LORD OF THE RINGS ROLEPLAY
If you roll:
0-3 you are a orc
4- Hobbit
5-6 Elf
7- Wizard
8-Sauron
9-Frodo
After rolling your number you must work as a team to see who will get the ring and rule them all! Frodo currently has the ring and is on his way to destroy it. The orcs must stop frodo! Good luck on your adventure /b/
>>571157680
Check dem dubs
Fuck the ring, I got a life to live
Rolling for good shit
ok
>>571157680
Sheeeeit
>>571158114
bilbo detected.
go suck smaug cock lmao.
>>571158931
This is not the hobbit you stupid nigger
>>571159035
ye dats why i said bilbo detect
ur fukkin hobbi and bilbo is hobb n he saye "fug da rign" and leaf.
so FUCKI G BLIBO!
sauron here whats up cockwranglers
>>571159187
As a orcs I abide to your every command thy master.
>>571159187
sup baws
we spotted 4 hobbits in the woods
Playing for a short time
>>571159546
Where are they sir? Did THEY GET AWAY AGAIN?
>Pushes you with an angry look
I'm sauron, not that impostor
ungh.... ahh.... hmpf...
>>571159812
>starts to suck your dick as an orc
>you can see my hot boner
ugh
rool
Roll for Sauron
>>571159980
>effortlessly throws you to the ground
How dare you touch me, mongrel, go get me my ring back
>>571157680
i dont get it
>>571160119
>>571160039
>>571159939
>>571159269
fuck
4 frodos i guess
roll hype
Lolz
>>571159716
dunno... we invaded the small town
stabbed the beds
but they were gone
so i got myself a maid instead
go check the elfs
>>571159939
You're dun goofed you bitch, i'll get you. HEIL SAURON
I kill myself
Dwarf
rokkon
roll of thunder hear my cry
spread out and find the little faggots....
>>571160557
Im a wizzard larry.
>>571157680
Roll
>>571160508
Sauron has risen. You faggots will know what pain of melkor is is....
Searches for the ring
I (the true Sauron) shall vanish for some time, you better get me that ring before I get back of there will be consequences
>>571160447
Gah.. you're such a typical orc (hipster voice)
>>571157680
rollin
roll
roll for frodo
>>571160740
looks in the garbage disposal.
Where the fuck did i put my ring... my wife is going to kill me
>>571161054
Looks in the shower....
FUCK! where is that damn thing
>>571157680
what's the worst that can happen?
WHO AM I
>>571161260
What do you mean some short hairy dude has it? Did someone pawn it to jews?
>>571157680
Who am I?
>>571161325
Ah shit, I'm a faggot.
>>571161014
i guess im a hobbit. so ill just be in the shire, tendin to ma garden, smokin' ma pipes
>>571161391
a fag
>>571161504
Fuck this shit I don't want to be a shitty hobbit. Someone kill me please.
>>571157680
fuk u i wanted to be a jew dwarf
>>571161448
Baggins? If you don't get me that ring, I'll be tea bagging your face. Go riders find my ring?
What? Putting all my power in a small ring was short sighted? Well its a little too late to lecture me about it now
>>571157680
rollo!
>>571157680
roll
WTF the king isnt up there how am i to play if who i am isnt a choice, aim for 7 i guese
Elf bro here
Just gunna sit in my house and watch the world destroy itself, I'll outlive all you gay lords.
>>571161808
Black cloaks and horses is a bit of a warning man...
Why don't you all take off all your clothes and walk invisible towards him, then take it.
Afraid of Water!?!?!
>>571161919
DEM DUBS! I am Frodo bitches!
I got the ring, U do what I say.
Roll bounce