wut?

nigga im a nigga wigga pigga digga nigga cigga give wigga you nigga

>>566099812
Thank you for coming to this address. Please be seated while we wait for /pol/ and /soc/ to arrive.

what eva you gonna say just say it

you fags are going to make these celebrities getting more higher rates and popularity now, fucking idiots. everything bad turns to good eventually, yeah, we see boobies every single fucking day, just because we've seen their boobies doesnt make them anything special for us. b is kill

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>>566099624

>>566100142
>>566100059
>>566100238
>>566100217
People! CALM DOWN! We can save this place but I need you all to be seated until the other representatives arrive.

>>566099624
/pol/lack, /x/phile, sup?

shut up faggot

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>>566099624

>implying we give a shit about /pol/ and /soc/

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/pol/ here

>>566100328
Thank you for coming /pol/. We're just waiting on /soc/ to arrive to begin.

>>566100335
>>566100537
It'll be ok people. Please remain calm.

>>566100217
most are new fags.
4chan has always fully cooperated with cops
chris 'the dick' hanson has nothing on this honey pot
welcome to the real world

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/k/ reporting

>>566100327
I am a /mu/tant and occasional polfag

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dumping to chaos

>>566100335
You faggots called ?

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also /v/ reporting in

As you can see 4chan is in a state of panic. We'll wait 5 more minutes for /soc/ and we're starting without them

OP you're fucking gay but we all know that

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>>566099624
/a/fag reporting in. Wut is happening?

Lel? Trolling? Newfag wanna know. ._.

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another representative for /pol/ here

THE FUCK NIGGERS

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/po/ here

This shit is dongs.

>>566099624
>>>/ck/ reporting in. We smelled what The Rock was cooking and it was delicious cake.

>inb4 a speech about how shit /b/ is today and how many newfags are on it
Duh

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dumping corn pics

>>566099624
CALLING ALL /B/ROS
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER AND FLOOD THE BOARD WITH GORE
DRIVE OUT THE REDDIT FAGGOTS WHO THINK THEY CAN POST HERE

>>566100860
>>566100990
You mean
>>>/d/

Are we going to attack tumblr or what

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WE ON IT M8

>>566099624
/pol/lock reporting in. What's this all about?

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>>566100860
>>566100990
>>566100990
>>566101105
>>566101206
Fucking christ get the fuck out you faggot.

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Another /pol/ack reporting in. Watchoo want, OP?

The hacker 4chan is here

/pol/ is here as well

/pol/ lurker here
inb4 OP is fgt and just makes a speech about the new people coming here

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>>566100990

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>>566101608

>>566099624
/pol/ack reportin' in

Another /pol/ack reporting in

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>>566102061
>Tumblr
Gl with whatever you wanted OP, there's nothing but horrible faggots inhere.
>I'm out.

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/lit/ here.

>>566101981
lurk moar

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>>566101913
J>>566101862
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>>566101539
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>>566101067
Fagg0t confirmed

>>566102446
Literature? get the fuck out

Let's pretend I'm from /soc/ so we can get this moving.

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>>566099624
/pol incoming

>>566099624
H-How about /g/?

/sp/artan and al/ck/oholic here

>>566102769
Quiet, plebeian.

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/soc/ here. Let's begin anon

>>566099624

This is a very dire situation.

Everyone please calm down and take your sear we are about to begin

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/co/ and /b/ here.

>implying it fucking matters

/Soc/ks are here

/pol/ reportig in

>>566102769
/lit/ is my first board. You got a fucking problem, pleb?

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>>566102446
lel that screen cap. goodshowtho

>>566099624
/g/ reporting in, we'll watch and install gentoo on your laptops

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The fuck you want op?

/lit/ here. Why am I here?

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>566103584

OP all parties are currently present. Are you going to bring up an issue? Or can we continue our business.

Come on faggots, lets start the meeting, gentoo is installed!

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>>566102908
just so you know, that is the faggiest picture i have ever seen.

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/fit/izen reporting

Will be serving as security, and lookin like a sick cunt

9gag reporting in

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/tv/ here

>>566099624
fuck off cock sucking nigger lover newfag

Hi I am a /b/ender or a newfag as you would call it I'm here to say howdy

Is it the servers or was the servers shut down to clean all the image leaks?

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>>566099624
/pol/ speaking. What seems to be the problem?

/soc/ here, what's this about?

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>>566104769
>/pol/
>doesn't already know Jews are the problem

Gtfo nigger

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OP, please share today's topic with the rest of us. If the situation calls for action, we must know of it as soon as possible.

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http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-29011850

y'all check it, 4tune is mentioned.

>>566105000
nice trips. but it's being handled, sir

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/g/ Here

>>566104415

ABANDON MEETING!!!

>>566099624
Another /pol/ack reporting in

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/asp/ie here

How does it feel to be the cancer containment board, /b/?

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/soc/ reporting

OP another anon from /po/ whats up?

>>566105000
>/pol/
>Doesn't blame Jews AND Niggers
GTFO inbred cunt

>>566105514
Anon says shut your mouth deadfag.

This thread proves that /pol/ is just a subset of the more autistic /b/tards.

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/tg/ here

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>>566104892

Guys there's an FBI and INTERPOL order againts 4chan servers.

STOP posting celebs nudes here.

We need to go THOR.

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poor OP has to close up shop

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Yeah im here, we did this for the best of us.

>>566103861
are you the derailer from the furfag threads?

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Get on with it op!

>>566105679
kek

>>566099624
Fuck off, newfag.

>>566105679
Joshlol you nigger

>>566105893
Although not too doubtful, where be proof?

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>>566099624
/pol/ here

A gathering like this hasn't been called in our lifetime :O

It seems that the emergency has resolved itself. I'll now retreat back into my own board, and I advise the rest of you to do the same.

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>>566106202
Who care's? we didn't steal them.

OP HAS BEEN KILLED IN AN ASSASSINATION!!! SOMEONE ELSE TAKE OVER AND DO 4CHAN JUSTICE!

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>>566104446
The fire rises.

OP is kill so /g/ is now the leader. todays topic: how can we get a complete collection of the celeb nudes?

>>566105893
Who gives a fuck.

>>566099624
OP YOUR THE ULTRAFAG

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Another /k/ommando reporting in

>>566106823
I like this guy.

/g/ is new meeting leader.
HEIL der fuhrer

>>566106202
>>566106521

Well right now the stupid police are trying to get an order (in the US) to get access to this site records...

In fact I don't know if its OK to be here for me without a proxy!

FUCK! =(

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>>566106823
Hold the fuck up nigger. Who made you the coordinator of this summit?

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>>566104415
raportering in

>>566106823
p.a.s.t.e.b.i.n.c.o.m/kjPm851z

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Get this started alrrady, i want to see the nudes

/x/ here, this is obviously the work of demons and shapeshifting aliens that have infiltrated the government and Illuminati.

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>>566099624
>
/pol/ack reporting for muster. What the fuck is it?

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Big guy reporting in

someone set up a irc

>>566105000
This

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>>566107680

get them quickly!

Alison Brie and Dave Franco: https://imgur.com/a/fKI0w
Ariana Grande: https://imgur.com/a/2JyiT
Aubrey Plaza: http://imgur.com/a/AptUe
Bar Rafaeli: http://imgur.com/a/HuH6X
Becca Tobin: http://imgur.com/a/S2Vh9
Brie Larson: http://imgur.com/a/9begu
Hope Solo: http://imgur.com/uLBSS0d
Jennette McCurdy: https://imgur.com/a/dg9EX
Jennifer Lawrence: https://imgur.com/a/HDfOJ
Kaley Cuoco: https://imgur.com/a/7SMCT
Kate Upton: https://imgur.com/a/Ao6dN
Kirsten Dunst: http://imgur.com/a/PAI9L
Kristen Ritter: https://imgur.com/a/sSuJG
Lea Michele: https://imgur.com/a/veuVT
Mary Elizabeth Winstead: http://imgur.com/a/En5vV
McKayla Maroney: http://imgur.com/a/b7Zzg
Melissa Benoist: http://imgur.com/a/L2Wse
Olivia Munn: http://imgur.com/BrY9H03
Selena Gomez: http://imgur.com/a/PXyjG
Teresa Palmer: http://imgur.com/a/gqXst
Victoria Justice: https://imgur.com/a/VTjZO
Yvonne Strahovski: http://imgur.com/a/GSvpY

amex

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>>566099624

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ITT: newfags treating 4chan as a club house

>>566108405
God damnit /b/ this actually made me laugh. Had lots of nostalgia

>>566105893
>THOR
Nice bait faggot.

>>566108614
i remember the days this was may I say " cancer "

>>566107838
for me........
to poop on

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>>566106686
>Mfw I read all of these in his voice and I'm anxious for another one.
>the fappening has changed me

>>566107868
This. or some fucking xmpp.
we need to ruin the lives of those celebs! Those nudes should never vanish from the net!

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>>566108197
Thank ye.

>>566102769
>is on /b/
>probably the only board you browse
>talking shit about /lit/erally one of the most respectable boards on 4chan
Please continue to remain one who is born of plebeian decent, homosexual.

>>566105000
Trips have spoken

>>566104415
ABORTABORTABORT

>>566109010
dude, I miss the Rickey Gervais show

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>>566099624

/pol/ reporting in.

The Fuhrer sends his regards.

>>566109163
>/lit/ respect ?
lol u mad faggot? get the fuck out and /b/ is my only board since 2008 faggot.

>>566104641
Fuck off Billy Mays. I'm glad you're dead.

>>566099624
Op did you leave? I was sure this is going to be a damn good thread.

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anonymous representing

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>>566109569
>2014
>being this proud of being a /b/tard

>>566109129

You're welcome. Jus IGNORE the ARIANA GRANDE, those sadly are FAKE.

Also the Mirror has all the info about the US COPS (FBI) angainst 4chan.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jennifer-lawrence-naked-pictures-see-4142337

>>566099624
>I will be representing /b/.
No you won't fuck you and your mother.

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>>566106075
You know it

>>566105772

niggers are just a symptom, if not for jews and the Jewsmedia there would never have been a "civil rights movement"

the fappening has threatened the sparse stability of our home. what do?

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>>566111212
Good work. Let the furfags burn.

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>>566109163
>decent
fucking retard, you cant even spell

>>566110103
>2014
>being proud of being on any board
go back to reddit and stroke your ego with your posting points

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>>566111854

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>>566111212
props to you. this thread is a shitfestation of newfriends. just shut the fuck up and let the representatives speak.

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>>566112579
>implying that the representatives aren't newfriends themselves
>being this retarded

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>>566107702
you mean jews

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>>566113023
>implying you're not a faggot

fuck off heaven.

>>566113023
You're just jealous that you didn't arrive soon enough to be a rep.

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Who's still pissed off that JLaw wasn't Jude Law?

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While we wait for developments occur how about we delve into a discussion of the literary merit of James Joyce's writings?

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How critical is the situation?

Shall /pol/ rally the Volk??

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>>566114217

>>566113494
being a faggot is explicit not implicit you fucking pleb
confirmed redditor

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>>566114593

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>>566115135

>>566115135
>1959

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>>566107192

guys listen up, anon says the cyber police are inbound. the consequences might never be the same.

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/vr/ here what the fuck is going on you faggots

>>566099812
Fucking faggot op that's wut

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>>566099624
Fuck /pol/ and /soc/, fucking containment for retards, they should've been ejected years ago when they started spilling out everywhere.

/x/ reporting in. What's up?

>>566117710
>>566117252

OP appears to have disapeared

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>>566116535

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>>566109569
>still a ba/b/
>Proud of it
>trying to make fun of one of the more respected boards on 4chan

>>566117870
I skimmed through the posts. Cyber police trying to get records from here?

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>>566099624
/fit/ I saw so many gluteus maximus today... but not even 1 celeb looked like she squads or deadlifts.... GIVE THEM SS and spagetti!

>>566100709
/pol/ has arrived.