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Anonymous (ID: 3qW+xxH4)
2014-09-27 03:32:19 Post No. 570881124
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Anonymous (ID: 3qW+xxH4) 2014-09-27 03:32:19 Post No. 570881124 [Report]
/b/ my dick is bleeding and grew this shit, what do I do.
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Anonymous (ID: 1qAlM797) 2014-09-27 03:33:22 Post No.570881219
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Anonymous (ID: 1qAlM797) 2014-09-27 03:33:22 Post No.570881219 [Report]
>>570881124
>Not go to a doctor
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Anonymous (ID: j2TG6Gat) 2014-09-27 03:33:30 Post No.570881232
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Anonymous (ID: 5hqxkgpq) 2014-09-27 03:33:50 Post No.570881268
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Anonymous (ID: 5hqxkgpq) 2014-09-27 03:33:50 Post No.570881268 [Report]
>>570881124
get immediate medical attention
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Anonymous (ID: 3qW+xxH4) 2014-09-27 03:33:45 Post No.570881269
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Anonymous (ID: 3qW+xxH4) 2014-09-27 03:33:45 Post No.570881269 [Report]
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Anonymous (ID: 2Jzf1U35) 2014-09-27 03:34:17 Post No.570881310
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Anonymous (ID: 2Jzf1U35) 2014-09-27 03:34:17 Post No.570881310 [Report]
weren't you here last time complaining about your gangrene dick??
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Anonymous (ID: L5tjng7G) 2014-09-27 03:34:24 Post No.570881325
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Anonymous (ID: L5tjng7G) 2014-09-27 03:34:24 Post No.570881325 [Report]
amputate it
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Anonymous (ID: INxiA/vI) 2014-09-27 03:35:34 Post No.570881437
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Anonymous (ID: INxiA/vI) 2014-09-27 03:35:34 Post No.570881437 [Report]
looks fine to me.
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Anonymous (ID: rujbTZaZ) 2014-09-27 03:35:38 Post No.570881447
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Anonymous (ID: rujbTZaZ) 2014-09-27 03:35:38 Post No.570881447 [Report]
have dog lick it, most sanitary way to heel
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Anonymous (ID: EpMEbUnD) 2014-09-27 03:35:48 Post No.570881473
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Anonymous (ID: EpMEbUnD) 2014-09-27 03:35:48 Post No.570881473 [Report]
>>570881124
Necrosis spotted. go to the hospital if u dont want to loose ur dick poor faget
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Anonymous (ID: Wk2DBmkV) 2014-09-27 03:35:50 Post No.570881476
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Anonymous (ID: Wk2DBmkV) 2014-09-27 03:35:50 Post No.570881476 [Report]
That shit'll buff out.
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Anonymous (ID: WAQbEX/j) 2014-09-27 03:35:59 Post No.570881496
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Anonymous (ID: WAQbEX/j) 2014-09-27 03:35:59 Post No.570881496 [Report]
>>570881269

CLEAN YOUR GOD DAMN FINGER NAILS
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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-09-27 03:36:19 Post No.570881530
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>>570881124
dude
er
now
and clean yourself i mean look at your nails
im derailing this shit
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Anonymous (ID: jTq0Enf0) 2014-09-27 03:36:21 Post No.570881536
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Anonymous (ID: jTq0Enf0) 2014-09-27 03:36:21 Post No.570881536 [Report]
>>570881124
I saw that thread like yesterday, you stupid faggot, didn't you go to the doctor
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Anonymous (ID: g9LmHwMG) 2014-09-27 03:36:50 Post No.570881585
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>>570881530
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Anonymous (ID: 7D+HxguC) 2014-09-27 03:37:12 Post No.570881625
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Anonymous (ID: 7D+HxguC) 2014-09-27 03:37:12 Post No.570881625 [Report]
Holy shit go to the emergency room if you don't want a 100% chance of losing your penis, if not dying.
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Anonymous (ID: sOqoHhQD) 2014-09-27 03:37:22 Post No.570881645
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Anonymous (ID: sOqoHhQD) 2014-09-27 03:37:22 Post No.570881645 [Report]
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>>570881124

It's okay dude perfectly normal, carry on.

I's going to pass, no worry.
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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-09-27 03:37:45 Post No.570881685
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Anonymous (ID: HwCXNGLH) 2014-09-27 03:38:56 Post No.570881805
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Anonymous (ID: HwCXNGLH) 2014-09-27 03:38:56 Post No.570881805 [Report]
>>570881124
Timestamp
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Anonymous (ID: P1Ux1AWD) 2014-09-27 03:39:05 Post No.570881819
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Anonymous (ID: P1Ux1AWD) 2014-09-27 03:39:05 Post No.570881819 [Report]
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>>570881124
Um well... have you ever considered being female?
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Anonymous (ID: dbXQUXWp) 2014-09-27 03:39:13 Post No.570881840
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Anonymous (ID: dbXQUXWp) 2014-09-27 03:39:13 Post No.570881840 [Report]
HUEHUEHUEHEHUEHUEHUEHU time to make your dick a vagoo
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Anonymous (ID: f0M1qOYS) 2014-09-27 03:39:27 Post No.570881852
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Anonymous (ID: f0M1qOYS) 2014-09-27 03:39:27 Post No.570881852 [Report]
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>>570881585
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Anonymous (ID: W+sIXVjT) 2014-09-27 03:39:34 Post No.570881871
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Anonymous (ID: W+sIXVjT) 2014-09-27 03:39:34 Post No.570881871 [Report]
Oh I've seen that before, use white vinegar on it twice a day and just give it a couple weeks and you will start to see it clear up

Within a few months you should be back to normal
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Anonymous (ID: 3qW+xxH4) 2014-09-27 03:39:39 Post No.570881881
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Anonymous (ID: 3qW+xxH4) 2014-09-27 03:39:39 Post No.570881881 [Report]
>>570881805
>>570881269
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Anonymous (ID: QjHRbmLk) 2014-09-27 03:39:49 Post No.570881894
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>>570881840
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Anonymous (ID: INxiA/vI) 2014-09-27 03:39:54 Post No.570881902
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Anonymous (ID: INxiA/vI) 2014-09-27 03:39:54 Post No.570881902 [Report]
yeah clean those nails jackass.

Let that spiderman posting fag give you a manicure. then go soak that sausage in witch hazel
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Anonymous (ID: PAfqPRMx) 2014-09-27 03:40:42 Post No.570881976
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>>570881124
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Anonymous (ID: dbXQUXWp) 2014-09-27 03:41:42 Post No.570882080
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Anonymous (ID: dbXQUXWp) 2014-09-27 03:41:42 Post No.570882080 [Report]
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=carl+tonight&FORM=HDRSC2#view=detail&id=DEC54E6B299B269703A298369D94E31D38060E73&selectedIndex=0
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Anonymous (ID: 5Fr1PuDC) 2014-09-27 03:41:53 Post No.570882102
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>>570881124
OP has a gangrenous dick.
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Anonymous (ID: lI9oEg4Z) 2014-09-27 03:42:45 Post No.570882175
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Anonymous (ID: W+sIXVjT) 2014-09-27 03:43:52 Post No.570882281
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Anonymous (ID: W+sIXVjT) 2014-09-27 03:43:52 Post No.570882281 [Report]
Clean it up a little bit and go to a fucking doctor

They will treat you and bill later

If you can't afford it, go anyways, its your fucking dick, you could lose it and then your life will be shit and it won't be long before you jump off a freeway overpass.
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Anonymous (ID: Gg9KKPi+) 2014-09-27 03:44:03 Post No.570882303
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Anonymous (ID: Gg9KKPi+) 2014-09-27 03:44:03 Post No.570882303 [Report]
>>570881124

NIGGER GO TO THE HOSPITAL LITERALLY RIGHT NOW.

WHAT KIND OF MENTAL DISABILITY DO YOU HAVE THAT YOU THINK HAVING A DICK THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT IS OKAY?

GET OFF THE INTERNET AND SEEK HELP, FUCK.
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Anonymous (ID: y1VLBqUz) 2014-09-27 03:44:17 Post No.570882331
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Anonymous (ID: y1VLBqUz) 2014-09-27 03:44:17 Post No.570882331 [Report]
>>570881124
Stick your dick in a bowl of hydrogen peroxide.
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Anonymous (ID: Szy76giv) 2014-09-27 03:46:19 Post No.570882532
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Anonymous (ID: Szy76giv) 2014-09-27 03:46:19 Post No.570882532 [Report]
Just cut it off. dicks are like lizard tails it will grow back. just be a slightly different color
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Anonymous (ID: jA2vw0d7) 2014-09-27 03:47:15 Post No.570882613
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Anonymous (ID: jA2vw0d7) 2014-09-27 03:47:15 Post No.570882613 [Report]
>>570881805
he did timestamp, look at the second pic.

i mean, if a dude post pics of himself being fat, dirty, possibly weaboo sand nigger with an infected penis, why would you need a timestamp? this is /b/ faggot, we are all like that.

i would definitely ask for a timestamp if op were a white /fit/ dude taking a selfie on a sunny beach with an azn qt by his side.
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Anonymous (ID: VOetM2Zm) 2014-09-27 03:47:22 Post No.570882616
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Anonymous (ID: VOetM2Zm) 2014-09-27 03:47:22 Post No.570882616 [Report]
Rub some dirt on it, it is an old trick to cleaning gross infections. You see the dirt acts as a cleaning agent and also an anti biotic
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Anonymous (ID: n7gMtyZu) 2014-09-27 03:47:25 Post No.570882620
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Looks like a brown recluse bite
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Anonymous (ID: +5Z5J3wx) 2014-09-27 03:47:29 Post No.570882625
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Anonymous (ID: VOetM2Zm) 2014-09-27 03:48:26 Post No.570882710
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Anonymous (ID: VOetM2Zm) 2014-09-27 03:48:26 Post No.570882710 [Report]
>>570882331
Good but not as helpful as dirt
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Anonymous (ID: jSEoN9+N) 2014-09-27 03:49:03 Post No.570882772
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Anonymous (ID: jSEoN9+N) 2014-09-27 03:49:03 Post No.570882772 [Report]
GO TO THE DOCTOR

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
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Anonymous (ID: iRx2N3kp) 2014-09-27 03:49:22 Post No.570882802
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Anonymous (ID: iRx2N3kp) 2014-09-27 03:49:22 Post No.570882802 [Report]
Just keep on 4chaning about your diseased dick. Once you read a response that you like that entails no effort on your part to heal your dick it will instantly get better and you can carry on 4channing.
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Anonymous (ID: tE+wTckq) 2014-09-27 03:49:34 Post No.570882821
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Anonymous (ID: AdPY2a3A) 2014-09-27 03:50:53 Post No.570882939
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Anonymous (ID: AdPY2a3A) 2014-09-27 03:50:53 Post No.570882939 [Report]
>>570881269
dat nicotine stain
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Anonymous (ID: g9LmHwMG) 2014-09-27 03:50:50 Post No.570882941
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>>570882175
>>570881976
>>570881852
all spides
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Anonymous (ID: w9iHwtcJ) 2014-09-27 03:51:36 Post No.570882995
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Anonymous (ID: VOetM2Zm) 2014-09-27 03:51:41 Post No.570883002
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Anonymous (ID: VOetM2Zm) 2014-09-27 03:51:41 Post No.570883002 [Report]
>>570882532
I did this twice now and it has grown back even bigger both times! Takes a while though, but my girlfriend said it was worth the waite
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Anonymous (ID: y1VLBqUz) 2014-09-27 03:51:46 Post No.570883014
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Anonymous (ID: y1VLBqUz) 2014-09-27 03:51:46 Post No.570883014 [Report]
>>570882620
OP got a blowjob from a recluse?

Zing.
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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-09-27 03:52:05 Post No.570883042
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>>570882821
>>570882625
>>570882175
>>570881976
>>570881852
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Anonymous (ID: t8NOs+f8) 2014-09-27 03:52:21 Post No.570883076
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Anonymous (ID: t8NOs+f8) 2014-09-27 03:52:21 Post No.570883076 [Report]
>>570881269
Timestamp unreadable. Not sure if 27, 21, or 07/01. New timestamp requested. Seen the same thread before various times.
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Anonymous (ID: nVRkVFOc) 2014-09-27 03:52:37 Post No.570883103
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>>570881496
I think hes got more shit to worry about than his fingernails.
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Anonymous (ID: gj347+ff) 2014-09-27 03:52:49 Post No.570883120
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Anonymous (ID: gj347+ff) 2014-09-27 03:52:49 Post No.570883120 [Report]
>>570881437
kek'd and I'm still going.
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Anonymous (ID: jA2vw0d7) 2014-09-27 03:53:02 Post No.570883137
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Anonymous (ID: jA2vw0d7) 2014-09-27 03:53:02 Post No.570883137 [Report]
>>570883014

nigger die
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Anonymous (ID: Y+/tMpGw) 2014-09-27 03:53:31 Post No.570883180
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Anonymous (ID: Y+/tMpGw) 2014-09-27 03:53:31 Post No.570883180 [Report]
>>570881124
yeah dude thats def a brown recluse bite, write on the tip of your chode. go to the doc immediately you retarded nigger
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Anonymous (ID: +5Z5J3wx) 2014-09-27 03:53:45 Post No.570883202
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Anonymous (ID: rmL0geP+) 2014-09-27 03:54:47 Post No.570883292
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Anonymous (ID: rmL0geP+) 2014-09-27 03:54:47 Post No.570883292 [Report]
>>570881840
>vagoo
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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-09-27 03:55:29 Post No.570883351
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Anonymous (ID: v58zEI5r) 2014-09-27 03:55:32 Post No.570883357
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Anonymous (ID: v58zEI5r) 2014-09-27 03:55:32 Post No.570883357 [Report]
>>570881124
Get yourself some Betaisodona solution cover your dick in it and hope for the best, also you should get a pennicilin injection
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Anonymous (ID: i8G4CEQp) 2014-09-27 03:55:48 Post No.570883370
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Anonymous (ID: i8G4CEQp) 2014-09-27 03:55:48 Post No.570883370 [Report]
>>570881124
an hero
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Anonymous (ID: +5Z5J3wx) 2014-09-27 03:56:54 Post No.570883475
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Anonymous (ID: nlE9bchr) 2014-09-27 03:57:13 Post No.570883508
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Anonymous (ID: nlE9bchr) 2014-09-27 03:57:13 Post No.570883508 [Report]
>>570883014

>Zing
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Anonymous (ID: dOQRYAkg) 2014-09-27 03:57:42 Post No.570883569
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>recluse bite on dick
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Anonymous (ID: esL7OhTd) 2014-09-27 03:58:10 Post No.570883607
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Anonymous (ID: esL7OhTd) 2014-09-27 03:58:10 Post No.570883607 [Report]
>>570881124

What the fuck did you do, thats what im wondering
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Anonymous (ID: Szy76giv) 2014-09-27 03:59:10 Post No.570883689
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Anonymous (ID: Szy76giv) 2014-09-27 03:59:10 Post No.570883689 [Report]
>>570883180
>write on the tip
>write
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