>>564932869
The best DIY you'll ever manage is to an hero.

>>564933054
Dont cut yourself on that edge kid

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>>564932869

>>564933054
can i get a diy for all them edges?

>>564933202
Don't worry anon, I'm well wrapped up. Now bounce that flabby arse back home too mummy.

>>564932869
I will never put my dick in something /b/ created

seems too fishy

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>>564932869

All yours OP, stream it if you try it

>>564933361
Yeah you can.

>>564933489
yup, someone please try it first

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>>564933489
nope I wouldn't either. but this works fine, with no possibility of producing mustard gas

I know there's lots of good ones out there

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>>564934514
i've got one of these dont forget to make a hole at the bottom

>>564933489
not as fishy as my girlfriend's cunt

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>>564934754

You ever notice how your food takes longer to cook in the oven? Well if you preheat the oven first it will take even less time!

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>>564932869

>>564933352
>upside down beer open first and pours all over
>smash that same bottle

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>>564932869
my all-time fleshlight is a real live cute guy's butthole

even has nice sound effects

and it cleans itself up afterwards

best of all--it's free--and replacement versions are widely available

their other attachment is a nice tongue, plus wiggly fingers and toes

profit

>>564934510
it works... google makes out of every little fuck money...

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>>564933938

YESSSS... thank you. I was /r/-ing for this .jpg for 2 years. Thank you thank you thank you

>>564935425
faggot

>>564933938


Why would gas companies test gas they've already sold?

Lies, lies from tiny eyes.

>>564933054
you can actually use a leather belt to hone that edge

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>>564936042
that's why I like these threads

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>>564932869

Tried making one, doesn't work. It's just a good way to waste time and make somewhat of a mess.

On the plus the side corn starch is a useful tool for keeping a fleshlight feeling silky smooth.

>>564934510
testing

>>564934510
But half of the new captchas are 3 or 4 digit numbers with no scanned word, so this is kinda irrelevant.

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>>564936263

Shut up evil gas corporation shill

>>564936468
work only on this exact machine if the code hasnt been changed since late 90' forgot this on modern machines

>>564936940
This shit is a big no-no.

Going there through sleep paralysis is some of the scariest shit ever. It's hard to even wake up from it.

>>564936940
This actually work?

>>564935339
why in hell should i ever need a bulletproof vest?

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I have a DIY but idk if you guys want it

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>>564937262
that's what I was afraid of. but wouldn't being aware of it be reassuring?

>>564937262
try holding your respiration 10 sec you will wake up i've been trough many of this i know this scarry shit will stay in your head but next just hold your breath you will wake up

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>>564934510
have to test

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>>564933054

>>564933489
I've been told it breaks your dick. You'd be a moron to try any bullshit you find on 4chan (At least that you use on yourself)

>>564937363
try it right now and let us know

>>564934510
Tested

>>564937262
>>564937575
i've been doing lucid dreamin since one year now
this technique know as WILD can indeed induce sleep paralysis wich is a scrarry experience however the FILD technique is harmless (google FILD lucid dreaming) and is more indicated for beginners

>>564934510
i've been niggering the captchas as long as i can remember

>>564937828
Nitrogen is better.

>>564934510
what's a captcha?

>>564937586
It happened to me a few times and I ended up researching it, came across a few religious things and one place said that if you say jesus or spell it out in mid air with your finger you will break free of paralysis.
Next time it happened to me I struggled to get words out but when I did manage to say his name I instantly broke free.
I don't know what the fuck to believe cus it's more than just a mere dream. Most likely some crazy brain shit though

>>564934510
testing this

>>564937363
It does.

But please, do not do it this way! The shit you will see you can never unsee. There's more.. Natural ways of doing it. Ways that don't involve shit so scary you would shit yourself if the sleep paralysis allowed.

>>564934510
huh so it does, how nice

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>>564936091

massively

can't get enough butthole

care to volunteer, dickhead ?

you seem like a total butthole

profit

>>564933482
get a load of this faggot! Is today your first time posting?

>>564938138
yep sleep paralysis is really a weird moment for the brain, he dont know how to react and can go into strange things

fun facts if you are lucid dreaming your subsconcious will try to lure you into your "normal state" of dreaming by offering you crazy dream sex. It often works

>>564936468
What if there's 50 dollars in quarters?

>>564934510
tried testing and it didn't like the fake word for the wavy stuff

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>>564937991

>>/diy/

>>564935021
Does this actually work?

>>564937991
There's other methods, like VILD, SSILD, DILD, and more. A simple Google search will show you most of them

>>564937828
$101
that's a fucking expensive suicide

Any other fleshlights other than the ones posted?

>>564934510
test

>>564936940
I had a lucid dream today, which was followed up by sleep paralysis. Scary shit.

>>564935039
lol wtf has anyone done this? plz explain

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>>564936147
Can you imagine thinking you're getting into a regular street fight with someone and he throws powdered glass into your fucking eyes? Jesus Christ, if I'm THAT desperate to get away from a fight and don't care about being a pussy I'll just kick him in the fucking nuts.

>>564939163
yup this
>>564939226
and this

if you want to learn more on the subject i'm afraid that the best ressource for now is the subreddit dedicated to lucid dreaming

I know i know hurdurr redditfag but this site is not that shitty when it comes to obscure subject like that and you avoid all the shit by just staying in the small sub.

I dont ask anyone to become a redditor, just saying that if you are interested by this subject the subreddit is nice
also maybe try /x/ never lurked this board cant tell

>>564939509
both windshield wiper fluid and especially antifreeze are toxic to most living things, like you, and huffing febreeze after poisoning yourself might have the effect of making your corpse smell slightly better

>>564939509
The anitifreeze will dissolve your organs if you drink. Why the fuck would you pour wiper fluid on yourself. Just take 50cc of concentrated in each eyeball. More effective than that shit. :^)

>>564934510
testing

>>564940193
Concentrated marijuana*

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Dumping my weapons folder

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>>564940392

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>>564940481

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>>564940578
Cmon faggots contribute

Did this fancy captcha work?

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>>564940481
>>564940785
The electric match for these

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for all you underage faggots out there.

Don't do this if you can get normal booze.

>>564937828
now i've never killed myself, but i imagine shooting yourself in the head or jumping off a very tall object would be just as painless and you won't look like a pussy who can't take a bit of pain right before he ends his life.

>>564939218
>>564935021

iunno, do you have ? dollars to spend?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martingale_(betting_system)

The expected long-term odds are negative. You don't win at casinos.

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>>564933938
God I hope this works

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>>564940991

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>>564941402
And if any of you fucks go to prison

>>564940578
lol mercury fulminate, not doing an ANFO bomb. enjoy not having fingers you stupid niggers

>>564941332
you realize that it'll just fill your fuel tank up with like 3 different fuels...

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I used this to bust into safes I found at storage auctions. Use little at a time unless you want to destroy the contents.

>>564936940
i've just kinda learned how to lucid dream all on my own, through trial and error. i've tried this method plenty of times (i try it pretty much every time i sleep) and it's never really worked for me. i don't really know how i started lucid dreaming, but now in all of my dreams i either fully know i'm in a dream or in the back of my mind i know i'm dreaming and i do things i know i would never do in real life, knowing what the consequences will be, but doing them anyways. i also remember my dreams much better than i used to

>>564941607
you realize in most modern cars mixing octane ratings doesn't make a difference right?

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>>564937828
dont do this it doesnt work fast enough, pic related

>>564941517
you are a wizard.

Next time I head over to the desert range I'll do a few experiments with these designs.

>>564941724
>>564941454
I didn't post these because they 404d my last diy thread before anyone even posted

>>564941454
Mixing gasoline with styrofoam apparently dissolves the styrofoam into a gelly like substance too that can be used like napalm. Never tried myself but I remember as kids we all knew how to do it.

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>>564941605
Why does everyone always give me shit on that one?
>>564941724
>>564941454
Thanks, saved

>>564941517

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>>564942405

>>564942398
yes it does, its one of the more popular recipes in the anarchist cookbook
>inb4 le edgy book!

>>564942398
Yes, it does work.

Napalm Molotov's work wonders when used for destruction. They burn much longer. I can't think of any use that won't get you locked up, though, except starting a nice trash fire.

>>564942405
why would you want to put a claymore next to a gas station pump?

>>564935425
Queer

>>564934510
someone post operation renigger?

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>>564942685

>>564942785
Not sure why you would need to make napalm or regular molotov's anyways, unless you were planning on doing something reasonably fucked up.

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>>564942898
Why would't you?

>>564943370

>>564942405
because fulminated mercury is incredibly shock sensitive. It's not like they showed on breaking bad but you'd probably fuck up your hand/face royally by trying to mess with it.

If you wanna do bombs ANFO is the way to go, it's super stable and easy to work with.

>>564933938
this shit is so fake. its more fake than your moms tits

>>564937828
If you're going to kill yourself don't waste helium, we are in a shortage of that shit.

>>564935021
So goddamn stupid.

>>564943868
nitrogen'll do just fine, any inert gas, but that's a good way to go for real.

>>564934510
testing

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>>564932869
i have lots moat of all kinds if anyones still lurking

>>564939237
It's not like you're gonna need the money on the other side, are you?

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>>564943675
Ok fix'd

>>564934510
testing

>>564936147
Okay, so now I just have to carry this fragile egg everywhere I go in case I get into a fight?

>>564944617
post everything

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Best DIY on 4chan

>>564934135
Or I'll carry a big-boy leather wallet. But yours is cool too, I guess.

>>564943474

Oh my god if that works that's fucking amazing

>>564945263
It was on /k/, they somehow always get their shit to work

>>564944643
haha cheers

for real anfo is easy: ammonium nitrate is a fertilizer ingredient. If you can find pure AN you're gold, also, you'll end up on a terror watch list.

and fuel oil, just drive to a country gas station and fill up.

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>>564934510
i just get number captcha

>699

trying captcha

>>564934514
ah, memories. awful, sad memories. GOOD FOR WANKIN THOUGH

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>>564945462
Well I'm out of shit now.
Don't even know why i saved this haha

>>564945801
https://archive.org/details/milmanual-tm-31-210-improvised-munitions-handbook

youre a good op and i like your work

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>>564934510
Test

>>564934510
interesting

>>564932869
chemist here, this makes mustard gas

omg

>>564946210
Go on /k/'s diy threads. They have some really neat shit. The ones like the ks9 are not gonna be coming out no more though, the guy who made them either an hero'd, was in a shootout, is in prison, or in thailand avenging his sister's rapist/murderer. Those are the things i've heard anyways

>>564934510
op is a faggot

>>564946402
>>564946503
>2014
>not knowing this

>>564934510
Test

Anyone got anything on bullets?

Zip guns are easy to make, but lately some stores have been lacking .22 ammo.

>>564944617
Headache for days

>>564947149
See >>564943370

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>>564946597
like the mustard on your mom´s ass?

>>564938138
>spell it out mid-air with your finger
>with your finger
Nigga im paralyzed

>>564947752
kek

>>564935924
learn morse code in a minute. takes 10 minutes a day

wtf?!?

>>564936839
>>564945618
>>564934510

you get numbers when the system analyzes your responses and identifies you as a fat-fingered fucker and/or idiot who can't type words.

>>564934510
This does not work

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>>564948137
that will be why then. cheers fag

>>564935425
homo

>>564936468
looks like the soda machine in my breakroom. too bad i have the keys for it lol

>>564948498
For number caps, the last number can be anything

>>564934510
TEST

>>564936839
>>564945618
Then you just type the last number wrong, if you want to be an le edgy anarchist.

>>564932869
Just warning you, this doesn't actually work OP

>>564939237
could just do a headstand

vbghj

>>564937542
for the love of god kill yourself

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>>564933938

What if you don't have three hands to hold the button, the handle, and press the buttons?

>inb4 gas price got me hard

Teach us how to make a rubber/starch dick -_-

>>564935039
Dis will kill u

>>564949035
why not? Its corn starch gel, Ive made something similar for craft projects in the past.

>>564934510
test
nigger holtoc

>>564949035
It's fucking starch gelatin. It's exactly complex chemistry.

>>564934510
The amount of new that does not know of Project Nigger baffels my mind

>>564949616
just make a mold with the size of dick you want and to the instructions dumb nigger

>>564944916
mustard gas

>>564934510
just by a 4chan platinum account nigger

>>564950308
Wont work. Will break when forced into my nigga's ass

>>564950289
le summer 4chan

>>564950628
Then don't make it out of starch. OR like put a handful off pipe cleaners in it

>>564950983
How should i make then, Teach me master. No one Will fuck me, so i need this

>>564951230
I have stomach problems, and boys wont date me. They say i have sewer breath. Im a gurl btw

>>564934510
The amount of people who apparently didn't fucking know this is way too high. I have never seen so much newfaggotry. We used to always replace the real word with "nigger"

so uh. any more diy's? preferably not dicks

>>564933938
worked at a gas station, often had techs in to fix our pumps and they would have to test them afterwards, would have been easier if they could just do this, instead they had to come in every 2 minutes to ask us to clear the total.

>>564935343
That's why you press the top bottle's lid with your knuckle

But i need muh dick.

>>564951630
Hi! Few things to start off =] 1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a femanon( 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD

>>564934510
lemme test

>>564951630
OK MAKE A MOLD. POUR IN STARCH. GRAB A HANDFUL OF PIPE CLEANERS AND SHOVE IT DOWN SO IT'S SUSPENDED IN STARCH. WAIT. YOU HAVE A BENDY STARCH COCK.

>>564952279
14 year old betafag hitting on anything even claiming to be female. Adorable.

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>>564952620
>Not recognizing Pasta
>Shiggy

>>564952279
Yeah, right..."Brian"
Couting minutes for the "show tits or gtfo"
If u dont want to give me a DIY dick that works, at least dont tell me lies

>>564934510
Test

>>564934510
lol

>>564934510
Testing...

>>564952828
>autism

>>564952613
Thanks anon. I just dont know how i could get pipe cleaners without my parents notice. Any other idea for what i could use?

>>564934510
omg the sheer amount of testing feels like cancerous summer in this thread

>>564934510
test

>>564953495
Im not! Im 16 now, i just dont get out too much. Dont judge me. Just because um fat boys wont date me

>>564935339
some one try this and post results

>>564953946
>being this bait

>>564934510
testtt

>>564934514
Yeah I mean you would need a lot of bleach and ammonia for that

>>564936042
Causes an alarm.

Test

>>564954603
>[summer ntensifies]

>>564934510

Will post 3 GB of DIY/Info Thread.

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>>564951715
Nobody knows about operation reNigger anymore...

>>564955649
I'm from the Info thread yesterday if anyone wants to know.

>>564955786
I posted abou it before, so make it 2.

>>564955861
Have the 3GB. You get it! And you get it!
http://www.mediafire.com/download/uc4n234msbrbrmn/Helpful+Stuff.zip

>>564956138
no more virus pls.

>>564956459
this isnt a virus, its a .zip. the only way it could be a viru is if you executed a file inside of it

>>564934510
I only get number faggot

>>564934510
test

>>564934510
been adding "niggerfuck" to captchas for years

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>>564934510
nigger preftas

>>564933054
I wish you would step back from that edge, my friend. We can, cut ties with all the lies that you been livin in

>>564934510
testing

>>564934510
it works, holy shit

1

>>564950289
>this

>>564944916

meme gas

>>564958179
AND IF you do not want to see me again
I would underSTAAAAAAAAAAAANNNND
I would underSTAAAAAAAAAAAANNNND

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>>564952741
>Not recognizing bait
>Shiggy-diggy doo

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>>564958828
or jump

>>564934510
ayy lmao

>>564934510
let's test this shall we

>>564934510
i got numbers not words you fracking nigger

>>564944916
You know that that guy is probably op or justa troll right?
Like the thread where the guy deleted system 32.
You guys realize that are parodies right?

>>564935021
when I was young and stupid as hell I tried this. I lost 14 fucking times in a row and lost my account. DOES NOT WORK.

>>564958139
>still trying to trick people with the old code
the actual new code is 8BMWZS

>>564960941
8BWMZS woops

>>564934510
Test you jew