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New loli thread
>>568785730
>>568785730
SR. YES SR. BONNER READY FOR SERVICE SRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
>>568786407
lewd
>>568785730
Good morning.
>>568787184
Ohaiyo gozaimasu, onii-chan.
Posting just to post.
>>568787379
Oh hey wait I know you, I'm Geo's boyfriend.
>>568787574
You did NOT have to tell me that.
>>568787574
Wait, what?
>>568787731
He told me about you. owo
>>568787891
Again, you don't have to tell me that.
Fuuuuck, I just remembered Geo's gay.
You did not have to remind me
>>568787967
Is something wrong?
>>568788045
Nothing, really, it's just a lot simpler when everyone's boyfriend is a straight guy.
>(unrelated: I don't have a lot of loli pics other than Cardcaptor Sakura, which I'm not even sure is loli, so I can't post a lot of pics)
>>568788195
Oh, sorry for the confusion. Did you know that Geo came to visit me and he's here now?
>>568788381
Please don't tell me
I'm not comfortable with knowing
>>568788520
You have got to tell me what you have against all of this.
>>568788661
I really don't talk to talk about it
Can we talk about something else?
I don't hate you, and I don't want to hate you, but I'm not comfortable with talking about that
>>568788764
all this drama wtf
>>568788764
Why not tripfag-kun?
Do homos bother you?
>>568788845
please no
>>568788845
I don't know about drama, I just know this guy isn't happy that me and Geo are together.
>>568788863
He won't offer any sort of explanation either.
>>568788919
haters gunna hate
>>568788919
>I just know this guy isn't happy that me and Geo are together.
No, I'm not mad about that.
>>568789039
I think it's kinda funny.
I mean, considering where we are.
>>568789076
>He won't offer any sort of explanation either.
>>568789076
and the plot thickens
>>568789139
I'm just a gay guy that likes the loli. :b
>>568789148
There's nothing inherent about homosexuals that bothers me, okay?
>>568789185
Can we stop being hostile towards each other already?
>>568789243
Hostile? Asking questions is a form of hostility?
>>568789243
I don't even know you I am not hostile I am simply interested.
>>568789243
I just want answers so we can clear this up. ;n;
>>568789435
I'm not comfortable with talking about it, and from the looks of it it's like you're mad at me
>>568789241
So am I.
>>568789243
No one is being hostile mate. We're just curious.
>>568789532
Very rarely do I get mad, let's use the word "Confused"
>>568789653
Okay.
You are confused, I can see that, but I don't have the heart to give you the explanation that will clear up that confusion.
>>568789723
Why not?
>>568789826
Let's just say I've been very unhappy with my life lately because of something related to homosexuality (again, nothing that's really inherent) and I've kinda been wanting to off myself.
>>568789937
You sound like you need to go talk to some one professional about that.
>>568789937
again I know nothing about you but maybe offing yourself isn't the bet choice
>>568790138
Alright, alright, it's time to put that behind us.
>>568789937
Yikes.
>>568790179
Yes, I got over that hurdle a couple weeks ago and this conversation is doing nothing but bringing it back.
Can we PLEASE talk about something else?
>>568790295
You sort of brought it up.
>>568790372
I was #triggered
>>568790418
Top lel
>>568790295
aight why do you like cardcapor sakura so much is it worth a watch?
>>568790418
Well anyways, my name is Colton, nice to meet you.
>>568790536
>>568790667
Nice to meet you two as well, if you guys go to loli threads often you'll probably see more of me.
>>568790536
I don't like her SO much, so to say, I just admire her cuteness.
I watched the entire anime a couple months ago, the first season was very dry, boring and repetitive, but the second season gets kinda interesting, and the third season features a shipping. I don't recommend watching it, really.
>>568790537
Hello.
I'll just refer to you by your screen name.
>>568790991
I lurk the night time threads mostly and help bump when they are dying
>>568791181
Oh well I had to wake up super early, gotta drive my boyfriend to the airport.
>>568790994
damn well guess i won't bother with it
You two niggers seriously killed my loli appetite right now with unironic /s4s/-tier reddit circlejerk banter.
Go fucking kill yourselves you worthless piles of shit.
Fuck you.
>>568790991
I'm usually online like 3 hours from now.
I don't remember seeing you around much though.
>>568791408
love you too bae
>>568791423
I'm pretty new to posting in the loli threads but I plan on becoming a regular.
So does Sakura count as loli?
>>568791636
Yeah, she does.
She was like in 4th grade right?
>>568791636
she seems pretty flat and small I would think so
>>568791721
She was 4th grade in the first season of the animu
>>568791740
Definitely a loli.
Plus she's got all those cute outfits going.
>>568791734
the only way to survive a nuke.
>>568791609
Do you go on the shota threads too?
>>568792002
Not really, shotas aren't really my strong point.
>>568792239
No? Oh well.
>>568792771
>>568793004
Do either of you have any adorable tan lolis? <3
>>568793312
Fuck.
>>568793362
I'm sure I have a couple.
>>568793443
Awesome, my loli collection isn't really that huge yet.
>>568793559
You'll get there.
Mine isn't really as big as I'd want it to either.
>>568793592
Also tan lolis are delicious.
>>568793839
I should really just create a folder for that.
>>568794012
That would be one glorious folder.
>>568794109
But for that I need to get organizing my folder, and that's gonna be one damn big mess.
does anyone have caps of the stories from the loli thread two days ago?
>>568794208
Sorry mate, didn't save them
>>568794204
I need to leave really soon to go take my boyfriend to the airport, so I think I'll take my leave here. Maybe I'll see you another time, take care.
>>568794410
That's alright.
Take care man.
>>568794208
Is it the one with the loli footjob?
>>568789534
NZ confirmed
>>568795570
New Zealand?
>>568794645
>>568790418
>>568789937
WAIT YOU WERE RAPED?!
>>568795735
No.
>loli
plebs with childish taste /pun
but seriously what the fuck
>>568795698
I don't know you just sounded Kiwi for a second.
>>568795961
No Kiwi here man.
>>568796052
Never is ;~;
>>568794410
Hey guys I decided I'd watch the thread from my phone. -Spiffey
>>568797182
central time best time
>>568797367
That icon at the top is Crazy Taxi too.
/r/ Anal beads
Is the thread dead?
>>568796301
is just lurking all the time
>>568794645
there were many stories..
captcha: Gentle Intercourse
>>568800031
pastebin dot com slash eiYDSayA
1/7
>>568799990
GTFO
suffer not a loli thread to remain uncapped
>>568800214
my nigga
>>568800557
can't read
jpg is a shit
>>568802091
see >>568800214
Open the pasta, and read it in your preferred text editor.
>>568802232
okay now stop posting it and post loli
or a doujin
this is shit
>>568802524
rude
>>568787967
Faggot-ass furfags stirring up shit for absolutely no reason.
Why am I not surprised?
>>568802576
Get to the point.
this thread sucks
I'll bump with content for a couple minutes in hopes of signs of life
>>568802727
>1 post from 3 hours ago
>is butthurt beyond hell
I didn't know pedos had such short temper.
>>568802867
This thread does kind of suck, I was hoping for some on-the-road loli enjoyment but this is really slow.
>>568802867
I really don't have any content to boot other than what I've already posted.
>>568802867
Sup /a/?
This thread does suck, but it's the asscrack of dawn in the civilized world.
lolicons are mostly nocturnal creatures, I've noticed
>>568802727
thanks for the reason.
>>568803219
I've never been to /a/, and 5 am is the best time to wake up.
Though I also dunno if I qualify as a lolicon; I'm only here for cute for cute's sake.
>>568803323
Lol, I don't mind fur, especially lolifur.
I dislike drama.
also moar
>>568803487
eh I got places to be but here.
>>568803387
My mistake, I recall you from the other night before you dropped the trip and assumed the temporary name. I could have swore you claimed animu but I'm obviously mistaken.
Cute for cute's sake is as good a reason I've heard for this hobby.
>>568803583
Bye bye!
>>568803734
>>568803918
Mornin' Spidey.
>>568803734
oh, sorry, I meant the animu tripfag threads on /b/ before the mods started nuking and sweep banning them despite them not breaking any rules.
Good reason to count as a lolicon though? I dunno. It's not really a hobby, either.
Besides, real kids are gross. The less realistic the better for lolis.
>>568803186
Oy mate, sorry for the knee-jerk reaction:
>>568802727
After actually reading the thread, you seem to have tried to diffuse the drama quickly.
plz forgive, and do not take my behavior as indicative of the /loli/ community.
>>568804232
Apology accepted, Captain Needa.
>>568804089
Ah, I see. And yeah, I'm fairly casual compared to the regs.
Mods = fags but at least they usually wipe pizza in a timely fashion.
I'd assume a name but for rule 18: Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
>>568804781
Well, it's for global rule 13 on the ban pages, but /b/ is exempt from global rule 13, and they even ban people who aren't posting with avatars or signatures. They ban everyone who knows other people by name because it "detracts from the anonymity" or something.
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>>568804781
Anything that can be labeled can also be loved.
I try not to make people hate me, which is why I didn't want to continue the "drama" you witnessed earlier. As much as possible, I want people to appreciate and enjoy my presence, even if I have no content to boot.
>>568804937
I think he's talking about Rule of the Internet #18.
>>568804487
I am so ashamed that I had to google that.
Where the hell did I put my pre-"special edition" VHS tapes? It's obviously been too long since I've seen the originals.
>>568804937
Almost no rules for us means almost no rules for the mods, too. Chaos ftw.
>>568805046
yer
Would you guys mind if I finished off the thread with a toddlercon dump?
>>568805046
Alex does loli threads too o.O
>>568805156
do it anon, my folder is a little low
>>568805046
He said "mods = fags", their justification is that it's for global 13.
I knew what he meant.
>>568805156
I would rather you didn't, but I can't exactly stop you.
>>568805141
It's not a big deal anyway, mods are too stubborn to let them stay, shitposters are too stubborn to just pack up and leave. Apparently IRC is too much work or something. Chaos has always been /b/'s MO.
>>568804994
Cheers, m8. See you around.
>>568805156
Go for it, mate. I gotta get ready for class.
>>568805320
Alright awesome. Prepare to commence fapping to toddler hotties. ;D
>>568805156
>>568805141
I've actually never seen the originals.
I've only seen the DVD release.
>>568805440
>>568805193
I originally came here about 7 hours ago, I just wanted to ask if Cardcaptor Sakura would count as loli or not, then one thing led to another and I figured hey, these lolicons aren't a bad bunch of people, so I'm considering staying here.
>>568805512
>>568805598
I don't come here very often, and post even less often.
>>568805512
I don't fap to them, just collect.
>>568805661
has anyone itt ever fucked a girl irl or would do it?
>>568805792
>>568805863
I would do it, still kissless virgin
>>568804060
>>568805863
Ate a pussy, would do more. have you?
>>568805939
thats sad anon. keep trying, grown up girls a shit
>>568805863
I am very strongly against child abuse and exploitation, assuming you mean a girl < age 18.
If you mean a female in general, then I honestly don't know how I would handle the opportunity if presented.
>>568806123
I have no desire to "get it" with younger girls.
>>568806057
yeh, i was freinds with her parents for a long time. she wasnt that young.
>>568806209
>>568806240
sealshoutinggay.jpeg
>>568806348
I like more mature women because they're physically more filled-out and satisfying to hold, and also because their life experiences may prove useful to me and improve my own life and character.
>>568806209
also there was no abuse or exploitation happening. people forget its possible to love a little one and not be a piece of trash. get outta this thread with your pseudo sjw crap.
>>568806645
>women
> their life experiences may prove useful to me and improve my own life
grow up
>>568806747
It's exploitation to have sex with someone who does not have a fully developed mind and hormones.
>>568806895
>>568806747
love and sex are different. You don't need sex to express love, by any means.
>>568807018
im able to love little girls.
also its not exploitation if u love them and they love you.
>>568807018
Sex isn't even at the top of my list of priorities - Emotional affection is.
However, I believe that kissing and sexual intercourse is a symbol of love.
http://svb.2chan.net/jun/b/src/1410676997505.jpg
>>568807205
Yes, it is. They don't have a fully developed understanding of love, or the purpose of sex. If you would fall out of love with them when they grew up, you aren't really in love with them, you're in love with the idea of them, which again, is exploitation. The age of consent in most places is 16 these days anyway.
This is also just my opinion. I know that should be immediately obvious, but people are stupid.
http://aug.2chan.net/may/b/src/1410782400164.jpg
http://svf.2chan.net/jun/b/src/1410671667888.jpg
http://svc.2chan.net/jun/b/src/1410681842023.jpg
http://svd.2chan.net/jun/b/src/1410671385932.jpg
>>568807246
gay
>>568807858
I don't see how
http://jul.2chan.net/jun/b/src/1410688625381.jpg
http://svf.2chan.net/jun/b/src/1410745097167.jpg
http://aug.2chan.net/jun/b/src/1410690378263.jpg
>>568807858
second
>>568807549
>If you mean a female in general, then I honestly don't know how I would handle the opportunity if presented.
says the guy who is presumably a virgin. also no body would "fall out of love with them" when they grow up. nobody is that much a fucking unfeeling robot.
http://svf.2chan.net/jun/b/src/1410785851237.jpg
http://jan.2chan.net/jun/b/src/1410689393430.png
http://feb.2chan.net/jun/b/src/1410603282585.jpg
>>568808041
I fail to see the relevance. Did you just need an excuse to poke fun at me for being a virgin?
And if that is the case, you can wait until they turn 16 to have sex with them. There's no laws against cuddling a 10 year old.
I can never find good loli of Misty from Pokemon, anyone want to help a brother out?
>>568808041
hahaha
http://feb.2chan.net/jun/b/src/1410699854820.jpg
http://jul.2chan.net/jun/b/src/1410693763788.jpg
>>568808271
That sounds incredibly gay.
>>568808271
i wasnt poking fun at you. i was just pointing out your apparent inexperience with with older women.
>>568808941
>>568808941
NEW THREAD
>>568808871
I have issues with sexuality. I would rather not talk about it, if you don't mind.
I do have experience with psychology, though not much, for what that is worth.
I'd also like to clarify that I don't think you're wrong for thinking this way, just giving my opinions on the matter, which you did not address from my last post. Shall we continue this in the next thread, or would you rather drop it?
>>568809156
either way is cool anon
>>568809156
>And if that is the case, you can wait until they turn 16 to have sex with them.
seriously dude, are you actually attracted to little girls at all?
>>568809156
i mean, for what purpose should you wait if your only going to be there anyway when they turn 16?
>>568809978
no, I'm not. I just try to make a fair case for both sides of the argument. It is somewhat shallow to love someone foremost for their body.
>>568810092
Because their body, mind, and hormones are not properly developed. They don't know how consent and biology work. Like I said earlier, love and sex are different, and there are no laws against cuddling a ten year old.
You have to give the inexperienced the benefit of the doubt. If they regret the decision in the future, their life will be impacted by it, and yours will very likely not (in the case that there were no laws in place against it.)
I've got the puke green ID in the next thread if you wanna keep going. Polite sage because my post is massive and nobody cares about our conversation in a capped thread.
