How close are you?

I fucking hate you

>>564553219
She chose him over you? Laugh and stop texting. Otherwise you are her bitch.

Anal sex is great for curing broken hearts.

>>564553502
reroll

>>564553219
I don't care if you cry or not.

>>564553428
Used to be fwb but she chose a diff guy over ne

>>564553219
i want you to know ive cared for you
for the longest time, and i really want to see you happy, and im the guy who can do that for you. Also

>ayyyyyy lmao

she chose him, net you

where are yer balls m8

>>564553702
Reroll

I think your sister is hotter than you.

Or, alternatively, if she has no sister,

I think [her best friend] is hotter than you.

i have a raging erocktion from knowing you're crying

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>>564553219
HE broke up because she chose HIM over YOU?

>>564553871
winner

I can make something other than tears roll down your pretty face

>>564553840
rawwwlling

>>564553219
i am completely ambivalent toward you. i bid you good day.

>>564553920
reroll

also, my ID is cool

You're such a fucking spineless pussy, OP. Don't you know that women just mimic human behavior? They're dead on the inside.

>>564553721
Do you truly care about her?

i'm gay

>>564553973
>what is reading comprehension

>>564553973
No no no she chose him over me. They date a few months he fucks her then left today. Truly do care but pretty pissed she chose him over me.

>>564553508
this

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>>564553219
Stop whining bitch, you chose to be with him. Deal with your mistakes and learn from them. I will not be around to pick your ass up every time you do something that is clearly a bad decision.

can you give me hannahs number

>>564554178
bingo bongo

You wanna fuck?

>>564554217
Ah, okay. Now it makes sense.

>>564554217
rolling:
"I wanna have one night with you, no looking back"
If you fuck her, dont talk to her ever again

>>564553219
General advice not something to say, you need to lose this bitch. She chose someone over you, so why choose her? Aside from her doing things for you, she's dead to you.

Say I love you then proceed to send her the rick roll video

reroll

last four numbers of post + 1 641 390

>>564554426
Roll

>>564554573
Forgot to mention, everything worthwhile in life is painful. Trust me.

I think Hitler had some valid points

Tell her to gtfo, she should have known better

reroll2

op is missing

Why haven't you choose me bitch ?

I love moist Towelettes!

why 70, tho?

>>564555002
Op is here bitch

reply to it fag

You should try Pornhub

>>564555325
Why not

I...I I thought you were a gep gun

>>564555349
post results faggot

I'm asking people on 4chan how to respond

>>564555349
i dont think op is here until we see the texts

Dude - you have her name and most of her phone number in the picture, does she breed cattle by any chance?

>>564554337
reroll

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>>564554178
OP delivers

>>564555701
Who the fuck breeds cattle in new York...

I've got a big black stud coming to my house tonight to destroy my tight little ass.

>>564555871
I love you so much right now

>>564554337
rerolling some more

pls post her reply

>>564554337
too many rerolls

>>564556116
Little extra for u

they see me rolling...

>>564553219

you realize that even by talking to her right now you guarantee she goes back to her ex instead of coming running into your arms for a comfort fuck, right?

You're her emotional tampon.

You want to try and salvage what I see as an already-unsalvageable situation?

Respond w/this:

"I tried warning you. You didn't want to listen. Sorry, but you picked him when there were better options available."

op lives in rochester ny

>>564555871
tell her he left her because you sucked his dick and he loved it

>>564554337
rerolling (not giving up on hannah)

>>564555871
I think you wanted her dude

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>>564556116
Forgot pic

>>564556769
This is beautiful. You win

>>564554337
rerolling for hannah

>>564553508
haha op is completely friendzoned... shes going back to you to make her feel better about her chances cause you are probaby the most pathetic person shes ever met

What the say? Did you just say fuck me about? You bitching a little? I’ll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I’ve been raided in numerous Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I’m the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I’m just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes of which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the pathetic little thing. You call your life? You’re fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that’s my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United Stat
es, and I will use it to to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If only you could have commented what unholy cleverness your little “retribution” was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, Your dead fucking kiddo.

>>564556769
more I beg you

I’m not even going to bother with greeting the likes of you, I’m just gonna get to the point.

Whenever I read about some of you faggots claiming to have a great job, making 100k a year or receiving this or that education,
I roll my eyes and laugh. It’s cute really, because let me tell you a little something about myself:

I'm a Junior Chief Executive Officer. I’ve got degrees from Harvard and Oxford and I'm only 23 years old. I make 470k+ a year,
and that's just a starting salary. While you suckers are still working your blue collar jobs or attending clown college in the
hopes of scoring a Mickey Mouse degree, I'm travelling the world 24/7, flying Elite class, driving the finest handmade automobiles
or sailing $25 m yachts. Money, women, respect, the whole shebang. I’ve got it all.

Sometimes I look down from my airplane window and think about all those "little people", getting up at 6AM, driving their little Hyundai's
to their cubicles or building sites, and coming home at 6PM to eat their pork and beans before having pathetic and gross sex with their ugly
wives. But when a smoking hot stewardess comes over to bring me my $18.000 bottle of whiskey, I forget all about them.

Tomorrow I've got a meeting with some other executives over in Dubai. And guess who gets to decide whether or not our firm will open up a
new office over there? That's right: me. I even get to decide what shape the building is going to be. And no, I'm not going for the world's
largest tower. I don't need to overcompensate: I've got an 11" dick already.

Anyway, I've got to go now, because that smoking hot stewardess I told you about? Yeah, she brought her friends. They want to climb the REAL
Burj Khalifa. In my pants..

>>564557073
I DID IT
time for op to respond

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>>564556769

This too is acceptable, OP.

>>564557318
U rerolled to many times.

>>564557589
but hannah

>>564557309
but really ur just a sad virgin

ask her if she wants to go pick up guys with you

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this her?

laugh at her and tell her she should have chosen you

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>>564557309
3/10 b8
try harder

Tell her a pokemon would've never left her.

>>564557915
Don't spoil the fun asshole

>>564558394
More pls

>>564558481
Nah no more. Ppl tracking her n shit. Gotta call tell her about this.

>>564558394
I SENSE A TRAP. PROCEED WITH CAUTION /B/ROS

>>564558629
faggot

>>564557915
Good job, Anon.

>>564558629
please I beg you man just her response

>>564558629
damn, u r such a faggot

youre the one who forgot to cover up her name OP

if you dont continue, we will

>>564558629
that's why she did'nt choose you

>>564557309
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

OP is the biggest fang in the world

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>>564558629
Faggot

>>564558769
>>564558815
No response yet

>>564559223
that's to bad. pls post if she does

>>564559202
I want to slap this twat every time I see this gif.

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>>564559223

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op, proud sponsor of iron-oaks farm

>>564559612
"I'm gay because you made me never trust females. I hope you stay single forever and kill yourself.

Cya later cunt"

70s get

>>564559612
oh god its escalating

>>564559705
Ur y we can't have nice things

>>564559780
seventy-ten. I can't imagine anything better than this.

>>564559780
barely missed it

rerolling

>>564559974
hey win

>>564559705
Bitch looks like the Crimson Chin

>>564554178
I really, really, really like your ID.

She's not even cute, though, OP.

Let's fuck

LisaIrons//6413907982//4450 Orchid AvenueNorthwood IA 50459//who is this?

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>>564560228
>>564560228

>>564560271
KEK, tell her "chin up" OP

>>564560847
That turned around

>>564560847
op you faggot

tell her she deserved it

>>564560847
dude wtf u doing
dont let her know you still have feels for her man. This is your time to make the play

>>564561248
What do u mean

everyone text her "im gay"

>>564561391
you want to make the best out of it right?

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>>564561023

>>564561023
ROLL

>>564561515
Yeahhhh have the feeling to late for that.

just texted diane, lovely girl

>>564561495
Sounds like a plan.

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this is her

>>564562415
Fucking beautiful

Roll.

"I ve just tell to you i m gay... and i also want to get the surgery to become a complete woman in this month."

>>564561758
Might as well make it worse.

You could have had me. The best fucking thing to ever happen in your life. And you gave it away for one blowjob. Do you think you're good enough for anyone? You can't do better than me. And you might as well chin up, and deal with it.

Somebody take pics of this shit before he takes it down

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update: OP is creepy stalker

>>564562739
goddammit /b/ has done it again. thank you

>>564562739
UPDATE: ahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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>>564562739

>I truly care about her
>So much so that I will share this intimate conversation with the public
>You guys can even choose what I say! But it has to be serious! Because I truuuuuuuly care about her guys!
>^_^

>>564562739
Well fucking done. Where did you get the number though?

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Does this make you mad OP?

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>>564562739
yisssss

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update 2: OP is trying to escape

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>>564562739

>>564563075
>>564560741
a /b/rother helped us out

>>564563278
send her pics

OP is the biggest faggot in the western hemisphere

>>564563274
true dutch heritage

>>564562739
>>564563278
why are there ads in your phone?

>>564562739
he said they were friend with benefits not that they were dating you fucking idiot so its understandable why she said friends

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update 3: i dont even

>>564564226
persuade her

where's op?

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Dat chin game tho

Please keep going, this is funny as shit

somebody better put her nudies on here.

>>564564226
WE HAVE A NEW OP IN DA HOUSE, danka

>>564564226
Get nudes from her

>>564564226
>it's just a webpage where he posted pics of his chat with you. Just read it, you'll understand everything

>>564562667
Bumping for OP to say this. Unless he became too much of a faggot once he got exposed.

This thread made my hangover bearable

>>564564226
Ask her if she's related to the crimson chin.

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worthcountyca{{this is where the info was begotten}}ttlemen(drot)com/pdf/2013/2013_%20Catalog(drot)pdf

>>564564602
yo

>>564564226
You're da real mvp.
Try to get some nudes.
She owes you

i am awaiting a response

(´???`)

op reminds me of denko thread op

send her 600 emails

op why not cover her fucking number you idiot

>>564565129
Wat

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The sad truth

>>564565451
>http://worthcountycattlemen.com/pdf/2013/2013_%20Catalog.pdf

>>564565534
kek

bump to keep alive

"Nice little girl out of a first calf heifer. Clean fronted, feminine, and good on feet and legs. Always been sound
structured. Should make a nice breeding heifer and good cow on down the road. Registered Mainetainer."

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update 4: second picture coming as soon as i can post again

>>564566059
This is the best

Lmao thread is funny

>>564566059
I messaged her saying I was promised nude pics of her

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update 4.5: both came at same time
can i stop?
also i think she is reading thread

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>>564566025
ill help

This thread took a quick turn

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oh this is good, keep it going

>>564565089
Same

>>564566525
keep it down bro i think she is listening

Tell her to give us ops info

>>564566318
chin up girl

OP dont puss out on me now.

>>564566059
Holy fuck you hijacking this thread has salvaged it. Thank you, sir.

>>564566613
THIS!!!

>>564564413
dat chin game to strong bruuh

>>564566613
Definitely this

I say get op's info then leave her alone

>>564566318
Thank you commander cancer ensuring that there is no enjoyment or lulz to be had here anymore

>>564567090
I asked her for OP's info, waiting for response...

hey op, I was in this situation. I decided to suck up my pride and make her mine. same thing, guy left her after she chose him over me a week later. now I'm a relationship with her for over a year.
tell her that you'd like to take her out to a movie or to eat.

>>564567118
Fuck off heaven

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Could've had a v8

>>564567203
Thank you

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is this the guy she left you for?

>>564567090
OP info 6412105568nicklausbailey

>>564567203
so did i, awaiting as well

>>564567368
wish you are a 1337 hax0r

>>564553219
Oh OP, how stupid do you think we are?

> "accidentally" includes name.
> "accidentally" includes area code and exchange.
> uh oh, didn't mean to give you guys enough info to find this girl I care so much about!
> please, br'er fox, don't dox Lisa Irons.
> please, br'er fox, don't throw me in the briar patch!

>>564566628
kek
>>564566318
Also top kek at crimson chin

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OP

>>564567368
legit?

How the fuck did someone get her number? I didn't read from the beginning, did he post it, or did someone actually deduce the last 4?

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op?

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>>564567753
complete legit

>>564567814
first numbers point to a northwood cellular number
search for lisa irons northwood
bitch selling cattle with full contact info
profit

>>564562415
the same girl?

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greatest thread ive seen

>>564568056
Fucking. Dying. I love /b/, they are so fucking ridiculous.

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more op

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Update 5: she wont give i think i am done here

>>564558815
> forgot

You really think for one minute that this was unintentional? Fucking Light with helicopter headphones on, eyes glowing red, maniacal grin on his face, internally monologuing, "JUST AS PLANNED!"

twitter + lisa_loves_cows = who is this?

Don't be the rebound guy. now is the time to draw away, and wait for her to come to you

>>564568346
agree

anyone tried to contract op?

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OP is a super-fag

>>564568346
doesnt matter anymore
the chin is real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37_Ux1G_BI

>>564568821
topkek

>>564568835
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p37_Ux1G_BI
roll

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op on a cow

i am giving away my op powers to the guy who starts texting the OP
have fun

Bump someone message op

op is not only a faggot but also a fucking retard. cant believe i got to watch this unfold

OP doesn't like that /b/ found out his number, and her number. What a fag. Here, I'll post my number. idgaf 5025449692

>>564568821
kek'ed

>>564553219
you done goofed op

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>>564569142

>>564569029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5OXON8vIaA

we should start sending her pictures of butchered and dead cows.

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>>564569446

>>564568821

SOMEONE SHOP SWAP HER HEAD WITH ONE OF THE COWS>> PLEASE!!!
!!!!! LOLOL

Let this be a lesson to all the edgy kids on this board.

>>564569142
lmao op looks potato.

>>564569759
No one gives a shit, it's sort of the point. ;)

>>564569446
OP 6412105568 idgaf. Ppl textin me already.

>>564567118
OP, pls go.

>>564568313
get op's address. ill have pizzas on the way.

>>564569953
she mad at you OP? I told her everything.

/thread

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hey lisa, this is for you

>>564569953
faggot

Toasting in epic bread

>>564569953
/texted

how were the numbers even discovered?

>>564570345
Boasting in topic tread

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Poor OP consequences will never be the same
>inb4 cyberpolice

>>564570553
First part gave away phone company, then searched name, bam.

>>564560741
>>564570090
here

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who is this? can't be OP can it?

>>564570553
Deepweb hacktools. If you have to ask, you're still too plebn00b to find them.

>>564560741
YESSSSSSSSSS

>>564570860
Bad luck brian