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/b/ please help me i need money for rent or im going to lose
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/b/ please help me i need money for rent or im going to lose my home i need 410$

i don't know what to do.
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>>565193192
Just log on to party poker dot net, and jump right in the game. Party poker dot nett, you won't find tournaments happening now and then - you'll find them happening every day!
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>>565193192
I have a similar issue. I need $250 by
Monday :(
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I can offer two dollars.

You should get a job.
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>>565193773
i work at a place called dollar general

[email protected] is my paypal
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>>565193969
Nice. I was going to apply at a dollar general. Maybe. Do they test for drugs? sending the dollar seventy five because that is all it is I think.
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>>565194204
no they don't drug test
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>>565194268
While I retrieve my password (it has been that long) I must ask how do you find yourself lacking this amount of money?
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>>565193969


I work at Family Dollar.

I don't honestly need $250, though. I am not gonna lie to you people; I would buy drugs with any amount of money you send me.

>>565193726 was me.
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>>565194542
court charged me for something and they never told me about it cause they sent the mail to my old place
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I am looking forward to buying a $300 Computer. Little bit short by $25 can someone help me fill that gap?
Paypal:[email protected]
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>>565194268
Bad news friend, the 1.25usd I was sent by an online friend for gits and shiggles got sent back. Sorry. Best of luck.

Still wondering how your budget got so astray though.
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I'm trying to get a PS4 and am just 55.01 short in my gift card balance.

The shitty part is I have $50 in Amazon giftcards lying somewhere around my apartment and just can't fucking find them. If anyone is psychic and knows where I put that shit, I could use some help.
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>>565193192
Would help, but I too am broke.
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>>565195473
>>565195473

Dude, its in the back of your socm drawer, underneath and partially hanging out of a sock.
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>>565196080
Sock drawer, I meant.
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i decided im going to kill myself watch the news for dallas texas

name starts with E
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HERES MY BANK ACCOUNT I FORMATION

YOULL FIND IT FULL OF CAPITAL
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>>565197025
Ellis?
Elphonse?
Elric?
Eric?
Elise?
Ellie?
Ellen?
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>>565197598
nope.

i don't have the money for the gas bag suicide kit so i'll hang myself
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>>565197792
May your next life be a happy one.
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>>565197913
i hope the next life thing is true so i can redo what i done wrong

finish school and not get my ged
go to college
get the job i always wanted
be happy
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>>565197792
Can I have all your money before you die E guy? [email protected]
You have no use for it when your gone bro. Why not put it to good use and help me out?
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>>565197792
Eoin?
Earl?
Erika?
Erica?
Eadbhard
Eames
Eamon
Eamonn
Ean
Earl
Earle
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>>565199340
et
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>>565199453
alright /b/ im gone i'll miss the times i had on the site and i'll miss the few people that care for me

hope the other life thing is true
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>>565200671
Dude....Send me all your money
[email protected]
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>>565197025
>>565200671
Please don't.
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>>565200671
Hey.
Don't.
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>>565201412
>>565201180
yes he was a great man and he decided to kill himself just like me.
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don't you have friends where you could crash for a few days? Why is /b/ always trying to anhero when shit didn't even hit the fan?
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>>565200671
>seriously thinking to become reborn
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>>565201713
No, you didn't. He did, he's not here anymore and we know how that made us feel. You haven't decided to kill yourself yet, you're still here. If you are not going to do it you should figure out a way to get the money you need, or find a new place to live.
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>>565193192
Sell your stuff, sell your body for sex if you're attractive enough (just take precautions so you don't get murdered or ripped off), get free food at homeless shelters, be homeless and get a gym membership so you have a place to shower.

Hope you've got a car or you are royally fucked.
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>>565193192

livestream it
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>>565202031
Oh and sell drugs
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If you were going to kill yourself, you would have. You don't want to. You want someone to stop you.

I tried to kill myself once, and I regretted it in the moment. You never know how wonderful life is until you are completely sure you've just snuffed your own out. If you're going to do it, do it. I wouldn't suggest it though.
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>>565197025
You should probably try LSD before you die right?
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>>565202129
Why hasn't anyone livestreamed their suicide before?
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We know you're here, OP.
If you haven't felt truly alive then there's nothing to kill. You can't kill yourself, nor should you. Money should not be a reason for you to end the life you were given, you can still move onward. We're all here if you need to vent; just let it out. Or don't. You have that privilege.
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>>565202346

Never really think about it in the moment.... Some people have in the past though.
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>>565202569
I hope I see one before I die. At least I saw Twitch beat Pokemon.
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>>565193192
Can't help OP.

I need my money so I can Doublepay my Rent so I'll be set for Sept-Nov.

Feels good knowing how to be financially savie.
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You're being awfully silent, OP.
What are you thinking about? Just let your fingers caress each key until you say what you need.
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>>565201713
I said this quite often this week on /b/.
If you have talked with death you are free to do anything. Choose a new path.
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You might think we're bullshitting you here but look at the people who saw your thread and came by. Who do you have in your life? Some of us have no one, and that's just fine.
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You must be thinking awfully hard.
Times are tough.

I'll be here until you come back, like I trust you will.
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Want to post a song but it is german, wouldn't help you.
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Man, OP is such a joker.

Saying he's going to kill himself and ceasing to respond. "I decided to kill myself watch the news for dallas texas" he says, what a funny guy.
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I wonder where the time has gone, it seems there's nobody left in this thread. Is anyone lurking? Is it just me? Just kidding, it's you and me, right OP? Because you're still here, thinking away.
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>>565204256
I don' really know if this is bait
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>>565204332
I'm glad to see we have another anon lurking the thread. I can't wait until OP tells us about his decision, I'm shaking with anticipation.
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>>565193192
fuck i got to this thread too late, guess theres no use donating to a dead guy
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>>565193192
ops a fucking moron for spending money on internet then going homeless
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>>565204495
Did you hear that, OP? This guy can donate to you. I told you there was hope, just respond to him and things will work out just fine. Maybe you won't even be homeless, you'll keep your home, and that beautiful head on your shoulders.
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>>565204467
i honestly have my belt around my neck right now im still thinking about it though
>>565204539
i basically got robbed
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>>565204731
still bullshit killing yourself over it
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>>565204731
What belt? A metaphorical one I hope, you could experience a mishap and kill yourself. We wouldn't want that. Would we? OP. A robbery is just a minor setback, and money only has as much value as we choose to assign it, a human life is priceless.
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>>565197025
I support a person's right to make their own decisions. if u want to puss out then go ahead and kill yourself. if u want to keep playing the game instead of ragequitting try harder
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>>565204807
i been having trouble my entire life and now im finally going to be homeless
>>565204886
father say's otherwise
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>>565204985
Now why would your father do a thing like that? You shouldn't let someone else control your life, OP.
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>>565204985
I could just repeat my self. How old are you? and who cares about parents? You can never be good enough for your father get over it. It doesn't matter
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>>565205096
when i told my dad when i was young that i was gay he told me no one will love me and that i should stop fucking around

my dad never talked to me the same after that
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>>565204985
Do you really know if you are reborn? No, you can't. What if there is nothing after your death?
Do the best you can out of your life. If you are at a low point you can climb the stairs again, chisel yourself in the soft sand. You can choose who you want to be, just be yourself and do what you like. Don't care about what others say. Instead of killing yourself you could just live and travel around the world.
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>>565205253
so? fuck your dad. Get your shit together and piss on his grave when you're good
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>>565204495
Donate to me broski. Just asking for $300 big ones.

Or....just a dollar. Please?
paypal:[email protected]
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>>565205253
I'd like to think I know how you feel, OP. I came out and lost someone very important to me. Your Dad has always been looking at you as your Dad, no matter what happens it doesn't change the fact that you're family. I can't imagine what kind of person would refuse the fact when it's in front of them, he's chosen to pull the blinders down on his life and deprive him of something that's one in a million; you. There will never, ever in this lifetime be another one of you. Don't listen to that nonsense about nobody will ever love you; I love you just the way you are, and one day you'll find a person to share your love with.
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i can't believe 410$ is going to kill me

thanks for everything again guys i decided that im going to choose the pussy way out i'll do it around 5:00 am in the morning. ill probably be found later though

Dallas Texas http://www.wfaa.com/

paypal is [email protected] if anyone cares i got 4 days but i won't make it
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>>565205906
OP, not having a home doesn't mean it's the end. There's no reason to fear the unknown, in fact it's completely irrational. People choose to live irrationally under rational law, I don't think your family would forgive you if you chose this way out. Your Father never stopped loving you, even if his perception has changed.
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>>565205906
you still got 4 days? Get your shit together and look for work on craigslist
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>>565205906
>[email protected]
I found your Facebook, OP. Just under three years ago you were skipping one day of school with your Mom, why don't you tell me about that? How is your relationship with your Mother, good? You're an interesting person OP, and held it together all this time. We've done nothing, you're the strong one.
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>>565206549
My mistake, it's been almost four years. What happened? You can still get your GED, can't you? Things seldom pan out the way we hope in life but that's when we adjust and persevere. How are you feeling, OP?
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>>565206863
No no, wait, it's three years. You know what? I did a quick search on Google and found you can actually get your GED at any age. It's never too late, and you wouldn't have posted your paypal if you weren't waiting. Hopeless people don't wait.
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Someone screenshot this thread, so that we have a good cross reference later, if the mentioned suicide does actually take place.

OP, if you truly do kill yourself, don't leave a sappy sob story suicide note. Let them know that you made a decision fully aware of the consequences, and that you were in full control of your faculties. Stress that it was your choice, and for the love of god, make sure that the person who reads is leaves with some semblance of hope for THEIR OWN lives instead of making it into a sob story about your own depression. Death can be an uplifting thing, if presented properly.

That being said, I still think it's a bad idea to an hero, and I do have doubts that you will go through with it....
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>>565204731
>i basically got robbed
How can you basically get robbed? You lent some asshole money?
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Hello, OP? If you're going to take control of your life then why not do it in a productive way? What is killing yourself going to accomplish in the long run?
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OP?
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>>565207407
>leaving a note
Real men make it look like an accident so their friends and family aren't as sad. Just saying.
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?
??
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Pls respond.
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>>565207986

Nah. That's shitty. If my brother, for example, killed himself, I would like to know. If I thought it was a home invasion without ever having closure, it would piss me off so much that I would never be over it.

If there was a calm note indicating deep thought into the subject, then at least I know he would have been at peace and not just acting out in the moment.

All hypothetical of course.
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OP, where art thou?
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OP?
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Get a payday loan from cashmart or somesuch establishment. Yeah there will be interest but you won't be fucked completely if you b niggardly for the next few weeks.
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OPeeeeeeeeeh?
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>>565208737
>>565208515


...maybe op is not a faggot....

OP will be remembered fondly. We should begin writing his/her epitaph
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>>565206104
>>565206108

Op, that reference is too old for summercancer/b/
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Holy shit OP...
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>>565208903
Well, shit.

OP...?
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Hey OP?
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>>565209550
let's remember him/her as the jokester that he/she was.

Pic related
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Screencapped.
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Hey OP. We're still here, speak up.
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>>565193192
Suck dicks for money.
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>>565209898
Did I do well? Can OP maybe rate my work? Its not 5:00 yet!
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>>565209898
>>565209898

Saved.
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Alright then.
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OP said at 5 AM, his/her time....

>about 4 minutes until
>that uneasy feel
>also anticipation
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OP is going to post any minute now, you had us going.
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holy shit did actually do it?
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OP is still here.. Right, OP? Right?
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OP YOU BETTER ANSWER US YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
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OP? We're waiting.
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I KNOW OP DIDN'T DO IT! GET BACK HERE YOU FAGGOT AND RESPOND TO US!
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>>565210490
I did that first! And mine has more posts! And mine is all black and grim! AND I will steal the picture of OP from your post! My screencap is best screencap!
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>>565211185
Fuck off, it doesn't matter.
Where are you OP? Answer us.
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>>565211253
It's 5 o'clock, OP is dead, dummy.
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>>565211342
Bullshit, she said "around" 5 am
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>>565194204
>Do they test for drugs?
I think I found out what the issue is
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>>565211342
Shut your fucking mouth.
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op found dead? op is a girl? http://www.wfaa.com/story/news/local/tarrant-county/2014/08/28/eastern-hills-student-killed-i30-fort-worth/14724567/y
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I'll be checking the obituaries, OP.
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>>565211431
>>565211460
Okay, sorry! It IS 5 o'clock afterall, that's quite late, so OP must've just dosed off without noticing. Right now she's sleeping and in about 8 hours she will wake up thinking "boy, how stupid was I last night? I'd better go and get that $410 now!"
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>>565211751
I'm pretty sure some people already donated.
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>>565211751
>>565211708
>>565211667
Guys..
OP is gone..
Let's just keep silent and keep an eye on http://www.wfaa.com/ for now.
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>>565211857
FUcking spiders.
He's just sleeping
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>>565211857
Bump the thread in two minute intervals to keep it alive.
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>>565211827
Even better! She will check her paypal account and, overjoyed from having her problem solved, go have a lovely time in the Texas sun!
>>565211857
no u
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>>565211920
Yeah..
Yes, of course.. She's just sleeping. But let's keep an eye on this to make sure she didn't do anything stupid.
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>>565211960
Bump
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>>565212035
And even if she did try to commit suicide, she would fail! She said she would hang herself on a belt, and, since she is a girl, all of her belts are thin and flimsy, so they wouldn't support her weight and she wouldn't be left with her feet dangling a foot from the floor, instead she would come crashing down. After coming so close to killing herself she would have enough adrenaline running through her veins to stop feeling depressed and start solving her problems. Hurrah! Alive she is!
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Bump
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I'm tired.
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>>565212426
Exactly..
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>>565212474
God damn it, OP.
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>>565198312
Evan isn't it?
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Bumping..
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I don't think we'll hear from OP again. I am getting tired, as well.
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I'm not leaving yet.
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>>565212880
I'll stick around.. It's still pretty early here.
Just gonna keep bumping the thread until it doesn't matter anymore..
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Man. Just. Man. That's really fucking sad
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YEP. EVERYTHING IS GOOD, PLEASE DON'T CRY OR I WILL TOO.
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>>565213030
what are you, 12? act like a man damn it. stop being a little emo bitch and nut the fuck up.

ITT: Manchildren
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>>565213030

I'll keep on for at least a little while. Until I pass out... Which WILL be soon ish.
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>>565213158
Eat a sack of baby dicks, nigga
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>>565213151
It's too late, man..
But I know OP's just sleeping, so it's fine.. Right, guys? Right..
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>>565213158

You have unresolved/suppressed feels in your past.
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I might pass out soon, if so, try to take this thread to its bump limit.
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>>565213269
Yes. Sleeping. On the floor, lying down. Not hanging on a belt. Belts aren't strong enough to support human weight. Yes.
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>>565213483
Will do.
>>565213158
And fuck you.
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>>565213269
ID: UnMAN2F

Fucking hilarous. you little pussy. grow up kid, life sucks 90% of the time and crying about it wont make it any better
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>>565213483

I'm on the verge of collapse myself.
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>>565193192
Extend your student loan. I had the same problem, until I did that, and now I have an extra £250 interest free monayz.
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>>565213552
Fuck you too, asshole.
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Fuck
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>>565213579
Did you know that most people who say things like "life sucks 90% of the time" are faggots? Sometimes even pretentious ones!
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Bump. Try to help bump this thread, anons.
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>>565213579
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>>565213701
T-thanks...
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>>565213701
Thanks for reminding me my vocabulary is limited you insensitive fuck!
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>>565197792
NO ANON
Never Give up on life!
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>>565213745
>calls me a faggot
>using anime weaboo images

that's /b/ for ya

>>565213835
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OP, OP, where will you go
I'm going where the cold wind blows

In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun don't ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through
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>>565213871
>>565213851
>>565213975
Just keep bumping.
I want OP to wake up and see this.
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>>565212426
who said shes female?
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>>565213975
Here, have another one
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>>565193192
>>565193726

How well can you suck dick? and or are you willing to become trap?
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>>565214170
Found her facebook
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>>565214154
Fuck I don't even know what this thread is about, but damn I'm excited to be here!
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>>565214170
It's cooler to mourn a girl. We aren't faggots here, are we?
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>>565214179
ok that's kinda cute

but you're still a faggot
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>>565214296
how do you know it's her fb acc?
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>>565214324
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>>565214396
It's tied to her hotmail and has existed for a few years, and contains a profile picture along with a couple of her posts. might not be her but it'd be unlikely
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>>565214483
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>>565214370
T-thanks...you're pretty great too...
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Bumping once more for OP
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>>565214569

Dat gif
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These people..
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Can I not be a jew and only ask for $2 dollers instead? I was hoping to get one of my gaming /b/ a $15 game. Only have $13
[email protected]
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>>565214780
nice filename
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>>565214880
Get the fuck out of here I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT AND WEAR YOU LIKE A PELT YOU GREEDY FUCKING SCUMBAG
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op if you're still here i'm willing to give you $2,000 toward life if you reply back in the next 5 minutes
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>>565214852
The fun never ends!
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>>565214652
thanks, i know i am. now lick my boot
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>>565214897

Yeah man. Phone.
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Go gay for pay.
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>>565214953

if op does not respond, could you send it to me? My car is about to break down
.
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>>565215001
Atleast the thread is getting bumped..

Wake the fuck up already, OP..
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>>565214486
isn't gay only used for males? she should have said that she's a lesbian if she were female.
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>>565214953
OP, come on. It's $2,000!
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>>565214945
BRING IT......
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>>565215193
>mentions gril on the internet
>tits or gtfo x1000
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Well I'm out. Good luck to anyone trying to bump this. Hope OP sees it when she wakes up.

I have my own financial issues to deal with now. See ya all later.
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>>565215008
R-really? C-can I..?
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>>565197025

Shit gets better anon, theres always a way out of things without killing yourself.
You have a lot to live for, for all ya know you might meet a qt3.14 grill next year, or you might win the lottery. You might get a very cozy job as an IT professional, or not. There is nothing worth killing yourself over. One of the many thrills of life is not knowing what comes next, and that should be reason enough to keep living
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>>565215313
yeah she should have posted tits if shes going to an hero anyways.
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>>565215270
Come at me instead? I'll tear your head off and shit down your neck.
Now shut up and be serious a little.
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OP an hero
goodnight 4chinz
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OP, come on.
Bump
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>>565215351
yes, you may. lick them until they're nice and shiny.
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>>565215270
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My eyes are starting to burn, I trust you guys will keep it alive, or at least past 200 replies.

Final bump, goodnight OP.
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>>565214880
Bumping request. Fuck all the drama and the haters. OP is gone and offline. Probably changed into another anon in this thread. In fact I bet one of them that commented on me IS the OP since I am stealing his thunder.
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>>565215737
I got this. Gonna go at it like a pair of bunnies. All these trolls will surely help bumping it too.
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>>565215468
You're so dirty, that I may never finish cleaning you...so I guess I'll have to lick you forever...n-not that I want to!
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>>565215831
Shut your fucking mouth and go make a begging thread. You retarded goddamn manchild, go get a fucking job and buy your own video games. Go suck a dick for 2$ nigga
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>>565215892
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anyone still monitoring the dallas website?
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>>565216137
Good one.
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Bump.
>>565216165
Assuming OP is kill, it will take some time for the body to be found and reported, even longer for an obituary.
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>>565215942
then you will lick me forever, and i know you want to..i would want to lick me too if i were you. now.. start with my breasts. they're incredibly filthy from all of the sweat that's accumulated from my workout today. i'm nice and salty, just for you.
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>>565216202
Was the closest match I had to work with.
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>>565216219
You're juicy like a burger...you delicious piece of shit...
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Bump
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>>565216165
I'm still monitoring it and will for the following days, if OP DOESN'T WAKE THE FUCK UP!

>>565216214
Don't assume that.
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>>565216415
now, now. no need to refer to me by such lewd terms..i demand respect. i own you and that pretty, tight little body of yours.
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I somehow don't buy this. I get the feeling it's just an attention grab, and s/he's lurking and laughing.

I mean Jesus he went from "I need money" to "time to kill myself" in breakneck speed
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>>565216690
>breakneck speed
Oh hoho!
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I can't believe you niggers are this whiteknight and dumb.

Literally look back at OP's posts. Do you see a pattern? He repeatedly posts his Paypal account. Yes, in his story he wants money for rent.

Now listen here faggots, I have seen these threads every week or so. What happens is nobody donates to OP because he is a faggot and OP is like "lel i le master trolled u top kek!!!". OP says he's gonna an hero because he WANTS to bait you faggots into donating moeny to him for a useless fucking thing. OP's rent isn't going out. Legit look at the bigger picture here Idiots.
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>>565216690
>breakneck speed
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>>565216812
>>565216690

Not funny.
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>>565193192
wtf is up with all the begging threads??

protip: www.proven-onlineincome.com
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Bump
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Wake up, OP. Let's keep this alive.
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>>565193192
Take out a loan and pay it next month you fucking dumbass
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ITT: Op saying hes gonna kill himself so people feel pity and give him money
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Bumping for OP
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>>565216861
Huh...didn't even know I did that. Still, I got no regrets about it.
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>>565217414
Not gonna sleep yet?
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>>565217475
I'm about to.
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>>565217565
Eh, fair enough.
I'll keep bumping 'till thread 404's.
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>>565217671
Do it faggot.
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>>565217780
Challenge accepted.
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>>565217863
You won't even make it to 250 posts you filthy nigger.
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>>565217938
WE'LL SEE!
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>>565201008
kek
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>>565218056
Yeah probably not.
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Come on, OP. Wake the fuck up!

>>565218154
I'm still gonna bump it till it 404's no matter what you say.
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>>565218249
Sure thing, that's still not 300.
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>>565218350
Go to bed already. It'll get there eventually.
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>>565218447
Fine then, asshole.
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>>565209898
whats the first letter of your last name?
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>>565218447
Did you give up already you slow piece of shit? THAT'S NOT BUMPING, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
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Shit I forgot to bump. What was I thinking.
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>>565218746
STOP SHOUTING AT ME, I'M DOING IT ON MY OWN PACE.. Still bumping though..
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>>565218747
YOU WEREN'T. YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT. I LEAVE FOR 10 SECONDS AND YOU FUCK THIS UP, BRAVO.
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>>565218837
Just don't sleep then.
Stay and bump with me, pal.
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>>565218952
nah
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>>565219078
Bumping with a bus.
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op is a fag
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Post.
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>>565219153
Eat a cock
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I'll bump....for op ; _ ;
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>>565219309
Fuck you.
>>565219351
Get a hold of yoursef.
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>>565219502
Suck my dick semen
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>>565219538
Yay, you're not going to bed. We can wait for OP together now.
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>>565219634
maybe
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Wt. Snacks? Lol.
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>>565219721
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>>565219792
ehhh
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Yay, image limit.. Fuck.
Bump then.
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>>565211827
What makes you think that?

>>565215193
>isn't gay only used for males?
No. Also what're you talking about?
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