uncut fag you could have at least flaked your cheese into the sandwhich.
Also someone send this to subway
>>572080579
You're pretty fucking dumb. I said only if you got caught, and that's not going to happen.
>>572081007
also sorry, I have the grammar of a horny mongoloid.
>>572081007
>subway sexual bread predator
Topkek
>>572080983
>>572070250
eventually...
>>572073408
operation dickbread!
>>572081007
>>572077979
>>572076787
The fucking lolz
>>572081007
Nice work Anon - pls post response if any
>>572081007
Dat English dough
>>572081007
yes yes moar moar
>>572081007
Sweeeeeeeet, operation DickBread is really gaining momentum
>mfw it tastes fresh after the first bite.
If your dick wasn't so small then maybe it would mean something.
One bite of dickbread wont kill me.
There's a website that let's you find other pictures on the web that have been taken with the same camera. It's for finding stolen cameras. Anyone know?
>>572076787
De Shaun
>top kek
Where is OP is he kill
>>572081007
>sexual bread predator
Should have gone with sexual breadator.
Still top kek
>>572081381
and it's my first and only language, stay in school kids.
If you fags really wanted to ride the hype, submit and tweet these out as "the hacker 4chan" posted these leaked photos and claimed to have got them from a CEO's phone or some shit.
OP probably wiped his ass with the bread too because that's what it fucking tastes like
Now all we need is girls to take pics of baguettes in their ass/vag with #BreadInMySubway
>>572081381
>dough
snerk
>>572081593
I just wanted to make funny..My hold on the English language isn't that great tbh
>>572073408
How does it feel to be 14?
>>572081528
>sexual breadator
brilliant.
We need people to retweet OP and tag random semi-popular Twitter users if we are going to get this to spread
>>572081278
#subway #dickbread
>>572074638
he shoulda gone to jail
How have none of you faggots posted this to Subway's Facebook yet?
>Captcha: tedMlid Salt
>>572081884
So what should my tweet say?
>>572081805
Not retweet OP, but retweet the anon that posted the initial tweet.
>>572081676
this is a 6.5/10 idea. i could support it.
OP is a sexual breadator! Where is Chris Hanson when you need him?
>>572079434
this. lets start a trend