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Lets not fuck her up RIGHT away.
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>>571871620
ask her how many trips to mcdonalds its gonna take before she'll suck you off
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she's fat but I'm sure she's a nice person
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7 can decide
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>>571871996
Yea chillin with my friends. We like to play hide the pickle this time of year.Wanna join? Usually its guys only but Im sure they will make an exception this one time
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A kung fu fighting

Waaachaaa
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I wanna bone yeah baybee, I WANNA BBBOOOooonnee yeah.
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WE ARE THE KINGS
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yeah guy stuff. I'm finger my ass while playing risk with my little brother. I don't think he notices.
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I want to make love to you and your big fat grandma arms.
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Yeah me and a buddy are jacking each other off
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>>571871620
Oops, I just meant doing guys
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Update, 7 or dubs
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Ok, fine, masturbating alone
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Tell her this

"I am 300,000 usd in debt I can suck your dick for 500 usd"
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Guy stuff as in I like shoving guy chubs into my petite rectal cavity, you sea cow.
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>>571873042
rerolll
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>>571871620
just beating the meat if you're catching my drift
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>>571873187
Weinrar
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>>571873187
Winrar
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>>571873187
quality winrar
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i'm touching my nephews pooper right now. it feels amazing
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I'm just looking for a bad bitch to be my slave and take a sharpie in the pooper
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>>571873136
lets stop beating around the bush, Im on tinder to find chick to rail lines of coke off my dick. is this you?
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Wp, 4 or dubs
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Because a sea cow is a beautiful creature
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>>571873574
>Why did you just call me a sea cow

My sides
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>>571873574
You have a beautiful face.
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>>571873574
How many dates til you gargle the dick?
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Looking for victims
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>>571873670
Sorry I didnt want to call you a whale and fuck things up between us
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>>571873574
Because i need a seacow to take a sharpie to the pooper
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>>571873574
Idk
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>>571873707
reroll
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>>571873574
no excuses OP just post what we roll fag
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Uhh... Propane!
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>>571873574
Ohhhh my god hahahahaha
.why did you just call me a sea cow
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do you want to be a heifer instead?
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I wanna see those tig ol bitties
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>>571873845
winrar, but totally lame.
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>>571873574
Because I'm a giant fucking faggot.
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I called you a sea cow because I can catch a glimpse of all of the spoiled milk emitting from your dirty pores. Now I command you to use rollout
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Are you not a man at three
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>>571873574
le memes is why of course xDDD!!
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>>571873574
you don't know what a sea cow is?
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>>571873187
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I AM A BLAZING HOMO
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>>571873884
Shity winrar
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>>571873574
I want to have sex with your shithole
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>sea cow!\
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I think you're beautiful and would be privileged to take you to the zoo. My treat of course!
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>>571873884
winrar
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Can you twerk for me? Comon, do it for the vine!
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Do you like role playing?

I will be a lonely fisherman and you can be the seacow Ive been looking for my whole life
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>>571873574
Cause I felt like it. Suck my dick.
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>>571874025
reroll
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quick question, how old is this girl? seriously fuckin young bitches trying to get railed on tindr?
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I'm guessing chubby Nicole has had more action than all you fucking perma-virgins combined.

Never change /b/
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>>571874040
Rerolling
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Ok, I won't add text Mb, faggots. 8 12 11
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>>571873574
as I said my nephew grabbed my phone, sry bout that. u using tinder for long now?
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> Roses are red
> Violets are blue
> Brazzers is down
> Your nudes will do
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>>571873964
winrar
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>>571874263
can i milk you miss moo moo
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>>571874263
Can I tounge punch your fartbox?
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>>571874263
Shut the fuck up and suck my cock seacow
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show me your fat hairy cunt now
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>>571873574
>cousin took the phone
you pussy faggot nigger
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>>571874263
I need your shithole
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>>571874263
come on, it was my nephew, dont be upset. you burrping piece of whale
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has anyone told you that you look exactly like imaqtpie ?
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>>571874339
Reroll
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It's rude that you're that your not in your natural habitat
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>>571874263
sorry its just because you remind me of my favorite animal, a manatee! theyre so cute
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How did you escape the sea you fat whale of a bitch
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>>571874397
REROLL BITC
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>>571874263
You literally resemble a small island.
You could be the entire set of castaway
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You know you love it, sea cow
I'm gonna make you moo for me when I'm railing that arsehole
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>>571874263
listen you are still talking to me even after i called you out for being fat so you obviously don't get much attention on here. Let me tell you hwat, ill let you suck me off in my car, NO KISSING and i wont touch you. Deal?
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Also, I don't have a nephew.
S.C.
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>>571874471
pls
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>>571874263
Listen Im sorry, people keep taking my phone from me. I think you are so pretty and not a seacow at all. we should fuck for real
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>>571874263
Moo for me seacow
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Look let's cut the shit, when are we going to meet up, my balls are full and if I don't empty out some ball batter, they're gonna explode. Face, snatch, stomach, or ass, I'm the supreme gentleman, your choice
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2 or dubs
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>>571874468
FUCK YOU MAN MINE"S BETTER
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>>571874518
WINRAR
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>>571874263
Look, my nephew is retarded. He is 22 but with the mental age of 7. He likes spongebob and 'trolling' people by calling them seacow. I am very sorry for what he said. You are at least an air cow.
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Milk my mushroom tip fatty
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>>571874339
rolling for this
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>>571874692
winner!
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god damn it! i twisted my penis again
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>>571874732
WINRAR
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>>571874670
Let me tounge punch your fart box you fat fuck. Don't you dare ignore me you slut or i'll track you down and shit in your mouth while you sleep.
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>>571874263

Let's see dem titties.

>>571874318
This obviously doesn't count.
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>>571874732
Winrar
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Let's cut the bullshit how much?
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>>571874670
I mean, you look just like him! how come, do you guys breed together? how are the hatchlings you spider monster cow?
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>>571874692
true winrar
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>>571874692
And with this rar, /b creates another man hating feminazi.
Never change.
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>>571874692
THIS is the ONE TRUE WINRAR!!
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i am murdoc
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>>571871620
Fantasizing about women l'd never have a chance with while contemplating fucking a fat cow like you
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>>571874994
i kek'd
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I think she's crying :^( dubs decides
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Do you have a theme song? Is it "big fatty boom boom" by Ali G?
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>>571875204
I'm sorry for everything, you're beautiful.
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>>571875245
12 year old fag detected
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>>571875204
ok I'll call the cops now. you better leave me alone seacow
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>>571875204
Yes op
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>>571875204
But seriously, when we gonna meet up so I can clap dem cheeks
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>>571875334
so close. reroll
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If you don't feel any better just gimme your address and I'll make sure to send a while box of hostess snacks and some Linkin Park cds since you look like a victim of domestic violence
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>>571875245
beta fag
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God damn it! My cousin again. Sorry about this. Now show me your udders
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will you suck my dick for a Klondike?
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>>571875204
You can't even get dubs faggot.
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Can we roleplay father/daughter so i can destroy your cunt
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Kek. You guy's are evil.. 98 99 97 69 decide
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Anyway tits or gtfo
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>>571875204
An air cow my sieds
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our meeting here and falling in love will make a great story for the grandkids.
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You're beautiful....... but only on the inside
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>>571875334
REROLL NIGGA
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>>571875204
>dubs
>000
Not happening anytime soon.
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Udders or gtfo
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>>571875536
reroll
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>>571875669
Lmaoooo omfg this is gold
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>>571875669
WINRAR
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Nigger.
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Just stop typing and give me the milk.
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>>571875669
YES
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>>571875578
reroll
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This is an air cow
>post pic
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>>571875574

I'd like to see more of your body.
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>>571875669
Best winrar ever
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>>571875808
OH THE HUMANITY!
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>>571875669
winrar
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>>571871620
Bring Ketamine
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>>571875669
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>>571875669

Magnificent winrar.
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>>571875669
>>571875669
Winner winner
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>>571875808
rolling for this
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>>571875669
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>>571875669
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Ill give you some grass to chew for pix of your nip naps
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>>571875669
Holy fucking win.rar
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Kekekeke 10/10 6 decides
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>>571876223
I'm sorry baby girl. You are everything to me.
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help a bro fap. gimme yo tits. no1 will kno.
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>>571876223

10 out of fucking 10.
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>>571875669
Omg
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show me your udders or i will have l33t haxorz and trace your ass and fuck your folds while you sleep :^)
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What the fuck did you say to me you fat piece of shit
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>>571875808
reroll
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>>571876223
How about we fuck?
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>>571876326
ahahah winrar this is perfect
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Can I put my shrawma in your seafood taco
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>>571876223

i'm sorry, i have tourets. it gets worse when i'm in love
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>>571876223
11/10
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>>571876302
rick roll
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just please tell me how much you weigh so i can masturbate
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>>571876302
roll so hard mother fuckers wanna roll me
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Legendary kek. 3 decides.
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>>571876326
This nigga got it already.
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You look like the kinda girl who doesn't wipe
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>>571876223
this fatty is asking for it on a meet and eventually fuck app looking like an albino tomato with chiclets for fucking teeth
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So since you have 6 utters you fat bitch, you produce milk like the keebler factory right?
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>>571876223
Bro you are the fucking man

Udderlerly useless talking to you. Tits or gtfo. By the way I have no nephew, bitch.
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I'm sorry I have a really light fetish for pregnancy and fucking cows, I can't really control it. It just means I really like you. Will you do this for me?
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>>571876223
Let me tounge punch your fart box you fat fuck. Don't you dare ignore me you slut or i'll track you down and shit in your mouth while you sleep.
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this ones done.. on to the next one OP
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>>571876583
Winrrr
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>>571876583
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
motherfucking WIN.RAR.
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>>571876615
Roll
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>>571876583
Winner winner indeed
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>>571876583
Winrar
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>>571876583
fucking kek
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Uh oh..5 or die
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Everyone archive the fuck out of this thread
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>>571876578
Top fucking kek to the moon and back anon
Love /b/
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The fact she is genuinely hideous does make this way funnier
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Turkey lookin ass nigga
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Sorry I have AIDS
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Let's play the rape game
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space cows are the fourth type of cow. it's like the four type of matter: solid, gas, liquid and plasma. woah, that's deep. sometimes I freak myself out lol.
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>>571876885

sorry i got the tourets. it gets worse when i'm in love
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>>571876583
kekekekekekek
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>>571876223

do you tie your own shoes?
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>>571876885
SUBMIT TO ALLAH AKBAR AND PRESENT YOUR VAGOO!!!
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greasy feces turn me on
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>>571871620
Can I cockpunch the back of your throat
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>>571876885
Baby I can milk those udders so well they'd pasteurize before leaving your fat tits
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Can i cock punch your mouth
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>>571876949
re-roll
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>>571876583
/thread
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>>571876885
I honestly think she would still fuck you. She'll put her self-esteem on the back burner for a bit of cock
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>>571871620
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Sorry bby my cousin again... he won't be bothering anyone any more... EVER
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>>571877141
read my mind
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>>571876935
winrar..?
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I've been posting this conversation on a Japanese based image board called 4chan. Here's the link:
>>571871620
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>>571876885
And I would lick your skid marks
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Can I use your tits as beanbags and ferment semen off them
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8 decides.
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*Let's take this slooow* I really admire your attitude.
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>>571876935
rarwin
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>>571876935
failrar
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>>571876990
roll for this

also, you can tell this bitch is fat as hell because she is SO fucking desperate, she will take all of this verbal abuse just for some male attention. you should try to seal the deal with her, anon.
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>>571877132
You fat fucking mermaid
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>>571877235
Oh what the fuck are you kidding me
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>>571876885
I want to fuck you. Just kidding GTFO your face looks like rotting scrotal meat. Get ebola.
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I want a whiteknight to come along and "save" the day.
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Lemme see that cunt, girl
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>>571877258
You you make nice poop logs?
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want i spread my aids to you?
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Thank you based OP.
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>>571877235
reroll since mine was the true 5.
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>>571877272

Reroll
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>>571877338
>ding ding
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>>571877258
Would you do the dirty with a crusty sock and cheerio while I Watched
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>>571876918
Done. This thread is fucking genius. Best since was were all fappening
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>>571877338
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have you accepted jesus christ as your personal lord and savior?
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I wish there were window wipes for your glasses after I shoot a load on them because you remind me of my mom's van back in 85
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Can I make it up to you, by giving you the ol' lickaroo?
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>>571877338
oh lawd... I'm dying.
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>>571877350
roll
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Look I'm sorry for everything I said..but can I still cock-punch your blowhole?
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>>571877338
winrar
no self esteem for this bitch
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I wanna eat the shrooms that grow from your shit air cow.
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>>571877183
Reroll
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Ok too many, dubs decide. Im autistic af.
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10$ or I drop the dox on the flaming botnet and you get hacked by the pentagon.gov root server exploit via nasa
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>>571871620
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ayy lmao
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>>571874335
lol rolling for this, don't care how late
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you are the prettiest air cow alive
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You sick fucks. Seriously. How are you gonna call someone fat when 99 percent of you are overweight. Get a fucking life.
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>>571877469
fucking roll
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this bitch is going to off herself
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>>571877686
>dubs
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>>571877686
you fucked up anon
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>>571877686
dubs are disabled nigger
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want a ebola sandwich?
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>>571877692
winrar
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>>571877686
I want to fill my bucket with your non-homogenized milk
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>>571877686
Girl, can I hold you down and shit on your back whilst you moo for me?
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Ever tried fisting?
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>>571877686

I decide my post will end in a 5 and I if I will win:

You remind me of something I've longed for when I was still dreaming.
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>>571877686
man nigga i fucking won... that response was below mines...this fucking nigga right here..man hell naw... you unfair anon..put my fucking repsonse in there my nigga... I got 8 first.
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i have a fat girl trampling fetish please step on my balls so i cant reproduce
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>>571877686
you're gonna look good getting fucked till you bleed, whats your number?
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>>571877686
Dubs are disabled...

But rolling anyway!

"http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/571871620"
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>>571877801
A bit late to the party, sir Knight of White.
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