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Here we have the perfectly normal tampon from its wrapper.

>>563807743
posting in legendary thread

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I must be very careful to open the noise maker.

Go on

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brump

>>563807985
what is that "noise maker"?

>>563807985
Stop! That creates mustard gas!

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I take out the fluff, and very careful to cut through to remove the explosive part.

>>563808101
"Champaigne popper" or "Party Popper" uses a small explosive to propel streamers.

>>563808101
You pull the string and it pops with a little explosion and throws confetti everywhere

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The explosive part is removed with success!

>>563808101
Confetti and a very small explosive charge to send the confetti out. It's basically a firework you give to 3 year olds.

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>>563808276

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>>563808101
it shoots confetti out when you pull the string like so

Aw shiiiiiiieeeeeettttt

>>563807552
OP is is a virgin fag, they are his own tampons.

bampin for great idea

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ok, I'm in.

alright, im curious. if this is b8 its 8/8

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>>563808101
When the string is pulled, the confetti stuff are shot out from the front!

>>563808227
No, it does not.

Now you can see that the explosive looks like a small tampon, but a woman would not confuse the two things! So we must improve.

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>>563808386
I love you OP

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>Posting in it.

keep 'em coming, OP, i'm waiting

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le posting in epic bread

This is fuckin brilliant

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OP is fiendish.

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>>563808585
They are not mine.

I also aplogize for the timestamp being so earlier than now. I had to do other things (eat dinner) in the meantime.

Will OP show it in action?

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DO IT OP

op obviously never wants to have sex with his wife's vagina ever again

I like where this is going

I came on /b/ to fap but this thread interests me

>>563808967
you need apologize for nothing good ser.

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>>563808718
>>563808858
Thank you!

So as you saw I removed the string of the tampon, and I have cut the string of the explosion. Now they are tied as one.

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this fucking thread is gold

This might be the best thread i've seen this year.

Dat pussy splodin'

Hide a camera in the bathroom and film it. Spilt the video and make sure you post all of the images

>>563808967
both his hands are in frame...then who was camera?!?!

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>>563808967
Im monitoring
Thanks OP, continue

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Posting in LEGENDARY thread.

>>563809162
Your hands freak me the fuck out how do you have a wife & have you pulled this shit before ?

The blood/moisture is going to deactivate the explosive long before she pulls the string.

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>>563808986
I cannot know yet. It would be impossible to trick her into immediately inserting a tampon that I suspiciously hand to her while holding a camera.

>>563809030
It will not destroy the vagina! It will merely cause surprise.

Now I connect the explosive to the main tampon with tape.

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Someone screenshot this shit.

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Best thread of the week.

>>563809317
FUCKING THIS

>>563809525
seriously.. post it on youtube, 1million hits, cash money

>>563809412
He's clearly holding the camera in his mouth, silly.

>>563809457
how will you hide the tape op? it no longer looks like a proper tampon

Has this been archived yet?
Someone should get on that, this is beautiful

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>Local woman dies from vaginal explosion from mentally retarded husband

God amongst men confirmed

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>>563809412
Camera was fixed on tripod. I had to shoot video and make screen captures, or I would have not been able to accomplish this.

>>563809453
Perhaps you are right, I will test on animal(s) as well?

Professional tip: Impossible to get the string back in, so I will use zip tie to guide it!

>>563809232
You obviously were not here for the incesomnophilia a few days ago

>>563807552
bump

>Keep the thread alive, keep the dream alive

>>563809457
i'm worried you're going to end up burning her

You guys are fucking retards. it takes more force to pull the explosive than to pull it out of her vagina... it won't work

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>>563809720

vaginal explosion

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>>563809692
You will see, this is the prototype phase. Patience my /b/rother.

>>563809720
...Would be headline in southern newspaper if you tried such a thing!

>>563809789
test the explosive with your anus OP

i call bullshit...its obvious the scissors are shooped

>>563809792
This has been a good week for /b/

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>>563809457
This shit is why I still come to /b

>>563809792
You mean the one where the guy cut off the bugs head with sphincter power, right?

>>563809938
anon confirmed for man.
woman here
and I can safely say I'll pull as hard as it goddamn takes to get a tampon out of my vagoo.

>>563809938
He should have rigged it to the tube so when she pulls out the plastic, it pops. Shit wont ignite when its soaked in a days worth of blood.

>>563810127
...wat.
Please explain and/or post pix.

>>563809792

I was not.

>>563809789
>Professional tip
hahahaha

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>vagina explosion
>mfw

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>>563809938
It is not so hard to pull. But the proof will be pudding!

>>563810018
Impossible!

Completion! Now it is set to go.

But I feel the design is not good. The string is too short, the tape will be too obvious. Even though it would not be visible, she would feel it!

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>>563810012
Wouldn't it technically be an implosion?

>>563810127
wat?

I meant incest somnophilia.

As in the dude was going in on his passed out mother

>>563810194
>a day
confirmed for virign, you have to change it in so many hours not every 24

OP you are a God. I will do this to my wife if this works

So, let me get this straight. You put the explosive inside the actual tampon, she inserts it, bleeds all over it and when she goes to pull it out it explodes? The chances are high that the blood will seep into the explosive itself, get it wet and ruin it.

test run put it in your ass

old pasta. this shit happened like 4 years ago

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>>563809720

She will have a good laugh and plan her revenge.

>>563810383
It don't matter if she feel the tape, she will pull it out to inspect and... Puf

>>563808227

Who cares, let's mustard gas OP's wife

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>>563810160
Thank you! Wife has a tight vagine. Then again, tampons are not that wide, so effort is unknown to me in her case.

To test the pulling power required, I destroy this prototype. It was not hard to pull.

>>563810514
My GF doesn't use tampons only pads so I honestly didn't know the time frame. Still that thing is gonna be wet and probably wont fire.

>>563810013
I dont think when she pulls on it it will go off. some of those fuckers take some effort. i doubt it will be lodge up there hard enough to require the force needed to set it off

>>563810383
OP, dab some clear nail polish on the explosive bit to make it water proof. I'm not sure if that will cause a fire or not, but that doesn't sound like my problem.

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>>563810631

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>>563810261
Here you go. Sorry if its small i had to resize it for it was too big.

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OP slowly ascending to god status

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>vagina explosion
I may be having a heart attack.

Also, OP, please implement one of these into your legendary technology

>>563810383
She would feel it and immediately pull it out. BOOM

Fuck yes

OP you crazy mane

>>563810837
i agree with you. op is trying to bait us. but me and you? we were able to see right through that shit. good job /b/ro

>>563810945
gud job

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>>563807552
This is gonna be fucking amazing.

>>563809792

What do you get if you combine these two threads?

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>>563810613
As I say, perhaps this will be true. I will have to wrap it in plastic for final design, perhaps. But it is too late, because second prototype is already for posting.

>>563810631
This is my idea by patent. If you have pasta, paste pasta.

Tape held explosion to tampon. It made a great noise, but almost no damage. Just some smoke. As I say, this is for surprise and not for purposes of destroying sex holes.

>>563807552
>id: tAPE

Neat. You little /diy/nosaur, you.

>>563810945
so... a guy stuck a large beetle's head in his anus and decapitated it via anal clench?

I've not seen a thread this legendary in the longest time, OP you should set a camera up in the bathroom in hopes of catching the reaction.

>>563811242
Can I destroy your wife's sex hole?

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>>563811242
>almost no damage
>almost

>>563810018
This. Get a small aluminum flashlight and open it, removing any batteries. Get the cap you unscrewed and drill a tiny hole in it. Fill the flashlight with matchheads and get the explosive-string assembly you dissected from the noisemaker, putting the string through the hole you drilled in the cap. Screw the cap on the flashlight very tightly, with the string tapering from the hole. Insert flashlight in your anus until it is almost completely engulfed, with only the cap and the string visible. Pull the string.

>>563811440
Yup. It was one of the best OP deliveries I have witnessed.

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>>563811137
It is not b8 m9! I share this idea in the hopes that it may be improved, and that women will be made to fear tampons for all of time. For teh humour!

But now back to serious business: I begin construction of less obtrusive design that will solve many problems.

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>>563811242
>tamprise16.png

>>563810725
okay OP time for da real one

>>563811404
Hooly shit youre right!

Toasting in epic bread etc

>>563811242

In future testing it might be a good idea to try to get it to fire right from the applicator. Basically turn the applicator into the new housing for the little firework so when she goes to push the actual tampon in all she gets is explosion and confetti.

This is fantastic

>>563811643
OP are you some kind of engineer or something?

>wife

OP i don't see no ring on your hand

>>563810631
man, they must have thought he was batshit when he accidentally wrote 2014 on his timestamp instead of 2010 way back then, right?

bumping a legendary thread

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>mfw op's wife gon by op a flesh light with a grenade build in it as revange

>>563811643

Just make dozens of these and switch them out for the real ones in the boxes at Walmart.

are you all really so fucking thick you cant see this is bullshit?!?!?

>>563811805
>so when she goes to push the actual tampon in all she gets is explosion and confetti

I laughed really fucking hard

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You faggots need to stop expiring this thread faster than you need to by repeating how "EPIC" this "BREAD" is. Fucking newnigs.

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>>563811535
It it likely that you could, if you use a weapon of some kind. It is not very robust an orifice.

I split the tampon open. This will allow explosives to be totally concealed. It will allow only the "tampon string" to be shown from the end. It will be perfection.

>>563811890
why else would he be preparing to physically disfigure his soon-to-be ex-wife?

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bump

A legend this will become, post i must.

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Holy shit OP this shit's more dank than kush

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>>563811643
when is your waifus period?

>>563811960
genius!!!

>>563811890
kek you're right, not even a ring line from taking it off.

OP da fuck you fucking fuck.

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>>563811998

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Not bad, OP. Not bad at all.

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>>563812005
Ovary poppers.

OP's broken English makes this all the more hilarious

>>563811643
Your name doesn't happen to be Travis, does it?

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>>563811805
She will get explosion and spahgetti if she does this in the public bathrooms!

>>563811840
I did not gradate technical college, so I am "or something".

>>563811890
I do not wear my ring when working on delicate matters.

We are almost to the end!

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Hey OP, if I were you I would decline any and all blowjobs from your wife in the next 80 years.

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Mfw this thread. Op, you are becoming more of a legend with each passing second.

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>>563812223
> Ovary poppers
My fucking sides have left orbit

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Now I feel that to solve the "wetness problem" that we have discussed, perhaps glue will both hold the explosion to place and also coat it with waterproofing.

The glue will not soak through the cardboard. I am an expert woodworker. And as well, cardboardworker.

May the graces of the heavens be with you on your noble quest /b/ friend.

>wife
>no wedding ring

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread was not epic

>>563812558
Muh.. muh thread :( pls don't trole me Mr. Ruseman

Sage as much as possible

I hope you blow off your fingers you prick.

Maybe she'll like it.

This could possibly be a genre of porn.

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Toasting in an epic bread

>>563812718
no gtfo

>>563812791
> confirmend femanazi stay mad. Stay raggin

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>>563812908

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>>563812126
Sadly it has passed approximately one week ago. That is part of what gave me this scheme!

>>563812415
No. It is Sally Mae. My parents were cruel users of cheap finance.

>>563812469
It is clear that you do not understand the marital contract and why this is of no concern.

I am not cutting the explosion tube! I merely push it in deep with the knife side!

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>>563812223

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>>563812791
>blow off his fingers

>with a childrens toy

>mfw

>>563810725

Keep us updated, OP you're doing god's work. +10 internets to you good sir

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holy fuck toasting in epic bread

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>>563812394
Nigger now is not the time for spiderman. This is important.

This isn't going to work. The blood is going to make the explosive damp/wet. You have already failed.

>>563812697
You said you had to preshoot the video and take screenshots to get these pictures, but you are also fixing problems /b/ has noticed in real time.
plz xplane

op you should use more tape, it's in your fucking id

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>>563812721
Give me time and I will post ring as proof. If this means so much.

>>563812791
It would be impossible! The explosion is small.

Sealed in for its journey.

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>>563810725

another woman here

difficulty in tampon will depend on how heavy her flow is that day. it'll have lest resistance and be more saturated/likely to fizzle out from moisture if she's ragging hard

best to get her on a light day, OP, toward the beginning or end of a period

>>563811643

ignore the h8ters

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>>563813409
just fucking go with it faggot

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This fucking thread is incredible.

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>>563812697
golden

>>563809232
Or the guy who stepped in his own shit thinking he'd get 150$ but /b/ payed him 6 cents then they found his Facebook and sent the pictures to his mom

>>563813138

10/10 best photoshop 2014

You do realize you're exploding the inside of your wife's vagina while her uterus lining is shedding painfully and she is emotionally vulnerable right

>>563807552
won't this shit get stuck?

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>>563813213
>>563813221
>>563813379
>>563813401
Why not just post ayyy lmao with allen heads? It would help equally.

>>563813409
I had forseen the challenges of /b/! It is summer, and I may be one quarter gay, and that is the essence of it all, do you not think?

>>563813418
I will, thank you.

STUFFED INTO THE TUBE, it is ready to go! I used the zip tie as before, but I have skipped the image to show it. You would be bored.

>>563813718
MY SIDES!! hahaha
Great way to put it man! Makes this and even greater possibility!

ha ha
homemade tampoon

>>563809457
>It will not destroy the vagina! It will merely cause surprise.

>>563813467
Well, how are we going to know about the results of your wifes sexplosion?

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you have my attention

>>563813718
No one gives a fuck about the technicalities, this is golden so enjoy it faggot

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Dis gon b gud

>>563813981
OP, is English not your first language?

Sell these retail please.

>>563813006
>>563812982
>>563813062
>>563812908
>>563812718
>>563812558
>>563812465
>>563812394
>>563812297
hey look, i found the cancer killing /b/

>>563814179
No I think he's purposely talking like a faggot for faggots sake

>>563809457
I think anon's point is that she'll never fuck you again after this. On account of she'll be mad.

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>>563813981
we need more freethinkers like this man.

may I add a suggestion?

Pop Rocks

watch her squirm.

>>563814173
Shiiiit, i have ID skill

>>563813981
You should also make some tampons rubbed in fungal spores. That could be interesting...

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>>563813718
She does not get emotional at the time of her menses! It is one of her striking qualities.

>>563813752
Where? In what? It is the same as a tampon in the end.

And so here we are, that is as far as I have taken it until now.

Does /b/ have any suggestions? I give this design freely to you. I encourage all to make many vaginas surprised by it!

http://apolyton.net/showthread.php/183349-Are-prank-tampons-feasible

>>563812791

And I hope you get a load blown on your face you stupid femnazi

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working

>>563814272
this is a perfectly good thread too.. fucking terrible

>>563814414
see
>>563814395

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>>563809720
>vaginal explosion

>>563814414
THE RING SIR! Show these non-believers the ring!

>>563814192
Who wouldn't want to celebrate their period with tampoplers?

>>563814414
Once she pulls the string to pop the explosive, the cotton will be stuck inside her?

>>563814414
Please post results

>>563814414
Do you know those trick packs of gum that snap when you pull, kind of like a tiny mousetrap? Could you use something like that to cause the same snapping sound without any explosion?

So can we expect a followup in like, a couple weeks?

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>>563814414
my god its beautiful, here, have a butt

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op is hero

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http://www.medgadget.com/2005/09/the_rape_trap.html

your wife gon' do this

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This thread gave me a boner

>>563814964
HOLY SHIT

>>563814964
fuck off fag

made a comp but file is to big... fuck

>>563814964
NEWFAG ALERT!!

>Dat filename

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>>563814964

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>>563815224
>>563815285
>>563815406

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>>563814964
tfw canadian

Who da fuk is taking the pictures

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>>563815061

>>563815224
hai there newfriend

>>563815406
>File: 1394059569532.jpg
its people like you who make /b/ look retarded

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test tampon with butthole

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>>563815513

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>>563814289
>OP
So why not!?

>>563814312
Maybe. Maybe she will find it amusing.

>>563814446
Hmm, so everything is under the sun that has been thought of.

>>563814723
Yes. I will be happy to gouge it out.

>>563814769
I will try, but that will have to be for another tread.

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>>563814964
esosep Arabic

>>563815669

this faggot is just mad nobody is paying attention to his spider sage

>>563813134
I want to understand the marital contract! Im serious, whats it