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Let's play a game /b

My KIK: cheyenne.ptv

First guy to show me his dick, gets my tits. If you're a cute guy, and nice personality, we'll talk. I'm bored af, drunk, and can't sleep.
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>op is trap
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Why don't you stop being so selfish and post your naked pictures here? People like you is why I hate women...
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Sharpie in pooper or gtfo
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>>565742785
I'm literally dying of boredoooooooome

>>565742990
no trap. bored.
my roommates are out and my ex is already dating someone, so i'm sitting here like a fucking loser, and want to talk to someone

>>565743061
you hate women? lol
you must be gay?

>>565743243
wow. that actually sounds fun
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>>565743319
shoe on head right now
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Reminder to newfags: don't give attention to the attention whores until she posts tits+timestamp
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>>565743479
wtf? hahaha shoe on head? whaaat?

why in gods name would you want that? haha
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Ha.you are really cute.please show us your body?
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>>565743319
Timestamp or gtfo
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someone post tits already fuck
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>>565743593
exactly bitch, do it so we know you're real
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>>565743512
the REAL Heaven here,

I know this bitch. she WILL deliver.

She's posted tits and pussy before.

Be cool with her, and she'll put a show on for us. Guaranteed.

We love you drunk Cheyenne. Please give us a show like last time.
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>>565743512
>This
Also sage.
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here...tits or gtfo.
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Or something similar.a large vegetable perhaps.
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>>565742785
What a fucking train wreck! Holy shit!!

Put a bag over your fucked up face and show your snatch, you dumb bitch.
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>>565743717
if you guys would be nice about it. i hate when these little virgins start talking mean like they think it's cool.

i bet they jerk it to kiddie porn haha

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>>565743743
>>565743870
>>565743857
I'm trying to make friends on Kik

...I'll post on here once you guys are nice, and not being mean to me. I've done it before, but not if you're going to disrespect me assholes

you can go jerk it to your mothers, fags
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to be honest im kind sketched out here...last time i remember there are no girls on the internet.
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>>565742785
you look like you are seriously 15 years old.

Get out of here
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>>565742785
>>565743319
>>565744028

>Attentionwhorewithdaddyissues/10
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>>565744028
whats wrong with kiddie porn you whore?!?!?
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Maybe if you ignore them they'll just go away.in the meantime,are you wearing panties by chance?
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>>565744028
>>565743760

>mfw "REAL" Heaven
>also samefag
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>>565744028
>Nice people
>4chan
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>>565743760
Stfu op
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Delivering b/c why not.
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>>565744028
Fine I'll be your friend op
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>>565742785
she's definitely not even on kik right now
op is her ex hoping people send her dicks
>not your personal army faggot
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>>565743760
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I sent a kik no reply sounds like a trap for sure
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>>565745057

Well, I already met like 3 cool guys who sent me messages on Kik, so I guess it's working out for me so far, and they're all cute guys

Fuck you faggots who were rude

But still, I will put on a show for you if you want. Why not. I'm bored

Still, the mean jerks can go fuck yourselves
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>Bored

>Doesn't reply to Kiks
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>>565745323
That's not a proper time stamp
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>>565745323

already on it
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>>565745182
what's your kik

i'm replying to guys who actually show me dick and face, and aren't some fat neckbeard ugly bitch, which you probably are lol

>>565745348
yeah. i'm bored. NOT DESPERATE

just because i'm bored, doesn't mean i want to kick with a 400 pound fat piece of shit, which you probably are, faggot

>>565745448
um...it's got the exact time of right now at this hour, idiot
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Very nice! Yes please,a show.i would love to see your behind
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>>565745323

Noice! OP is a cutie.
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>>565745547
You must be new to 4chan. I proper time stamp has the date and time faggot.
>OP confirmed for being a faggot
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op don't listen to them, you are the beautiful and I will be friends with you tonight
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>>565745547

>which you probably are
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>>565742785
Sended. I'll let you guys know how it goes.
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Im way outa your league op! In reverse:|....still love to look at and/or admire your beauty
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>>565745647

>Noice XDDD
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>>565745547

Actually need proof you are the girl in picture before I commit to dick pic.
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>>565746018
I bet "she" will ask to add you on facebook. Then she'll take those pictures of your face+dick and threaten to spread them to your facebook family.
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>>565745323

You have no date on timestamp. It says 2:23 am but that could have been 2:23 am any day this year, or last year, or whenever. I wasn't born yesterday.
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>>565746179
I don't believe in social media. Or pants.

>Mfw
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>>565745547
>not desperate
>4chan

Pick one
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>>565745547
You're pretty cute OP. How old are you?
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>>565744019
fuck you, asshole
you're probably some fat ugly sandnigger who wishes you even knew girls in real life, faggot

>>565744469
You must be like 65 years old or something, if you think a girl my age is 15? Hahaha
Old, faggot

>>565745616
What do you guys want me to do?
Be nice though, nothing creepy or gross

>>565745694
blah blah blah
you're prob like 14 yrs old, bitch
go to sleep
this is for grown ups only

>>565745723
thank you, sweety
i appreciate you being nice to me

>>565746018
are you the black guy?
i'm not really into black guys, sorry

>>565746105
bahahahahahahaha
prove it
post your pic or kik me with a pic
you're prob fat neckbeard faggot

>>565746149
that's probably the most gay thing a guy has ever written down
what a gay boy

>>565746179
haha paranoid little shit
gtfo if you're scared to be online
little bitch

>>565746341
you're an idiot
seriously
i'm giving out my kid for cute guys, and i've already gotten like 7 guys from here
why do i care about the fat ugly bitches like you?
you keep being rude, and no show for you ugly fat guys
meow meow

>>565746381
haha
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>>565742785
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Op is pretending to be this girl to get fat, lonely neckbeards to harass some girl with their greasy faces or malformed tiny cocks, either or the Lols or because OP hates this girl. If she's really a girl and these images are her (unlikely) then OP is just using that to add credibility to her story.
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>>565742785
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>>565746548
Please this thread is obviously bait.
Save your time and go fucking look at porn guys.
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>>565746548
>Implying that your old enough to even be up this late.
Don't you have school coming up?
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Just share more tits and maybe you will get what you want
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>>565746548
Nah, son. I'm the Titanfall nigga. Also,

>Confirmed for troll.

Thank me later, /b/.
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>>565746548
I never said I was scared to be online. You're making assumptions.
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>>565746548
Why are you taking this seriously ? This is 4chan

All those guys are fuckin troll dont awnser
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>>565746548

>that's probably the most gay thing a guy has ever written down

You'd think I'd be ashamed of that but when you think about it, that's pretty impressive, thanks cunt.
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>>565746729
>malformed tiny cocks
Holy shit. Kek.
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>>565746548
sup samantha
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>>565746548
>>565742785

Nice eyebrows, I love how they don't match what so ever. Also what happened to the mole on your arm? Did it think you were a fag also and skedaddled?
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>>565747056
More like "It'saMan-tha"!
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>>565747259

Also, eye colors.
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>>565746729
wow
i knew 4chan was full of insecure, fat virgins, but this is hilarious!!!! hahahahaha

i'm barely paying attention to the losers whining, because the guys on kik (CUTE GUYS) know i'm real and we are talking and exchanging pics

sorry if you're fat and ugly and not getting my attention, losers

>>565746743
durr do durr school durr durr?
haha you sound like a real loser
i'm drunk, bitch! fuck school!!!

>>565746786
convince me. i'm not that easy
guys getting my nudes on kik can post them if they want, it's not my fault if they're being selfish
i'm giving them pussy pics and everything lol

i feel bad for you fat ugly brown people here

>>565746827
titanfall what? you sound like a magic card playing nerd hahaha FAIL
move on, please. you are a failure of life

>>565746927
i'm sorry, sweety
they're just pissing me the fuck off

last time i did this, everyone was so nice, and i got naked and posted pussy pics and everything

when i'm drunk, yeah i get mad fast, and it's full of virgin bitch faggots here tonight

you need to calm your loser friends down

>>565747027
cunt. oooooooooh
i bet you're real popular with the ladies, huh?
faggot

>>565747047
haha yeah that was funny

>>565747056
um...stfu asshole

>>565747259
wow. it's sherlock cocksucker holmes to the rescue
damn, you faggots are paranoid schizo's
no wonder you're on 4chan like losers
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>>565742785
This whore is ugly as fuck. 2/10 at most.
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>>565747027
I've legit sent gay smut stories to my (now ex) boyfriend about us. If op really thinks that's the gayest thing ever written she's not seen a lot of gay things
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OP did not deliver, dicks where shown, and fucked up tits, unreliable timestamp w/o a face shot was given...OP is man...it's undeniable.

this thread is now a tits dump thread.
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>>565747512
You're one of those YOLO faggots aren't you?
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>>565747678
go fuck yourself motherfucker!!!!!!
you wouldn't say that to my face, bitch
i'd kick ur ass irl you piece of shit pussy bitch

>>565747703
OP is delivering on Kik

I could give two FUCKS about fat ugly bitches

I'm making friends with (DID YOU READ MY ORIGINAL MESSAGE BITCH?) "CUTE GUYS"

let me repeat if for you losers:

CUTE GUYS ON KIK

CUTE GUYS

NOT FAT UGLY GUYS

CUTE GUYS
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>>565747512
You sound like you're very fun at parties.
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>>565747454
TOPKEK
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>>565747512
I'd like to talk with you but i dont have kik

But you look like a lovely girl
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>>565747723
huh? what're you talking about?

i don't even know what that means ? meow meow

>>565747961
i am actually. thanks
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>>565747512
I never sent you a picture because I'm gay, and don't want your shitty bitch titties in my face. Even if you are real (which I doubt) I would sooner get a dude over here and take turns sucking each other off while playing videogames. I don't need kik titties.
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>>565747929
He was being gracious, I wouldn't touch you with a Ten Foot pole.
1.5/11
I hope you OD on Pain killers, ugly bitch...
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>>565748097
You don't seem to understand sarcasm.
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"I could give two FUCKS about fat ugly bitches."

>have you looked in the mirror
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>>565745323
confirmed fake
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>>565747929
you're acting like a whiny little bitch op, if there are really "cute guys on kik" (x1000 yeah we get it) then why are you still here?
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Listen my lady, i apologize for my potty mouthed friends, we could meet and discuss more appropriate things if you want?
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OP not delivering through either platform
fake confimed
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>>565748090
are you a cute guy?
just download it on android or iphone
seriously, if you don't even have a smartphone, then why would i even want to talk to you?

i don't waste my time with poor broke losers who don't even have an android or apple phone

sorry, dude

>>565748113
um...so why the FUCK are you even here?
gtfo with your queer gay ass, and go get fucked by black dudes with AIDS

gross bitch. burn in hell with your gay shit

i fucking hate you gross gay dudes, sucking nigger dick and spreading AIDS. burn in hell!!!!

>>565748172
you probably never been around a girl other than your mom, you ugly little bitch pussy
hahahahahahaha what a loser!!!!!!!

>>565748297
i'm drunk, and i don't give...a....FUCK!

i only understand CUTE GUYS with BIG DICKS

if that's not you, then FUCK OFF!!!! hahaha

>>565748346
>>565748354
confirmed fake. yup.

you guys are real geniuses, huh?

i gave out my pics, kik and if you're a cute guy and prove it with pics and dick pics, i'm giving them my facebook and instagram

ok. sure. i'm fake. hahahahahahaha

what losers. no wonder yo guys can't get laid

>>565748584
yeah, dude
if you're cute, and not even have to be fucking brad pitt, but if you're a nice guy and cute, seriously hit me up, sweety

i'm always up for making new friends

if i really like someone, i'll chat them up on the phone or skype
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>>565747512

>i bet you're real popular with the ladies, huh?

Yeah, I am. Which explains why I don't get on with you.
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>>565748852
kek
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>>565742785
You think your generic ass run of the mill nothing special titties are worth my magnificent cock? I didn't realize this was a YLYL thread.
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>>565748724
>implying I get laid on 4chan
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Kinda feel offended that you havent kiked me back...just wanted a conversation
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>>565747680

Yeah she's (he*) is clearly just being a cunt but still, imagine having the award for "gayest thing ever written" that's pretty awesome.
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>>565748852
"which durr splains durr get on durr you"
that's what a girl hears when you talk, loser

you talk like afaggot and a loser hahahahaha

>>565748890
and you must be his dick sucking buddy, huh?
what a group of virgin bitch losers

>>565748903
how can a mini cock be magnificent? hahaha
only small dick boys say that about themselves
confirmed small dick

>>565748956
get laid on 4chan?
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! you guys are seriously autistic for real though
wow
a girl gives you a chance to talk to her, and you all get hostile and freak out, which is what you do in real life, which is why you're all losers

hahahaha i seriously feel sorry for you guys

kill yourselves, please. u will NEVER get laid

>>565748997
are you the black guy?
some black guys sent me a dick pic, and i didn't replay

i don't like black guys, sorry

the other, like 12 guys, who sent me dick pics that i ignored, had like a 3 inch penis

i'm not about small dick dudes, sorry
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Exactly who is this faggot in the pic?
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>>565749297
I did not send a dick pic...just say hey,whatsup....
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>>565745323
Those are very nice titties....
I think this isn't her.
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>>565749157
She's not real dude. But she might be a real dude.
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>>565748724
Well you have fun wasting your life away completely bombed. I'll continue living a productive life. Thanks for the laugh though.
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>obviously knows nothing about 4chan...
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>>565749348
The girl on the top right doesn't even look like you
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>>565748724
>you probably never been around a girl other than your mom, you ugly little bitch pussy
hahahahahahaha what a loser!!!!!!!
I don't go around women like yourself because
>If your cut and blood gets on me I could contract aids
>I don't want crabs
>Don't want to catch the clap
>Bitches like you are ugly and never shut up
>I'm better off getting someone with an IQ above 80, unlike yourself.
>Someone who can actually think of insults instead of just reusing the same ones over and over again.
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>>565749253
Yo who is that, I'm on my phone right now please help me out here
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>>565749297
My dick has a built in vibrator and optional attachable french tickler, that's how.
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>>565748724
I'm here because even though you're an obvious troll you're clearly forged responses are hilarious. Oh, and I lied about being gay. Truth is I'm bi, and I may not be 100% gay, but STILL I get more guys than you do, while I also get girls (most of which ALSO get more guys than you do!) and while I'm on the subject, sucking cock is a lot of fun, feeling them twitch when you lick the tip, tasting their precum with every movement of your tongue? Fantastic. I rate 8/8.
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>>565749634
Whoops, I meant "You're".
Fuck, I dun goofed.
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>>565747703
Confirmed. This OP fake cunt is a liar faggot.

Fill the thread with real girls who actually are pretty and with nice tits!
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>>565749634
Don't ever greentext again.
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>>565743512
>being King Newfag
OP isn't a chick just some faggot want you to be his personal army and bombard some chick that denied him with dicks
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Hey kik me also! Jessic977 I want trade nudes also
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>>565748724
I'm on my tab right now

Ayyyy lmao you're crazy
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>>565749297
>a girl gives you a chance to talk to her

You say that like it's a huge honor you spastic cockfuck. Yeah you're kinda cute but you're nothing special, so stop acting all high and mighty when you're just an average drunk white girl.

>inb4 faggot
>inb4 virgin
>inb4 black guy
>inb4 small penis
>inb4 CUTE GUYS ON KIK
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>>565742785
Sent 2 snaps already and neither have been open.
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>>565750013
>inb4 FAT NECKBEARD
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>>565742785
>inb4 Op is some chick trying to get 4chan to send dickpicks to her friend or just some neckbeard with a similar agenda.
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>>565749348
none of your business, bitch lol
he's a nice guy, so don't even talk shit about him
or i'll fucking murder you!

>>565749395
ok dude. i got like 50+ messages when i posted my face, so you need to be patient

i'm still talking to people one by one

>>565749460
huh? is 4chan a retarded people meeting place?

>>565749468
"productive life"
on 4chan
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
whatever you say, fat boy

>>565749565
who gives a fuck if i don't know about 4chan?
fucking loser
is this your life? 4chan?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaa
i'm dying right now

losers make me laugh so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>565749579
don't worry about my personal life, stalker
stalker much?
if i haven't replied to you on kik, it's prob because you're ugly or boring
or i haven't gotten around to you

otherwise, i guess you won't know, will you, bitch?

>>565749634
wow
worst.
greentext.
ever.

>>565749648
lol losers
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>>565749253
PLEASE someone tell me who this woman is, I'm on mobile
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>>565749648
Siri
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>>565749297
Look bitch: we have rules. Tits. Proper timestamp. Stop being such an absurd and weird cunt. Why you got to make it weird? I propose this: If you actually attractive, and not a horrible human being, then I'm sure there would be some local faggot or neckbeard around for you to take advantage of.

>get fucked sweety
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>>565749854
you're too stupid to talk to
please an hero

>>565749882
durr durr fake durr durr

the sounds of a rejected fat ugly boy hahahaha

>>565749678
hahahahahaha
i fucking WISH a guy really had that shit

>>565749685
>Oh, and I lied about being gay. Truth is I'm bi, and I may not be 100% gay
You're a gay faggot and you're going to HELL

I wouldn't even SPIT on a faggot degenerate like you if you were on fire

You're mentally ill, sick bitch. go fuck a goat and leave me alone!!! Gross!!!!!

>>565749904
you're way off, little faggot
tee hee ? meow meow
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>>565742785
OP already confirmed for autistic faggot.
When will you an hero OP?
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>>565747929
>i'd kick ur ass irl you piece of shit pussy bitch
what the fuck did you say to me you little bitch ill shove my dick so far up your ass that you will cough out several children.then i will leave you to raise them alone.assuming my dick can fit.
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>>565750254
Original post, "I'm drunk".
Types out all these long ass coherent posts...
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>>565749897
You mean "Never GreenText again."
I used Green text correctly, I was listing and quoting. One of the uses of GreenText other than telling stories.
>>565749648
However, I don't take advice from people too dumb to figure out how to press buttons on a phone.
>>565750254
Well at least you thought to copy this other faggot instead.
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>>565749971
what's a tab?
aaaaaayyyyyyy lmao
i need some weeeeeeeeeeeed

>>565750013
>Yeah you're kinda cute
yup. i am cute, so i don't waste time with ugly stupid losers
but you're kinda being nice even though you don't realize it
so...whatever. meow meow
i wanted to put on a show for you guys but you started fighting me instead

seriously, 4chan turned gay!
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>>565750254
Tablet lmaoooooooooooo
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>>565750401
Forgot to Capitalize and Punctuate on all of your replies, if anyone's the dumbass here it's you.
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>>565750132
dude, caaaaaaaaaaaalmn your autism

have you guys seen those BETA cringe threads?

that's what you guys are doing!

I got like more than 100 messages so far right now since i posted my pic and kik, and you guys keep getting mad that i don't reply to you in a minute?

that's what makes you beta, dudes. seriously

calm the fuck down. let a girl get to the message, or maybe i'll get to yours tomorrow

stop being so fucking BETAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>565750401
Bish I dun told you I do. I got the Adam Jensen of penises. It's also size adjustable, rotates and brews coffee.
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>>565750401
Great job op. You trolled a bunch of 12 year Olds with autism. Put that on your resume it will look great. This thread was fun while it lasted. Heaven out
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>>565750162
maybe

or maybe i'm just a girl who got out of a bar, and my bitch friend Emily went off with some dude, and my other friend and her bf dropped me off and went home, and i'm still typsy (need to drink more or get high) and bored, and can't sleep, and my ex has a gf already so i'm lonely

*tear*
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>>565750529
>2014
>operating a phone by pressing buttons
Poorfag.
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>>565750748
You're not real! &&&&&& You're getting mad! Why is this thread still a thing???

ayyyy lmao
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>>565750748
hey sexy are you sill replying on kik?
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>>565750401
There's nothing quite like the taste of a big, thick cock in your mouth, while the other man moans in pleasure, and you feel his legs twitching with each swipe of your tongue across the fat cock, dripping with precum before you finally taste tier load. Then, they get to return the favor on my fat cock. After I'm done with that? I like to get with a girl, just to keep my cock guessing, but I don't do it with 4chan users, because of the smegma built up in their teeth.
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>>565749929 dis bitch dont speak english.
>>565749929
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>>565750904
Nice sob story op, we all feel so sorry for you. I'm actually bawling my eyes out right now while furiously masturbating, re-imagining the awful moment when you realised you were all alone in the world
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>>565750904
Why the fuck are you crying to /b?Go an hero faggot.
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>>565750279
wow. you're so sick and desperate
it's just a porn star, you stupid retard

>>565750392
(try to imagine i'm talking like a retarded person)

"durr durr bitch, we have durr rules. durr or durr the fuck durr. i'm a lonely little durr, and i want durr tits, or my durr like sucks, because i'm so durr and a durr loser"

that's (You) talking, faggot hahahahahahaha

>>565750432
when your mom gets raped by niggers, and you an hero first, and even then i won't because i'm too cute to kill myself ? meow meow

>>565750465
hahahahahahahahahahaha
at least you guys are entertaining me ;P
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>>565750956
I was referring to how you have to press a button to start an app on say an iPhone.
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>>565750904
This bitch is autistic

/thread
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>>565742785
Trying to Kik you
Coincidentally I'm a drunk cute guy that can't sleep as well hit me back
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>>565751423
i will tear your vagina in half.you wont be able to walk for weeks.assuming it fits.
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>>565750512
damn
you must be 11 years old
bitch, i can be totally fucked up and text my girls no problem
go to sleep, little baby boy

>>565750529
you have a phone with "buttons" hahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahahha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
i died right now

>>565750701
oooooh hahaha a tab? no one calls it that shit
it's a tablet
a tab is something you stick up your ass

>>565750741
wow. NERD ALERT!!! hahaha
fat magic the gathering pokemon loser here!!!!
hahahahahaha
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>>565751423
Actually I just want to go fap to her really quick and relax, that's cool, you can pretend masturbation is sick if you want le gr8 le b8 le m8 xD xD
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>>565750781
i don't know who adam jensen is
do you know all the big dick guys online?
is that what you're saying?
that sounds really gay, dude
you love big dick, don't you?
hahahahahaha

>>565750869
wow. so scared of being exposed that you sage to make harsh comments? anonymity behind anonymity... wow
the supreme gentleman over here!
hahahahahahaha
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>>565742785
ITT: Autism
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>>565751974
XD
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>>565751974
Wut. Where did you get the big dick guys thing from? Am confused where this came from.
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>>565750956
haha yeah, confirmed loser using a button pressing phone from walmart

>>565750957
you're the one who sounds mad, little boy
did you send me a 3 inch dick pic on kik, and didn't get a response? LMFAO!!!!!

do i really have to tell you why you're being ignored?

>>565750983
yeah. i've replied to about 18 guys so far, and there's a LOT of messages left

damn. a lot of people lurking on here, because it was like a flood of dudes sending me messages now all of a sudden on kik

or maybe they made accounts just to talk to me? lol that's kewl

if you're a kewl dude, i'll add you on facebook or instagram, and maybe skype
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>>565751717
It's called a touchscreen for a reason.
You press it.
Just because I know how to spell doesn't mean jack shit. All it means is that you don't, and you just called yourself out on it.
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why are you faggots even replying?

sage this shitty thread into nonexistence
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>>565746548
seriously though how old are you?
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>>565751276
haha fuck off!!!!!!
my friends SUCK
whatever hahahaha
i'm meeting some cool guys tonight, so whatevs

>>565751328
why don't you gtfo, faggot?
if you don't like my thread, go jerk it to gore and MLP and shit
stupid little faggot
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>>565752265
>you press it

You actually touch it dumbass
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>>565752238
Tab tab tab

Ayyyyyyyyy lmaooooooooooooooooo cya girl
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>>565752148
FUCKING ASSHOLE NO ONE TOLD YOU TO DO THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>565752469
Same difference.
No need to get all butthurt over it.
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>>565751445
>>565751445
Tessa Fowler needs to get fucked already.

>thatsmywaifu.jpg
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>>565752265
You must be new here to get trolled so easily xD
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Op is trying too hard with the bait.
2/10 for making me reply.
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>>565752267
Sage goes in all fields.
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>>565751550
um...far from it, loser

>>565751630
i wish you would
i need a good dicking right now
it's been like 8 months since i broke up with my ex and no dick
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>>565752647
Is that the best thing you could think of in all this time?
Wow, I guess 12 year olds actually do Browse /b/, yourself included.
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>>565742785
Sage this faggotry.

The neckbeard pretending to be this ugly train wreck cunt thinks he is clever with his fourth grade playground come backs. Try attractive bait next time faggot. Not some inbred looking fat hog ugly cunt with a face looking like it got worked over with a shovel.
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>>565752590

Youre not even https://twitter.com/Megan_Tylar

Cant believe these anons fell for some fat attention whore using a pretty chicks pics pics to feel loved. Fuck off dike. These pics were posted earlier, and youre just recycling them.

Sage goes in all fields
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>>565752590
Oh wah wah wah, your tears are only making me jack off harder
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>>565752590
Your sax set up is for plebs. Fucking make money and get a real set up you poor pleb.
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>>565752862
meh ill add you cause the people I added from here on kik stopped talking or something.
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>>565752218
you're like "i got a big dick like (insert name)"

as if telling a girl that your dick is as big as another guy's dick that you've seen online or wherever, isn't super gay? and creepy? lol
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>>565752862
No dick in 8 months? Just walk down a dark alley late at night, that'll fix you right up
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>>565752904
You're trying so hard, it's hilarious, I don't even get why you're pretending you don't start middle school in a couple of days, and should probably be getting back to a good sleep schedule
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>>565752265
you press the screen, or touch it? hahahaha
be honest, mister: you have a walmart throw away phone, don't you? Hahahahahahhaha

>>565752267
you sound like a little bitch
you're prob that faggot i called out, and he's like "i'm not 100% gay, i'm bi"

now you're all butthurt and rejected, and telling people to sage? hahahahaha

what a LOSER!!!!
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>>565753110
aayyy lmao, me irl #wannabang?
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>>565753110
Holy christ you have AUTISM.
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>>565742785
MORE TITS OP
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>>565753363
Ikr he's so obviously poor with a phone like that xD xD
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op is an upity bitch
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>>565753110
I never said it was big. That quote is grossly inaccurate too. I used a metaphor, not a simile.
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>>565752406
old enough to shave my pussy. wbu?

>>565752546
he he ayyyy lmaoooooo

>>565752606
haha it's funny tho

>>565752741
durr out of durr for making me durr
i hate you paranoid losers
it's like... "girls aren't real"
"they are only in my little pony"
"life isn't real"
it's so pathetic!!!!!

>>565752818
faggot goes in your ass fields hahahaha
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Before i go, i want to see moar of that body
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>>565753252
>Reuses the same joke while trying to pretend you're not butthurt
Someone's Jimmies have been rustled.
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>>565753656
op is only here cause she's an insecure little crybaby and this is the most attention she gets from anyone, ever
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>>565752986
enjoy it, little buddy ? meow meow

>>565753109
thanks! i'll eventually say hi to everyone
i promise

>>565753019
i have no idea what this means hahaha

>>565753245
hahaha
i don't want to get raped by AIDS niggers!!!!!
(not that we have many niggers here in my area, thank goooooooooooood)

>>565753252
i love watching you nerds fight on my threads
hahaha
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>>565753774
You're just mad because you're poor lmfao
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>>565747929
Stupid cunt the pic you posted has been used on here before. Nice try FAGGOT.
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>>565753656
The only person who is willing to fuck you is too lazy to jack off.
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>>565753656
ok, i'll bite. i'm 27, a girl can shave her pussy at 15...so how old ar you?
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>>565753364
hehe
i like that mexican face! hahahaha

>>565753428
holy christ, you believe in magical jew gods!
hahahahahaha

>>565753431
i'm sending them out on kik
if one of you wants to post my nudes from my kik, i'm ok with that
add me: Cheyenne.ptv
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>>565753656
Ignore OP she has the worst case of Autism i have ever seen in a girl. She only listens to Taylor Swift, One Direction, Justin Bieber, and Nicki Minaj.
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>>565753969
You're fighting with him too nigger xD
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5/10 for all the replies, even people who don't believe you are replying

Nice trolling, waiting till the time in "timestamp" pic was a good touch also, good use of copypasta
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>>565754151
> i'm sending them out on kik
if one of you wants to post my nudes from my kik, i'm ok with that
Someone please do this
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>>565753969
>i have no idea what this mean hahaha
Guys, OP is not the girl in the picture. Op is a lying autistic whore.
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>>565754151
ohbb, i'm going MLG for you<3
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>>565754151
>>565753656

Op isn't even a grill.
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>>565753995
I have an iPhone 5s.
It's pretty good.
>>565754221
You're aware she's calling you a nerd too, right?
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>>565753491
hehe
he probably buys groceries at the dollar store

>>565753586
you sound like an upity nigger
go back to the hood, nigger with AIDS

>>565753590
hahahahahahaha
REKT!!!!!

>>565753719
so Kik me faggot. send me your dick!
if you're cute or have a big dick, i'll show you my pussy and body
KIK: cheyenne.ptv

>>565753774
>Someone's Jimmies have been rustled
um...my DAD talks like that.
you must be OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>565753945
yup. you caught me, mister!
that's meeeeeeeeee haha
i don't care. it's entertaining and fun
are you jelly? jelly baby? LOL
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>>565754151
The jigga boo is up you whore! Everyone knows you're an autist with shit b8
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>>565754418
You're aware that's you don't have an iPhone because you're poor right xD xD I'm dying
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>>565754467
Your Father must browse /b/.
What I said has nothing to do with my age.
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>>565749648
>>565750279
Siri

She's a fucking landwhale don't know how she looks so skinny in that pic, might be photoshop
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>>565754467
Now you're not even putting effort into your responses. If you're gonna troll at least do it well.
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>>565754016
you mad, dickbutt? hahahahaha

>>565754090
durr durr, people can't post more than once durr

are you retarded, little boy?

yeah, i posted before. do you think there is a thread posting limit or something, idiot?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you're so stupid!!!!

>>565754094
that doesn't make sense haha

>>565754106
old enough to know that you shouldn't be watching 15 yr old shaved pussies online, you pedophile piece of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>565754153
i actually LOVE One Direction and Nicki Minaj
People here make threads about Nicki, so why you talking shit, retard?
let me guess, you listen to suicide goth nerd metal electronica dubstep? Hahahahahahaha
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>>565754685
Yeah, I've seen her shit before and she NEVER looks like that
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>>565754608
Low quality bait.
You're trying waaaay too hard.
Coming back to the same joke and throwing in all the "xD"s.
But maybe when you finally get to High school you might be able to come up with something half decent.
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i cant hold all those tldrs
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>>565754870
The only reason why it doesn't make sense to you is because you're retarded.
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>>565754870
if u want me to be m8
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>>565754467
YOU'VE BEEN EXPOSED! YOU AINT MEGAN TYLAR SORENSON.
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>>565745323
ROFL LEARN TO TIMESTAMP HARLOT
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>>565754467
yo niggas this bitch is so dumb bruh bet this bitch str8 white gurl tryna rep a real nigga hood rat lyfe style
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>>565754896
>>565754732
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>>565754870
Fuck it, I'll bite. Reply to me on kik, I'm the cute one
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>>565754943
Rising 9th grader confirmed
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>>565755141
>>565754984
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>>565754221
>>565754227
>>565754235
>>565754306
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>>565754330
>>565754393
I fucking VOLUNTEERED to put a show on for you guys, and what did you all do?

You went all AUTISTIC SUPREME GENTLEMAN and started hating on me, instead of being nice and making me feel sexy and romantic.

Shit, I would've put on lingerie and had fun showing off for you guys, but you kids don't seem to know how to treat a lady, so go fuck yourselves!

Now, i'm only playing to nice, cute guys on KIK who actually are respectful to me!

KIK: cheyenne.ptv
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>>565742785
every response by this worthless cumdump is tl;dr
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>>565754870
seriously don't be a bitch, I was a teenager once and when I was 15 my 15 year old gf shaved her pussy, just goes to show how immature you really are that you cant figure that out. sreiouslly that reply is justy proving ur a troll, have fun 2/10 for picking a pic of a hot girl
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Can someone post the kik pics here?
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>>565755241
fuck u
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>>565755346
Meh, she made you type a paragraph. 5/10
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>>565755363
>sage u dumb cunt
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>>565747454
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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>>565755507
Let's do this.
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>>565755420
There are no kik pics, this bitchs living in her own delusions.

>>565755241
>>565755363
>>565755437
>>565755507
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>>565755503
true...
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>>565755287
THIS BITCH HAS SEVER AUTISM!!
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>>565742785
You sound pretty chill, show tits? Not drunk but had first smirnoff tonight lol.
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>>565755287
why do we need your tits when we have the internet?
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