>>570347984
Where is, like, old zealand?
>inb4 netherlands

eah bae giz us ur shoes g my unkles in mungrel mob

Why are IDs even back?

>>570347984
>>570348114
>>570348281
>>570348937
why the fuck are ids back cunts?

sup cunts

Hamilton reporting in. Why are these threads always so empty?

>>570349697
so you can have a sick id like me cunt.

>>570348281
one time this maori fulla asked if he could borrow my shoes to get into a club to get his phone off his friend in there.

straight up smacked him in the mouf.
but nah just said nah cuz.

>>570350468
got weed/a dick?

>>570351620
Reminder that its bad for you etc etc

>>570352143
what dicks?

>New Zealand
The country that struggles to get a conversation going in threads.

>>570347984
ITT: Sheepshaggers

Auckland here m8s

Cromwell here. Chef on a ciggie break, kitchen hand and I just smashed out 60 meals. Not bad for a Wednesday night.

no one in hamilton with a dick or weed?

>>570353291
That's because that kpop shitposter isn't here to shit up the thread.

>>570353745
Have you ever spat in someones meal?

Not from nz but I listen to radio rock every morning at work and have discovered 2 things about new zuland. Firstly, you cunts are rough as guts! And Secondly, you only seem to play awesome music from the nineties, and new weezer. Good job, take a break, from you know, not working. Rock 1000 ftw. Devil skin ftw.

Wellington, reporting in.

Lower Hutt Reporting In

now wat

Anyone got shroom contacts around wellington?

Tauranga in the house

>>570355320
ayyyyy

waikickamoocow checking in

>>570354601
Nice
>>570355043
We wait

this is a thrilling thread.

>>570353745
do you take off your chefs coat when you have a ciggie break?
cunts probably gone back in the kitchen thus ciggie break.

That moment when john key touches your butthole

why are IDs even back?

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mfw it was your mum kunt

Slogan for the country should be.... New Zealand, because Mexicans cant swim here.

>>570347984
Why are you showing the Australian flag?

>>570356403
New Zealand is Australia's Mexico.

>>570356080
I wish he would touch my peehole

>>570356703
>New Zealand is Australia's Mexico.

EXCUSE ME MOTHER FUCKER.
Australia is an Island of common and petty criminals sent from The Ilses of England.
New Zealand maintains its own right to shag sheep you kangaroo humping moron

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So, who did we all vote for?

>>570357064
CHCH Fag reporting in.
Act you?

JAFA here.
Conservative-Gotta get rid of the monkeys in the streets

Hastings reporting in, also conservative voted 4 steve jenkins local

>>570356918
and maoris arent as disgusting as abbos. still disgusting but not as much

>>570357134
Conservatives.
As much as I despise Colin Craig...

>>570357628
Fuck what is wrong with you their as bad as national.

>>570356703
You're a dumb cunt

>>570357685
Can't be that bad if they've been voted in three times in a row

>>570357819
That is perhaps the stupidest statement I have heard in my life

>>570357064
Voted NZ First :P Fem-anon from Auckland here. Add me on Snapchat - sxc_lxc2000 :) xx

>>570357819
How fucking retarded are you?

Dunedin's fucking boring

>>570347984
Newfag reporting in! Also why are IDs even back?

>>570357950
>>570358134
That's always it, isn't it? Always the voters fault. "Hurrr the voters are stupid, the elected Key" "Durrr they must be wrong!"

>>570357958
Post tits lol

>>570357819
Are you retarded or just ignorant?
I'm gonna go with the first.

>>570358293
No shit, because the voters can change the goverenment. I'm not saying Key is bad. I'm saying your statement is fucking retarded

>>570358293
Can you even count to potato?
Let alone think for yourself and not just shrug your shoulders and follow like a sheep being led to slaughter.
Dumb Fuck

Hey, chch here. Got such a fuckin cold, think its the flu.. Do we really have to talk about politics right now?

>>570358368
Post dick. lol

>>570358574
Sup Cunt
Have a bong you'll feel better

Yeah fuck the elections. John Key is a self centred fckstain anyway.

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>>570357958
were you born in year 2000?

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>Christchurch master race

>>570356918
>implying Australia isn't 90% desert aswell

>>570358746
95 friend. Didn't know 14 year olds could vote?

> christchurch master race
>my sides left

>>570357064
They're all shit so I voted green just to watch the world burn

>>570358641
You first baby

>>570358758
Hail

palmerston north master race

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Auckfag reporting in

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Tauranga reporting in

>>570358992
>>570358758

>rip sides

>>570358668
Yea, ikr first year uni tho, still at parents place, not sure if I really want the extra wheezing from a big ol hit too

ashburton, anyone keen to party this w/e?

>>570357958
What part of Auckland

Jesus Christ this countries politics are a fucking joke. What must the world think when a foreigner wanted by the US can run his own party, and all this dirty politics crap is going on? Are we even taken seriously? Key acts like a bumbling fool, Cunliffe is sorry for being a man, the list goes on...

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Voted nz first

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where my suicide pact bros at?

>>570359272
More bitch

Dunedin Reporting In

Look, i was going to go easy on you, not to hurt your feelings but im only going to get this one chance

>>570359317
Yup I'm here car just got green stickered should we kill ourselves?

>>570358976
Yea, I totes ship you guys.
<3
#anon&femanon2014

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Why don't you mutts get your own flag?

UC Fag reporting in.

>>570359416
This opportunity is once in a life time?

>>570347984
stop stealing the german symbol faggots

>>570359502
Oh hey mate, what you studying?
cosc here (wow, what a fuckin suprise)

>>570359317
Lol wut?
>>570359439
Hahaha thanks she still hasnt posted

I want to assassinate John Key to be honest :(
Thanks John for all that spying that your about to do plus firing more people just like last time and GST probably gonna go up to buy you and your buddies some shoes.
Take them off at least before you hop on all fours and suck the dick of every oversea power you douchenozzle.

>>570359475
why don't you retards don't get your own flag all i see in yours is the union jack with some ugly ass stars on the side fucking britfaggots

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>>570359475

Why don't you learn how to draw stars

>>570359475
>union jack
stralya...pls

>>570359475
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_New_Zealand
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Australia

NZ flag was created first m8

>>570359654
Law and English. The suffering is real.

Northland Reporting in Hows it going NzFags

Silver fern for official flag

>>570359758
Your seriously fucked up mate.
Thats a buttload of work.
How far through are you? First here haha

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>>570359706
do it, I won't complain

>>570359828
Yo i dont see why we still have a flag that looks sooo much like the Aus one

>>570359935
Second year. Took Hist, Engl, Phil and Law in first year. Too much pain.

>>570359935
Trashiest faggots, it was so easy to buy up your country while you sleepy faggots watch homoerotic rugby and drink cheap beer. Chinese eloquent and education master-race reporting in. Faggots.

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God Save the Queen

>>570360006
<3

>>570359706
There was a thread a while ago where a guy said he was gonna do the same, but he had a big plan all laid out and thought it all through

One more from Hamilton.

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>>570359427
y-y-yy-y-you first

>>570359678
shhhh, just reply with right here

>>570359828
Wow,gr8 idea M80 pot80,just replace the symbol of our cultural heritage with the symbol of a fucking sporting team.

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>>570360006

>>570360006
Don't trash southern gold!

>>570360005
Hahahahahahahaha gg
You part of any clubs man?

urgh auckfag here

Germanfag reporting in. Will fly february, any Tipps/Locations/Tricks?

>>570360212
Only LAWSOC. I joined a heap last year and then proceeded to ignore them all when they emailed me because I didn't care enough.

>>570360145
The fern is on our coat of arms dumbfuck

>>570357819
Listen here mate

All I know about NZ is that you have two awesome guys called Bret and Jemaine

>>570360306
Haha niiice work. Yea I'm just with cussc. Just great banter with those guys. Might actually try join other next year... dunno ae haha

>>570360305
Wow another German in a fucking campervan

>>570360006
Wait can you smell that......?
I think that's the smell of freedom and clean no toxic air?
Oh sorry can you even smell anymore New fag after spending most of you life work for $1 a day in a chemical factory.

>>570360448
I mean... LAWSOC gives both free condoms and tshirts when you sign up - what else do I NEED?!

>>570360440
Surely you know Lorde too haha. You should come here some time mate. Get pissed <3

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>>570360006
Nice trips

Educated squishies lol, I bet the chinese couldn't handle half the work day a NZer milk farmer does

>>570360519
Well you probably didn't need the condoms...

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Hi, big sale on monster energy hats at the mall.

>>570360576
Don't tell me what I don't need biologically.

>>570360519
Uhhhhhh
>Weed
>Piss
>gr8 m8s

>>570360397
0 Fucks given,it's not as poignant an image as our beloved current flag.
You think I'll be able to wholeheartedly salute a fucking plant on a bland background?
Think again,stupid shitbag.

>>570360482
Any Tipps how Not to be another German in a fucking campervan?

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>>570360556
nice dubs ;)

>>570360482
At least he's not bankrolling a political party.

>>570360673
Generally you require something to put your dick in to require condoms.

>>570360703
Nice troll

>>570360792
I fail on more than one account there then.

>>570360710
Want to See The Big ass Country and shit, Not The People who hate dose fagourists

>>570360524
m8 do u get pissed m8?

You sound like a legend m8!

Does ur mum buy 4 u?

>>570360114
Lol ok. Is the femanon still here?

>>570347984
im so glad I got out when I did guys,

another term of Key, your economy is so fucked.

I ain't even trolling m8,
just passionately patriotic.

>>570360985
not much choice. unless you think leftist "economics" actually does what it says it will

Can someone dump some nudes of nz chicks

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>>570360727
sheeeeet that's a first

>>570359393
student? reporting in here too. Pharmfag major

>>570360710
First, throw away the German language Lonely Planet you know you have or at least have contemplated buying.

>>570359075
CHEA PB NATION

>>570360893
m888888888 totes m8888888

>>570361007
Patriotic to Great Britain?

>>570354601
The rock 1000 was awesome. Any station that plays everlong back to back with bohemian rhapsody is the tits in my book

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>>570361475

>>570361272
>implying at least 68% of Kiwis aren't from GB,
>or at least have English/Irish/Scottish/Welsh ancestors.

>>570361638
Apply that logic to the USA m8

tfw don't know how to greentext

>>570357064
Civilian party for the win

Any girls from Auckland here keen for a meetup and a good old hard fucking?

>>570359075
fuck yeah

Chch eastside represent

Voted greens + labour MP because fuck the right wing

>>570359502
>>570359654
Mah niggaz.
LING major here.

That's different and you know it.>>570361752

>>570361887
PB NATION NIGGA

Timaru reporting in fuck this place is a shit hole

wellifag reporting in
>Greens

Essay due tomorrow. Anyone wanna help? 75 whole words, can't be fucked.

>>570361973
I'm not one of those faggots masturbating over Maori culture at all. But I do appreciate that NZ has it's own identity and heritage.

tfw 100 word essay due tomorrow

>>570362264
>>570362183
Jesus christ you guys, it isn't that hard. Use ya brains

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>>570357819

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f 19 auckland on the dole, anyhook ups?

>>570361954
Why lingustics man?

>>570360145
How does the southern cross relate more to our cultural heritage than a silver fern?

That's good,I appreciate that we kiwis in general come from a pretty mixed bag culturally,but I really don't get why the govt is STILL sucking the collective maori dick over the treaty of waitangi.

>>570362408
are you from otara? chch fag reporting in

>>570362408
Why do you eat purely dole bannanas?
>jk
Why you on the dole?

Dunedin Fag here

>>570360501
L2insult, fag

>>570362529
Student?

>>570362307
Thats only 11 words. I need like 50 more. They don't even relate to my thesis. Are you trying to fuck me, anon?

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LET

IT

GO

Anyone with Palmy nudes?

Any NZDF here?

LTS, rnzaf here

>>570357485
Ayy my nigga wat part of hastings u at? I be in frimley

>>570362657
>https://auckland.craigslist.org/
Or, like, go to a bar.