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Anal thread.
post anything and everything ASS
come on guys, you know you like it
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I enjoy cumming in my wifes ass
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>>567818727
>>567818727

Me too
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>>567818727
I enjoy cumming in her ass aswell
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>>567818727
I fucked her ass then her mouth
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>>567817956
DAMN. the power women have over men
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>>567819391

That's not an ASS.
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>>567818727
I enjoy cumming in your wife's ass, too
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>>567819507
what else would it be?
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>>567817956
Oh man, that fucking ass. I'd love to stick my face between those cheeks
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>>567819495
>the power women have over betas
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>>567817956
k
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>>567817956
I've never seen a pantsuit look this damn good.
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>>567817956
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>>567819507
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>>567819672
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>>567818727

Don't we all.
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>>567819635
your alpha as fuck right. What im saying is women can seduce men so easily
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>>567819682

shit OP's been hacked
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>>567819839
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>>567819580

An ass, it's definitely not an ASS.
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>>567817956
GIMME SUM MO
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guys my gf is scared of getting anal, will she enjoy it? i really want to fuck her ass
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>>567819391

not sure if balls
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OHHHH YEAHHH
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>>567819964
So rape her
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>>567819391
oh how I wished there was cock in my ass right now
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>>567819895
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>>567819391
>>567819682
>mfw your boyfriend will never have an ass like OP's pic.
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>>567817956
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>>567819992
who is she? is there porn of her?
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OC
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>>567820096
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>>567820109

sause
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>>567820265
blurry/10
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>>567819879
So can men. Most are betas doe. Well or too poor to "seduce" a woman. You need either money or confidence.
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>>567820237
>"she"
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>>567820371
absolutely disgusting.
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>>567819672
More spanking plox
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>>567817956
Fact: all "ass men" are in fact closeted homosexuals, or at the very least bisexuals

pic related, notice the similarity?
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>>567817956
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>>567820265
>>567820372
non blurry pic
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>>567820581
not too much into spanking, sorry
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>>567820237
I wish, haven't even been able to find other pictures of her.

>>567820559
There is always this one faggot.
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>>567817956
Sweet Jeezass, my dick is melting.
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>>567820701
girls asses are not gay youre a faggot your opinion is worthless.
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>>567820701
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>>567820701
similarity: both are human posteriors
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>>567820237

>she
>mfw
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>>567820701
No, since one is a boy and the other is female, you utter fucking retard. How do you live without any brain cells?
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>>567820560
why?
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>>567820983
why did you call him a boy? Thats pretty gay.
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>>567818727
I prefer ejaculation during vaginal intercourse with your wife while in the missionary position solely for the purpose of procreation.
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>>567820983
>>567820946
You poor deluded fools. Why must you be in such denial of your homosexuality? You know it's accepted nowadays right?
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>>567821141
the balls maybe?
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>>567820701
jealousy detected
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My ex used to let em fuck and eat her ass constantly. Fuckkkkk that was good. I once pounded her ass on top of this mountain behind her house while she begged me to fuck her pussy. Felt like a god damn caveman warrior.
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>>567820701
This is exactly what someone with no ass would say, just make himself feel better but it is a lie, sorry mister no ass
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>>567821220
this is why no one likes faggots.
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OC
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>>567821271
What am I supposed to be jealous of?

>>567821328
I'm sorry. I don't follow. What does my ass or lack thereof have to do with your fetishizing of the ass due to latent homosexual tendencies?
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>>567819672
>>567821181
Sauce for this video if anyone is interested
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>>567821220
no one wants to join your club
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>>567821721
I think you're mistaken. I'm not an "ass man." I like women, therefore I'm attracted to breasts, and vaginas. You know, female sex characteristics.

>>567821641
>>567821562
>>567820982
>>567820886
I think this thread proves my point quite well.
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>>567820701
liking big round tits = liking big round asses
ASSociation is made, spermgun mode activated
>female evolutionary asset for gathering sperm
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>>567821181
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>>567821878
Fag
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no goatse in ass thread, im dissapointed
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>>567817956
I'd kill for dat ass
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>>567821878
dis nigga cares about your sexuality annon.
>totally not gay though.
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>>567821878
You sound like a virgin. The two posts I made are drop dead sexy. If your really attracted to women then you'd notice the thick legs, fat ass and tiny waist.
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>>567820701
mfw i opend both threads.
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>>567821878
Fuck off nigga, I'm pansexual I don't care what gender someone is, if I boner I fap.
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>>567822227
This guy knows what's up. If it gets us horny... It makes us horny. Shocking right?
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>>567821562
you got more/ wanna play on snapchat?
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>>567821894
That's a pretty weak justification, and I'm pretty sure you just made it up on the spot.

>>567822051
I just think it's kind of pathetic that people are so insecure in their sexuality that they have to masquerade as straight for fearing of being judged.

>>567822143
I'm sorry I'm not attracted to women with masculine characteristics like bulging muscularity.

>>567822187
>>567822227
You see. These guys are secure enough to admit they're a little gay.

Why aren't the rest of you?
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>>567820967
>>mfw
so, you're a trap yourself?
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>>567820860
gonna need some more of that, pls
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>>567822512
Stop it with your Freudian armchair "psychology".
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>>567822389
More people need to realise this, I don't understand why anyone gives a shit what other people fap to.


>>567822512
Stop being a massive faggot and realise that other people don't like men.

>little gay
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>>567822512
You didn't deny you were a virgin.
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>>567821596
you seem more preoccupied with homosexuality, than what would be considered normal for a straight man.

time to stick your sweet ass out that there closet, and show us all your boypussy, honey.

you're on /b/

you can't win.
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>>567822512
this is your campaign? this is what you spend time doing coming into ass threads with your infographics and shemales telling everyone their gay.
>I got some bad news for you.
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>>567820346
We gotta a bas ass
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>>567823139
kækked
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My gf won't let me fuck her asshole. We tried it once and she said it felt like she was taking a painful shit.. Any tips on getting her to do it
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>>567821596
Your troll logic is flawed. Per your 'logic', getting a blowjob, a handjob, or having anal sex with a woman are considered 'homosexual acts'.

the bait could be better. interestingly enough, some people do equate anal sex (with women), with homosexuality. which is asinine.
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Some whore from Bowdoin college. Didn't have a condom so she let me cream her ass
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>>567823513
direct her to some threads on women forums. plenty around which talk openly how to take on it, some tell they got hooked on it and have quite intense orgasms, though not a majority but still will get her interested.
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>>567823513
ram a very large cucumber up your ass, run into her room whilst she's doing something boring and shit it out in her face, screaming HOW HARD IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE YOU WHINING CUNT ?!?

.. then you'll be free, to find a new girlfriend.
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>>567822512
I feel bad for you...I've seen you before and you are looking for conflict wherever you can find it either this or race or whatever, you are not living at all... I feel bad for you...
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>>567823602
>asinine

lol
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>>567823513
you clearly need to be a little firmer with her, and much more persuasive.
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>>567822781
What does any of this have to do with Freud? Freud's ideas play little to no role in my assessment of sexuality.

>>567822894
Yes, keep projecting and calling me a faggot. It's really strengthening your case. Are you implying nothing about that gif is gay? I'd say eschewing a perfectly good, juicy vagina for a dry, shit-encrusted hole is pretty gay.

>>567822947
I am not a virgin.

>>567823006
Taking an interest in human sexual behavior doesn't make me gay any more than marine biologist is a humpback whale.

>>567823139
I haven't posted a single infographic or shemale. I don't know what you're talking about.

>>567823830
To think that you could recognize a person from thread to thread on an anonymous image board with millions of users is pretty silly, don't you think?
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>>567823513
buttplugs.
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>>567823513
This is because women don't feel pleasure from anal stimulation. Men do.
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>>567824064
youre so autistic you probably think when people stop replying to you, you have "won" the argument on the internet.
>so many arguments at once youre obviously playing the numbers game.
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>>567824064
why is the anus anymore 'gay' (per your logic)than a handjob or a blowjob? do you see this line of flawed thinking you've clearly bought into?
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>>567820861
forgot the alpha ass
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>>567824551
Hands and mouths aren't objects of erogenous fixation. The ass is a male erogenous zone.

>>567824546
My ego isn't so wrapped up in online "debates" that I feel the need to declare myself "victorious" in any given discussion. This is just a free exchange of ideas. You're welcome to agree or disagree. I'll be satisfied if just one person is edified by my thoughts.
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>>567823743
MOAR!
Moar mainewhore!
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>>567824402
This guy clearly is not a woman who has had anal stimulation.
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>>567823773
Topkek
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>>567825752
Neither are you.
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>>567825574
Sorry no more of her ass but the drunk bitch cleaned me off after with her mouth
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>>567825908
ya huh
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>>567825306
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>>567823950
Sauce?
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>>567820701
Fact: Anything poster here is artistic works of fiction

Only a fool would believe anything here is true.
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>>567825306
this conversation is completely asinine your arguments are asinine your life is asinine... etc.... etc....
>kill yourself.
>kill yourself.
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>the dream

>>567826135
Something with Proxy Paige
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>>567826585
wow, that was a shitty gif, sorry guys
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My wife has never been into anal but has always let me do it. Recently we tried dp, my dick in her ass and either fingers or her g spot stimulator in her pussy whilst she uses her bullet on her clit. It has now become rare for us to do anything but anal with dp, she fucking loves it so much, plus the g spot toy makes her squirt so its just the fucking best
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>>567826680
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>>567825997
I don't foresee you posting a timestamped picture in this thread, so you might as well drop the charade now.

>>567826342
You just can't go 5 seconds without saying or thinking about ass, can you? You're so deep in the closet you're finding christmas presents.
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>>567817956
greattttttttt
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>>567826738
That is how anal is suppose to be done if your girl doesn't get stimulated by just anal.
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>>567826901
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>>567820283
Source?
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>>567826901
No girl is stimulated by just anal. If they say they are, they're lying to make you feel better.
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>>567826789
kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourselfkill yourself kill yourselfkill youkill kill yourself kill yourselfyourself kill yourselfrself kill yourself
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>>567827154
false.
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>>567827154
Then you haven't been with the right girls anon.
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>>567820346
hank hill?
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>>567827341
Virgin detectoid
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>>567827341
>according to my vast experience of women lying to me about enjoying anal for my benefit, women enjoy anal

Yep.

>>567827424
The girls I've been with are just fine for me, as I like vaginal sex, and so do they, and they don't have to lie about enjoying it.
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>>567827154
very untrue
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>>567820701
we like ass cuz humuns used to fuck doggy style all the time
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>>567827506
>>567827580
Try again retards. Sorry if you and your girls fail at sex.
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>>567827621
Prove it.

>>567827654
That's just silly.
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My wife personally is not stimulated purely by anal, we've tried tons of different ways of doing it. But we know that what does work for her is dp and clit stim, all of that combined gives her a way more intense orgasm. I'm happy, shes happy, we both win.
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>>567826585
sauce pls?
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>>567824064
>Taking an interest in human sexual behavior doesn't make me gay any more than marine biologist is a humpback whale.

lol

you're gayer than a truckload of rainbow concentrate.

now shut up and post your ass.
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>>567827729
>claims something
>someone else disagreeing
>demands proof

Burden of proof is on you just as much you dumb nigger
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>>567827729
see
>>567827197
this probably sounds pretty familiar doesnt it. Like when your not thinking about anything it just kind of pops in there all the time doesnt it?
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>>567825306
>Hands and mouths aren't objects of erogenous fixation.
ok

you're an idiot

next
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>>567820150
I know
Don't care
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>>567820701
No because a female body is shaped different than a male body. I like legs, ass, tits, all. FACT: You're a fag.
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contribootinn Dat gf ass
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>>567827231
more more more
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>>567819391
Ewww gross, thats where poop comes from!!!
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>>567819935
whats the story with this fucker
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>>567820701
Are u even trying?
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>>567821220

In all seriousness, been absolutely fanatic about anal since I first had a dream about it, I guess I was around 12/13 years old.

But even the thought of another guy touching me absolutely repulses me. It's like that skin- crawling feeling similar to what you get on seeing a gross insect or something.
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>>567827154
google "clitoris is an internal organ", see for yourself how the internal parts of the clitoris runs along, and folds around, the anal tube and you will stand corrected.
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>>567820701
So now we say everyone is closeted homos bc they like any part of a woman's body outside of tits stfu and go back to your dude's ass thread
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>>567825306
>The ass is a male erogenous zone
Yeah, if he's the receiver. This has nothing to do with being the giver doing a woman, anuses feel tighter than vaginas and it also gives men a sense of dominance/trust with his woman. It's called a fetish. Might as well say blowjobs are gay too simply because men can give them too.
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>>567828606
try know your meme
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>>567827154
you really dont understand anatomy or, seemingly, that other humans experience things you dont.
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>>567828606
are you seriously this retarded?
what grade are you in?
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>>567820237
>she
>her
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>>567819782
Source

>reverse search shows nothing
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milf thread?
milf thread!
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>>567828887
autism rocks.

Iv'e seen this fucker in threads with 20 replies going at once.
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>>567827231
Oh god I wish there was sound.
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>>567827154
yeah they dont like you touching their breasts either since women are only stimulated by consensual sex in the missionary position
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>>567820434
>You need either money or confidence.

Both. And the realisation htat some women are just as beta and insecure as some men.
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>>567828520
groce
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>>567822230
>>567821641
Yeah. Not gonna lie.
I like that.
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>>567829225
you really dont, its german dirty talk
hang on, lemme dig out source
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Some OC from an ass ill forever miss fucking
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>>567828639
Yeah, it was a dream. Definitely not daddy coming to your room after your mother told him to sleep on the couch.
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>>567829421
wow keep going
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>>567829417
how bad could it be.
>I'm gunna fart in your mouth!
oh Jesus.
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>>567829225
>>567828442
23937AD
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>>567829210
If you really think you've seen me in other threads, you're either severely deluded or think that the userbase of 4chan is A LOT smaller than it actually is.

>>567829268
Breasts are a female erogenous zone.
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>>567829897
you run 20 replies at a time you are the only one who does that.
>kill yourself.
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>>567829897
seems like its the same people in every thread
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>>567830117
thats so gay.
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>>567820128
Goddamn, that's some rug.
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OP image is the only thing worthwhile of saving in this thread
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>>567830252
this on the other hand is very straight
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>>567830781
>lol society
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>>567820008
Name or vid name please i need to fap
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>>567819895
meant this one sorry
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>>567823513
Also tons of lube. Not spit. Lube. Tons of it.
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>>567830779
I don't know. Yours is bretty good also
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>>567831683
typical tumblr stuff, most of the time its just a single shot
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>>567826680
Well played anon
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>>567830779
nah
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>>567820701
Yeah i've got both open and i'm hard as a rock. Ass is Ass to me.
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>ninth grade
>there's a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>has very few friends due to her condition
>she's a fantastic artist
>my friends and I decide to prank her for s***s and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately
>we start to hang out outside of school
>she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie
>I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass).
>during the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom
>retrieve the big ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>leave
>the next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said "I made them look like you."
>all my friends laugh heartily
>she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day
>It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time
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>>567832013
Damn, I thought so, but who knows :P often I can recognise some hot ass :)
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>>567832547
parents must be proud
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>>567830084
>the only one who does that

You realize there are about a 100-200 thousand people on this site at in given time, right?

No of course you don't, because you are newfag cancer.
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>>567820128
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>>567833232
yes but no one is as autistic as you are. you stand out in the crowd because of your persistence here.
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>>567833224
>crappypasta
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>>567829417
found that sauce yet?
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>>567833489
You are as severely deluded as the people who think they know some random skank whose nudes get posted here.
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>>567832547
That pic related guy. How does a person allow themselves to get that unimaginably big and unhealthy?
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>>567832547
>pretty girl
>with no friends
>invites you to her house
>you trash her stuff
>instead of fucking her

even in this fictional story you made up you still make yourself a faggot
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>>567833789
I've changed.
Now I rape a lot. I mean A LOT.
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>>567833613
>strawman tactics.
this fucking guy.
>kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.
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>>567834572
You're sad.
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>>567819884
That's a trap
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>>567834658
says the guy trying to convince people they are gay for liking a woman's figure.
>kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.kill yourself. kill yourself. kill yourself.
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>>567822512
>>567834658
Question: Why do you argue when someone says "I'm straight"? What makes you think you're right?
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>>567835313
I assume you intend to argue from the viewpoint that no one can be mistaken about their self-perceived sexual orientation. A valid argument, but one I disagree with. People can delude themselves into thinking a lot of things.
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>>567835538
you've deluded yourself into thinking you are some kind of hero troll of the internet making all men gay at every turn.
>get a load of this faggot.
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>>567820237

somebody just found out they're gay
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>>567826960
sauce pwease
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>>567820701
ass man here, confirmed for truth
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>>567836719
ya nah you're that same faggot.
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>>567835538
No, not in the least. But I'm saying, if they are sound in their decision, then why are you trying to argue?

For example, if I say to you "I'm straight", you would argue that I am not, since I like asses. However, I am 100% confident in the fact that I am not into dudes. I was, at one point, bicurious, but I tried out said curiosities, and found out I wasn't into it. You can't jump into this assuming you know everything about these anonymous posters on /b/. You're trying to convince people they are gay for liking women's asses. Your argument is that "both genders have asses", correct?
However, you are wrong.
Yes, both genders have asses, but just because you find the ass of one gender attractive, does not mean you find the other the same. We find female asses attractive, because they are asses that belong to females, not solely because they are asses.
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>>567836969
jew detected
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>>567836969
>so autistic that he thinks he knows someone based on the way they post
>so autistic that he thinks no one else could agree with someone who disagrees with him

>>567837168
You just admitted that you're attracted to males, so I don't know what point you're trying to make here.
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>>567826018
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>>567837465
ok samefag.
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>>567837465
I didn't, though. Are you stupid?
I said I was (PAST tense) bi-CURIOUS, not bi-sexual, at one point (again, PAST TENSE). I tried it out, because I didn't want to just go "no way bro, I'm totally straight, being gay is wack" or some shit, but upon trying it out, I discovered that I am NOT into males.

Try re-reading what I said.
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>>567837813
In order to be bi-curious you would have to have at least some modicum of attraction for males. Otherwise why would you even explore the idea? I wouldn't try fucking a sheep just to make sure I wasn't a zoophile because I'm very confident in the fact that I'm not attracted to sheep.
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>>567836719
mfw this nigger thinks i'm samefag >>567820701 because of sage
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>>567838334
oh wow I guess I was wrong I apologize.
>whats a proxy.
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>>567838040
I was entertaining the idea I might have been attracted to males. By "tried stuff" I made out with a few dudes, nothing past that. Making out didn't do anything for me, and actually grossed me out substantially.

Also, that was probably the most retarded fucking comparison I have ever read. A male is simply an opposite gender, not a completely different species you twat.
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>>567839145
one question though, did the balls touch?
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>>567820105
hey what's this gif from?
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>>567839425
some comedy central bullshit.
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>>567839541
word thanks /b/ro
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>>567820701
g8b8m8ir88/8
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>>567839279
>only made out
>"did balls touch"
how is one this retarded
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>>567840505
looks like you dont have the gay.
>sucks you had to kiss a dude though.
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>>567838040

Are you saying that non porn star lesbians don't put things in each others butts?
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>>567841005
Yep.
>I agree
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>>567832547

copypasta
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>>567839145
>I made out with a few dudes, nothing past that.
>actually grossed me out substantially.
>a few dudes
>a few
stopping after the first grossed you out substantially didn't come to your mind?
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