Lets rap
first things first I'm a faggot
>>571349262
I swear randomly, just like bob sagget.
420 blaze it faggots
roll-e
Mom's spaghetti
orange
>>571349262
My flow so hot, put a snowman in a casket
>>571349354
There's no soul in me because I go on /b/
>>571349181
shig diggity
>>571349181
irish wristwatches irish wristwatches irish wristwatches irish wristwatches irish wristwatches irish wristwatches irish wristwatches irish wristwatches irish wristwatches irish wristwatches irish wristwatches irish wristwatches irish wristwatches irish wristwatches irish wristwatches irish wristwatches irish wristwatches irish wristwatches irish wristwatches irish wristwatches cornflakes
I'll have you know that there's no pussieeee
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
let's see ..
should be a short rap
MA NIGGA!
dick
>>571349667
I jack off 6 times a day, and it's never enough
Threat to post cp and I'll call your bluff
Op may be a faggot, but I'm a potato.
Stop..............
HAMMERTIME!
Hitler is my hero i fucking hate jews
I EAT DICKS
>>571349938
Here comes the van but I'm not a big fan
Drink the dew from the can, fuck wifi I'm going all LAN
THE WAFFEN SS I DIGRESS BITCH AS HONKEY NEEDS MORE DONKEY
Im super gay and I love anal pounding
>>571350083
Have you heard the news?
Jesus is dead, and he don't care for them jews
i just got paid
cuz i sucked a big deeick
>>571350181
I fucked your dad and made him scream like BIll Hicks
rolling because i can
Rolling for abstract rap.
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cj yous a busta
>>571349181
awaiting epic rap.
over 0-100 beat i say how bout it bish nigguh
eat dicks, niggers. Bout to bust a rhyme.
i'm game
i suck dick for subs
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TOa0eo1yv1
>>571350465
I'm a 48 year old virgin, white knight, and convicted murderer.
I once had sex with my sister: Here let me green text about her.
Niggers. Niggers everywhere.
rosses are red
violets are blue
fuck her right in the pussy
cuz that's what i do
Why /b/ whyyyy? Where ya get ya information from, huh !?
The Russian Revolution is the collective term for a series of revolutions in Russia in 1917, which dismantled the Tsarist autocracy and led to the creation of the Russian SFSR. The Emperor was forced to abdicate and the old regime was replaced by a provisional government during the first revolution of February 1917 (March in the Gregorian calendar; the older Julian calendar was in use in Russia at the time). In the second revolution, during October, the Provisional Government was removed and replaced with a Bolshevik (Communist) government.
The February Revolution (March 1917) was a revolution focused around Petrograd (now Saint Petersburg). In the chaos, members of the Imperial parliament or Duma assumed control of the country, forming the Russian Provisional Government. The army leadership felt they did not have the means to suppress the revolution and Nicholas II, the last Emperor of Russia, abdicated. The Soviets (workers' councils), which were led by more radical socialist factions, initially permitted the Provisional Government to rule, but insisted on a prerogative to influence the government and control various militias. The February Revolution took place in the context of heavy military setbacks during the First World War (1914–18), which left much of the Russian army in a state of mutiny.
A period of dual power ensued, during which the Provisional Government held state power while the national network of Soviets, led by socialists, had the allegiance of the lower classes and the political left. During this chaotic period there were frequent mutinies, protests and many strikes. When the Provisional Government chose to continue fighting the war with Germany, the Bolsheviks and other socialist factions campaigned for stopping the conflict. The Bolsheviks turned workers militias under their control into the Red Guards (later the Red Army) over which they exerted substantial control.
I sure hope i didnt roll 69.
Poopity poop poop. Pee pee poop. Poopy doop. Poopy pee. Poopy poop butt.
I RAPE BABIES FOR SATAN AND GOATS
Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children's game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.
Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent's ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.
To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.
This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.
>>571349181
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga.
Am I rapping yet nigga?
Fuck I seem to lost Tigga.
Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child
Holy Infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace
Silent night, holy night!
Shepherds quake at the sight
Glories stream from heaven afar
Heavenly hosts sing Alleluia!
Christ, the Saviour is born
Christ, the Saviour is born
Silent night, holy night
Son of God, love's pure light
Radiant beams from Thy holy face
With the dawn of redeeming grace
Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth
Jesus, Lord, at Thy birth "
>>571350939
All while sitting on my couch eating honey bunches and oats
>>571350939
i kill bitchs and stick notes
Ivar Andreas Aasen var ein norsk språkforskar og diktar. Gjennom innsamlingsarbeid og systematisering la han grunnlaget for den vitskaplege utforskinga av norsk språk. Ivar Aasen er mest kjend for å vera opphavsmannen til landsmålet, opphavet til den moderne nynorsken.
Should be fun
nigger
oops i did it again
>>571350712
nice
This is a story all about how
My life got flip-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute and sit right there
And tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chilling' out, maxing', relaxing' all cool
And all shooti'g some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Starting' makin'g trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil' fight and my mom got scared
She said you're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought now forget it yo homes to Bel Air
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabyo homes, smell ya later
I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
>>571351032
OP never delivers
makes anon do it
>>571350712
I give you props m8
The Holocaust (from the Greek ὁλόκαυστος holókaustos: hólos, "whole" and kaustós, "burnt")[2] also known as Shoah (Hebrew: השואה, HaShoah, "the catastrophe"; Yiddish: חורבן, Churben or Hurban, from the Hebrew for "destruction"), was a genocide in which approximately six million Jews were killed by the Nazi regime, under the command of Adolf Hitler, and its collaborators. Killings took place throughout the German Reich and German-occupied territories.[3]
Between 1941 and 1945, Jews were targeted and methodically murdered in the largest genocide of the 20th century. This genocide was part of a broader aggregate of acts of oppression and killings of various ethnic and political groups in Europe by the Nazis.[4] Every arm of Germany's bureaucracy was involved in the logistics of the genocides, turning the Third Reich into "a genocidal state".[5] Non-Jewish victims of broader Nazi crimes include Gypsies, Poles, communists, homosexuals, Soviet POWs, and the mentally and physically disabled. In total, approximately 11 million people were killed, including one million Jewish children alone.[6][7] Of the nine million Jews who had resided in Europe before the Holocaust, approximately two-thirds were killed.[8] A network of about 42,500 facilities in Germany and German-occupied territories were used to concentrate, confine, and kill Jews and other victims.[9] and between 100,000 to 500,000 people were direct participants in the planning and execution of the Holocaust.[10]
Still no winrar?
LET'S GET REEEEAAAAAAAADYYYY TOOOOOO RUUUUUUUUUMMBBBBBLEEEEEEEEEE
imafaget
rollan
needs another rapper
>>571350712
7/10
Try to sing the copypastas because is the best part,but nice flow and beat
I literally cannot stop putting nigger schlong in my mouth
The average ISIS beard in inches is n-n-n-n-nineteen n-nineteen!
I shot your mother at your funeral, she fell in the casket, how convenient is that shit?
i AM WINRAR
rollin'
Nigger
Stroke my bick black boner dick
I hope I don't roll 69
LemonParty
Testicular manslaughter
and a roll and a roll and roll 2 3 4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BYMAHkMMZs
rolllll
>Captcha: LOOP Crityea
Check'em fool
>>571349181
KAPPO KAPPO KAPPO KAPPO :D
Wobally Wanooble Woop. The beat goes WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
this wont happen to me
I AM KING OF THE SEA, BUT I'M NOT AQUA MAN.
DEATH WILL RISE HEAR OUR CRY.
I AM MURLOC.
ayyy lmao
I want you baby I'm what you want
I kinda want to be 69 xD
>>571351792
nice but stop apologising
>>571349181
Did one cuz i was bored
https://www.dropbox.com/s/0yuhmldy6e1jia0/Vocaroo_s0CDHdfxWzPA.mp3?dl=0
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Kjeg7FX7HZ
here's an older one
pls no
69 git
DO IT FAGGOT
Papa had a sound going through the land
He finally found himself a woman who could understand
But when you block(?) everything you know how
Then you gon' see Mama Oom Mow Mow
Mama Oom
Mama Oom Mow Mow
They got a thing going and about to grow
How big it'll get we'll never never know
They talk like folks from outer space
I never heard nothing like it in the human race
Mama Oom
Mama Oom Mow Mow
And a little little little bit I know
That Papa Oom Mow Mow had a Mammy-oh(?)
Everywhere he'd go she was by his side
They had the kind of love you could never hide
Papa Ooh
And Mama Oom Mow Mow
I murdered Superman
If i have to do it, i'll do it
c'mon, gotta get better than that
>>571349181
They see me rollin they hatin
Nigger nigger nigger Whoop
O' everythin is Hunky Dory
Rap over..................................... JUST KIDDING
this gun be a long ass rap. feel sorry for who rolls it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NafKMfmdCa
i once shat in a homeless soup kitchen pot
Mah nigga my nigga... mah nigga mah nigga mah mutha fuckin nigga
About time some loser rolled 69 already
571388
Stop.........Hammer time
69 get
yo yo
69 get
69
ffs some faget roll 69 already
PIKachu!
my nigga my nigga
Cocks mcniggers
My fucking ass napkins can beat your lvl 90 death knight you squishy unholy sperg
ruck tuckin' fuck buckin sluck muckin country truckin luck suckin' Kentuck' cluckin
>>571352994
post ending in 69 faggot
>>571352971
damn i was close.
God damn this shit is getting long, somebody winrar already fuck
plox
Slavs are not human beings.
Dicks in and around my mouth
well rawling til i get it
Nigger
c'mon
Bad motherfucker getting up on the beat
Lying on my bed can't get on my feet
Got the ALS so now I'm stuck in a chair
But I keep the clip cocked so you better beware
I ain't about that walking
I ain't about that talking
Nigga you be clocking
Stephen fucking Hawking
Doing physics on my own all day at home
Married my carer so I'm never alone
She's a drunk nurse who sometimes burns me
Upset my kids so my family spurns me
Dark matter, black holes
On the Simpsons, guest roles
A box for walking, a chair for walking
That's why they call me Stephen Hawking
I do my rapping through a special computer
It reads the words for me, I'm just the inputer
It's shit on the beat but my lyrics are tight
Posts recordings on 4chan, I can go all night
Don't give a shit if the bitch is walking
Don't give a shit if the bitch is talking
It's your mouth I've got my cock in
That's the cock of Stephen Hawking
NIGGAAAAAAAAA
niggers tongue your anus
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, MY ANUS.
WHAT THE FUCK, THAT HURTS.
PLEASE FATHER, HARDER, THE PAIN IS PLEASING MY ANUS.
YES, DADDY, FASTER, HARDER, HHAHAH, I'M THERE SOON, YES! OMG MY ANUS.
I love dick
#blessed
i have no mic srry
I'll say every goddamn word just end it based spaghetti
kentucky motherfucking fried chicken, gucci balding
>>571353591
Did you get that from that Eminem song?
69
nigger on a stick
nigger on a dick
nigger nigger nigger
nigger on a rock
nigger on a cock
nigger nigger nigger
wont deliver if 69
rapping is over my line
nigger nigger nigger
9/11 is the best thing to this day.
I sure love raping
>>571353467
Sitting up on 4chan, posting feels
Sitting right here in my chair with wheels
When all of a sudden I see a rap battle
And already Li'l Stevie's getting back in the saddle
Ain't no other physicist can rap as tight as me
Cos nigga my rhymes is pure chemistry
Like nitro glycerin I'm explosive on the beat
Don't need to be black, don't even need no feet
See I'm the only rapper here who isn't offensive
No vulgar shit and my chair ain't expensive
And although you know I got my finger on that trigger
Remember I can't move my finger, so you're safe for now. Nigger.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XW98NUOPbt
>>571353791
It's a unreleased song he made last year about his weekly trip to his drunk father.
your biggest fan,
actually is Dolan
Ayy lmao
Mc Feels on the mic,also I dont know how to rap so,sorry for this shit
Rap is shit
want 69
>Diamond Horse back in the saddle
Diamonds on my cock ring
Diamonds on my nipple ring
Diamonds on my buttplug
I'm the sexy diamond king
Diamonds in my fetlocks
Diamonds on my dildo
Diamonds on my saddle
Sexy diamond rodeo
Neigh I'm a horse and I love diamonds
Never worn I diamond? Bitch you gotta try one
Show off and sparkle while you're eating that hay
Get it? I'm saying I'm a horse, neeeeiiigh.
Diamonds on my stirrups
Diamonds on your spurs
Kick them diamonds into me
Press them through my fur
Now shoe me so my hooves shine
Shiny as a diamond
Ride me sexy diamond cowboy
Break my horsey hymen
Sexy virgin diamond horse
Gagging for that cock
Come and get your sexy horse
But don't forget those rocks
So valuable and sexy
I'm your diamond pony
Diamonds straight from africa
I'm your diamond horse Kony
Chase me down like Kony
Chase your diamond pony
you need that hay and jewellery
if you want to fool with me
NEEEIGH NIGGAAAAA
Diamond obsessed horse on the beat
Everybody in the club get on your fucking feet
Or on your hooves if you're an ungulate
It's time for Diamond Horse and I know you can't wait
still no 69.....T.T
>>571349181
/thread.
still no 69
>>571354763
>Did you miss me? NEEEIIIGGGHHH
Cantering around the club, rolling with the rest of my stable
Ain't got thumbs, we spilling henny on the table
Showing off my chain, all the farmers look at me
They all want to be the one to ride this pony
Farmer, you gotta be paid if you want to ride dis mare
I'll gallop away from any broke nigga cos I don't care
I ain't in this for love, bitch I ain't no sucka
Diamond Horse gotta see diamonds on the muthafucka
Diamond Horse dancing disco with my diamond medallion
Sexy Diamond Horse on the floor, like a stallion
Diamond Horse roll up in that hay-scent perfume
All eyes on me as I canter round the roo
NIGGAAAA NEEEEIIIIGGGHHHH
Think you can ride me like Kentucky Derby
Nigga I says no and I know the cunt fuck heard me
G’s up, gee gee unit hitting up your pasture
Try to run up on me bitch I run up faster
Fetlocks blowing freely on the farm fresh breeze
Got that pony pussy bring a nigga to his knees
I’m the freshest rapper all you other rappers hating
Slipping on this horseshit like the motherfucker’s skating
Think cos I got hooves I can’t make it in this game, well
Nigga that just proves that everybody knows my name, hell
Can’t walk down the street without the mothafuckas fronting
Climbing up behind me hear the mothafuckas grunting
Think you gonna ride me? Bitch I ain’t that easy
Where’s your stirrups, where’s the saddle, don’t you try to tease me
Where’s the fucking spurs bitch, where’s the fucking whip
And I don’t mean your car just in case you’re thinking it
>>571354770
>>571354771
>>571354772
we came so close anons
>>571354771
I said fucking thread.
gays are fagets
i love the baguettes
french are pedophages
omelette du fromage
I'm too white to rhyme, my flow is just trash
but the aryan master race still kicks a niggers ass
>>571355007
Last time then i'm out
someone just fucking do it
nigger
>>571355180
lel
someone rap the whole thread already,I want to masturbate but I want to listen this shit first
>>571349181
5369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s113s0uO0Zdl
>>571355346
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
>>571353220
I shall winrar for you.
>>571351329
Feel the fire, he's entering the ring,
His Mindset only knows how to win,
This danish fighter will break you in two,
You will feel all his power!
>>571355591
winrar this.
>>571355441
ayyy lmao
>>571355767
winrar that.
And that's the way it is boo yah
shitpost
>>571355346
what
>>571355441
what
>>571355767
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Kill Obama rape children is what I like yea
Donaudampfschiffahrtselektrizitätenhauptbetriebswerkbauunterbeamtengesellschaft Betäubungsmittelverschreibungsverordnung
>>571349181
But i know you are going to listen to it.
So mote it be.
And remember guys, I'm a faggot
I'm not doing the rap
68
I'm ending this once and for all. Win FUCKING rar!
I like Jewish people
>>571355441
awesome
>>571356368
>68
At 183 posts, statistically, we're well overdue the winrar,
>>571356368
And to conclude, all of my words, I guess 9gag is a better site than 4chan le kek
>>571356368
you stole my 68 you nigger
Negro
prolapse anus
anus anus
>>571356526
But here's your 69
Want to hear that
>>571356613
Serbia & Monty
whoever does this rap should use thomas the tank engine music as the backing track
Goin' for the gold here
winrar winrar winrar
i wont deliver
>>571349181
Fuck you OP.
>>571356871
The heat is on, the time is right.
I'm just a kid who's four,
Each day I grow some more!
I like exploring, I'm Caillou
So many things to do,
Each day there's something new
I'll share them with you
I'm Caillou
My world is turning, changing each day!
With mommy and daddy and finding my way-
Growing up is not so tough
Except when I've had enough
But there's lots of fun stuff
I'm Caillou, Caillou, Caillou...
(And me, and me, and me!)
rolling, even though i wont deliver
keep rolling my niggas
>>571357072
WASHI GA OTOKOJUKU JUKUCHO EDAJMIA HEIHACHI DE ARU!
Only shooting stars break the mould
re rolling
rollin dirty
ISIS Ebola nigga nigga nigga
rip thread
Don't 404, for I want more.
i can't rap. i'm too white
Chicken nuggets, word up
ffs.... roll
>>571357924
You're just a trap, so kung fu fight.
>>571358080
Imagine this post was the winner!
CRAWWWWWWLINGGGG INNNNNN MYYY SKINNNNNNN!!!!
>>571357831
More more, no not roger, not our score
Skeletons suck, ghosts are gay
Waiting for the payday, nothing but hay
No milk is left
The cat says no.
Everybody jumps into a volcano
Then row away in boats
Hohoho
I'm a poet and I remain unaware of it.
Major League Euphoria breh breh
Rull
I actually, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, love big black cock.
64 get
>>571358768
>>571358768
So fucking close.
THIS POST SHALL END IN DUBS!
Hope I don't roll 69.
>>571359004
no dubs fag
Scat porn is the best! Take a shit on my chest!
BBC is to me what green is to Jews.
>>571358768
>>571356368
>>571355767
>>571353467
>>571349667
>>571354770
so fuckin close ffs
I really dislike Chinese people
sdfgefgar4gsdfxcvbsdfgertszdzfgsergtserg
nignogs make me horny
>>571359369
lol
>>571359369
IT'S OVER
Let me win. I am a rap god
>>571359369
winrar?
>>571359369
WINRAR
>>571359369
winrar
>>571359369
Winrar
foo DADADADAAAAANG
>>571359369
You have to be god damned kidding me.
I was just posting for the shits. Hold on bros, let me set up.
>>571349181
fdwadwadwa
>>571359598
possible deliver. We may have win /b/ros.
>>571359598
Please deliver, anon.
>>571359598
IT'S HAPPENING
>>571359779
>>571359598
Lets keep the thread alive
>>571359369
do eet faggit
so i can blaze it
ye
>>571359369
Winrar winrar winrarrr