>>570080831
kek

>>570080831
post mom?

At the 1st sentences i was related but aint that lucky as u.damn

>>570080831
grats this sounds funny
if she ignored you why the fuck do you care?

lol at him admitting fucking his wife is gross

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>>570081515
She's a bit curvy but still pretty fucking hot.

>>570080831
post more. be sure to send the threat to local police.

>>570080831
I'm physically incapable of taking people who text or type like that seriously.

Brotip: reply to him with a grammatically correct version of what he sent you. He'll be so grateful that you'll end up being best pals and you can fuck his wife together as bros.

>>570080831
sucks for the dude

>>570082035
Honestly, I love her. It's been 4 months since I've talked to her outside of while I was there and I still love her.

>>570080831
>girlfriend
>never met

Pick one

>>570082374
wonder how he found out. also I am totally guessing - but something says these people are from some state like ohio or something.

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She cheated on me while I was gone, she's a whore. Figured fucking her mom would be decent payback. If you'd like to fuck with her be my guest! Facebook/idefeathuns, skype is treelytrunkser, phone number is 25O2O34749. Have fun.

OP YOU ARE A GLORIOUS BASTARD

>>570082447
so you would rather love a chick that ignores you for 4 months than find one that enjoys being around you? also you cant love her that much if you fucked her mother

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>>570082512
Actually from Vancouver, Canada.

>>570082201
wait did you actually fuck the mom? or just swapping texts?

>>570082576
wait she cheated on you? thought this was long distance.. you "never met her".. how could she be fucking cheating on you.

this shit makes no fucking sense man

>>570082750
What does fucking her mom have to do with loving her? It had been 4 months since we broke up, not like I cheated on her lol.

>>570082785 Yes I did actually fuck her when I went there, we also sexted a lot after I left there. Yea sure I had never met her but we were together so I definitely would consider it cheating.

>>570080831
Walk away, don't care, share the story in appropriate settings with friends.

This is what normal people do after awkward/cringy sex-experiences.

>>570083107
when you truly love someone you wouldnt do something that would make them resent you is all im saying

>>570083107
Yea sure I had never met her but we were together so I definitely would consider it cheating.

man, that isn't cheating. that is just being fucking normal. did she tell you about it?

>>570083421
yeah he doesn't love her - he doesn't even know her.

>>570083107
nah son if you never even fucking met the girl it wasn't cheating.

not that it matters, fucking a mom is always a bonus. next time get a girlfriend who you can have sex with though, for sure

>>570080831
You did good OP, what a beta fag of a husband.

>>570083610
>get a girlfriend who you can have sex with though
>get a girlfriend

anyway post more hot milf. how old is she

>>570083523
I know her very well, known her for over 7 years and were together for 2. You don't have to meet someone to love them. You sound like my grandpa. It's 2014.

>>570083421
fuck off faggot

OP great call on fucking the mom. 10/10

Marry the mom, so that gf is your stepdaughter?

welp that's my toppest kek of the day

>>570083949
All of my yes.

>>570083920
how old are you?

16?

you cant truly love someone if you havent spent significant time with them IN PERSON

trust me once those dank farts and fucking hair everywhere wear on you and your still there that love

youre talking about lust faggot

>>570083920
moar of mom pls

So post moar mom

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>>570084219
You have no idea what you're talking about. Just turn off your computer.

>>570084301
Don't have too many more unfortunately.

>>570084682
it's okay OP, you've done well

>>570084682
Just keep posting as much as you have.

>>570080831

bwahahaha good story.
For a second I worried of it happening to me but I don't have a hot mom. Sorry you wound up with a bitch OP but hey try getting some local ass.

>>570084682
dont want

>>570083920
dude she was like some online wow chick, right?

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>>570085617
No, like some girl that I skyped with for hours every day and shit.


Mom on right obviously

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>>570080831
>fucking who're birch
fuck birches smoke trees?
I am confus

Also, props to OP for delivering OC that approaches \B/ quality.
> Went to go see her to have a heart-to-heart
> slipped on a puddle and accidentally ur moms vag

>>570086139
post more body at least brah

>>570086139
post more.

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>>570086274
Don't have any.

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I think that's about it.

>>570082782
Me too buddy. East Van non-chink here.

OP, can you tell more about the relationship? When did things started going downhill and how exactly? What happened?

>>570086398

got any ass?

>>570086139
how did you meet?

jesus that mom looks young. how old?

how did it escalate to you fucking his mom? how did it happen? details?

>>570086139
Foxy bitch
Btw when you've been there you weren't seeing your girlfriend?

>>570086712
This is gonna sound really bad on my part, especially the whole "you don't really love her" part but what the hell.

About 7 months ago I started talking to her less and less, I held a bit of resentment for things she had done to me earlier on in the relationship I guess, it's hard to describe why I did this, not entirely sure myself. But I stopped talking to her as much and when I would I always had a short temper, I wasn't being a good loving boyfriend or anything I guess. After about 2 months of that she stopped talking to me less and less which I would assume is when the other guy came into play until she basically totally ignored me all together. She started talking to me one day and I could tell that she was going to try and break up with me so like a loser I threatened her with pics I had of her, she freaked out and acted like she still loved me for a few hours until going back to ignoring me and not giving in so I did it. I put up pictures of her on facebook and twitter and sent them to her friends..... On her prom day... That was the last day we talked and then I ended up leaving to go there last month. If you want more I can give more but meh.

Send him nudes
>profit

>>570087476
I was a little bit but most of the time it was honestly just me sitting around waiting or hanging out with her parents because she was getting ready to go to university. I kinda fucked up one night and made her want to talk to me even less while I was there (got drunk and stupid) and then the next day her mom came to where I was staying and was supposed to bring her and maybe her brother but ended up just coming alone because neither of them wanted to come. We ended up going for a walk along the beach for about an hour.

>>570087572
How did she act around you (on Skype) during the time you think she was seeing someone else?

>>570087572
Send him his daughters and wife's nudes
Also why we're you fucking surprised she stopped talking to you?
Did you seriously went there after sending her friends nudes of her? What's wrong with you? And when you went there her mom knew you had a fight with her daughter and she fucked with you? I call total bs sorry nice story though

tough guy rants just don't have the same punch to them when it's in broken English.

>>570087572
>About 7 months ago I started talking to her less and less
im totally confused. how long did you "date", and where did you meet?

any of the daughter?

>>570088519
yes this. he has them, he said he posted them on her facebook.

>>570084219
What do you expect from 4chan, they have no real relationships with women to compare with their infatuation

>>570088087
We had stopped skyping at that point really. Like I said, I was being an asshole and wasn't paying much attention to her so I'm not sure. I didn't find out about him until the day of her prom which is what set me off

>>570088213
I'm not surprised at all that she stopped talking to me, I don't recall saying I was either?

Yes I seriously went there after that, she was ignoring me on everything, it was literally the only way I could contact her and I needed to.

About her mom... I don't know, she just liked me I guess. Her dad liked me too, he let me use his truck the whole time I was there. They both liked me just she hated me. 4 months made them forgive me for the pictures I guess, not her though obviously

>>570088420
We were together for a month shy of two years and we actually met on a game nearly 8 years ago.

I want to know you fucked her mom lmao

>>570088887
ok that makes sense. I've met people online before. they have all turned into trainwrecks when we meet in person.

post more nudes already

how did dad find out?

>>570088887
How old are you?
How old is the mom?
How did they let you stay I'm the house for 4 months? gf didn't ask you/her parents to tell you to go back to your house?

Did you try talking to the mom?

>>570080831
You get a girlfriend online and never gets to meet her. She "dumps your sorry ass" (Were you even together from the start?), you cry then about she cheated on you and she ignores you.

You stalk her house and fucks her mom for some reason.

Ok.

I want to know the story how you got laid with her mom.

>>570082468

>you posting
>you making a funny joke

pick one

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>>570089196
No more nudes of the mother and I'm not going to post any of the daughter. I have gigs of the daughter though along with a bunch of videos. SORRY

This is an email her father sent me earlier today though, he only knows of the sexting. He doesn't know we actually fucked.

>>570089660
I'm 22, she's 18, her mother is 41 I believe, not sure about that one though.

I was not in any house of theirs. I live in Michigan and they live on Vancouver island on the west coast. I went there last month and was there for 3 weeks and stayed in a hotel/camped.

>>570090096
Maybe it's also fit to mention that her parents had ABSOLUTELY no knowledge of me even existing let alone her being with me before we had broken up. Which is why he says he never heard my name before the pictures.

>>570090096
I feel really sorry for the guy tbh

>>570090096

Not posting the daughter? After you showed them to everyone that it would possibly matter them being found by? Faggot OP!

>>570090096

Damn Mike, you are one stone cold son of a bitch.

Did you leak this to the dad yourself or did he find out on his own?

>>570090947
this guy has a point.

>>570090947
>>570091097
I didn't post anything all that bad actually and it was short lived. they were only up for about a total of 15 minutes.

>>570080831

>>girlfriend
>>never met
>>ended up fucking her mother instead

....I'm not seeing a problem here, anon. The fuck does this thread exist for?

>>570087572
there's no way you could really love her like you say you do. you leaked nudes of her because she wanted to break up with you for being an asshole, you fucked her mom, and you sexted her mom. there's no fucking way you love her

>>570091285
OP is clearly delusional.
>i loved her
>internet relationship 99% of the time
with that said, i give this thread a 7/10.
i want those pics of the ex, OP
sage'ing because we only have pics of the chubby mothers pussy.

>>570091273

Kek at breaking up a marriage?

>>570091273
Does there have to be a problem for there to be a thread?

>>570091285
I let my anger get the best of me, regarding the nudes. I realized my mistake quickly and took them down very fast though. Sure I fucked her mom but whatever, they're a lot a like and she reminded me of her, how does that mean I don't love her though? I had sex with someone else 4 months after breaking up and so that means I don't love her?

>>570091285
This Anon has a solid point.

You may think you love her, but it seems a lot more like infatuation.

They are not the same thing.

>>570091713
The point is not that you fucked someone after breaking up. The point is that you fucked her mother.

If you guys broke up, and 4 months later she fucked your dad, would you be okay with it?

>>570091720
I'm well aware of what infatuation is. I regret what I did with the picture thing a lot, I regret just about everything in the past 6 months or so. I didn't fuck her mom to hurt her, I don't want her hurt her ever, it just kinda happened.

I'm done explaining myself when it comes to that, I don't care if you don't think I love her or not. After almost 8 years of knowing her and almost 5 months of her acting like I don't exist, I know.

>>570092047
I understand what you mean but she's just another person. I didn't do it because it was her mother, she just happened to be her mother. I didn't do it for revenge or any of that bullshit.

sounds like his threatening you with violence. call the lawyer. delete the gym. hit the facebook.

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>>570090096
>im 22 shes 18
>dated for 2 years
>underage nudes
pedo

>>570090096
post the videos you fucking cunt

and put up the daughter on fucking mega

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>>570091672
Pretty much the best I'll give you. I don't have too many pictures, they're all long videos of her fucking herself and other things on skype.

>>570090096
yeah feel bad for dad. cant believe he is talking to OP like a real human

>>570092748
Exactly why I wont be posting many photos or videos. The majority of what I have is before she was 18.

She is very pretty, but her mom is wayyy hotter. Not from the pussy pics, talking about the pic you posted earlier.

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>>570093357

not sure if you already said it but...
how did you start chatting with the mother?

>>570094025
Well as I said earlier, her parents didn't even know that I existed until after we broke up. They found out about me and I started talking to them both a bunch for about 3 months, mostly the mom and then I decided to go there because I couldn't stand leaving it all how it was, I had to talk to her.

>>570093542
nvm she's kinda butterfacey.

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>>570094374
You think so?

>>570094254
whats her moms info ill find it eventually but itd just be easier if you told us

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>>570094641
You'll have to work for it. Not sure why you would want it but whatevs.

>>570094880
this feels more and more like a PA.

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>>570095206
PA?

Daughter also had a bunch of videos on youtube. Outfit of the Day, makeup, playing her flute, weird stuff like that. Also some ASMR videos. Although no one will find those.

Pic is mom really wanting the dick after I left. She was about to leave her husband for me lul.

>>570094880
can i atlease get middle names of husband and wife so i dont end up fucking with the wrong person

so many angela and kevin carpenters married

>>570095916
I actually have no idea what their middle names are.

>>570080831
LDR=NO GO
SIMPLE AS THAT, FAGGOT

>>570096109
did they ever live in utah?

>>570094616
YEP definitely.

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>>570095757
ASMR
oh god. i somehow stumbled upon those videos a week ago.
so goddamn weird
>mfw

>>570096342
she's beautiful, you're faggot. go back to your trap thread

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>>570096342
I don't really see it.

>>570096490
There are some really really weird asmr videos but a lot of them are just normal noises, a lot like those stupid jungle noises tapes some people listen to.

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keep fucking her. fuck her husband too. and her kids. why not?

>>570096109
her middle initial or maiden name starts with L I'm guessing

>>570096109
got it

you must be not that bad because kevin is a solid 7/10

or the dick is good

>>570096792
post more texts. this moms thoughts interest me

>>570096843
I have no idea where the L in that came from, I meant to ask but I never got the chance. I'm not sure of her maiden name or middle.

>>570096946
That's partly the reason she liked me so much, she loved my dick.

>>570097125
yeah texts are best part

>>570097125
I have to get them off my phone but you got it. Give me a min. You wont be disappointed, she was a bit weird... Even saying that she loved my scent while I was there lol.

AHAHAHAHAA

OP is one delusional cunt.

>OP acquires "online GF" who he never meets.
>OP decides to be an asshole and ignore "GF" for months on end (reason unexplained)
>"GF" reciprocates by then also not replying and generally ignoring (justified).
>OP gets mad that he is now being ignored and posts nudes of "GF" online (unjustified).
>"GF" breaks up with OP (justified)
>OP goes over to "GF's" place and fucks mom.

>OP continues to proclaim he loves "GF"

Wow.

>>570097842
This thread is topkek, well played OP

>>570092892
you should send them to her father, topkek

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>>570097125
>>570097352
How about that to start.

>>570098076
OP is 10/10 ruining one american family at a time

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>>570098197

>>570098312
Actually Canadian family

>>570098076
topest kek

OPs a faggot.

>>570080831
I'm in a similar situation op.
Been messing around with this soon to be divorced 31 yo. Her husband has a hunch I'm piping her and wants to destroy me. But he wants her back and he's too bitch made to fight me.

>>570098197
damn she rreally sounds like she was touching herself when she wrote this. Keep the steam engine running op

>>570098197
you should send the husband all the sexts she sent you just because the fucker threatened you. He should be happy you were around so he found out his wife's a whore sooner rather than later. Tell him that. What a stupid fuck. He married a whore. What a dumb fuck. I bet there were hundreds of warning signs.

My gf humped a guy in the bar in front of me so now I just use her as a fuck toy and I know I would never commit or marry her. She is a whore and will always be one. Loves cock too much to just stay with one.

>>570098615
Husband wrote in his email that he has already seen them.

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>>570098423
>>570098593

>>570098423
OMG!! even better, only cause Canadians are just funnier to fuck with

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>>570099112
Don't have too many good ones left... Forgot to ss some of the better ones that are gone now.

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>>570099112
9/10 thread OP....still needs nudes of ex or at least better pics of mother.

>>570099112
How come the mother of a daughter that was abused by you became to like you so much? Is the lust really that overwhelming? Or am i thinking too much into this and should just accept that some people will always be whores?

Op's a faggot.

>>570099439
damn this is getting interesting. keep going

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>>570099447
That's all the pics I have of the mother. No pics of ex are coming so if that's what you're waiting for then you're out of luck. Surry.

>>570099568 Wouldn't exactly say "abused" all I did was release some semi inappropriate pictures of her on the internet for about 15 minutes before taking them down.

If true: good show, OP. High five and all that. I also fuck my gf's mom on the side, gf doesn't know and neither does the dad. I swear, gf isn't a prude to say the least, but her mom is proper filthy. Watersports, painal, rainbow showers, torture, the works. One I forced her to wear some painful clips on her nipples during a family outing, heavenly.

I'm on phone but can greentext more stories if anyone's interested.

>>570099112
OP is master family ruiner lmao. I fucked a divorced lady ... like 42, she sells mary kay. Got a new boyfriend who's like 45 or so, he's sure I'm fucking her, and he's like a big buy, a steel worker! Always looks suspicious at me, cuz she hugs me like she wants me every time she sees me....we're from the same town.

I fucked her in the bathroom at a small party...she was sucking my dick on her knees....7.5 incher, like it's her best cock ever...I tried to pull her up to fuck her but she wouldn't stop sucking it. LMAO freaky old bitches. It's crazy though how I'm 24 and her sons are 16 and 19...I'm literally fucking their mom! HAHAHAHA I'd kill my mom if she did that to me. I'd literally beat the shit out of her for embarrassing me that much.

And now she ended up leaving him 2 weeks ago so now I see the bitch at the bar always shitfaced looking for young dick to fuck

>>570091713
fucking just anyone after you break up doesn't mean you love her. but fucking her /mother/ says otherwise.

>>570099821
its like she's fucking herself so hard, she doesnt know if it's happening now or not

i wish she would make up her mind on the tense though

>>570091713
>>570092252
"it just kinda happened"
if you loved her and her mother came onto you, you would have rejected her. and if you are the one who came onto the mother, that's even worse.

>>570091720
thanks anon

Op = Giant faggot. Hope dad breaks in a few of your faggot teeth

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>>570083920
Dude you are fucking retarded. Fucking troll. Girlfriend and never met? Known her for 7 y ars dated 2...but never met? Douchebag. Go anhero if you think that is normal.

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>>570100228
Why, she's just a person like any other.

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>>570080831
>>570082576
>>570090096
>>570095757
>>570098197
>>570098423
>>570099112
>>570099821
>>570100334
I like your style.

>>570100269
lol some young lad fucked your mum? Fag boy satisfy your mom and fuck her yerself if she's fucking the whole town fagboy. Or do you prefer the dick you gutless labia bacteria.

>>570100320
This.

>>570099439
I approve your behavior, OP. Thank you for sharing.

>>570099895
gopher it

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>>570100320
nobody said it was normal but it happened. We obviously had no plan on meeting each other until we were together and then she didn't want to until she was 18 and away from home which would have been last month. So yea.

Losing track of what I posted and what I haven't now so if I repost don't bitch.

>>570100334
Yea we all have this idea that older women are different, more mature, and are sexually different, or matured .They like older guys and just wanna be wined and dined and taken to a nice place to fuck, after dating for a month or two. Turns out most of them are just huge sluts who will fuck you the first night. LMAO

>>570090057
rekt

>>570100629
since shes still falling for you, why dont you ask for more nudes? this time with better angles

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>>570080831
Should of told him he's a good carpenter.

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Some daughter sext for the hell of it.

>>570100835
Most of these are a bit old, we haven't talked in about a week because I encouraged her to fix her marriage or at least try to. Like I said, I do love and care for her daughter, I don't really want her family to be fucked up.

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>>570101089
Don't think I posted this?

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How about some after the fact pics?

Cum guzzling shithead

>>570101089
ask for the nudes while she fixes her problem

I just came so hard to this
Thanks op
No more pictures of the mother?

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>>570101317
>>570101709
Nope, just those few.

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This one is funny.

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>>570102043

>>570102043
montrealfag here
the thought of this happening in my city makes this thread even better. 10/10 OP keep going.

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>>570102130

Aforementioned "scent" conversation.

>>570102250
It actually didn't happen in Montreal, they live on Vancouver island. But my ex just very recently left to go to McGill so she's in montreal now.

>>570102250
>in my city
did you even read the thread?

>>570102575
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>570080831
top fucking kek

>>570102912
oh yeah, what class number were you?

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>>570102515

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>>570102515

so give us the story of how you and her mom fucked OP!

we need details!

>>570102912
Never get old

>>570103317
>being this new

>>570080831
I know a Kevin Carpenter, are you him?

>>570102912
Calm down you 12 year kld. You aint a navy seal, you halo playing queermo.me fight me irl and ill show you how mu cheaper you can fight like ano. Fucking drink your cheap ass canadian bear faggit

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>>570103714
He is a trained gorilla warrior

>>570103634
If you are thanks for showing me this shitty site

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>>570103714
>drink bear faggit
>drink bear
>bear

>>570080831
Op, mess with the husband and say that you planned this out all along.

>>570094616
She's 18? Where does she live?
She looks like gf material.
>inb4 beta

Take a picture of your cock and send to husband

>>570080831
Hey man, he's making threats, report his ass.

>>570104350
LMAO what a pathetic slob. You like sloppy seconds? LMAO she'll be a slut just like her mom. She'll probably fuck her new bfs with her mom together. LMAO. I wish my mom was a fucking hot slut. I would try to get it on with her and one night when she'd be in real heat, I'd succeed. And then I'd treat her like a real fucking whore. That would be hot. And if I had a sister and she could join, even better.

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>>570103437 Out of texts anyways.

Kinda simple I guess. As I said earlier she came to my campsite the day after me and my ex finally met for the first time and we were just going to walk to the dog but I had hoped that my ex would come.. She didn't so her mom just came alone, we went for an hour long walk on the beach then when we got back to the campsite she just kinda took me in the tent, took off my pants and started giving me a blowjob. After which we fucked, it was a bit awkward but we talked for a little bit after that and then she left.

>>570104350 She's 18 but is now dating the arabic pussy she cheated on me with.

>>570104376 He's already seen the ones I sent to his wife.

>>570103973
>>570104059
You foriengers are all the same, thats why you dont have things like 4chan or facebook and have to use ours. Not feling so big and proper now are you?

>>570104651

neat

Do you have any more emails or texts from her husband? Did your ex find out?

>>570080831
HOW DID YOU JUST ACCIDENTALLY "ended up fucking her mother"??

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An old conversation I had with my ex about telling her parents about me, lul

>>570104885 I have some texts but not much from him, at least not from after he found out. As for the ex, she doesn't know as far as I know now. Although I did send her a message telling her earlier today actually, not sure if she even bothered reading it though because I'm pretty sure she just insadeletes anything to do with me.

>>570083949
Proceed to have good old family orgy.

>>570104730
I'm Jewish bro
FB and 4chin are both made by Jews
Why don't you goyim have things of your own? Like the atom bomb?

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>>570104615
>calls me pathetic
>posts that
>mfw

can anyone get over the fact that he says he loves his Ex but freaking fucked his mother?