>>564325862
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>>564326629
It'd be great if I could read if.

>>564328286
Try zooming in on the screen. (It's still legible)

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I lel'd

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Contributing

>>564330060
nice
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>>564330060
that just kept getting better

>>564330060
got something bigger?

>>564330678
That's what she said

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yup

Ran out of pics for now. Lost most on PC replacement.

someone post the catacomb skull fucker`

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You know what, this is now a general YLYL thread.

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Only have a few so I'd appreciate a bump or two

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happened just a few hours ago

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Found a few more
Anyone lurking?

>>564331650
his dad sounds like such a bro

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oc

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Screencap'd this myself

>>564331907
lol

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Request "i know that dick".

That other thread right now where that dude posted his vagina?

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Dumping shit stories.

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>>564334373
might have it hang on

spongebob reaction images thread yesterday
>best thread around or best thread in town?

>>564332478
>the biggest pile of bullshit I ever read

>>564331907
Soo.. did he deliver?

that fucking batsuit thread
didn't deliver at all

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>>564334373

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no dice I'm afraid

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>>564335417
Thanks, i just miss the word "bulge" and don't find on google.

>>564334803
well, come to sweden, we have Hembränt. in 48h i managed to get 1L of 40% filtrated booze from some yeast and sugar and water. it's not fucken hard

>>564326629
That was amazing

>>564335830
Kilju nigga

>>564335515

don't do this it makes mustard gas

>>564336652

>>564336791

>>564328745

Or click the fucking file link :|

>>564336652
>>564336791
>>564336902
BUT WHAT WAS IT?!

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>>564325862

>>564338642
one of my personal favourites, long, but definitely worth the read

>>564337541
But who was phone?

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>>564325862
Posting personal favorite

>>564329195
>>564329534
>>564330060
summer fag

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>>564340037
Long but DEFINITELY worth the read

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>>564340120

>>564334182
wat game is dis?

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this one always gets me...

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This one actually happened today

>>564340751
The power of /b/ is a force to be reckoned with. Not only can it affect the internet, it can affect the world.

>>564330756
ayy lmao

>>564339762
OP finally delivers.

>>564339762
he wasn't kill...

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>>564325862
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUDKyZqrn4o

>>564341007
>mfw this is me.....

>>564332685
Pretty fucking epic.

>>564342058
proof or gtfo

>>564342058
pics or you're a lying skeleton

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>>564342180
>>564342868

>>564342979
Well, well, well, The Spaghetti-Man has returned...

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>>564341994
saved

I have updates on my story though... Anyone interested to hear the rest?

>>564342979
Oh shit

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>>564342979
OHOHO

>>564326629
wow

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>>564342979

>>564342979

>dat haircut

lel

fookin poindexter ay

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>>564342979
THE KING OF SPAGHETTI HAS RETURNED

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>>564343445
do eet

>>564342979
You were a good faggot Op, still swimming in pussy?

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>>564342979
What a homo

>>564343841
Well, as it turns out what people were warning me about was true. The hot chick that texting me was lying. I'll greentext.

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>>564325862
i always called it Getsugamesh

>>564343445
get typing

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>>564344116

dis gon be good

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>>564342979
closing in on social an hero

>>564343841
>be me
>thinking I became super pimp because getting texts from everybody
>go to hot chick's house
>before going brother gives me condom and winks
>I go there all dressed up as the pimp I thought I was.
>Several guys jump me in front of her house
>Beat the shit out of me (no breakage though)
>I have bruises all over me
>It was my pride that was hurt more.
>butwaittheresmore.jpg
>They take my clothes off
>Beat me a bit more with two kicks to the nuts
>Hurts so much I can't do anything but weep and cry..
>I can't stop thinking about how pathetic I am
>Guys pick me up
>throw me in dumpster and piss in it.
>I have to walk home with a bloody nose, naked, and smelling like piss.
>I just stopped crying an hour ago.

>>564344731
Fucking Aaron

>>564342979
>>564343186
>>564343321
>>564343445
>>564343506
>>564343513
>>564343549
>>564343612
>>564343708
>>564343835
>>564343841
>>564343906
>>564344081
>>564344116
>>564344140
>>564344386
>>564344402
>>564344731
>>564344908

Should I cap it or not, /b/?

>>564344731
>>564342979

well shit anon, time to post sum more pics cus the face you just posted looks jolly intact to me.

>>564331062

*dead*

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>>564344731

>>564345040
wait for proof

>>564340120
That was amazing.

>>564330060
shit that guy is even married and shit some real weird mother fucker.

>>564345040
doo its

>>564345726
I have to >>564345227.

>>564345083
Alright. Gonna take a while cuz I'm taking pics from my phone and uploading them to dropbox then downloading them on pc then posting. kek.

>>564344918
anything happened since this?

>>564345891
We'll be waiting delightfully. This thread really took an unexpected turn.

>>564340120
Holy shit.

>>564345891
I feel sad for you, fucking assholes, did you press any charges?

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>>564345891
we're standing by, just remember to timestamp, anon

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epic

>>564344731
want to hire my services as a hitman?

>>564330769
lel

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>>564334373
Almost no one will get this
nice anon

>>564346332
>>564346520
>>564346645
>564346645
First, they broke my glasses so I had to get a replacement "ear piece thing"
https://www.dropbox.com/s/l9n8qknlnhouusy/Photo%20Aug%2024%2C%201%2032%2037%20AM.jpg?dl=0

>>564331907
what a shit joke, as if every one fell for that

https://www.dropbox.com/s/ehifodsvyonrz37/Photo%20Aug%2024%2C%201%2034%2006%20AM.jpg?dl=0
I think I got stabbed by a corner of the dumpster. Hurts like a bitch

>>564347194
POST 'EM HERE ANON, IT'S NOT CALLED AN IMAGEBOARD FOR NOTHING

https://www.dropbox.com/s/a1i3necowb4m2ot/Photo%20Aug%2024%2C%201%2034%2044%20AM.jpg?dl=0
Bloody remnants on my shirt. Not a lot considering I got it thrown in front of my house an hour later.

>>564328286
newfag

https://www.dropbox.com/s/f7dfn3b8tw19yzp/Photo%20Aug%2024%2C%201%2036%2044%20AM.jpg?dl=0
Probably the only bruise I got. (I have pretty tough skin) This one hurt A LOT, I got kicked in the jaw and almost in the neck.

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>>564344731

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>>564347646
What the fuck I thought you were copying that Autistic kid's story but gawd dayum this is beautiful.

>>564347194
>ot a lot considering I got it thrown in front of my hous
>>564347476
>>564347646
just upload here

>>564347194
>iPhone

>>564346520
>>564346980
No thanks for both suggestions. I'm just scared shitless. I'm just really mad cause of how stupid I am. I thought I actually had a chance with that girl. I have no dignity but I'm not going to use outside help.

>>564341408
he said he was ready to go through and try
obviously someone's gonna call firefighters

>>564326629
Gold.

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the day /b/ got spooky

>>564348734
>I have no dignity but I'm not going to use outside help.
Do I sense revenge?

>>564348734
Post the pics here anon for epic win

>>564349067
No. I have no physical strength whatsoever. Don't know how to hack or crack shit. And I'm not the smartest guy around.

>>564349351
I got assaulted last year, got both of the faggots sent to jail for 2 years, im sure if you report them to the police stuff can get solved

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>>564347194

>>564348734
hence why i will help, ill load one in to a van take him out to a nice secluded area, then violently torture them, one at a time.

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>>564347476

>>564349815
i think you should give out the information of the people who were involved in beating the dick out of you, guys and girls

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>>564347646

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>>564347854

>>564346502

Calm down zimpo

>>564349968
I live in Slovakia.. Going to an American school though, hence the English speaking in the original post.

>>564349815
>>564350001
>>564350125
>>564350237
This is bullshit, but it's not your fault anon. You need to report this to the police, otherwise you will regret not doing so later on, trust me.

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>>564350284

>>564350654
country is no problem :) actually makes it better, harder to be tracked for murder.

Make those assholes regret fucking with the king of spaghetti

>>564351027
These are some serious people. They're the rich kids in Slovakia. I'm just a loner exchange student. The story would probably get bribed off and I would get murdered. This isn't America where the police is just. This is a shit country run by mafias.

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>>564336902
DID I JUST MISS A LOVELY CHEEZE PIZZA?!?!?!?!

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yall niggas weak

i got straps

>>564351463
hence why im offering you a service.

>>564351226
so mr hitman, what is your weapon of choice?

>>564334092
Sauce on girl?

someone should start a new thread before this 404s

>>564351463
>America
>"Police is just"
>Top kek
But seriously you should at least try. Don't let those fucking faggots get away with that if you can help it.

>>564351463
Hmm... You're an american exchange student in Slovakia?

>>564351978
This is gonna sound like total bullshit but I promise it's the truth. I'm actually a Syrian refugee .. I come from Aleppo. Will post front cover of passport ONLY with face next to it if you want. I would prefer not to though :)

>>564351689
anything that kills.

Streaming some JERRY SPRINGER uncensored

FilthyCasuals
.tv

we have a chat and we make fun of niggers"%"

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>>564334373
>>564335417

>>564351463
ahahaha police Just I kek`d just stab one fucker

>>564352294
Pics or it didn't happen. Also post cover of passport pls, wanna see what a syrian passport looks like

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>>564348986

>>564352316
Are you a professional hitman? How did you receive your training or was it hit/miss?

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>>564352316
you Don`t seem too professional, if you were you know you need to stalk your target for a few days probably you could be an assasin but not professional

>>564352856
I could give you training im not that faggot not really hard do.

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recently on /o/

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>>564352598
Here's to hoping I don't get fucked again. This time by /b/ ..

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>>564353592

Tough shit you are in. Don't get killed.

>>564353351
2 hitmans in a thread. have you killed anyone? Do you use any equipment or just knife them?

>>564334092
can we get a sauce on the pics not related grill?

>>564353678
o_o
the fuck

>>564353592
Wow, you've been through some pretty amazing things. Hope you and your family is safe and welcome to europe. Our economy sucks so be sure to get a good education if you can.

>>564325862
>>564328281
Newfag here, what's Cho's highscore/what's it about

>>564354393
Wow, an actual nice person on /b/! Someone needs to cap this haha.
Thanks for the welcome. I'm probably gonna transfer to Romania or some shit next year. I can't go to western EU cause it's expensive af and Syrians need visas to go anywhere these days.

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>>564340120
>tfw

>>564353947
sometimes the knife on the chest to make it look like a robbery works.
Hit and run
If the person is known for trouble and you want it to make it look like an accident you pass them out if they frequent bars, send in a call girl give her 300 - 500 dollars so she spikes the drink with ear medecine.
Also if you want it like an accident you do the same thing send in a prostitute if this person has life insurance, after they pass out you go on the hotel inyect them with whisky and put the car on N and throw it down a cliff.
the heroin method also works
if they are drug users you can always do the overdose thing or stab this person in the ear a single drop of blood comes out, makes it look like they had some sort of brain stroke, but this last ones are when they are important people someone that fucked up.

>>564353947
im not really a hitman, killed for money, but i have tortured a person before, for a friend and i never got caught.

>>564354710
Seung-Hui Cho

Perpetrator of the Virginia Tech shooting killed 33 before killing himself.

Hi-score for a lone gunman at a single site.

>>564354601
Oh shit I remember this bread! I was there when that anon posted that. I kek'd so hard that day.

>>564326629
I was in that epic bread. T'was an epic day indeed.

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>>564335327
this 1?

>>564354767
if you can proof you're refugee, transfer to germany,

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>>564355036
what did you do?

>>564340120
SO MUCH BULLSHIT

>>564354767
serious question, why don't you and other refugees go to Turkey? Its close to Syria (easy to move back after the war) and your cultures are not too different

>>564355250
Oh god, I wish I saved those comics/gif that the one anon made of his father. That shit was fuggin great.

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>>564355291
yep

>>564355316
Money is an issue. I lost my Dad a year and a half ago, my Mom works at a bakery and I study and work at McDonald's. I don't want to risk our stability just because I'm a fucking pussy.

>>564351659
>>564351659
>>564351659
honestly

>>564351463
look dont go telling the cops .. in balkan that will only brew a shitstorm ... my and my frends got our asses beaten by 10 fucking speed junkies .. just get some guysto hang with you and thats your best bet ,,chill with them or .. just do drugs till you become fucked up in the head and bash ther fucking heads in ;) .. but no dont call the cops

>>564355567
I was stranded there for three months after my Dad was killed. Me and my Mom crossed the border and went to a refugee camp. Luckily we had a friend in Turkey who came and put us in his house. We were subject to much racism and we were always insulted and never given any jobs

>>564355962
That's probably what I'm gonna do. (hang out with with some guystos) I can't do drugs as I'm the only supporter for my Mom :)

>>564355449
Oh fuck. I can't stop smiling.
>"Uncross your legs"
>Jaw drops, fucking tongue is annoying me.
>Forget jaw has weight
What the fuck is this?!

>>564325862
fake you gullible faggots

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winnenden_school_shooting

"In a press conference on 12 March, police reported that Kretschmer had announced his killing spree several hours ahead of time on Krautchan.[17] The next day, police determined that this message had not been written on Kretschmer's computer and was a forgery.[41]"

>>564342979
NO ONE NOTICED THE ID ON THE PIECE OF PAPER DOESNT MATCH HIS ID?!?!

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>>564342979
i can't

>>564355815
if those fuckers are rich and you look like a terrorist you could kidnap one of those fuckers faggot.

>>564355815
so why the change to romania or similar?

>>564356367
It was proof for this dude...
>>564342180

>>564356367
That ID is the ID of the person he is replying to.

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>>564356347

>>564356367
he made the proof for a previous poster

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>>564356367
Private dick on the case.

>>564356517
Because their currency isn't really that strong. We get financial help from my uncle who's well off and still living in Syria. We don't want to burden him. My dream is to go to medical school then go to the US. Especially California because people seem nice there. Take my mom there and let her retire in peace.

>>564356275
be cool .. listen dont give a shit .. beter to punch them like a man and get your ass kicked like a man then be a pussy ;) .. well shit if u still change your mind about the drugs try speed .. u wil be soo crazy u will be eating concrete haha :)

>>564339762
What's that text say?

>>564334182
Lost it at "roll to pin"

>>564356925
as an amerifag, I wouldn't move to California. A lot of fake people and very expensive compared to other areas in the US.

>>564333452
oh shit

>>564342979
whats going on /b/ is good?

>>564341007
haha i was there for that.
Sniff my drift lol

Sorry for the feels dumping and shit you guys. I should've just remained as spaghetti king.

>>564342979
So did you get loads of pussy? ;)

>>564340640
Dungeons and Dragons nigga

>>564356925
>>564357893
Sorry to hear about your dad, when things like that happen you grow up fast. I was in a similar situation once. I would strongly recommend you read the book Mans Search for Meaning, by Viktor Frankl. It helped me a lot, getting my life back, i am finally graduating as an engineer next year.

>>564355036
I tortured a faggot a few months ago, because he lied to me on some creams that where exfoilating, yeah sorta anger issues a friend helped me.

>>564342979
As i said earlier today, you are the new face of beta,OldP

>>564334803
you can make wine in a week and still catch a good buzz m8

>>564358218
Will do. Thanks /b/rother.

>>564340751
lawda mercy

>>564342979
Well shit.

>>564333734
you know, there's enough people to do this

>>564359615
is there a space of land that stretches around the earth thou, or must it be built.

>>564359615
well, what about the seas,

>>564342979
Isnt it time to skedaddle, Angus?

>>564358902
Good. Its a very famous book, you can probably borrow one in english at the local library. It wont cost you any slovakian korunas, and its only 100 pages long. Remember to always shave, stand and walk smartly. I'm off to bed now, good night and good luck. thx for sharing your story/pics

>>564360175
Thank you for making me feel better about what's happened. Good night homie

>>564342979
Dont you have another party to attend?

>>564359992
connecting boats

>>564353592
Its amazing only spaghetti exploded out of your pockets. Do you should ALLAHU AKBAR and spaghetti shoots out in all directions?

>>564344918
I really love you, 4chan.

>>564360781
Yea, one with your mom.

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Guy invited girl over to his place that he met on okcupid. He secretly setup his webcam to record the whole thing. they dryhumped for an hour until she finally gave him a handjob.

>I dont have a copy of the thread