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Drunk as fuck, passed out 20 mins ago. What do?
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Drunk as fuck, passed out 20 mins ago.

What do?
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GO and make an omelette
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>>571332372
First to 02, 08, 13 or 69 picks.
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obviusly tits
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Rape
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>>571332832
>>implying Making omlette as the best idee
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tits or gtfo
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creampie
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go make a cheese bagel
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>>571332832
Second that
Strip her naked, OP
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MAKE A FUCKING OMLETTE
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>>571332372
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>>571333032
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show tits and vag, then cum on her face
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>>571332657
Fuck her and post pics

PS relation to OP?
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>>571332372

leave her sleep
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Jump on 4chan, find some flat chested ugly girl post, and wank one off.
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Naked or coinfirmed fag op
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>>571332372

make her a sandwich
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I agree, make an omelette.
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Strip her naked and take pics. Then fuck her
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>>571333032
69
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>>571332976
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Show her pussy pics then cum on her asshole
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post pictures of snatch and thighs
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Omelette sounds like the way to go
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Show dem ass
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>>571332372
first of all turn her around so she doesn't suffocate should she sleep-puke
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They only choice here is to make an omelette. Just go make an omelette.
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Write "You're pregnant now" on her belly. Collect the lulz in the morning.
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>>571333412
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eat her out
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>>571333032
rorring
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>>571333360
So original. My god, your deviance is unsurpassed.

>She just farted.
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>>571332372
place in the recovery position, cover with a blanket, check regularly, talk to her in the morning about the health dangers and the vulnerable position she put herself in.
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>>571333426
One more time
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>>571333412
how old is she?
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sharpie in the pooper
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>>571333513
winrar

>>571333494
this
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>>571333513
Winner
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>>571333594
sharpie in pooper
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make it happen
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>>571333032
cream her
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>>571332372
Cum on her face
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>>571333513
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PUSSY PIC. WRITE JAPIE ABOVE HER PUSSY OP I WILL LOVE YOU
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let me see dem holes
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>>571333813

winrar
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>>571333594
>>571333729
>>571333756

Sharpie in pooper to plug the gas outlet...
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Shirt on face. I even showed her b before this started.

Call out winrars, I'm not paying attention.
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>>571333845
roll
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sperm on face
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>>571332372
RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER RAPE HER

on cam though
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>>571332372
shit on her belly
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cover her with a blanket..
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>>571333729
Yes, sharpie. come on OP.
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>>571333513
>>571332372
I won, go make an omelette faggot
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>>571333813
winn
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Tie up her arms and legs behind her back, then put her on her stomach and spin her around in cricles
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>>571333513
Winrar mada faka
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wrap her in tinfoil
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sharpie in pooper webm
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>>571333967
dude she will die if you let her lie like this
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pic of pussy and sharpie in pooper
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>>571333752
>>571333739

Omelette incoming, I only have 1 egg. Will wipe her off and place on chest.

09, 45, 53 decide next
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Take off pants,
Rub clit until she either cums or pisses herself
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>>571333967
Fully strip her... Take a vid of you fuckingher... Post in mega and give us a link
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lick her anus
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PUSSY PIC. WRITE JAPIE ABOVE HER PUSSY OP I WILL LOVE YOU!
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footjob
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>>571333967

Is she already biting down on the shit?

You know she wants the D OP.

But first shove a sharpie in her pooper and post Pics...
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>>571333967
some dipshit said you have to make an omlette
>>571333513
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>>571334042
reroll
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>>571334208

winrar
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Pussy op plox
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>>571333967
show face
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>>571333595
I second this
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>>571334259
take pants off and spread legs like butter
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>>571334259
creampie her
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>>571333813
WINRAR
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>>571332372
shit on her belly please
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>>571334036
rolling for rape
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Let's see that ass and sit her up a take a picture of those tits
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>>571334259
eat omelette
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>>571332372
Chaturbate.com and do exhibition. Sex her up
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Cum on her face, lie next to her and take a photo of both of you with your face blurred out and post it to her Facebook
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Shove her panties in her mouth, show pussy and mouth in same pic.
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>>571334421
Roll
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cum in her hair

winrar
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>>571334259
get her on cam
> femanon
> cams
> .com
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>>571333545
reroll
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Lay her on her side for safety. And than Dick in face
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>>571334421
only option
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>>571334493
this
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cum in ass
poop in vagina
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>>571334259
>>571333967
>>571333412
op fucken delivars
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shit on her belly and take a photo
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>>571334453
Winrar!!!!
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>>571334238
09 45 53 roll
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>>571334453
Winrarr
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>>571334453
WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR WINRAR
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cum on face
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>>571333967
Put chili or cayenne in her snatch and asshole!

Report result !
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Who is she?
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Sharpie moustache then dick in mouth
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>>571334320
Reroll
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>>571334549
dis
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put dog poop in her mouth
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>>571332657
pussy and ass pic
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>>571334421
Roll'n for dis!
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>>571334259
draw a smiley face on her butthole
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get that dog to stick its private parts in or around her mouth
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sharpie in pooper
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>>571334421
hope shes on the pill OP.
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rip off her clothes and cum on her pussy.
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>>571334208
WINRAR
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>>571334259
remove pants, put shoe on pussy
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Can we see her face though plzz?
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shit on her belly, cum on your poop and take a photo
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>>571334549
DIS roll
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+1 for cam
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>>571334320
Roll for video of you fucking and creaming her
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punch her in the belly until she shits herself.
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>>571332372
How bout you make pancakes to go with that omelette.
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>>571334839
Rerill
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>>571334689
holy shit this
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>>571334809
Winnnnnn
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I'm going to have to go with Cleveland streamer
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Poop on chest
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Rape her
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>>571334453
winrar do it op
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>>571334856
roll
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>>571334873
roll
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Poop on head
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>>571334453
Quit with the fucking omelet and do this shit faggot!
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>>571334895
Come on... Video on mega with a link
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>>571334930
How bout you give her the full english, and stream it. Make breakfast for her when she wakes up.
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Dick in face
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>>571334856
reroll
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>>571332372
Post nudes if her then fuck
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>>571334946
I want her little pussy to feel like the pits of hell !
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oh boy
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t bag forehead
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Matchbox car in anal cavity
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Show butt hole
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>>571334453
THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN
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piss on her
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>>571334453
>>571334809
winnars
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Poop on arm
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>>571335153
another 53. It must be done. But only after you finish the omlette
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>>571335158
I need dis vid
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rolling for tuck her in
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>>571335258
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>>571335207

My nigga
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>>571334856
reroll rollin
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>>571335153
Winrar
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>>571334453
WINRAR
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ROLLLL
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cock in mouth fucker
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waiting for omlette
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please piss on her and take a video
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>>571335363
Sup dog
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>>571335310
Video of fucking her on mega ffs
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>>571332657
Piss on her face and webm
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Headbutt
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Lay on stomach and ass in air
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hehe make a baby in her tummy XD
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asswipes, lol

40 posts and it's into the void
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>>571332372
Stick your dick n her puss n take a pic
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rolling for give her ebola
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>>571335469
winner
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>>571335469
finally I roll a 69!!
Must be done!
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>>571335469
Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
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>>571334259
take 2 slices of bread
2 slices of ham
some butters
and lettuce

put the butter on one face of each slices of breads
then put 1 slice of ham on the buttered face of each breads
then put the lettuce
and then, the girl in the middle of all

your sandwich is done
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>>571332372
Get a good lawyer coz you'll need one if she screams sexual assault later
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>>571332372
OP DELIVER
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cum on her butthole
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>>571335360
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>>571335558
Rollin
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>>571334042
This hahahha
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Shut up retards there already has been winrar
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>>571335469
WINRAR
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so guys, i guess she woke up
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Rerolling for matchbox car in anal cavity
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>>571335667
so close unlucky
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>>571334259
ass or panties shot.
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>>571335632
Now just for sex vid as well... Mixing this up... Anal vid on mega
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Hey, you fucking retards, he's off making an omelet. Give him some fucking time to get back.
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OP's totally gone.
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>>571335280
Reroll
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cum on her butthole then plunge it in with a toilet plunger
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OP come back, you are not done here!
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>>571335469
winrar
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>>571335780
yup
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>>571335780

I believe OP is working on the omelet. Will deliver
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op is getting laid
if winrar, cam it
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Rerolling for creampie
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1. take pictures of you and her unconscious body doing fun stuff like playing vidya games and chess and so on
2. tuck her in bed and print pictures
3. print all pictures and hang them in her room
4. stand there and stare at her creepily until she wakes up
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Fucking omelette. Now, I have not been paying attention to thread, if winrar has been chosen reply to this post.
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>>571332372
Toothpaste in her vajayjay
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>>571335469

winroar!
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>>571336043
OMFG !!!!!!!!!!
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>>571336043
my sides
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>>571336043
THIS>>571335469
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>>571335304
Rolling for omlette finish
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>>571336043
Fucking delivered
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>>571336043
1/10
would not eat omelette
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>>571336043
...I fucking love this OP

Also, cock in mouth
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WOW
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praise the loordah!!
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PISS ON HER AND MAKE A VID
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>>571335682
roll
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force her to eat a bowl of eggs
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>>571336043
show her god damn cunt
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>>571336043
shitty omelette
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>>571336043
TÖP KÉK
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>>571336043
>inb4 best op ever
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>>571336043
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>>571336043

fucking kek
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>>571336043
pissing on her won
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>>571336043
Hahah how awesome

Oh, and please shit on her
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OP is BOSS
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cock in ear
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Today, OP was not a faggot.
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>>571336203
Rerollin for dis
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OP is a fucking boss
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>>571336043
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Fucking legend>>571336043
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>>571336043

I love you OP, now please >>571335469
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>>571336043
SERIOUSLY DO I NEED TO FUCKING TEACH YOU HOW TO MAKE A GOOD OMELETTE?!
10/10 for delivery tho
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Rolling for a spread eagle pussy pic
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Get those pants off so we can see her pussy!
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>>571336043
>>571336043
is this real life?
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>>571334259
Any winrars? Will be AFK'n jerkin' on her feet until then.
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>>571336043
This is the actual winrar:
>>571334453
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>>571336043
mfw
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>>571336043
OH MY GOD YOU LEGEND
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Glorious Op, is glorious!!
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Am I seeing a thread where OP had fucking delivered!! My god. If this number ends in 57 then you sir will piss on that ladies face.
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OP is fuckin ALPHA
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>>571336043
serious shit going around here
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>>571335469
>>571336043
69 get make it rain
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>>571336043
Ya you're supposed to piss on her now. If she asks why she's wet when she wakes just tell her you were washing off the omelet.
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>>571332372
>passed out
>drunk
>not an attention whore
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>>571336043
Winrars were ass and tits sitting up
And piss on her taking a vid
(alsi think I saw a cum on herll
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OP deserves to be in OP hall of fame.
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we're gonna need another thread soon OP
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>>571336043
her chest.. its.. eggs
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>>571336049
FUCKING KEK now put the omelet in her anus
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>>571336043
>>571334453
true winrar, don't fall for stupid newfags
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Is this photoshopped? What happened with what he wrote earlier?
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>>571336393
I bet it is his gf and they are just playing with us. guess she is not passed out.. or she is dead
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as fast as this thread is going, OP needs to go get ready to make a new thread.

rolling for full body nude, including face
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is this a fucking ded body LOL
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