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>never tell people why youre doing something or why you did things
>when you leave somebody never go back to her/him. its fucking done forever.
>never get too close to anybody and dont let them get too close to you
>do not reveal anything about your personal life
>hide the feels at any cost
>If he/she is not giving information, dump her/him fast
>learn to play the game or you will get fucked really hard in life

>>570368346
and what should i accomplish by doing that?

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>remember : nobody has the right to ask you about the things you do
>people = shit
>if anybody tried to mock you stare dead into their eyes in silence as long as possible
>act like youre not listening
>if you know someone whos a total piece of shit try to take down their self-esteem in any possible way
>never talk about religion, politics, or lifestyle choices with anyone.

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>Never get in any form of discussion with people
>keep your power level hidden at all times
>never take what anyone says at face value. look for hidden motivations which drive their actions.
>never have an outburst of emotion in public or in the workplace,
>enjoy time spent alone, because you will be craving it the very soon after you lose it.
>Delete all social network accounts right now

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>Do not update
>Stop trying to impress people
>if you met a girl and said to yourself "shes different" stop right there because youre making a horrible mistake
>never expect anything more then a pump and dump out of women
>if you develop feelings for a girl and she knows it you will become her slave over time
>females only care about what you can offer them AT THE CURRENT MOMENT

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>if you are NEET its best not to bother with females at all its only a ticking time bomb
>the way your relationship with a girl will be is decided by the first few weeks of you being together, lay down some rules or she will start to make up her own spontaneously
>create a proxy of yourself so people will never know who you really are
>keep expanding the proxy lie, eventually you will become it
>stop caring. That's the cure for anxiety
>if someone asks who did such and such, or did you do such and such, it's always a bad thing. Feign ignorance. Never admit shit. If they don't have proof, they can't do shit.

>>570369618
Nice advice, any advice for depression?

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>>570370023

>never look people on the street in the eye but dont stare at the ground either, just ignore
>try to keep at least one thing in your life on schedule
>college and high school are just a social interaction simulation
>always have a run plan. When you think you're safe you're not.
>never give favors to people.
>always know your options. Think of different paths and research them, even if it's wacky, because in a situation where you exhaust all normal option, you might need to improvise.

>>570370023
Get shredded, fuck bitches.
>>570370283
Get shredded, don't forget about that.

>>570370361
Sound advice

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>>570370361

>put things in perspective. In the scheme of the universe, you are nothing. You're a sentient sack of carbon existing in a fraction of a second. Do whatever the fuck you want, because it doesn't matter.
>never deprive yourself or strive to be a good person. There is no way to win that game, you only make yourself miserable.
>never give favors to people.
>never joke around; keep your composure. Don't say things that matter. Talk about the weather or bullshit, never anything true that matters. Never reveal anything. They'll find a way to use it to fuck you over.
>there are people who get off on causing suffering and grief. They look like the sweetest people at first.
>never reveal your weakness, even to a friend. It will be used against you.

Good bread

>>570368346
>never ask women questions, only give them orders

>>570368346

isnt this one of those pics from the wikipedia ads

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>never give too much effort into something. Aim to pass. Don't aim to conquer. You can't conquer. That's how it works.
>lock your shit up. All of it. All the time. No matter how inconsequential the item, lock it up.
>be paranoid. Don't be an megalomaniac, but be paranoid.
>never do something because you "should". Do it if it benefits you.
>be a calculating snake. Otherwise you get fucked over.
>never give anything for free to anybody, they think its garbage even if its an expensive item.

>>570370430
So you say do whatever you want in life, then make a thread about exactly what you should do?
The only thing that motivates me is making myself and other cool people happy, you can go on with your narcissism because you got bullied in school.

>>570370734
Thats Mr. Wikipedia himself

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>>570370819

>never ever ever give anything to anyone before they ask for it.
>never give advice to anybody
>write down everything shitty people have done to you. and look at them once in awhile. never forget them.
>if you mix money and friends, you'll lose both.
>Don't go into debt for anything except a house you'll be living in for a decade or more
>Don't go all keyboard warrior and confront people online or get involved in online drama.

>>570370910
>>if you mix money and friends, you'll lose both.
That's what I just did. I think I lost a friend of 15 years. Fucking sucks.

>ITT: NEET 101

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>>570371079

>Don't ever let somebody push you around or talk down to you. You don't have to kick their ass over bumping into you and not saying sorry, but don't be a pushover.
>Never apologize for how you feel.
>Be assertive without being aggressive. Stand up for what you believe in without being confrontational.
>Don't discuss your feelings in depth with girls.
>Don't let girls know that you're mad at them, and don't spite them.
>do not piss in your food bowl

>ITT: Still thinking it's edgy to be Machiavellian

>>570368346
>act like youre always busy and you dont have time
shit advice. anyone worth knowing isn't going to take extra interest in someone who constantly brushes them off

continue...

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>>570371297

>don not ask for anybodys opinion ever
>when you get a text message wait atleast two hours before you answer it
>People Are Vultures Who Will Scavenge You While Down
>People should always be a little scared of you. Display high energy, strength, mock and belittle the person while making it look playful before others.
>If somebody displays sexual interest in you, display high sexual drive and towards others who are not that person.
>Make yourself seem like a source of order in a disorderly life.

>>570371174
Is that Walter White?

>>570371313
if you're smart you'll just take the best bits and filter the bits that you have evidence aren't ideal.

Do whatever you like, take it how you like.

>>570371174

Never be mad, be disappointed. this shit hurts women more than being mad.

>if someone asks who did such and such, or did you do such and such, it's always a bad thing. Feign ignorance. Never admit shit. If they don't have proof, they can't do shit.

Already doing this. keeps me out of trouble erryday

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>>570371389

>Going with people's interests takes you a long way. This one is kind of a no-brainer, but if you go the extra mile - read a book about what they're interested in - you can get them to reveal themselves quite a bit.
>After you've got somebody around your finger, tell them they've changed your life or that they seem deeper than others.
>Some people are easily shamed into doing things they find objectionable when you make it seem odd or prudish that they don't want to go along with you. Good for cheating, lying.
>A Man Often Can’t Count On Anyone But Himself; You Have to Be Self-Reliant
>Even If Everyone Says You’re Wrong, It Doesn’t Mean They’re Right: Be Prepared to Stand Your Ground
>Save Your Money (A Man Needs Resources)

man you really are some super paranoid motherfucker, OP
>inb4 you will get fucked in life bla bla

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>Never talk to the cops.
>Remain silent and request to leave or have representation.

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>>570371914

>Don’t Believe Everything You Hear. There’s Often More To The Story
>She’s One In A Million, but She’s One OF a Million. Don’t Destroy Your Life Over One Woman
>Listen To Your Instincts
>Concentrate every minute … on doing what’s in front of you with precise and genuine seriousness, tenderly, willingly, with justice. And on freeing yourself from all other distractions … you do everything as if it were the last thing you were doing in your life
>Practice really hearing what people say. Do your best to get inside their minds.
>The tranquility comes when you stop caring what they say. Or think, or do. Only what you do.

saving all of these because im a shut-in beta faggot

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So in other words,
>be deaf-mute

>>570372270
welp im not the only one

>>570370430
those are internet/social media advices if you do it in real life you are nothing more than a robot, sorry you are giving us the guide to depression

someone take a screenshot and post it pls

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WHY DO YOU RANDOMLY CAPATALISE THE FIRST LETTER OF SOME WORDS?

>>570372270

If you actually enforce all of these rules, you're the equivalent of a sociopath. take some of these rules by heart and some with a grain of salt.

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>>570372471
THIS

>>570370779
now those are smart i got fucked over alot in my worklife

You weren't hugged as a child,were you?

>>570372542

>Tell yourself: The people I deal with today will be meddling, arrogant, dishonest, jealous, and surly.
>Stop apologizing, Stop explaining yourself, Stop complaining, Stop laughing at everything.
>Don't let others tell you how to live your life. It is fine to seek advice, but make your own decisions.
>Never follow the crowd for the sake of being "one of the gang".
>Read books, preferably anything published before 1963. The red pill is all about educating yourself about reality, not the fucked up made up world we live in today.

>>570372395
ge (dot) tt(slash)2bcRKPz1

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>Stop reading the news and talking about current affairs. Most of it is processed, politicized, and inaccurate. Don't waste your time trying to figure out "the truth" or even anything going on outside of the immediate area where you live.
>Stop being "nice". Maybe this should be number one. People with power say "be nice" to control you and regulate your behavior, but never reciprocate "being nice". If you act like a doormat people will walk all over you.
>Never loan anyone money with maybe the exception of your immediate family. If someone needs money give it to them as a gift or give them nothing at all. Loans are for banks and giant corporations to hand out. Not you.
>Very often someone will ask "why?". They aren't really looking for an answer. It's a way for them to put you on the defensive. If you comply it will never cease. Females are notorious for doing this. If you are a nice guy, you will go along with the trap and then feel like a dupe. In the extreme case be prepared to say "I don't owe you an explanation" otherwise diplomatically dodge it and maintain your frame. A flat "because I feel like it" also works. Or "because God wants it that way".
>Life means suffering, The origin of suffering is attachment, The cessation of suffering is attainable, The path to the cessation of suffering.

>>570372619

>Read ''1984'', ''to kill a mockingbird'' as starters
>Watch Equilibrium, One flew over the cuckoo's nest, Shutter Island.

>>570368739
>if anybody tried to mock you stare dead into their eyes in silence as long as possible

The Great Autismo

>>570368346
>>never ever justify yourself for others

which is what you are currently doing

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>>570372860
>Shutter Island.
>Equilibrium

oh cmon, seriously?

>>570372631
how about you just post the image instead, shitdick
>implying im a newfig

>>570372860
awww, we had a good thread going on.

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>>570373004

>Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.
>If you are not afraid of dying, there is nothing you cannot achieve.
>The Devil's greatest trick was convincing people that he did not exist.
>Never get married or get tied down with a woman who you’re settling for. You will be miserable. She will be miserable. And life is too damn short to spend it with a woman low in caliber, personality and desire to suck your cock dry every motherfucking day.
>Believe a woman the first time she SHOWS you who she is. Don’t allow your emotions to blind you to her flaws and shortcomings.

>>570373086
fuck you faggot keyboard warrior beta kissless virgin growth stunted malaria infested piece of shit. Take what has been offered to you, or do it yourself. better yet instead of polluting /b/ with your stench, neck yourself.

>>570368346
>act like youre always busy and you dont have time.
I disagree with this. You will truly miss out on great experiences if you followed that. Sure you don't have to trust people but you don't have to shut them out either. Life is about enjoyment don't miss out on it Because you got hurt.

Living by these rules will result in an empty life and a lonely death.
If you regard everyone as hostile and base your desicissions on profitability, your world will know no happinies but isn't being happy what life is really about?

>>570373476
Muh nigga

>>570373476
ok yeah, let us be happy and be walked on by people who are more cunning than us. Dog eat dog world friend, sorry but it's time to stop lying to yourself.

I agree with most of this stuff.... especially the weakness stuff.... I come from people that are psychopaths and it seems like that's all I see around me day to day... and they are really lazy about it as well it's obvious when people are going to do sketchy shit they all act in the same pattern

>>570373476
>>570373560
You're not supposed to follow it to the letter asshole.
>Don’t Believe Everything You Hear. There’s Often More To The Story

There are some nuggets in here but it's mostly beta shit. This is what you do to avoid getting hurt by people, when what you should be doing is getting hurt all the time until you become numb from the pain and mature from your experiences.

is this the guide to being a unhappy sociopath?

Was looking for that one

thanks

>>570369348
>>Stop trying to impress people
Who are you trying to impress with this shit
Also, edgy contradictions all over the place

>>570373080
What's wrong with shutter island?

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>You will be most happy in life if you settle down with a SJW.
>It is often hard to see past your own privilege, but with time and great mental discipline, you will.
>Never allow a privileged individual to dictate how you will accomplish your goals.
>Spend a minimum of ten minutes every morning apologizing for all the misdeeds of your ancestors, it will do wonders for your soul.
>Remember that paying for the sins of your ancestors is your most sacred obligation.

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Bravo

NOW DO IT AGAIN, BUT WITH MORE INTENSITY

>>570373749
Nothing wrong, it was ok, but it was nothing great. Extremely predictable ending, actually.

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>>570373853

>Women are not the enemy. They are merely following their inherent nature. Learn how to handle them and you will be rewarded with their positive attributes. Flail about blindly and be cursed with their negative attributes.
>Women are led by their emotions. Therefore, learn to use their emotions to your favor. Become the puppet master.
>Always lead a woman in the relationship. If you don’t know how, then learn how.
>Be ready to walk away from the relationship at any time for any reason. If she acts up, be ready to walk. If you stay you will lose a small piece of self-respect, until eventually you won’t even know who you are anymore.

good advice brother made my day.... a lot of these people talking bad about your writings are either to dumb to see the reality around them or live in some weird strange bubble around sheep like docile people.... who are really nice... I see these kind of people also from time to time and I wonder if something bad were to come into their life would they just kill themselves??

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>>570374035

>Never take advice on sleeping with women FROM women.
>If you get caught cheating, always, always, always deny. Deny until death and she will eventually get over it.
>Always treat a woman’s tantrums like you would treat a child’s. Firm and unpersuaded.
>Buying gifts, groveling, begging and changing for a girl will never keep her around. You’ll only intensify her disdain for you and speed up her hunt for an alpha cock.

>>570368346
That's fucking shit advice. Walking through life expecting everyone to be an asshole is pretty much a gaurantee that everyone you meet will be an asshole, What a fucking terrible way to live.

>>570373586
Haha. At all moments in our lives, someone is using us for something. That is neither negative nor positive. It is human.
But you decide what happinies is. You form your world.

ITT: Sociopaths calling other sociopaths assholes

>>570372764
>>Never loan anyone money
fucking this

>being this autismal about being a sociopath
well done OP

I have to say, I meet a lot of different people in my line of work - and this type (or method of operation, what-have-you) of person is generally reviled.
We put up with them, and are polite - but they're boring, two-dimensional slaves with no capacity to provoke any kind of interest or provide any sense of insight.
We put up with them, maybe humour them with conversation - conversation we must direct and carry as nothing is ever forthcoming - then we sigh with relief when they're on their way.
They're not even arseholes (generally), they're just a waste of a human skin.

So much samefagging here...

>>570371643
>>570372156
Why do you sometimes capitalise every word of a fucking sentence? You autistic twat.

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>>570368739
This is pretty autistic advice OP.
gunna stare in my eyes now, faggot?

ITT
beta faggots

>>570373749
It's not really a classic and doesn't give you something many other movies don't
>if you want to learn about the world watch Superbad

>>570374606
I work with lots of people in my line of work. I don't like all of them. But many of them I feel genuine affection for. There's A LOT of good people out there. I find that a negative person creates negative experiences and not the other way around.

>>570374776
This.

"but.. i cant make friends" Shut the fuck up and stop being an autistic weaboo.

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>>570374746

> If you think she’s cheating, she already has. Learn to trust your instinct. It’s ‘talking’ to you for a reason.
>Never fully trust a woman. It’s not in their nature to be trustworthy. Self-preserve by only allowing for 60% of your trust given after a full and long courtship of at least 2 years.
> Never get married before 30 and always marry a younger woman. No exceptions.
>You’re not really ready for a relationship until you know what’s out there. Go fuck 20 women. When you get done, go fuck another 20. Then you might have an idea of what you want.

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>>570374776

>The moment you make a woman “your life” is the moment she’s preparing to walk out of yours.
>The only thing that matters to women between the ages of 18-26 is: “Does he make my vagina wet?”
>Women would rather be with a psychopath broke bad boy, then a stable, sane beta bitch boy.
>Always let her say “I love you” first. She’ll love you more for your self-control.

>>570374868

I honestly don't think there's any wrong way to live (existence is pointless and meaningless, but the fact that existence is pointless and meaningless IS IN ITSELF pointless and meaningless, which is an extremely freeing concept), and while I can't agree with all the tenets you're extolling, living in such a way is still better than not living at all.

>>570368346
Ayn rands guide to being a self loathing retard

>>570375642
>>570375642

Starring Drew Barrymore and Rob Scheinder

What the fuck is going on in this thread

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>>570375937

>>570368659
He'll accomplish never having friends or significant others, basically.

I like this bread

I know a guy who lives by thus shit to the Capital mufukin T and leme tell this motherfucker gets Laid with a capital L. Nigg doesn't get close to anyone hell last I herd he was using his cousin for a place to crash while he saved up $$$ and he's only 19. I'll keep an eye out for him. Op reminds me of him.
nice advice btw.

>>570375937
autismic revelations

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>chuckles

Let me know how this works out.

>>570375553
never say those magical three words to any woman. you think shit sucks now wait until you accidentally tell some bitch you love her.

>>570376517
so basically if you live your life based on these tenets you, too, could be a homeless mooching teenager?

>>570376661
Who has the potential to become a crack head!

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>>570376661


>Watch what a girl DOES, not what she SAYS.
>If a girl dumps you, never take her back. She will never respect you the same and the relationship is doomed to fail.
>If you notice one red flag take note. If you notice two red flags prepare to eject. When you notice three red flags, you had better be out the door.
>Women lie. Get used to it. Learn to play the game better than them.

OP lives in a trailer park

>>570376517
You are OP, nice samefag attempt.

>>570376661
I miss him soooo... Mabey?

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hebbo dimmy, u hab foud neeb yow monneh fow Bickabebia yeb?

>>570376594
Why wouldn't you tell her if you really do love her? I mean you can control and own a women but none of this is comparable to the feeling of real love.
Of course it will get you hurt but it is worth the pain.

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>>570377023
>>570376839


>The more money you get, the more you will attract women who are attracted to resources. Learn to put on a ‘Humble Front’ at first in order to screen the golddiggers out.
>The moment you invest more into the relationship than she does, then you’re already fucked and you’re starting to ‘lose’ her.
>Never put aside your personal goals and dreams in order to please a woman. You won’t please her and you will be miserable.
>You will never lose a woman by having other admirers, but you will lose women by concentrating all of your efforts on one. You won’t just lose the one you’re focused on, you’ll lose all of them.

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>>570376832

You chose the dark side, son.

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My nuts

>>570377023
Because I would rather die alone fapping than say I love a hambeast.
>inb4 shallow
No I just get turned off by excessive body fat.

>>570372270
Same
Anyone have any advice on how I can actively implement this

>>570376934
you fucking newfag OPs I'd hasent changed since his first post.!!
GTFO YOU FUCKING NEWFAGGET.!!!

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>>570377547
whoa

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>never trust anybody
>act like you trust them but keep in mind they are all backstabbers
>never tell people why youre doing something or why you did things
>never get too close to anybody and dont let them get too close to you
>do not reveal anything about your personal life
>remember : nobody has the right to ask you about the things you do
>act like youre not listening
>Never get in any form of discussion with people
>enjoy time spent alone, because you will be craving it the very soon after you lose it.
>Delete all social network accounts right now
>stop caring. That's the cure for anxiety
>People Are Vultures Who Will Scavenge You While Down
>never reveal your weakness, even to a friend. It will be used against you.
>People should always be a little scared of you. Display high energy, strength, mock and belittle the person while making it look playful before others.
>write down everything shitty people have done to you. and look at them once in awhile. never forget them.

Is this the guide to become the unabomber OP?

How old are you?

>>570377596
no but my beta cack's found a nice resting place up your mothers ass.

>>570377674
can someone shut this fucker up with a low qual b8 pic.? Is he even trying?

>>570377507

Don't follow rules, change your state of mind.
If keep telling yourself that you are a leader, eventually you will have the mindset of a leader. If you decide to be happy, eventually you will feel happy.

Self-deception is not a weakness but powerfull tool if you know how to use it

>>570373942
What if you leave her and you're sad? Is that a good thing? Character building

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>>570377547

Fuck off, cancer - OP's haviong a thread here

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>>570373183
>Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free

B-b-but I fear death.

>>570377956
>haviong
>Ni hao
>Ching chong
GTFO U CHINK FAGGET.!!!!!

>>570377862
Are you asking me or do you think I'm OP?

He should keep going, dude's hilarious.

I wonder if he typed this all up beforehand or is typing as he goes. I hope for his sake he's doing this for a laugh.

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>>570378113

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>>570378124

>The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior
>Make her jealous
>You shall make your mission, not your woman, your priority
>Don’t play by her rules

>>570378124
no I don't think your OP, you autist motherfucker. I outta shove that low qual b8 pic up your ass now. You jlaw NEWFAGGET. Go back to Facebook if you can't 4chan.

not even a context up in this thread

>just accept what is being said and move on

>>570378251
aww so cute you gave up on your native chink'a'stankive language and went full retard.
kawaii.!!!!

>>570378374
Not my fault you don't know how to construct a sentence you big lipped illiterate jungle spook.

>You jlaw NEWFAGGET.
Newfags can't doublepost :^)

>>570378374
Not my fault you don't know how to construct a sentence you big lipped illiterate jungle spook.

>You jlaw NEWFAGGET.
Newfags can't doublepost :^)

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>>570378046
>570378113

You have to realise that you're dead already

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>>570378647


>Give your woman 2/3 of everything she gives you. For every three calls or texts, give her two back. Three declarations of love earn two in return. Three gifts; two nights out.
>Be irrationally self-confident
>All relationships are basically financial transactions

>>570377547
Op samefagging again, he mad

what the fuck is this thread

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>>570378495
>>570378495

you're so good at this

>>570368346
Is this how to be a total cunt thread?

>>570378986
no, go learn to be a cunt elswhere

>>570378986
seems like this is a list of life pro tips from autistic basement dwellers...

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>>570378731
>>570378731

mfw that pic was unrelated

>>570378861
Op at it again. Le spaz

>>570377912
I'm starting now
This thread was a wake up call
Thank you based OP

>>570379161
There is some gold amongst the shit however

>>570373662
yup

>>570368346
ITT : Wanna be alpha shitlisting