go. away. faggot.

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>>563726954
speak young master

enlight me OP

>Be 22
>Be about 9 months ago
>Live in Kentucky
>Have shitty Minimum wage job
>Barely able to support self in apartment
>Search for Roommate
>Random chick answers ad.
She's the only person out of, like, 12, who applied who actually had a paying job, so she got in.
>First few months were fine
>Rent starts coming in later and later
>Confront her about it.
>She says work has been cutting her hours, and she has other bills she has to take care of.

Mind you, I take care of water gas and electric, I just needed an extra 200 a month to help with rent, but I'm not someone to pry into strangers' business, so I just ask that she make sure that she gets the rent in time.

>Girl starts flirting with me.
>Express complete lack of interest with her from the start.
>Rent starts getting later and later, until its not coming at all.
>I give her one month to get rent, or she's kicked out.
>She tries to seduce me, which I still say no to, and she still fails the rent.
>Kick her out, put out ad for new roommate.
>Next day, I get cops at my door.

Continued.

>>563728037
Moar

>>563728037
Starting to cringe OP, continue

Captcha: influence

go on...

>>563728037

>Cop starts asking me all kinds of really accusatory questions.
>Where were you last night
>What were you doing
>Who was there
>Do you have any witnesses.

I haven't done anything illegal, but I was still paranoid. Who wouldn't be?

>Finally interrupt him to demand information
>He tries to just sweep it under the carpet and say he's just investigating "Something"
>Demand to know what is involving the law and me
>He informs me that there are Rape charges against me.

Apparently, when I kicked her out, she went to the cops and sold a sob story about how I had raped her, had sexually threatened her the entire time I was her roommate, and some bullshit about forcing her to stay.

>Demand a laywer
>Cop informs me how suspicious it looks.
>Don't care. Demand a lawyer.

>Fast forward about 2 months to today.

The trial is going to be held tomorrow on weather or not I raped her, etc. etc. my laywer is laughing his ass off in my back room as I type this.

The funny part is that the Girl who constantly tried to seduce me, clearly trying to use sex instead of paying rent, and then tried to claim that I raped her to get revenge on me kicking her out?

She's got no clue that I am a Homosexual.

Literally can not wait to walk into court and see the look on everybody's face (particularly hers) when I admit it. I've even got my long distance boyfriend to fly in for the case (Filed under "Close friend and witness to my innocence")

>>563726954
https://www.google.com/search?rls=en&q=%77%68%65%72%65%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%64%6f%77%6e%6c%6f%61%64%20%63%68%69%6c%64%20%70%6f%72%6e%20%61%6e%64%20%68%6f%77%20%63%61%6e%20%49%20%6b%69%6c%6c%20%74%68%65%20%70%72%65%73%69%64%65%6e%74

>>563729305
10/10 this better be real nigger

>>563729305
>I've even got my long distance boyfriend to fly in for the case
Bonus prize.

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>>563729305
You seem like a cool gay guy instead of those flamboyant fucking pink morons.
Or I could be wrong and OP could still be a f.. wait a minute.

>>563729305
goodluck faggot

>>563729305
just ... take this *sob*

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Go back to /lgbt/ you shit-tier baiting faggot.

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>>563729305

>trying to counter a bitch crying rape

good luck m8 she literally has every law on her side even though it's complete bullshit.

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>>563729719
wait i'll try again:

just ... take this *sob*

>>563729305
>I'm a homosexual

Exactly what I would say if I raped someone

>>563729305
Is he going to pound your ass in after the case?

>>563729305
Fucking hilarious what the hell I cant breathe after reading you're gay

>>563729676

Nah, hardly flamboyant. Just a regular dude who likes other dudes instead of femanazi's.

>>563729909
Really? I don't exactly know that many rapists claiming to be gay, and bringing in their long -time boyfriends in on the case.

>>563729305
So... OP is a faggot, what else is new?

Good luck m80

>>563728037
Hope you win, good luck tomorrow and fuck h<er hard... in the ass.

OP just be sure to remind the jury and the judge that if there is any reason to doubt that you raped her, they are legally obligated to acquit you of the charges

>>563730231
So your lawyer is going to allow the complainant to commit perjury in court?

Or does the prosecution not believe you are gay?

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>ITT: A faggot makes up shit to get attention and validate his cocksucking degenerate lifestyle.

>>563729305
OP, you are my favourite faggot. I hope you'll win.

thats indeed a pile of shit (the woman)
really hope you win this.. give your boyfriend a victory blowjob if you do

Sadly, I'm not expecting much out of this. no matter how hard the judge goes on her on a false rape accusation, she's probably going to just get a slap on the wrist. It sucks, but I am just hoping to humiliate the ever loving fuck out of her.

>>563730296
The new part is a Femanazi getting put in her place for a false rape claim.

>>563730701
My lawyer is going to let Femanonanazi and her lawyer speak their case, and cross the point of no return, by publicly, on record, and in front of the court, stating the sob story about how I raped her, and how (I suspect graphic details, because she seems like that kind of vindictive bitch)

And then my lawyer is going to inform the judge and jury about what really happened. Basically, letting them screw themselves with their own story.

OP is a faggot. But cool faggot, like Freddy Mercury.

Hope things go well for you OP. Dumb bitches need to learn crying and using the pussy to get their way won't work.

Worst part is she won't even get a slap on the wrist for it either. No punishment for falsely accusing someone of rape.

>>563729395
wow

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>>563726954
>Implying any of this bullshit actually happened
>2014
>Thinking anything a faggot says can be trusted.

>>563731403
i don't want to live on this earth anymore

>>563731302
>OP is a faggot. But cool faggot, like Freddy Mercury.

True.
Also, get back to the FR chat.

>>563731198
So your attorney is going to knowingly allow someone to commit perjury in an American court? He could be disbarred for that, so either this thread is bullshit, or your lawyer isn't Jewish.

>>563731403

My lawyer said that by making this go to court, and having them speak out openly and such, we can back them into a corner where she gets in trouble for, basically, wasting the courts time.

She can't get in trouble for falsely accusing rape, but she can get in trouble for abusing the court system, and wasting eveyones time.

Thats why we didn't try to get this settled out of court by informing her I'm gay before: She'd have nothing to fear at all.

>>563731403
Not true. The OP could sue for slander and defamation of character.

He could also sue for breach of contract and fraud.

>>563731718

Laywer isn't Jewish, and thats the trap we're laying. By the defendant committing perjury, she gets in trouble for that, instead of the false rape claim, which she wouldn't get in trouble for anyways.

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>>563731718
You really don't understand how the legal system works, do you?

>>563731985
Implying there was a mutual agreement on how long the 200/month thing should last

>>563732254

The agreement was: She pays the 200/month, or she doesn't get to live there (Giving her an extra month was just out of the kindness of my heart).

It was simple as that: She pays, or she goes. I need the money, not some fluzy I'm not even attracted to, damnit.

>>563729395
What is this supposed to be?

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>>563729305
How I feel the court case will end up like

>>563732141
You don't understand how saving images off 4chan really works, do you?

>>563731718
Yes.

You see, there's this thing called "lying under oath", or perjury. Especially if her lawyer knowingly allows his client to perjure herself.

However, the OP should probably talk to his lawyer about the legality of presenting her with a bill, with itemizations of:

Month's rent
Cleaning deposit
Wear and tear deposit

And have each be exponentially bigger than the last.

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>>563731680
Here you go, /b/uddy.

>>563732471
Was there ever a contract written between you two?
This is probably not a big enough case to have a jury so its going to be you vs some woman judge.
I don't have hope in the american legal system anymore. When is the court starting?
Keep us updated

>>563732514
Kek

>>563732254
>implying
Fuck you and your fucking implying. I didn't >imply shit, you fucking shitstain idiot motherfucker. I fucking hate it when some 14 year old pseudo-masterdebater says "IMPLYING". Fuck that, and fuck your stupid ass. You use "implying" like I'm actually saying anything. I'm not. YOU are the one saying it. Don't fucking put words in my mouth, you piece of anal leakage.

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>10/10 op u glorious fag

OP you faggot you better update us tomorrow

>>563732694
Mercury was never cool. He kept Queen stifled and shitty.

>>563731839
Even though your attorney represents you an not her, he is still an officer of the court, and as such has an ethical responsibility to inform the court that a sworn witness is going to lie on the record. Failing to do so is an ethical violation which he could be sanctioned for.

Also, your lawyer not explaining this to prosecutors before the trial makes you just as complicit in wasting the courts time with something that clearly didn't need to go to trial.

>>563732141
Go back to trolling trap threads

>>563732514
Pfffff

>>563732514
Kek'd hard

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>>563732575
I do. There was a point to posting that one, fuckstain.

>>563732514
Yeah, that's pretty much what we're hoping is going to happen.

>>563732747
Sadly, it was only a verbal contract.

>>563732579
I think you're misunderstanding whats going on:

MY lawyer isn't committing purgery. I am not committing Perjury.

the Femanazi is going to be lying under oath, as is her lawyer. And both me and my lawyer are going to be attempting to call her out on it.

My lawyer can't get in trouble with anything She or her lawyer does.

>>563729305
Oh lord jesus, if only you could take pictures in court without any repercussions

>>563732919
By that logic every single layer defending an innocent accused person at trial is committing perjury?

>>563731718
Wait... what?

You realise his Lawyer doesn't have anything to do with what they do right? If she wants to lie to court, that's her job. His lawyer's job is only to prove that she's lying, not stop her from lying.

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>>563726954
Good luck, OP!
I hope to see something posted here tomorrow about your victory!

>>563732824
You said he could sur for breach of contract, so you're implying a mutual agreement, i'm not putting words in your mouth it's one of the definitions of a contract in non sandnigger countries you butthurt summerfag.

>>563733165
>Sadly, it was only a verbal contract.

Hoooolyyy shhhiiiiitt! A verbal contract in Murikanistan!? You dun goof'd!

>>563729305
Also please post timestamp for great justice

>>563733130
>I was just pretending to be fucking retarded, I swear!

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>>563733375
>logic

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>>563729305
oh man didnt see that comin

>>563732919
Defence: He judge, just letting you know, the witness is going to lie.
Judge: Case dismissed!

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>>563729305
Good luck, OP.

Top kek

>>563733509

Timestamp of what? Me sitting in my apartment?

I don't have anything timestamp worthy.

>>563733680
It's a little more complicated than that, but would prevent a criminal trial that wastes taxpayer money

>>563733165
Op I don't want you to count your victory yet then. She's going to cry, state that you being a homo does not diminish your basic instinct to rape and that her story is more believable than yours. But honestly what bitch can't afford 200 a month?
I think you deserve this as a lesson for keep your shit in writing.
Good luck man, I hate these kind of bitches.

i hope that bitch get jail or something

>>563733923

Trust me, I've learned my lesson, and it will all be in writing.

I think the hardest part is that I'm in Kentucky. Technically, it's not illegal to be gay, but its not something I typically just throw around.

It helps that I look like a regular dude, and not like a faggot, so there's that.

We just need to catch her in her own story and thats what we're going to be focusing on.

As far as what she was doing with her entire paycheck: Fuck if I know.

>>563731403
We can only hope things will change

>>563731612
oooh you so edgy
>implying you can believe anything anyone says on /b/

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>>563733165

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>>563729305
10/10 OP

>>563731403
Is this really how it is in Clapistan? Even here in SJW-Norway we have laws against that kind of stuff. If you lie about rape you get a huge fine, maybe even prison.

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>>563729305
I've been on here all day. And this thread made all of it worth it.

Alright, my lawyer just finished with some paperwork, and he's headed out the door back to his office.

While there is no promise we'll get anything out of this, if things go our way, we can counter sue for slander and defamation of character.

(Thanks anon for this >>563731985 I suggested it as a question, and he said it is plausible. No guarantees though)

>>563734345
Hi fellow Kentuckyfag
Good luck tomorrow

>>563729305
OP is a fag, but a cool fag, like Freddy Mercury. Best of luck at your trial, you glorious, winged faggot.

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>>563735270
I hope you do counter this cunt, Op.
Take everything you can from this slut.
If you were me, and I were you I would take the clothes off that bitches back.
Fuck her life up.

>>563729539
Fuck. Off. Jew

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>>563729395

>>563731839
>She can't get in trouble for falsely accusing rape
Why not? can't you sue her for slander?

>>563729305
>my laywer is laughing his ass off in my back room as I type this.

In spite of some key details that you didn't bother to mention, I was beginning to believe you until you wrote that about your lawyer being in your back room while you typed this shit on /b/.

Translation: Fuck you, troll, for wasting our time.

>>563735270
Update us about the final decision m8.

>>563734345
What city is this in. If it really as you say it will probably make the Herald Leader or the Courier Journal (esp. on a slow day) and I could use something to look forward to

>>563736375

Okay, I exaggerated about how hard he's laughing about how the thinks the court case will go tomorrow.

My lawyer came over so he could deal with some paperwork, and he just recently left.

Sue me for making the story appear a little funnier than it really is. I'm still going to court for rape, fuckwad.

>>563736471

It depends on how the court case goes. if she gets fucked, we'll sue

>>563731839

>cant get in trouble for falsely accusing rape

> defecation of character

>>563737021
Legal system sucks in america, doesn't it?

Well /b/, its 2:30, and I actually still have work. So, I'll check you guys later, and I'll let you know (probably) tomorrow on how the court case goes.

good luck you asshole

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>>563731198
You obviously haven't been in a real court case and have no clue how court cases and lawyers operate in real life, which further supports your being a fucking troll. If this was a real case, you would have been arrested instead of the cops just coming to your door and interrogating you. Cops don't interrogate the suspects in cases like that. They arrest you and let you, the lawyers, and the judge sort out what really happened.

Also, you will have to testify. Your attorney does not testify on your behalf except in opening and closing arguments.

You lose this case, bitch.

>>563729676

Coming from a gay anon, most gay men aren't flamboyant. You probably come across several gay men every day but you just don't know it because they don't fit the stereotype.

>>563736939
So to recap:

OP has shitty minimum wage job

Gets accused of rape

Instead of just explaining that he's a faggot and can prove it by presenting his butt buddy, he hires a lawyer who drags this shit out for 9 months

>have shitty minimum wage job
>minimum wage job
>minimum wage job
>minimum wage job

OP is a faggot alright, but he's also full of shit

>>563738873
...full of cock?

>>563738163

The cop didn't arrest me at first because he was doing his /job/ and getting evidence first. I was, in fact, arrested in that two month time frame I skipped, that I skipped for the sake of forwarding the story. OF COURSE I was arrested, because otherwise this wouldn't have happened, and there was no way to make me being arrested, taken to an empty room, given a bunch of generic questions, and then receiving my lawyer interesting to the reader. It happened. Simple as that.

And Duh. I will have to testify for myself. I will be the one going up there, saying that I'm the homosexual. Obviously my lawyer isn't going to be doing ALL the talking. He will be doing the opening statement, he will be questioning me, Her, and witnesses on both sides, JUST like her lawyer will be doing the same.

Where did I say the Lawyer will be testifying on my behalf, anyways? If I did, it was a mistake.

>>563738873
Re-read the god damned story. 9 months ago was when Bitchface McCunt became my roommate.

Its been a little over 2 Months since I lawyered up.

I'm going to work now. I'll see you guys tomorrow with the results.

>>563739185
Ok

>shitty Minimum wage job
>hired lawyer and paid him for last 2 months

This story still smells worse then your cock after a night at the bathhouse

>>563731839
Yes, she can be prosecuted for accusing rape--on two counts at least: Filing a false police report; and perjury. She can also be made to repay the county for the expense of the trial, including the defendant's attorney fees.

>>563738697
Motherfucking this. I'm not gay but I've been around a bunch of gay dudes. One was even my best friend for about a year. inb4 social justice but gay is just a sexual preference, not a strict definition on how you dress, gesture, and speak. That being said I despise fags who dress weird or limp-wrist hand gesture, and especially the fags with a "gay-voice."

>>563729305
Nice Night M. Shameme plot twist at the end. Hope it goes well faggot <3

>>563729305
>get charged for false rape
or
>admit you're gay in Kentucky
you're fucked either way m8