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Welcome! Be sure to upvote everything!

hey, im dave and I work in accounting

>>563330948
welcome newfriend

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>>563330948

Hi, pal. Nice to meet you. Hope your summer is going nice.

My name is David and I make sure you get your e-mail.

>>563330948
Welcome to /b/

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Hello I'm a snake with a funny hat!

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hello

>>563330948
nigger

>>563330948
hello anon, my name is dave
be sure to have a great time and check out some other great boards like /a/ and [s4s]!

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>>563330948
don't be cancer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaD3MBAZaig

Go back and never return. There's still time.

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>>563330948

>>563331425
>/a/
kek

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>>563330948
hey newfriend

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Hello newfriend and welcome to our little community. Remember to sage cancer and never shitpost and im sure we will all get along perfectly :)

welcome to /b/, make sure to post quality maymays and join our maymay creating threads.

feel free to ask if theres anything you feel confused about, but most important, Enjoy your stay!

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>>563332096

Why do you cunts insist on calling them "maymays"?

It's fucking pronounced "meem", you god damned twat.

Fuckity.

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Have a frog new friend :)

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>>563330948
welcome, faggot

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did i mention im from tumblr and into homestuck?

>>563332427
memay is the way I have always pronounced it, but I feel your pain people pronounce troll like its the mythical creature and it russells my jimjims

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>>563330948

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>>563332538
Lets play find the vegan!

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Hi , have some eyebrow job

>>563332564
https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Nobody_cares

>>563332427
its pronnounced "May Mays".
please dont be unfriendly infront of our newfriends, its bad for our groving community.

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>>563332805
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Hi, I am the dubsman.
check em.

>>563330948
This thread is being monitored by the gov't.
Don't be stupid newcomer, get out before you get too deep on this mess.

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>>563330948
Have anutter

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FUCK ALL YOU MISOGYNISTIC NECKBEARDS TRANS PHOBIC SHITLORDS DO DIE IN HELL. YOU TRIGGERED MY FIEND ON TUMBLE AND NOW IMMA RAPE YOU WITH PORN AND SHIT

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My cheesecake ran wawy from me:`(

Will you help me get i back?

You Good Sir Have My Manbabbies

A *TIP* of the green fedora to YOU my friend

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>>563331065
Garbador was always my favorite Digimon.

>>563332564

>Homestuck ok.
>Tumblr not ok faggot.

>>563332805
>>563332945
99% of you have no concept of what reality is like because you sit on the computer acting tough all day and IRCing with internet 'friends'

anyways, the ignorance label i'm giving you all stems from the fact that damn near all of you say 'faggot' and variations of the "n-word"

could you worthless, pathetic individuals be any more lame? i bet all of you who say 'faggot' have never actually met a real homosexual person and as such have no idea of how hateful that word can be and really is.

seriously, lambasting a whole group of people whom you have never had any contact with because of what they do in the privacy of their own homes THAT DOESN'T EVEN AFFECT YOU? wow sounds great! not.

now as for the "n-word," that's even more lame to say because none of you morons can even fathom what that word entails and all the hatred and history behind it. maybe it's just me because i'm from the south, but nevertheless you shouldn't say something just to look 'cool'

how about you all stop making such hateful remarks and just try to not be ignorant for a week!

best,
Tyrone

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>>563333589

faggot.

>>563333589
ayyy lmao

>>563334030
>>563334360
>not recognizing pasta
Hello newfriends.

>>563331316
What the actual fuck?

>>563330948
>Showing a friend /b/ for the first time.
Introduce yourself, /b/
> showing a friend /b/
meaning you've spoken to him about /b/

you fucked up OP. hang your head in shame..

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>>563335383
What? Never had cream of wheat before?

>>563335507
Na dawg i meant how the fuck do you play a saxaphon when ur in bread suit lol

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>>563335662
>how the fuck do you play a saxaphon when ur in bread suit lol
practice

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Captcha: that poonterr

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How is everyone doin today?

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>>563336738
Mario would be proud.

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>>563332496
Gtfo faggot. We don't need more newfags.

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>>563337196
Why so mean?

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dont mind me

>>563330948
YOU FUCKERS SHOWING YOUR FRIENDS /b/ TO SHOW HOW COOL, EDGY AND UNDERGROUND L337 HAXX0RZ YOU ARE IS THE CANCER THAT IS KILLING /b/

FUCK OFF BACK TO 9FAG OR WHAT OTHER SHITHOLE YOU CAME FROM AND STAY THERE, THANK YOU!

>>563337658
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

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>>563337328
Just slit your wrists already you fat lob of shit.

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>>563337328
why so green?

>>563337860
2/10 i cringed

>>563338319
Not sure if retarded or bait

>>563338319
Hey newfriend :)

ITT: faggots and newfags

>>563338946
hey entitled, unoriginal, twelve year old "oldfag"

;^)

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>>563339558

>>563337860
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>563339681
faggot

Hi I'm Dan