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I was trying to practice a solo and I accidentally my guitar.
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I was trying to practice a solo and I accidentally my guitar.
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I managed to get out, but then I got thirsty and I accidentally a coke bottle.
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I own a farm, so after a beverage, I went to tend to my horse and accidentally the sneeze.
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I got tired of accidentally everything, so I made dinner to sit and think things through, but I accidentally my dinner too.
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After dinner I decided to go for a walk, so I grabbed my shoes, but accidentally not my pair.
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While out for a walk, I began to have to pee very bad. I stopped at the nearby gas station and I accidentally the stall hard.
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You're a sick man OP, and you have my pity.
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Once I arrived back home, I was feeling pretty bad. I knew some video games would cheer me up, so I busted out my Nintendo, but I accidentally the game.
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>>568408943
what song are you playing?
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I've had it. I need to hang out with someone. I decided to call this girl up that I've had a crush on for quite some time now to hang out. She came over and as soon as she entered her gauge got accidentally too hard.
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>>568409474
If it doesn't work at first try blowing it
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She left abruptly. I couldn't blame her. I realized I had some crabs left in the fridge, so I cooked one up, but I accidentally my meal.
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Is this actually happening?
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The crabs and the chicken had started to mess up my stomach. I went to the bathroom and my balls accidentally so hard.
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>>568409715
Ow
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I finally thought of one thing that would cheer me up. I love arts and crafts. I was feeling very artistic, so I took out some coloring tools. I accidentally the scissors.
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what the actual fuck is happening in this thread
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somebody save this fucking thread, this is a once in a lifetime experience
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>>568409715
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>>568408943

That guy is really "shreading it".

ba-dum-tsssh
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My pee pee became very sore from today's accidentally. I went to my room, got my favorite cassette, and accidentally the music genre.
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How can this keep happening OP? I know accidents happen, but holy shit are you unlucky.
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I've had it. I've lost all of my appetite. Today needed to be over, but I figured I would be able to get down a piece of toast before the day was over. I accidentally the toaster hot.
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>>568408943

Why didn't you accidentally your dick and do the rest of the world a favor?
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Laughed.
OP made my night.
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what the fuck is going on
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Shit OP you must be a dum dum
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>>568409917
Ahhhhhhhh
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>>568409474
I accidently the game to op...
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>>568409581
>If it doesn't work at first try blowing it

It fuckin always works
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did you accidentally the plasma ball too?
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one time i this
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>>568409992
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>>568409715
You are trapped now.
If you try to stand up, you will yank your balls.
There is no escape.
gg no re
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and then i was all like
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>>568409505
I doubt it was anything specific. Looks like he was just dicking around.
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>>568408943
You had one job anon. One fucking job. Goddamnit music dick
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>>568409715
kek'd hard
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Holy shit OP, how the fuck can you live like this
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OP make it stop
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Made me chuckle. would out of laugh 10 again 8
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>>568410038
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God Damn... summer is finally over. Salud OP.
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>>568409715
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>>568409715
that shit hurts, i have larger and low hanging fruit and i've pinched my nuts if i sat too quick. damnit that hurt like hell

>holyfukkinshit.jpg
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>>568410387
And what specimen of marine life might this be?
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I accidentally the whole fleshlight
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>>568410995
A penis cut in half.
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>>568409715
Holy fuck, my balls just receded into my pelvis.
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>>568408943
Good. Fucking. Thread.
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>>568410995
a sea squirt of course
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tell me someone saved this shit
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>>568409213
atleast you wore a condor
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>>568411376
Made me lol. I am drumk tho. So, but prob woulda made me laugh sober. Good on you
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>>568410793
Faggot Joel?
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>>568409868
Oh how we've been waiting for this day to come.
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>>568411179
you mean like this?
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>>568410387
Also this could be a POTC porno with Big Davy and his immortal sea-to-shining-sea lovecave Cumlypso.
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>>568409992

You have to blow it before you put it in.
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>>568408943
HOLY SHIT.
if thats a copy pasta then a) what the actual fuck b) what a poor guy
and if its actually real while its probably not you need to cut the strings IMMIDEATLY.
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Same fucking shit 4 years later does not make it OC, but still better than 90% of the shit threads today.
3/10 only because nostalgia'd
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>>568409992
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Then I accidentally hedge-clippers
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For you, OP.
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>>568412040
guitar strings have adjustable tension you fucking idiot
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>>568411831

Oh, shit. I can actually read that in Ed's voice
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>>568412090

its okay though because I got it plasticised
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>>568413680
threw them a birthday party!

Yay!
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>>568413823
With his cock.
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>>568413904
"Which one of you little ass niggas wants a greasy balloon?"
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>>568410387
its a cock-topus
:-DDDDDD
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>>568411481
Are you fucking retarded? that's a chicken! a condor is bigger!
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Stop dicking around and go to sleep guys
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>>568415534
You're too young for mommy and daddy things, Carlos.
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>>568409715
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>>568414765
ebin :DDDD
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