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Ideas?

I like to write it down in red ink on very expensive paper. I light 3 scented candles and slowly remove my robe. I look at the numbers seductively and begin stroking my hard cock. I lick my lips and arch my back as I explode my man juices all over the numbers. I then proceed to timestamp and post on /b/

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I'm not as easy to please.

Write "Call XXXXXXXX for a good time" on bathroom stalls

>>570235809
Sign up for as many telemarketing scams as possible.

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I signed them up for some calls back from random companies. Is there a more efficient way?

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Key someones car and leave her number behind with a note saying shes willing to pay for the damages

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>>570235809

Make a fake Craigslist ad with pics selling her "services". Leave her number.

Post a picture of a large flat screen TV and have moving sale. Works perfectly. $50. Make it a really expensive one. She'll be flooded with calls.

>>570235809
any feet pictures?

>>570237920
Slightly turned on by this.

>>570235809
make craigslist add for a free circus monkey.
say it was used for childrens birthday parties, but you're getting too old and want to retire.

say you'll include the state monkey licenses that runs up to 2016.

>first come first serve

>>570239142
she will get a shit ton of voicemails like "DON'T GIVE AWAY YOUR MONKEY, I WANT IT! I'LL PICK IT UP TODAY!"

The key is to make it believable and realistic. Once my friends posted my number on a craigslist ad for a cheap Honda Civic or some shit, you can find millions of pictures of cars in people's driveways online and just give it a reasonable and low offer value and people will be calling and texting like crazy

>>570236114
the fuck is wrong with her vagoo?
it looks like someone just cut it in her flesh.

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Don't see any ideas I didn't do. Looking for her feet. Her vagoo is an innie, like a little girls.

Would like to see more of your ex-gf.

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Get meaner, /b/.

Post moar faggot

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>>570239432
For sale: 2003 Honda Civic 45k miles barely driven. Just got a job overseas and looking to sell FAST! 160-hp, 2.0-liter engine, 4-speed automatic w/OD, cd, am/fm, clean non-smoker car
Asking $3600 cash preferred OBO
I will not accept xbox, ps4, tattoo service or any of the usual garbage! Call or text with offers and hopefully we can come to a deal!

>The work is done for you

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She was a bondage bitch

>>570235809
wow is that YOUR ex?

because damn she is hot and wild....

....damn you must be so fucking angry with the world after she dumped you... is this where all the hate comes from man?

let it go

let it go

>>570235809
what did the bitch do to you? just asking not whiteknighting.

also this >>570236594

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Well trained bitch. This was a porn shoot she did.

>>570235809
prank calls and order pizzas, clearly.

Seriously OP, if you've done everything listed and still want more? Bitch must have really pissed in your Wheaties. Please don't cross the line from funny to sad.

If you really don't give a fuck though, say she raped you and stick to the story.

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>>570240552
Kept my motorcycle gear after the breakup. Bitch keeps saying she'll bring it by and blows me off every time.

>>570241062
well, aren't we the aspiring diplomat?

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>>570240971
Pizza! Great idea.

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>>570241283
Nope. Shit cost hella money though.

>>570236114
this is one of the most unique pussy's i've seen... i feel like i could be on display at a contemporary/modern art gallery.

moar pls

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This is her too.

now post the one where she fucks the dog

>>570235809
a very simple method is to find a photograph with google of some random item like.... a ridable lawnmower if it's summertime....just anything that costs more than 600 bucks and offer it at a really really really good price a 'MOVING OUT OF STATE IT MUST GO' sort of a post. post anon's phone number for contact, mention that you work during the night so call late. the fun part is coming up with some cool item that lots of people would buy for a bargain.

a flatscreen TV. nice ass fucking stereo. a console gaming system with five games and four controllers. etc. selling for 1/3 buying price.

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>>570242320
Cool- guess I've exhausted it.

>>570242320
and CRAIGS LIST fuck i forgot to say CRAIGS LIST it.

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ropes

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Thanks /b/. It's actually ME trying to get MY motorcycle gear. Fuck it though, I'd rather fuck with him. Thank you for playing.

>>570243728
wait... must have more vag shots... so close to cumming...

pls respond

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>>570237920

>>570243728
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>570243728
What a twist. Entertain us more would you ?

>>570244939
this was legendary

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>>570243728

>>570241783

it's unique alright... it honestly looks like a giant cut that never mended properly

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>>570243728

>>570236934
>>570236594


Those two.

Also call and mouthbreathe from payphones at night

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>>570243728

>>570240254

That's really great good job

But you need two angles

>>570241062

Get it b4 doing all of this because she will know and exact revenge on your shit

(at which point you can sue)