crouching slavs thread
post those slavs
the humanitarian crisis in Ukraine has reached a new low
paranormal slavtivity
>>569029981
intense kek
>>569030298
this one is obligatory
>>569031297
toppest of keks
They probably have strong legs to be in that position all the time
slav wedding
>>569031994
>JsIs PvP
best ID ever
can anyone explain to me *why* this is so popular? for the slavs to be doing, that is.
>>569032260
it's their national sport
>>569029341
>>569032260
I'm Slav and I honestly have no idea. Seems like mostly eastern slavs (Russians, Ukrainians etc.) are doing this
>>569032260
mostly retarded russians
apparently stems from lack of seating in prisons
caught on as a trend
>>569032724
>Slav
>not sqauting
choose one
>>569029981
i lold
slavs suck at dota
>>569032085
So classy
>>569032260
yes i can explain
there is a slav crouching in all of us
you just have to find a comfortable position
>>569033131
>dota
>>569033503
*tips wodka*
>>569032874
>trollface on the wall
>>569033641
*vodka
>>569033746
*slavjuice
Haha I'm going to start doing this now
>>569033746
western slav spelling
>>569033960
leul
>>569033503
Its not the squat you do on the street but the squat you do in your heart.
>>569032260
It's very comfortable once you get used to it. It's like sitting without needing a chair.
>>569032085
>my sides are in orbit
Best thread I've seen this year.
>>569034180
>whole feet not on the ground
>calling them slavs
fake as fuck
Canadafag here.. what's a slav?
>>569033312
The famous Ginyu Squat
>>569034580
you don't have them?
ethnic group from Eastern Europe
>>569032154
wtf
they drink beer in this position? is there video proof of this?
>>569029341
??? ????
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>>569029341
master race thread, thank you OP, it is truly beautiful to behold my slav bros
>>569034794
is this close enough?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ6WUVXLeK8
>>569034865
I gasp in admiration of your crouching feats
>>569034773
I don't believe so.. what is so bad/great about them? I don't get ir
>>569029341
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>>569029341
I was walking by my schools cafeteria yesterday and there was a cook out there, crouching with a cigarette and that kind of hat on.
Why? Why is this a thing?
>>569029341
those are russians
hidden tiger squatting slav
>>569035094
thank you comrade
>>569035279
you wouldn't understand, it's a slav thing
>>569032960
>>569032260
I have no idea. I'm from Serbia, and people do it here. Probably trying to find a good position when you don't have to sit anywhere. Nobody knows. It's a never solved mystery.
I don't do it though, I'm a normal person.
>>569032312
slavic lands are the home of vampire myth. look at that cnuts nosferatu toes!
>>569035736
im from serbia too and no one does that why are you lying
>>569035736
hello Serbian friend
how goes kebab removal?
>>569029341
>>569032312
>>569036286
top kek
feet like a fucking bat
>>569032260
I do it and I'm from Finland. I'm not even a slav. I even wear the proper attire sometimes.
It's comfy to sit like that. I've always done it.
>>569036345
ne znam brate, ja znam ljude koji to rade. Mozda radimo manje nego drugi narodi.
>>569036352
murricans and jews are doing kebab removal now. We retired.
>>569033091
w8 a minute
why isnt that kurwa squatting
>>569035736
>From serbia
>normal
Choose one.
Probably they are not slav in general they are russian!
>>569035736
You are close. People do it because it's basically like sitting.
hurts my knees so bad wish I had superior slav knee genetics
>>569039072
It's pretty awesome to be able to sit where ever I want for how ever long I want without having to put my pants on the dirty ground. In a good squat the knees make for excellent arm supports too.
>>569032874
>trollfaec on le wall
>le playing le riki with le Sange and yasha
100% russian, ladies and gentlemen
>>569029341
Am I the only one who really likes watching slavs? Their fashion, how they dance, to their crouch. Sometimes I wish I could adopt my own slav and have him dance for me.
Requesting .gifs/.webms
Those who say it's comfy, how the fuck get your heels to touch the ground while your feet point forward in that position? I find it just plain impossible
>>569039946
>how the fuck do you get
Fixd asd
>>569035279
seriously though, why do they squat so much?
>>569039946
I've been doing this since I was like 12. I mostly do the highest level toestanding form. It's like the sensei way of doing slav squat.
>>569040179
It's comfy and you can sit without messing up your pants. Who the fuck wants to stand and smoke?
>>569029898
>>569030885
>>569030967
More like this.
I know there's a .webm of a slav wearing sunglasses with a talent for dancing.
>>569040454
Toestanding form sucks, at least standing up from it after a while
>>569040179
Chairs are expensive
>>569040795
I Do this form mostly and swap between support foot if I happen to squat so long that it's necessary.
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>>569029591
>>569040623
those two were all I had unfortunately
I want moar
>>569040454
Comrade, touch the ground flat with your feet. More natural
>>569041773
I know one of you has it.
Pls post slavs
>>569032260
I'm guessing they do it in winter months so their bum doesn't get wet from rain/snow.
>>569034891
TOPPEST OF KEKS
>>569033746
soon you will be telling me russian standard was made by mendeleev, and wodka* in general was invented by moskals
>>569032724
It's the natural idle position for humans and our closest evolutionary relatives. Very common in Asia and less developed countries as well. It's actually a lot healthier than sitting in a chair. It was a bit of a fad in the American South in the 40s-50s as well, inspired by their rural ancestors in places like the Ozarks and Appalachia who often lacked basic amenities like chairs.
>>569033312
>>569029341
Squatting is the natural position for defecation. Slavs are full of shit.
>>569042329
the best part is Duchovny is a Slav
DOBAR DAN
>>569044834
Vise je vece sad jebiga
>>569036345
this