ITT: Loser Bingo
Posting template ASAP.
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>>564357850
These threads suck ass but I did get a bingo.
Almost
yay
bump
>these spaces
>criteria of being a loser
what fag made this?
posting superior update
>>564359060
We have our first winner!
Bingo! Haha, losers! I win!
>>564357850
>>564358364
>>564359060
>>564359935
>not filling in the free space
these threads always makes me feel good knowing you fags actually get BINGO on these
Almost, not quite.
>>564357850
I have literally never been to a salon
Hmm. I suck. I had almost no squares!
just destroyed my confidence
>>564360863
Got nothin' here chief
losers
>>564360863
2 bingos and almost 1 more.
Step up, nigga.
>>564357850
haha
>>564357850
Ain't no shame in my game.
In my own defense
>Just woke up, and sleeping 7 hours means not being outside in the past 10 hours is fairly unavoidable
>My beard is neatly trimmed and kept short with #2 clippers (plus no neck faggotry)
>I'm 19 and live 2 minutes from the train line that my university is on (plus Melbourne is one of the most expensive cities in the world)
>I don't claim to be good at languages, and have mostly tangentially learnt some, so I know more than 5 words more by accident than anything
>I've been unemployed because I was smart enough to save up about 5 grand, which has covered all my expenses for the past 6 months, and just wanted to relax for a while and focus on my study
4chan I have no excuse for
no bingo here....not that sat for it though.
not bad actually...
>>564360863
Win twice, one space away from winning again in four different ways. Da fuck u doing with your life??
>>564357850
Get Rekt.
Also, I am an Atheist but I'm merely discuss my views with other people and I do not force my beliefs onto others, so that's why I only marked it for partial status. Same goes with the long hair that I could tickle my nipples with, now it just goes above my eyes. Also, the College I go to isn't considered a Community college any more and I'm applying to University too. muh 3.3 GPA CS major~
Also to explain most of it is I turned 18 two months ago and I'm lazy as fuck.
>>564357850
Not bad, but had to mark the worst one
>>564362521
Oh and I masturbate 5 times a day.
>>564362521
almost
Got mah shit together
>>564363834
Alpha af
damn
D-do I win?
What do I win?
Shit
>>564365336
You win the title, Omega.
You're too precious too us for just, "Beta".
>>564365336
>>564365782
I would have bingo'd two more times if I hadn't gotten fired, and then two more if I wasn't a Pantheist..
>>564357850
To be fair, my room is a mess because I'm currently in the middle of moving into my first house.
How did I lose in only 3 squares
>>564365896
>gotten fired
Shit, I meant hired. And then I got fired after two weeks.
Read 'em and weep, boys, the Omeganon is here.
>>564357850
the question marks are for:
Hair is 15 cm long but well kept
Unemployed but studying
Music and drawing talent, dont know if useful though
If these count well then BINGO
>>564366262
Depends on if you're an "artist" or if you actually use your talents for something somewhat relevant to the world like advertising or some shit.
welp
Not that bad, I guess.
>>564357850
Well . . .
Does going to a university free me from unemployment?
Who the fuck owns articles of clothing? That sounds like something a loser would have
>>564366769
that's some luck right there
Goatee (neatly trimmed)
What do i win?
>>564361028
Are you me? Literally the same
I guess I came off pretty unscathed.
>>564367039
Aww, so close.
Wow, apparently I'm doing pretty well for here. I appreciate the low standards.
Damn I was close a lot of times
>>564357850
I can live with this. Most of this stuff is easily changeable
If only I did the vidya
>>564367371
I'm being serious. Who owns articles of "formal clothing"?
Sounds retarded
i was so close!
I guess I did pretty okay?..
That was a close one, whew
>>564357850
i wonder if anyone is actually looking at peoples results
>>564357929
>dat intricate bait
Well here you fucking go
No Winrar!
>>564357850
not too bad
Um
Ahhahahahahahahahaha
BINGO
Also, does the shaven include your pubic hair?
I have a girlfriend, but masturbating is one of those things that I do just for me.
>>564360863
1) do pushups. Be a fucking man, and take care of yourself faggot.
2) shower nightly. Just fucking do it. It takes no goddamn effort
3) clean your room. Just fucking do it, jesus tapdancing christ. Learn to do laundry and do things for yourself.
These are the steps that you can take in the next ten minutes to make yourself less of a cunt. Get at it.
Regarding shakespear as a shitcunt makes me a loser? I'm sorry the templates creator is a loser.
I got like 4 things on there anyway. I have long hair but keep it tidy.
>>564357850
I'm less of a loser than i thought
>>564357850
almost
>>564376359
10 flavours of stupid, I forgot the pic.
So close to bingo.
What about having long hair makes you a loser?
>I masturbate on skype with a girl most of the time. So, not sure if that counts
>unfortunately, i cant say anything about this accept for i was young once. Kids say stupid shit dont say anything about internet culture anymore
>never had oportunity to go out of the country
>going to school in about a year or two. Money was fucked for a while
>I know ~500 german words
>Bitches love my hair
>im 19. Like i said, money has been fucked
>showering too often is bad for your skin and hair. Every other day is acceptable assuming you dont smell like shit from work or something
>>564377256
. I dont say anything...*fixd
i did ok?
you faggots got nothin on me
>>564357850
>>564357850
guess i lost
>>564360863
god. damn.
what a beast.
>>564357850
How did I do?
>>564361048
Da fuck you've been smoking. Atleast 3 close calls.
I did alright I guess