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Captured this gecko, 37 decides what do. Op will deliver. Inb4
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Captured this gecko, 37 decides what do. Op will deliver.

Inb4 op is 37, will release into wild.
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Roll for lizard in anus
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>>568767437
Op better fucking deliver fucking winrar!!
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>>568767437
yes!
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>>568767437
kek

niggers
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op is a faggot
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Op stick that motherfucker up your ass already
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>>568767437
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>>568767437
That fucking winrar
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>>568767437
Op will deliver... 393 keep bumping anons while I figure out how to do this
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>>568767437
DO IT
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>>568768541
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Àa
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>>568767437
Great thread so far.
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>>568766980
You tried giving it sunflower seeds?
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Grabbing the lube now
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>>568767437
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Stick it in your Angus OP
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>>568767437
that was fast...
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/b/ what write on the proof stamp
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OP
Leave his legs in tact so it will wiggle in your butthole.
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Make it bite your dick, provide pics
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>>568769593
>>568769616
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>>568769541
Anuszilla
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toasting in potentially epic bread
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>>568766980
m8 OP if you need to, chop it up, put it into a sealed plastic bag/condom and then put it in. Sometimes lizards can be difficult.
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>>568769872
this
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>>568769593
this is my sKINK
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>>568767437
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>>568769872
Seconded.
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>>568769541
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I want to put this bastard in my ass without chopping him up
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>>568770257
just keep in mind, once he gets fecal matter on him, he's good as dead anyway. He will become ill and die.
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>>568770257
so you want to keep it when that poor thing has been in your anus?
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>>568770257
Lube it up, slide it in.
Preferably mouth first
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OP BUT YOU HAVE TO KEEP HIM AND CALL HIM ANGUS.
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Alright /b/ I'm going to put this lizard up my ass
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>>568770257
>>568770257
>>568770257
>>568770257
>>568770257
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090317045056AAwL4V9


"I've had a leopard gecko for a couple of months now, and I've been picking her up alot more often and letting her eat out of my hands (i do clean before and after). I've herd you can get lukemia or sometghing from touching them in the wild, i bought mine from a petshop. Can i get sick from holding her too much or something?"
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>>568770419
no I want to see the mouth sticking out of the pooper
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>>568770489
Gunna have to agree with this guy, keep him and name him Angus
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>>568770693
Fair enough
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>>568770610
Do it!
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We don't need a fucking time stamp, it's not as if there are lots of lizard-up-anus pictures on the internet you can steal.
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>>568770257

add some lizard food in your asshole, so that little bastard will get automatically attracted to it.
Relax your spincter muscles, let them go loose, and you too will become one within the universe
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>>568770886
Duly noted, lizard up ass coning soon
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>>568770886
Says the guy who wants to make a new thread in a month and says he did it
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ib4 op says he had to be rushed to er for lizard tearing up his ass
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>>568771085
>>568771085
>>568771085
>>568771085
this guy uses his head.
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>>568771074
rip in peace angus
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Better go head first, else you risk scaring him and he might drop his tail and leave it behind... forever...
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>>568771209
My father told me to use it
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I am so excited.
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Holy shit OP how long does it take to shove a lizard up your fucking pooper
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Toasting in potentially epic bread
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>>568766980
Eat it
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Updated pic
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>>568771249
9/15/2014 nevar 4get. it's about time something tragic happened in le september, 9/11 was good xDDDD edge
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>>568767437
Straight to the fucking point
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Bump again for interest
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>>568771531
anuszilla stamp or confirmed fake
stop thinking about it and just do it, OP
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>>568771531
it looks like it's covered head to toe in fordyce spots
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OP LET HIM LIVE THROUGH IT AND CALL HIM ANGUS THE PET
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op is a faggot
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If OP actually delivars one of you fags need to archive
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Up your ass faggot
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>>568771793
Agreed
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OP is too much of a scared little faggot to follow through.

/thread

move on
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>>568771793
This so much.
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>>568766980
you can still finagle your way out of this. Just do something worthy of my time.
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OP never delivers.
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Toasting in this buttery bread. Also waiting for OP to delivar
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a janitor will come by if the thread isn't active very soon.
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Getting impatient
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op if you are too fag to do it raw put in condom lube and put in pooper
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delivar faggot
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>>568771954
Lies, the was the one with the lazer printer and the dog tags
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Hurry up anon up the ass it goes
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It's not as if this is complicated, it is only a matter of willpower.
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>>568772167
Spread them cheeks
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op delivers
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>>568772167
first
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>>568772167
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>>568772167
That's not a real Gecko you sneaky nigger
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>>568772167
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>>568772167
this wasn't nearly as satisfying as I thought it would be
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why did the lizard get smaller?

Not the same one
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>>568772167
oh fuck yeah
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>>568772167
YISSSSS
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>>568772167
armpit
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>>568772167

You win the internet today
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>>568772276
where the fuck do you think you are, kid?
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>>568772273
This.
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>>568772167
How does it feel?
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>>568772167
looks fake as fuck
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>>568772167
oH LORDY
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>>568772167
Eh
Spread cheeks and do it again please OP
I want to see his cute little head air-tightly lodged in that right asshole of yours with only his arms, legs and tail visible
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>>568772167

Oh dear jeebus>>568772137
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glorious
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>>568772167
Okay
would still appreciate timestamps
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huh look at that
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>>568772167
Lizard is kill :(
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Cut the gecko open and show inside it with timestamp to show everyone it's real.
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>>568772167
Looks pretty fake.
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>>568772167
oh dear
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>>568772463
this
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Someone archive this shitttt
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Rollin 4 rape
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>>568772167
Your new name is the lizard man
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>>568772167
Congrats now put it back where you found it nigger
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>>568772452
dissect angus!
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>>568772463
Seconded
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>>568772452
N-NO...
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>>568772463
Godamn fuckin heaven
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>>568772167
not a real geko faggot, try again.
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>>568772137
win
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>>568772167
Pretty sure that is a fake gecko in a fat armed armpit. The pubes shown are NOT anal pubes, those are weak little fucking armpit hairs.
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>>568772452
all the more reason to cut that shit open it's autopsy time
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>>568772452
no
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>>568772167
We need a clearer picture.
Spread dem' cheeks.
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>>568772167
LOL that is so fake
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GEKO IN ARMPIT
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>>568772167
A small step for asstronaut Gecko!
A giant leap for Lizzardkind!

First in Uranus
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>>568772676ANON IS FUCKING RIGHT
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Sit on the couch with the gecko and watch the money moneyball with eating popcorn. Then jerk each other off and put whipped cream between your toes and let the gecko lick it off. (Do last part after credits roll) Post progress pics throughout
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>>568772676
I agree with the fake lizard, but thats an ass. And this are the pubes of his balls.

No armpit looks like that.
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>>568772676
now that you mention it, it does look EXACTLY like that.
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Niggers I just had a gecko up my ass... What more do you want?!?;?;
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>>568772452
We need timestamp to know that OP is not pulling some faggotry
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Spread cheeks. Now.
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>>568772452
Dead or alive. Spread the cheeks. Naow.

Then you will get your cookie OP.
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OP is not going to deliver guys proof is made of pudding.
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>>568772898
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>>568772951
I want you to cut it open to prove it is a real gecko.

Don't worry though I know it was really your ass and not an armpit, i saw the curve of your buttock.
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>>568772951
Timestamp feg
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>>568772905
>>568772898
and if u look behind you see a water bowl for an animal. do you see the angle his ass would have to be at to get this picture
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>>568772827

a million times this

that looks like a fucking plastic lizard or some shit
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>>568772951
I've seen enough asses in my time to know that's an ass and not an armpit... i believe you OP
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>>568773041
thatstrue
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>>568772951
This.
>>568772463
Do this one last thing, OP and this will be a legendary thread.
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>>568772167
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>>568773054
Forgot picture lol
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>>568772780
Never seen that gif before
Fucking kekd hard
Just thought id let you know
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>>568772167
OP DELIVERED!!!
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>>568772898
I haven't laughed so hard in a while but yeah fake Gecko nice try jewboy
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>>568773107
confirmed OP is faggot
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>>568773171
Okay. Possible.
Has to be a fat OP then
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I don't think OP will give me the proof I need...

>inb4 picture of toy gecko cut open and smothered in ketchup
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And here is how brown nosed the little fucker is noe
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>>568773539
Is he dead? Cut him open dammit!
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HURR DURR DELIVER OP YOU FAGGOT YOU WONT DELIVER HURR

>op delivers

HURR DURRR DATS FAEK OP YOU FAGGOT FUCK YOU
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>>568773539
Picture of Armpit without lizard for proof
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>>568773712
This
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>>568773642
No he's not dead surprisingly
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>>568773539
Bullshit, timestamp in anus or GTFO
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>>568773539
timestamp with it cut open or an hero faggot
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>>568773539
put ass gecko in mouth
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>>568773789
Maybe just cut off his tail? It'll grow back.
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>>568773539
Eat it.
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>>568773539
Now the science time comes.
Open that majestic creature.
Please separate the tongue from the rest of the body.
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>>568773539

dat pube
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hey guise, what's going on in this thrOMG
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>>568773712
This would be applicable many years ago, you seem to have forgotten that this is 2014 nigger
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K I'll do another with timestamp, give me 5 minutses coronet ghtyp
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>>568772452
>>568773789
OP is just trying to avoid cutting open the lizard for proof.
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It's beautiful
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>>568774072
We need to see some confirmation it is a real lizard, so remember to cut the lizard.
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>>568774072
Don't forget to spread your cheeks.
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>>568774072
Nah don't kill it man it's all good let the fucker live so it can tell it's friends to not go to your house since apparently you put things in your ass.
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Fucking capped
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god tier thread archived

http://4archive.org/b/thread/568766980
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>>568773539
>still convinced OP just stuck the gecko in his fatass armpit
>green/brown shit on gecko's head came from OP's smelly dirty fat fucking cess-pit
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>>568774072
that little fucker did well already, release him.
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>>568774289
kekd
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im not buying it.


you didnt put jack up your pooper, OP.

now put that gecko where it belongs.


up your bootychute.
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>>568774289
Fucking nearly died of laughter
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>>568774680
What he said.
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>>568772167


BWUAAAAAHUAHH
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Guys, it's real for Pete's sake, see this shit on gecko's head and ass hair on it's body.
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For the love of god archive this.
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>>568775213
holy shit
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>>568775213
NO ANUSZILLA?! FUCK YOU OP, FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITH A GECKO.
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>>568775213
Nice armpit fatso
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>>568775213

DAD
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>>568775332
You've done well. I think I believe it's a real gecko.

I think, I believe in you, OP.
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>>568775213
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>>568775213
This fucking guy loves it. You fucking lizard shitter you
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OP delivered. Thank you for making my night so much more interesting
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>>568775213
Okay. Flattest butt I've seen so far but conirmed...
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fake
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haha.
like how this because a discussion about ops armpit.

> op never delivers
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>>568775213
>>568775332

OP YOU ARE FUCKING GOD
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Neat. Now eat it.
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Its inbetween his legs
Not in pooper
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>>568775046
>go get dirt
>rub on gecko's head
>pull armpit hairs, apply to gecko
>fool errbody
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>>568775213
thank you based op
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>>568773431
>>568775213
Well, i take back what I said. OP is a god.
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well shit.
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>>568775332
I believe in you OP.
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>>568775213
Today OP was not a faggot.
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>>568775213
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>>568775213
>>568775332
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>>568775332
I'm sorry I doubted you.
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New roll for sticking his head in your head

if you know what I mean
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>>568775213
Confirmed OP's flat ass delivered
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>>568766980
based lizard man
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>>568775332
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This is why I still come to /b/. Thank you, OP. Now I can sleep happily.
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>>568775687
kek
I swear this is my exact reaction to pretty much everything on /b/
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I cannot deliver any harder, I literally stuck a gecko up my ass
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>>568775332

still waiting for cheek spread.

youve gone this far, not much else to lose.
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15-09-2014 never forget
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>>568776005
Put tail up peiner hole
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>>568775332
>>568775213
Are you proud of yourself? Do you feel good? Blissful even? What a big man you are right now.
You must feel like one cool cat right now with all attention on you.

But I'll tell you what... One day you're going to look back on this and say.. "hey maybe I shouldn't have done that."
And when you think that, I'll still be laughing at you.
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Welcome to archive land op. Your ass and gecko will live longer than you. How great is that feel?
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>>568776078
rawl
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>>568776084
Shut the fuck up
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>>568772167
OP just made history
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>>568776142
I'll post spread cheek in a bit
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>>568776078
Fucking newfags
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thank you op.
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>>568775213
>>568767437
Since when was the 'anus' just the butt crack?

OP you faggot I am disappoint, and the rest of you niggers have gone soft for letting this slide.
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>>568776142
post the archive pic pls
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get this fucker next
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>>568776275
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>>568776481

>>568774292
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>>568775332
top kecko OP
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OP is no fag
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Release it and name it Columbus.
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>>568776084
Faggot
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Haven't seen epic bread in a while. Thank you based OP.
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>>568776084
Are you proud of yourself? Do you feel good? Blissful even? What a big Faggot you are right now.
You must feel like one cool scat eater right now with all attention on you.

But I'll tell you what... One day you're going to look back on this and say.. "hey maybe I shouldn't have done that."
And when you think that, I'll still be laughing at you. You are a Faggot.
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>>568776084
>one cool cat
lel
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I'm glad I was here to see this
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>>568777249

Go back to leddit.
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>>568777279
Lol are you gay?
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>>568777379
ok
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I have a hairy ass
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>>568777519
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>>568777519
I don't see a purpose to that seeing as there is no gecko
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Someone, archive this.
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Umm... wheres the freakin gecko hangin out of it???
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>>568777519
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There will be a gecko
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>>568778234
OP you nigger
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>>568778234
nigger
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>>568777519
Vomitted / 10
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>>568778234
Nigger there better be
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>>568767437
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>>568778234
do it already you nig nog
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