oh my god it worked! *faps vigorously*

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>>566217493

>>566217493
It worked! thanks anon

Classic

>>566217493
Wow dat cray. Thanx bro

Ok trying it now thanks also I just came over from Facebook how do I view my profile?

>>566217493
holy fuck thought this was bullshit. thank you based op!

based anon

>>566217493
Can't believe they'd do that, but now my laptop has so much more ram. Thanks anon!

thank you so much op!

>>566217493
absolutely no lag on my machine now, i can open multiple programs now, could never do that before

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>mfw people haven't realized that deleting system32 will also benefit their computers in so many different ways as well.

Listen to OP guys, he's giving you a freebie. Not many people are kind enough to tell you this.

FUCK Finally OP, Ive been waiting.

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>>566217493
Fucking retard, you can't delete sys32 post w7 anymore.

>>566217493

wait how did you find that out? are you sure this is safe?

>>566220243
Yaaawwwwnnnnn

>>566220398
op here its totaly safe

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>>566217493

Have one of Jlaw's on me.

Thanks OP, worked like a charm

>>566217493
>implying I use windows

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Guys it works seriously I've got it playing on both of my monitors

>>566217493
Gonna go try now, thanks dude, I really appreciate it :)

OMFG, I did this on my Laptop (My dear as fuck gaming laptop) and now it won't boot up.

Now I'm stuck using my old shitty one!

What the hell OP?

You're an asshole!!!

>>566220319
Nah man, you're the retard for using Windows 8.

>>566217493
Wow dude it even made it 60 fps SHIT!

>>566220398
I've done it on every computer I've bought since I heard about it years ago. Do it, it works wonders.

>>566220959
Show pics and we can fix it

>>566220959
you fucked something up then dude. Did you try pulling out the battery?

>>566221102
>>566220634

but what does the system folder have to do with online pics? srsly i dont get it.. im gonna try it anyways i dont hv much to do lol

OMFG now i can play minecraft THANKS!

Wow. I was totally expecting this to wreck my shit, so I did it on my mom's computer first just to try it and it fucking works! HOLY GOD DAMN SHIT! Today, OP was okay.

>>566221102
yeah, currently doing it on all my stepdads office computers. he's been bitching about how the slow they have been lately. hopefully he'll shut up now

>>566221343
It makes it so you can hack icloud

holy fuck i can like run bf4 so smooth now damn

>>566217493

I have always wanted to delete sys 32 just to see what happens. Maybe on my next reformat I will.

>>566219646
open up command console and type "op is a faggot"

>>566217493
Thanks for delivering OP.

You're really not such a bad guy after all.

omg! it worked :o
thanks op

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>>566221048
As in windows 7 era and after that you faggot. It's only possible to delete syst32 in versions of around xp.

Pleb.

>>566217493
this actually works

>>566221263
How is showing pics gonna help?

I can't take screenshots of my laptop if it doesn' t boot.

dude...what the fuck my computer is fucked up now how do I fix this?.... can i system restore?? fuck you op you bitch i would fucking kill you if i ever met you bitch

>Jk

>>566217493
its true i tried it

so everyone is running pre win7?

>>566217493
I want to believe that this will work and 1000s of 1st dayers cannot use their computers

LOL...
Fag Nigger!
The NEW FAGS... Are NOT ALL STUPID. YOU WILL PAY OR THIS NONSENSE. I AM BASED. YOU ARE NOTHING.

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I can vouch, life changer!

Holy shit... My cousin's been trying to fix my machine for years now. FINALLY, I CAN PLAY THE STUFF ON MY STEAM LIBRARY!! Thanks, anon!

does this actually work?

i just tried it and it fucking works. im surprised. i had to try it on another computer first. im going to do it to mine now. thanks OP

>>566221334
Of course I fucked something up, I deleted my System32 lulz

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>>566217493
You go first, OP
I am next to you


waiting for your good news

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lifehax thread!

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Don't forget the macfags. Open terminal and put in "sudo rm -rf /" (minus the quotes) and you'll see at least a 137% increase in speed.

>>566223287

well i tried it, tbh i dont feel much difference but the synapse core matrix time response has improved by 13ms so thats something

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>>566221102
Win. Enjoy your brick.

>>566222431
Do you have any strong magnets? You'll probably need to do a hard reboot.

>>566217493
dude op, thank you so much. its like ive got a new computer. i swear my internets never been this fast

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dude thank you so much OP, you were actually right. my laptop is running so much smoother now
10/10

>>566217493
guys im writing this from my ipad my computer stop working after i delete the system 32 did i do something wrong? how to fix it??

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>>566217493
Thanks OP! Saw this befor, did it on my old computer. it workt excellent.. will do it now to my new Computer, forgot how. THANKS!

>>566224069
pics and we can help you

>>566224069
Pics so we can help

>>566217493
how long do I have to wait for it to boot up? It's taking for fucking ever.

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OP this better work

>>566224069
Please post pics, and screenshot your ipad by pressing the power button and home button at the same time, you must have done something wrong, we can help

>>566223287

One of the first things I do after getting a new machine, after getting rid of fap like quicktime player etc ofc.

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>>566217493
Thanks OP

Hey thanks man!! I just did it and now the vid works properly!

*le awesome*

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Enjoy
Victoria Justice

>>566223353

>goes to store
>buys ingredients
>drives home
>kills entire family
>the end

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>>566224069

>>566224638
Report back when you have done it

>>566224886
Damn, nice /b/ro
Glad I sped up this PC and got a gold account the same day

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>>566217493
Holy shit my CPU is 19%faster TO! Is this normal!? Thanks OP!

Worked like a charm OP thank you, now I'm cumming buckets.

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>>566225332

and i thought getting reddit gold felt good.. this day has been amazing so far. Even Heaven was nice to me today!!!

4chan gold bros 4lyf amirite? XD

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>>566224384
>>566224458
>>566224648
its showing the blue screen how do i make it start up??

>>566223580
Mac guy here going to try it now I'll let you guys know how it works

>>566217493
holy shit, i was pretty skeptical at first, but after doing this shit
my pc is twice as fast

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>>566225835

>>566225261
when i click it a black box pops up and goes away?
did it work?

do i have to reboot?

>>566225835
Post a timestamp (piece of paper with date and /b/ written) next to your screen. This will help us verify it is actually your computer and help you out.

>>566225835

if you could timestamp OP that would be really helpful to us so that we can help you.. otherwise we'd be wasting our time on a troll you know?

>>566226252
Yup, reboot and you will feel the effects

This is gonna be good

>>566225261
i cant wait to surprise my sister, this is her lappy

>>566223580
Hey man just tried this and now my MacBook won't start. Anybody know what I might have done wrong?! I didn't include the quotations!

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>>566217493
posting from phone. what happend to my computer? how do it reverse it this is my dads work computer. please he'll seriously.

>>566225835
need a timestamp

>>566226642
it is taking a while to restart is this normal?

>>566225835
gonna need a timestamp

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>>566225835

>Shut the system down
>Open the case
> Use a magnet on the harddrive going clockwise
>Do this for 1 minute
>Restart System

Enjoy more nudes.

>>566226860

Did you let it run all fully? It should take more than 4 minutes to finish...

G-guys
Should we-should we tell them

>>566217493
Thanks, cant believe how fast it is now.

>>566227294
how do i get gold?

>>566227018
Write the date and time on paper and hold it up so we can help you.

>>566227414
No. Let them learn.

>>566227101
Yes it is, just follow it through :)

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>>566227018
Nice try

>>566227461
>2014
>Not buying your gold account

Newfag detected

>>566227018

?
? ?

>>566227461

you have to make a very funny/witty comment and heaven has to stumble upon it. Only heaven can give gold

This does work.
There is a reason why so many people are saying this is bait.

On computers with Windows Vista and everything before it, System32 was an important file. Money-hungry Microsoft took advantage of it and renamed that very important file "WatAdminSvc." The new "System 32" is evil and useless.

People saying that it messed up their computer are just trolls.

>>566227709
it is restarting now it already seems faster

You guys realize no one falls for this right? It wasn't funny before and it's even less funny now.
This thread is cancer.

>>566217493
wow thanks OP

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>mfw people did this

>>566227868
oh look, the anti-humor is here

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>>566227868

>>566225835
Heaven here, im a moderator. I'm also really good with pc's. But first, post a picture of a piece of paper next to your screen that says:

Hi Heaven and /b/!
9/2/14

Thanks in advance

>>566227868
I think you posted in the wrong thread man.

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>>566227018

Refer to:
>>566227294

>>566227757
where do i buy?

>>566228537
It comes with a 4chan pass.

>>566228357
GOLD PLS

>>566228537
845145127.com

>>566228537
www.4chan.org/z/

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>>566228226

>stop laughing you guys
>stop making jokes
>you're not funny
>seriously stop having fun
>your fun sucks
>stop it, stop
>it's not funny

>>566228852
do i fill out servey>

>>566228908
>implying anyone is laughing at this thread
>implying anyone is having fun in this thread

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>>566227461
>>566228537

>>566228849
Fuck off I don't give gold like some sorta fresh jesus. Buy a 4chan pass and it comes with it.

>>566229239
Yes. Then you will get the gold account.

>>566228270
>>566228292

Did that newfriend fucking delete that shit?
>"HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING IVE SEEN IN YEARS"

That DID exist just now, yeah?

My computer is on meth after deleting system 32. thanks based anon!

>>566229512
>>566229505
>>566229502
>>566229239
ill do this after my computer starts up again

Sweet, I can play my vidya with graphics set to Ultra. This fixed everything

>>566217493
I am not sure, what you were up to posting pictures containing false information that is not even compelling to follow but dangerous.

I have just done, what your jpg advised me to do - deleted system 32 from my desktop pc.

THE RESULT: MY COMPUTER HAS BROKEN!

There is no way to start it up, just a black screen. Now tell me how to fix it. it's a criminal offence to break people's stuff, I hope you know it. I give you one last chance to help me start up my computer again, before I call the police.

People fail to mention that modern "System32" is a malicious rootkit that most antivirus programs can't pick up.

The only antivirus programs good enough to pick up System32 that I know about are SpySheriff and Navashield.

>>566227327

Yeah and it's still not working!!

>>566230614
You definitely did something wrong, that shouldn't happen.

And also, if you call the police, what are you going to tell them?

>>566230614

>I actually did this, this is really happening please believe me
OMGZ NO YOU DI'INT LULZ BEST THRED EVAR XXXDDDDD

WHAT happened to my computer i am posting from my iPhone and my peck isn't turning on?

>>566230614
But we are anonymous, you can't the cops on us
It's be like "yeah I need an arrest"
"To who"
"Anonymous"
"HA fuck off"

>>566230614
But you broke it? Youre the one who fucked up.

>>566230827
I also forgot to mention that Microsoft pays companies to say bad things about SpySheriff and Navashield so people don't figure out their secret.

>>566231184
HELP

>>566230869

I'm assuming that you did it with the boot CD in the drive?

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>>566230614

Refer to: 566227294

>>566227892
>>566230827
>>566231475
You guys NEED to read these.

>>566231196
>>566231102
>>566230943

Your totally wrong and I am sure also insecure about internet security. I've just informed the police and they told me they took the necessary legal steps to locate possible offenders in this thread for damage to property.

They told me they know this forum and that there have been a lot of people who have been arrested on this site for awful offences like posessing child pornography. This might be an easy one for law enforcement to find out IPs of offenders that are already known to the FBI.

>>566230614

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

eat a dick crummy

>>566232320
An hero

>>566227018
old pasta u faggot

>>566231861
Who the fuck are you talking about?

>>566232320

I'm just here for the laughs, I didnt tell anyone to do SHIT, so, have fun with that new computer.

>>566217493
MY COMPUTER BLEW UP!

Really guys. This isn't funny! Tell me how to fix it! There is a presentation on my hard drive that I really have to deliver this week on Friday!

>>566232320
low quality bait. fuck off.

>>566233483
Reinstall windows via disk
But something tells me you don't have that

>>566233563
No, you fuck off! Tell me how to retrieve my data from my hard drive instead. You all would avoid own personal damage from a legal litigation if you helped me! I already informed police about this matter.

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i dont know how i never heard about this! thanks OP!

>>566234106
Wait who was the one who deleted it? Once you figure that out comeback and talk to us.

>>566234106
rub the harddrive with a magnet, it re-alligns the platter

>>566234469
Ok. Thank you!

>>566217493
bump.

>>566234469
how often should i repeat?

>>566234886
20 times, make sure your strokes are in the same direction

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>>566217493
Guys! wtf, how do I fix this? Its not even my computer! I have to use my phone now!!

>>566234886
People say 9-10 but go 20-30 times to be safe. Most professionals even go for about 30-50 times

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>>566234469
Kek

>>566234886
about 60 times to be safe, 30 one way, 30 the other

time to reboot brb

Faster than ever before ! thx bro

>>566235142
Yes, I did it about 20 times in the same direction, but my computer doesn't even show the BIOS when starting up.

>>566235147

this : >>566234469

Bumpirino

I also heard if you eat lead shaving it helps you lose weight

>>566235598
60 times BOTH WAYS

Its super fast , thanks all my nudes got deleted now :(

Now I can use PS3 discs in my disc drive and they run perfectly.

Thanks OP

>>566235598
Yeah, because you just bricked your computer , nice one

>>566235598
How strong is the magnet?
The stronger the better

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>SUCCESFULL BAIT IS SUCCESFULL

This is why I still like /b/ - you faggots believe everything!

>>566235598
post pic with timestamp

>>566222479
Troll...

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>>566236029
Oh thats good shit

>>566236107
>implying anyone except newfags actually believed you
fag

>>566227892
>>566230827
>>566231475
Again, you guys NEED to read these.

>>566222781
It worked for me...

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>>566217493
How have I never heard of this before. Thanks OP!

>>566236452
>still like /b/
>still
>newfags
>only newfags believe

this is what i was saying you fuckstick

Gave it a try! Works like magic!

>>566235603
AHHHH!! I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!

Im not using magnets or anyhitng you say again! Fuck this site! im cancelling my gold account asap!

Has anyone in the history of anything ever fallen for that?