As we all know, OPs have a great track record of delivering and not being a faggot. Today, we'll have an OP appreciation thread.
>inb4 op is a faggot
I have a hell of a lot less of these than I thought I did.
>>564293338
>implying that he didn't just empty the bottle before taking the picture and stick it in the tip of his dick
>>564294239
>>564294560
Only one i have sadly
I have one.
>>564294469
there was another shot where he pissed them out of his dick
>>564294424
>>564294220
>>564293338
>>564294716
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR MEMBER NOOO
>>564293951
Holy fuck I lol'd.
>>564295130
Wait i do have 1 more
>>564295297
Why does /b/ hate their own penises, but loves dicks on chicks and drawn shit?
>>564295556
Fuck if I know dude.
>>564295858
I treat my penis like a god. After I beat him of course. ekekekek
>>564295556
Last one i'm willing to dig through folders for.
>>564295556
don't call it hate, newfriend :^)
>>564296483
Wow. /b/ was moralfags for once?
>>564296726
Herm brings out the good in people.
>>564296483
no time stamp, yet everyone believed? I call bullshit
>>564296852
The only time /b/ is "good people" is when cats are involved.
>>564294716
hey I have a .gif of that
>>564297029
/b/ likes old people, remember that old guys birthday?
>>564297613
yeah it was hoax
>>564297613
The card one and "Op Moralfag" were the only ones other than cats I remember.
>>564297574
Holy jesús christ.
I know there is some fucked up shit happening to dicks in this thread already.
but.
I.
Who the fuck does that.
>>564294424
dick looks fake. No blood
>>564297574
Usually I'm immune to this crap, but that, that is just....
>>564294907
I need that fucking pic
anyone have oils of when OP sprayed air duster on a wart and then sprayed roach raid on it and had to go to the hospital. I remember it was a 3 day event
>>564297574
I'm going to lie to myself, and say that his knuckles stopped the fan before it got to his dick, because his knuckles are about the same distance from the fan at first..
>>564298021
>oils
pics*
>>564297938
What was he told????
>>564297574
/b/: we stick our dicks in fans.
>Op never delivers
>Op is always fag
>Every oldfag knows this
>tits or gtfo
>>564293338
Anyone have the guy that mutilated his dick for us last night?
>>564298674
>the guy that mutilated his dick for us last night?
wut?
>>564298347
>e: image.jpg (645 KB, 1696x2016)
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>564298674
wut?
>>564298123
What about when he puts it in there the second then third time? His hand was pretty far back.
>>564299234
>Can't tell if troll or just retarded
>>564298674
You have my attention with this one.
come now, at least one of you fuckers has it.
>>564298347
>>564299252
>>564298921
Guy was taking requests on what to do with his dick. Someone has to have screen capped it
>>564299418
>being this new
>>564299509
>newfag is newfag
>can't deal with the pain
>throw your dick in a blender
>>564293338
Yay! today im gonna ruin my body for a bunch of hateful trolls that most likely hate me.
I don't have the original bathtub shitter but I have where he said he was gonna off himself.
>>564300075
??
???
wat
>>564299705
FUCK YOU CUNT
?
??
Forcing a triforce >>564300729
>>564299221
why do they say to see the bottom...? to check if its real?
>>564301264
probably to fuck with him. a big part of getting someone to pull the pin on a grenade is convincing them it's fake
>>564293338
Well, did he cum?
>>564301264
mainly to check to see if it wasnt a dummy grenade, i.e A trainer that is used to educate soldiers
>>564297574
I...What?
>>564294220
oh shit that was fun.
The epic tale of OP and a moldy fleshlight
>>564302385
Part 2
>>564295858
i cant stop fucking laughing
>>564303290
What an asshole.
>>564304184
Oh, look who it is etc.
>>564302574
thats so fucking nasty
>>564304184
AY SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER
>>564304317
Fuck you.
>>564304317
Fuck you.
>>564304554
Fuck you too.
>>564304184
second
>>564304317
>etc.
kill thyself
>>564304783
Cancer confirmed
Fuck everyone in this thread.
>>564304880
WE HEAVEN NOW
>>564302574
>weirdboner.jpg
>>564304981
YEE
>>564304880
>>564304981
>>564305138
Fuck you imposters, I'm the real Heaven.
Im a big fat faggot
fuck you guys post more wins
>>564304848
wat ru gon do gif me MAYMAYS? XDDDdD
>>564305213
Get out of here you nigger.
>>564305240
Piss off.
>>564305327
no u fgt
>>564305138
>>564305213
>>564305226
>>564305301
>>564305327
I'm gonna call the 4chan police if you faggots don't stop impersonating me. I'm the real Heaven.
>>564304557
fuck you nigger
>>564305490
Go die ina fucking hole, piss cunt.
>>564298231
*she has aids*
If you stick anything in a fan that blows outwards it won't do anything, if he stuck his dick in it the other way round it would've cut it.
Source; I've stuck my dick in a fan before.
>>564305986
>Source; I've stuck my dick in a fan before.
Did you jizz on the blades and let it blow all over you?
Y'all forgetting the best.
>>564306803
>>564295298
I remember that thread it was like the third time I ever came on this shithole and I was mortified
>>564306803
...
People are really this stupid...?
Please PLEASE tell me this fucker can never reproduce.
>>564306803
gut benis? :DDD
>>564307797
Well that guy sure can't.
>>564307395
>>564307395
Holy Shit
I would have pissed my pants if this happend to me
>>564308505
Fuck those big spiders. Makes me glad I live somewhere relatively cold.
Does anyone know if op delivered last night and what the hell he was supposed to deliver? I think the event is a year old
>>564307395
>mfw I have arachnophobia
>>564306803
>>564307797
He didn't actually do it himself. He did it for a chick he wanted to continue fucking. He got it done at a hospital and then fucked with it until it bled everywhere and panicked.
>>564308669
the selfmade bat suite i think but i never saw op he forgot us
>>564297990
it's right there isnt it?
Does eneyone have the one from Adam Lanza?
>>564296149
FYI that OP is Dutch. Guess how I know!
>>564309087
it was fake
>>564293338
soo this thread needs this one..
>>564294716
That happened to me once on accident. It hurt like hell but luckily my foreskin took the most damage.
>>564309169
The Text on the bottle bleach?
>>564308848
If he got his own dick sliced for ONE pussy, he deserved everything that went wrong afterwards.
>>564308165
Read the fucking thread.
>>564309269
>>564309269
I would literally murder that guy if he did that shit to me. I mean, that is going to fuck him up for ever. Rofl
>>564309375
thats not even the full version
>>564309354
b-but anon he really cared about her
>>564309375
>>564309681
i've been in this thread, have no better version. u?
>>564309169
Doordat je balkanker hebt?
>>564309827
>>564309269
Haha, I remember that thread.
<-- Seen that one too. Fucking glorious.
>>564310085
Heeeyyyyyy........jij bent vast een mavo mocro
>>564296149
>10/06/14
Is this guy from the future?
>>564309891
nice one
>>564310330
No, he just lives in a first world country.
>>564310125
Holy shit, that's toaster steve
>>564310192
>Impliceren dat marrokanen een computer kunnen gebruiken
>>564310330
dumb fucktard
>stupid like 1/4 mile of farm way
I'll check if I have some to dump, haven't sorted my shit yet on this computer
>>564310464
Helaars beschikken ze tegenwoordig over die skills
>>564300508
god tier OP.
>>564294907
>honey, this picture looks familiar
>>564300000
>>564300000
>>564300000
>>564300000
>captcha: 111
>>564295298
>>564295510
holy shit did he really die?
>>564309891
>you will never run into mootles doing his mooty business in a cafe
>>564311442
It's possible, but apparently he got dragged out by firefighters.
doesn't mean he didn't die later on though
>>564295297
Why would you do that?
>>564311442
No it was a hoax
Some candles and his gf in a firefighter uniform
>>564311920
Aw. that's disappointing.
>>564310704
never let this thread die
>>564294220
>I have made a huge mistake
>>564312070
>>564311412
>>564293767
is that a male or female skull?
>>564312539
>All the dick mutilation in this thread
AND IT'S ONLY GETTING WORSE AS TIME GOES ON.
>>564312048
lol, it wasn't there 100+ articles on this guy.
Check Toaster Steve, the fire spread and actually injured some other guys. Not sure what happened to this guy.
>>564312660
alien
>>564312660
Don't think it ever said, and I don't know enough about skulls/anatomy to tell the difference
>>564293951
Filenames... wasn't OP
Does anyone have the thread where the guy cuts his balls off then proceeds by cooking them?
>>564299221
anyone gunna prove this is fake?
>>564312539
this one makes me crack up everytime
>>564312995
http://i.imgur.com/i2ggEER.jpg
>>564313462
>>564297927
trust this guy. he knows dicks.
>>564296149
this shit is mental
>>564313826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap2bZBJQHLA
link is from a vocaroo thread
>>564308669
oh FUCK i remember that shit,
its 2 years ago op said he would fucking make a batman suit or some shit, and he said tune in 22-8-2014 for the result.
>>564309891
ebic
>>564313757
I don't read newspapers so I wouldn't know what is considered ''acceptable'' but I have a hard time believing they printed anything with fag in it, even in a quote.
>>564314479
I'm going to go out on a limb and assume this one didn't make it.
>>564297574
i did that once its not at all painful
actually im going to do it right now
>>564295510
http://www.everyjoe.com/2013/12/02/crime/dakota-moore-photos-4chan-toaster-steve-suicide-attempt-guelph/
>>564315363
You better record that shit and post it for us, you nigger.
>>564315363
prove it
>>564313005
>post numbers crossed out
why
>>564315521
>>564315553
i did it but i dont want a video o me sticking my dick in a fan on the interwebs
>>564314479
This one didn't deliver, but fuck your rules OP I'm still posting it
>>564311412
10/10
At what altitude do balloons pop?
>>564293338
> TAKE THAT. AND LIKE IT. <----> https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nwo+pedo
>>564295298
KEK'd so fucking hard 10/10
>>564316845
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nwo+pedo
it says pedo so ill pass
>>564299221
It's a fake, unless you think that the Guatemalan police got to the scene in less than one minute.
>>564299221
He sure got underage b&
>>564304642
Who knew Heaven was such a butthurt billygoat
>>564315756
>>564317528
everyone
>>564317539
>>564317528
Fuck you.
>>564299234
>Months
Yeah youre a newfag
>>564317807
no fuck you
>>564294220
I remember that thread. So awesome.
>>564306803
:(
I'll never be upset about my penis for any reason again.,
>>564305476
>>564318034
It's too bad I left before op delivered only to find out the next day...
>>564299701
>not recognizing copypasta
>>564307395
One of my favorites.
Anyone got the record?
>>564317745
Does anyone have a cap of this guys thread? Can't find it
>>564303290
Is possum kill?
>>564318832
possum was not kill
just in case it hasnt been posted yet
>>564317867
It's definitely still summer, or this bait is in 144p
>>564318531
Yes I need this audio plz
>>564318531
doubtful, that threads like 5 years old
>>564320206
>censoring the nipples
uwot
>>564317539
A fucking grenade can't blow up all a roomlike show the fucking news paper
>>564294647
legendary
>>564306803
hes using a fucking period pad as a bandage
>>564293338
I remember the Lord of the Flies
God bless that glorious bastard.
>>564318710
I miss the cardstand days so much. Staying up for hours in the middle of the night watching a cardstand in Times Square waiting for an anon to show up.
>>564294716
ha ha!! Do you have the video for it?
>>564300508
Didn't that OP hero soon after by slitting wrist?
If so, Godspeed you glorious motherfucker
>>564309375
>>564309827
holy fuck i remember that hahaha i never found the next thread
>>564297574
>>564295510
Fuck I remember that thread, good times toaster Steve
surprised no one posted when I caught a cricket, blew my load on it, put it in a box, and buried it outside.
Or when I took another cricket, put it in a glass jar, lit it on fire on a raft in the sink.
>>564322195
Sorry noone capped your viking burial.
/r/ing the caps of me fucking a grapefruit
>>564322195
I missed that! :o
If it's any consolation, I wish it was here. :(
>>564322195
go catch another one and make a roll thread, faggot
Today there was a guy that was supposed to set a bird he bought on fire but, the thread 404d before he could. Did Op make another thread or was he a faggot?
>>564322195
How do you get aroused enough to cum on a cricket?
Did the cricket talk dirty?
>>564323714
>2014
>having to ask this question
>>564323714
He was a faggot
>>564309375
>>564309827
That crossed a line. You don't give an unsuspecting person 17 fucking hits of acid. OP was a fucking prick.
>>564310459
#rekt
the day OP fucked a nasty fleshlight, way to go OP, hope your dick didn't fall off.
>>564323980
there was a chance he might have delivered, YOU DON'T KNOW!!! D':<
>>564324295
Link to vid?
>>564323908
>fap about hot chix
>cum on cricket
>??????
>shekels
>>564321757
the .gif doesn't have the music that goes with it
>>564323987
I fucking knew that faggot wouldn't fucking delivar.
One can dream though, can't they?
>>564320567
Unless I missed some parts, thats just a regular sundae with ramen instead of ice cream
>>564326285
This is the worst screen cap. Ever heard of chronological order u tart
>>564326285
What an outrageous waste of time.
>>564295298
>>564317807
Compliments will get you nowhere?
>>564297574
The fastest circumcision ever.
>>564327607
My fucking cat does this all the time. She'll just stare at a goddamn wall like she's trying to win a contest with it.
>>564327047
>>564327047
Screen cap it so quickly fags from 4archive because of I got stuck with work.
>>564327893
Wat?
I named this dudes dog.
>>564295298
kek'd
>>564328173
What a cute puppy.
>>564320629
>16
are you retarded
>>564297613
>111 birthday
>"TRIIPPPPSSSSS!!!!!"
>"HAVE YOU EVER SEEN TRIPS LIKE THAT BEFORE?"
>He ran away, yadda yadda, and later sent him a pic of his dick.
Fuck yeah, /b/ loves old people.
I would great grandson that salty bastard up in a second!!!
>>564330051
those are some nice fuckin' cougar tits.