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Yo this is OP babysitter, old thread pruned

>pic related, TV battery up my ass

>21, 48, 72, 91 decide
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cum on panties of the woman
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>>568517283
OP delivered
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pee somewhere speshual in the house
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>>568517515
This OP always delivars
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Unscrew all the light bulbs in the house
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Did you cum in the milk yet?
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>>568517283
toplel
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Lick kid's mom's panties
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>>568517583
NOW!
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eat all their food until you barf.
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>>568517679
Shit, forgot, i'm on it.
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lick lil girls dirty underwear
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>>568517501
reroll
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>>568517628
Find this person and anally rape him with the leftover batteries. Please.

(And then put the lightbulbs back in.)
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>>568517283
remote control in your puss
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Rollin for an upperdecker
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>>568517283
let the kid your babysitting to lick the battery
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>>568518031
this
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put the battery on eBay and link ad so i can buy
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>>568517991
winrar
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put 'jesus isn't real' on every envelope you can find
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>>568517991
Another upper decker.
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>>568518110
roll
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Milk stain on one of the mother's panties
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>>568518425
reroll
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>>568517679
Done!
OP always delivars
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>>568518709
LEGENDARY
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>>568517991
I don't have another one in me, but you get a free reroll for whatever you like.

But hurry, parents home soon.
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Was there any proof he's actually babysitting? Didn't see other thread.
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>>568517991
newfag it already happend don't you see everypost on every thread yet?
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>>568518709
Son, you've made me proud.
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>>568518709
OP is confirmed bestfag
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pick you fav post and do it
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>>568518709

>remember the day when OP was not a complete faggot
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>>568519013
OP here, I can post proof of babysitting if you like?

Parents just texted me, home in 23 mins. Hurry up guys!!
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wipe ass with bed sheets
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Post pic of kid... I will leave it to the others to decide what nature
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Leave BBC-porn in the autofill on google
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>>568519268
Sleeping child.

Time pressure, quick guys!!
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flip all available furniture upside down
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Dick near child face has been done yet ?
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Did you cum on the kids toothbrush yet?
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Stick the kids favorite toy up your B-hole
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you sick fuck
MODS
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>>568519640
put your dick near the kids face... post photo
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>>568519814
rerolling
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>>568519758
Rollin
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Jizz in parents bed.
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>>568517283
Write "I love childporn" on your forehead!
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>>568519662
reroll till get
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>>568519845
Get out of my thread you faggot
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cut your penis, cook it then eat it
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>>568519929
>Did you cum on the kids toothbrush yet?
rererolling
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>>568519662
get 91
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>>568519758
roll
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'Jesus is a nigger' in the books
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rest dick on the childs lips.
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tell the parents everything you did
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>>568520091
.rar
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Is this a fucking dude?
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>>568520091
winrar
also reroll >>568519662
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>>568520091
Winrar
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>>568520091
Shit winrar!

Just came in the milk, can we have something non shit or cum related as i'm all out of both.

You get a free reroll on me
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>>568520091
WINRAR!
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>>568520171
The kid is 10 you fucking sicko.
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>>568517991
winrar
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Post a pic of kids mom panties.Just do it faggot time is running out don't care about the 48 or 91 just fvking do it and have my respect.
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>>568520296
just have your dick and the kids face on the same pick
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>>568519946
re roll
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>>568520314
Why are there so many moralfags in my thread, summer is fucking over
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I'll give in. Unscrew them light bulbs.
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>>568520296
Fine.
See:
>>568519915
or
>>568517886
or
>>568517628
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>>568520393
sure it´s all about your respect anon
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>>568519662
reroll
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>>568520053
lelorr
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pay $20 to my paypal
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Fart in random bottles
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wtf is going on in this thread
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>>568520393
This is quite a reasonable request, let's go
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>>568520470
Dick on kid's mouth isn't moralfag. That I have to explain that.
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i really just want you to flip all the furniture in the house damn
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>>568518709
some1 screencap this
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>>568520470
you are fucking scum
MODS
MODS
MODS
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>>568517886
reroll
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>>568520685
this thread is win
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>>568520685
ITT OP refused my winrar and is taking way too long doing my new winrar.
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tell parents what you did then post reactions
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>>568520393
this this this
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>>568520748
i see 48
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steal all of the family pictures
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I missed 1st thread, someone fill me in?
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Laundrybasket, lick dirty underwear. Doesn't matter who's
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>>568520517
Lightbulbs it is nigger
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>>568517283

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At2Jz4VR9BY
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>>568520930
And furniture, because why the fuck not
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>>568520906
op babysitting kid fell asleep, we roll he does

has came in milk, took all the batteries of anything he could, and left an upper decker
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>>568520930
NO DAMMIT I CANT FAP TO LIGHTBULBS
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I missed the 1st thread, can sum1 fill me in?
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>>568520720
Here's a bra, i'll search for panties as I do the lightbulbs
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rolling for furniture upsidedownsturning
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>>568521142
Homo.
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Hey OP, you left nice exif in your pictures.
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>>568521146
>>568521146
Show child naked
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>>568521142
this please
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>>568521142
He came inside the little girls anus and the mods deleted the thread.

Also,
Reroll: >>568521208
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>>568521146
>i'll search for panties as I do the lightbulbs

You are a god among men.
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>>568520790
The light bulbs have begun
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>>568521067
thanks
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>>568521295
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>>568521142
See this
>>568521235

ya fucking homo.
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>>568521208
>>568520748
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>>568521349
so close, reroll
> rolling for furniture upsidedownsturning
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>>568520296
Mix up the spoons and forks like an edgy faggit
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>>568520748
OP here, on it like a car bonnet
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tell parents what you did then post reactions
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>>568521208
rolleroll
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>>568521473
Keep always beeing one late of OPs numbers, ugh.
Reroll
> rolling for furniture upsidedownsturning
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>>568521491
this
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Shit....op not totally gay today.
If you have time, write 42 somewhere.
Somewhere it won't be found imidiately, but will sooner or latet
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>>568521546
Drip pee on the girl
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>>568521473
So fucking close again! Come on OP, respect that nigger
>also rolling for upside down furniture
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This has been very entertaining, thanks for the lols, OP
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>>568521491
We got a zip file
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>>568521645
wtf is gay?
get the fuck out of my interweb
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> im watching you hit the refresh button
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Write candlejack on the wa-
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Put sugar in the fuel tank of any vehicles that happen to still be at home, or their yard equipment otherwise.
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>>568521491
Shit, 91 get, this is happening


You monster
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>>568517283
Cum on childs face, post pic of it
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>>568521473
Worth a try
rerolling >upsidedownsturningfurtingure
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>>568521967
This but in the power outlets. Ants will commence.
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>>568521982
My OCD !!!!!!!!!!!
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>>568521982
kek
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>>568521967
Pour sugar fucking everywhere

Also, good job
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Find parents 'adult toys' and place in kids toybox
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>>568517283
Phone the parents and give them a detailed account of what you've done in the last 2 hours.
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>>568521982
The lights off yet, slave?
You had to use the blits so Im going to assume they are, and you're not telling us.
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>>568522224
Rolling
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>>568520790
I recharged, the toothbrush got it. Now stop complaining you nigger
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> find speakers
> place near kids ear
> play sanic theme tune
> post aftermath
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>>568521982
op, you will never be the babysitter of that kid again.

pour salt into sugar
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>>568522197

THIS!!
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>phone parents
>say in deep, creepy voice: "have you checked the children?"
>hang up
>lol
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>>568522380
Dude. Im white. You're being a faggot right now OP. I though we were cool.
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>>568522430
rolling
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>>568522380
Shit nigger, they're going to notice that one

I'm late, someone list what OP has done so far
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>>568522391
Winrar
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>>568522476
roll
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>>568522430
I'm moving to the other end of the country on Tuesday, IDGAF. I just need to not be found out until I have left the house
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>>568522572
nice winnar
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>>568522391
IT CANT BE
OP IF YOU WILL DO THIS WE WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER
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>>568522572
winrar
>>568522591
doublecompressedzipfile
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>>568522380
You sir are legend.

Also, put goatse as the desktop background on the family computer
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>>568522591
this
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>>568522689
are you going to deliver flipped furniture?
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>>568522591
Upper decker
Batteries out of remotes
Cum in milk
Battery up ass
Jizz on toothbrush
Mixed the silverware up
Idk could be more
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>>568522663
again
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>>568522380
Ok im done. This thread is legendary
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>>568521295
burn in hell...

slowly....
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>>568522591
You wins hurry
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>>568522689
show some pictures of the mom and panties
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>>568522861
one more
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>>568522689
well than good luck until then. you are a good op. will remember this for a while
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>>568519915
relling for this
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>>568522804
>upper decker

Oh shit nigger

He's going to get sued hard

>>568522950
And cover the kitchen in sugar
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>>568523061
rererolling for that
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Fuck you, OP.
You are everything wrong with this world
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all must be capped for future generations
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>>568522197
roll
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>>568522689
Collect all the bread and flush it down the shitter
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>>568522791
Double 91?? Fuck, looks like i'm gonna have to do this.

Also parents overdue by 10 mins, we're on thin ice here guys
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>>568522689
Flip furniture OP, you've come far enough
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everything in this thread all of it
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dick on top of child's face
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>>568522958
THIS
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>>568521982
2far/10
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Wake child up
Tell her to pee on you
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Shut off the main line in the breaker box. They'll get home and wonder why nothing works. Then they'll hit the breaker box.

Then they'll wonder why none of the lights work, becuase you removed all of the bulbs.

Double lulz.
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>>568522551
>I'm white
No you're a nigger AND a newfag.

GTFO
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>>568523236
get
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Pour sugar into the bottom of cupboards and drawers, inside whatever computers might be present etc.
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>>568523242
roll
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>>568523361
wow. youre mean. why you gotta be so rude? im human tooo~~
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answer the door naked
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>>568523191
winrar
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>>568523191

win
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>>568523206
Fridge magnets on the hard drive quickly
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Download CP on their computer
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>>568523236
reroll
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>>568523224
thiss
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>>568523489
>open the door naked
*with a condom on
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>>568522802
It begins...
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>>568523491
winrarannouncingwinrar
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posting in legendary thread
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>>568522380
OP, you are a legend
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>>568523601
op delivers again
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Is this real life
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>>568523581
>>568523489
these
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steal panties on way out
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>>568520171
roll for 72 come on based god
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someone better have had screencaped the previous thread, niggers
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This shit is too good, also are there any pets, dog fish whatever
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Put your gentiles into the butter
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>>568523601
wont parents notice this shit when they come in??
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>>568523601
Im sorry for being such a faggot OP-semitruck
I really do love you.
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>>568523601
ITS HAPPENING!
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>>568523601
oh shit nigger
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>>568523318
reroll
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>>568523752
or is this just fantasy
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OP will be a legend
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>>568523601
End it by opening the door just in mom's bra and panties.
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>>568520171
72 get
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>>56852375
this but leave naked too and wink at dad and shit batteries out
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pout ketchup on babbies bed
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dick on kid's face
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you know the more you do this OP the more I think that that's actually your kid and house and your actually a master at making shit up
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>>568523601
Give this man a medal!
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OP here, sugar-salt commencing

>tfw it's hard to find this shit in the dark
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Someone needs to screencap this. It is one to go down in history.
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>>568523601
you magnificent bastard
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>>568523791
Nah didn't miss too much. Upper decker only.
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>>568518709
they might have hidden cams, people usually do that because of people like you.

also fake and gay, prove that theres a child in the house.
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>>568523489
rollin
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rest your dick on the childs lips
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look for a sextape and post it here
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>>568524003
where are the panties?
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>>568520171
reroll, watch this 72
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>>568523601
take a shit and smear it all over the walls
do it fgt get
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>>568523978
I'm 18, I don't got no kid.
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>>568523757
these
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>>568523915
Reroll
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>>568523318
rolan again
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>>568524082
Already did fag
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>>568521208
lolOL at photo
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>>568523601
>mfw this is OP's house and he can do wtf he wants because it's his house.
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>>568521295
this
>>568522937
don't be a faggot white knight.
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cook all the food
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mega-powered-roll
>>568523318
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Has anyone else noticed that all the gets have been on 91?

Also, answer door in mom's undies
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>>568524091
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>>568520171
come on baby 72
and you have to literally cum on the baby
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>>568524082
I already sent a pic of the kid sleeping, didn't want to get too close in case he woke up as I photograph him in bed for obvious reasons
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>>568517283

>Vomit in kettle

>boil kettle

>lid off

>post video
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>>568524267
should mention still an 8/10 for going out of your way to entertain us.
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>>568524091
WINRAR!!
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>>568524091
rollen
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>>568524181
this when parents get home wink at dad n shit out batteries and say room for u big boy
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OP I love you for doing all that
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>>568524291
kek
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>>568523191
>>568523491

Double Winrar, don't let me down op
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Cut the soft part out of every bread so only the crust remains
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>>568524376
getting closer 72 get
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>>568524152
Shit, I forgot, resuming search.

I try my hardest to be a good OP
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>>568524291
you mean deepfry it? murican way to do it
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