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mom took too much xanex and tiqila what do /b/ros op that dilivers
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mom took too much xanex and tiqila what do /b/ros
op that dilivers
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>>563247509
first try to wake her up, if she doesnt wake...........
then leave the room and leave your mom alone weirdo
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stage an intervention
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Obviously take off the covers
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>>563247661
already was rubbing her back wile she fell asleep so excuse for touching her in the bag bro
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so cute
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>>563247509
>dick in mouth
>pics and timestamp or it didn't happen fgt
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Give her a rimjob.
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she has nice features to cum on
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>>563247509
draw on her face w/sharpie??
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Put your finger in his ass and take a picture!
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>>563247906
is there number gets?
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>>563247509
Start off slowly. take a picture of thighs
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Take a Xanax for yourself and smoke a joint.
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dick on her cheek.
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leave her alone and go to sleep
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>>563247509
Burn her room.
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give her the old knobgobble
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>>563247509

rub vag till wet, post, fag.
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>>563247509
you're moms an ugly crack head looking bitch.
I wouldnt touch her with a ten foot pole but then again, tits are tits, pull her blanket away from her and let them out.
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well time stamp first so we know you aren't a little bitch
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Ensure her comfort and security, turn out the lights and allow her peace to sleep
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>>563247885
here u go
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>>563247509
cum into a spoon and ever so carefully pour it down her nose.
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ALS BUCKET CHALLENGE NIGHA
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>>563247509
snatch up a dictionary
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drag her out of bed by her feet.
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Timestamp??
Then we will see
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>>563247661

You should also get a big glass of water and put it by the bed so when she wakes up in the middle of the night parched she can get a drink.
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>>563247509
call a friend she doesn't know
slip him in bed with her in underpants or naked, your choice
wait til she wakes up or wake her up with a WTF shout
act surprised/disgusted
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>>563248206

so far so good. slowly undress her
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>>563248296
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Hurry the fuck up and get her naked.

Most of us have short attention spans.
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>>563248206

the poor woman lives a hard enough life.

She doses herself to sleep and dislikes memory. Probably doesn't like waking up.

Cook her breakfast and give her a world that does not require drugs to contend with.
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>>563248206
pull up that baggy shirt so we can see those tits
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>inb4 it's actually OP's gf or random grill
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>>563248206
jam finger in pussy
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Cum in her nose. I don't care how the semen gets there, or even who's ejaculatory fluids they are, but there must be cum in her nose.
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get her phone and text a few of her guy friends say that you'd like to suck their dick. then post results
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>>563247509
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>>563248206
show tits
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>>563248206
Pull up that shirt. Tits and timestamp.
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>>563248206
panties off
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>>563248206
>dat headboard

face it op, your mom's a whore you need to treat her like any whore deserves
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>>563247509
take a picture of your dick on her face
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Wake her up and have her teach you how to spell.
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>>563248709
nigga do it
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rape
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This will take some work

shit on her bed then rub some of your feces in between her ass cheeks and hands. Then spread the rest of the fecal matter on the walls.

She'll wake up plenty confused and embarrassed.
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>>563247509
She must be dosing herself because of something she wants to forget. That something is probably having you, pussy, so show us her vag then an hero.
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>>563248519
Try this: >>563248272

Or this: >>563248296

Or this: >>563248345
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>>563248296
Get that shit outta here, are you still in high school or something?
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At least give us an ass pic or something.
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Take off shirt, bra(if she's wearing one), and panties if she's out that cold.
Flip her over so we can see her ass.
Sharpie in pooper.
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Give her a kiss on the forehead and make sure she is comfortable. Then thank her for not selling you into the child sex trade once she realized what a useless piece of shit you are.
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Show her ass
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>>563248068
dilevering
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Do something that involves your penis on her face
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>>563249007
MOAR PLZ
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>>563249007
Keep going
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>>563249007
finger on dat pussy
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>have to wake up early
>was gonna go to bed
>see this
>cantsleepnow.png

let's see your moms naked body you sick twisted god
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>>563248956
White night, but I agree
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>>563249007
wuttup wit dat discoloration yo?
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>>563248296
This fuckin guy.
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>>563249007
op is the fucking man!

Now pull em down just a little if you can.
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>>563249007
pull up shirt or ass next
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>>563249007
pull up shirt next
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>>563249007
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jizz on feet
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>>563249007
K
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>>563249134

On her knee? Probably where her other knee/right hand was resting before our glorious OP spread her legs.
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>>563249007
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finger her
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>>563249007
xanax and tequila? She aint waking up or remembering anything.

Shirt now
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>>563249007
take those off faggot
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OP i love you
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>>563248296
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>>563248709
Do it
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Take of her boyshorts and put them on. Put whatever the fuck you're wearing, probably the lower half a furry suit, on her. She'll wake up and do the math.
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maybe you could gently pull aside her shorts to reveal her pussy and cornhole.
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OP is trolling you all. That's his wife.
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Dick in it like caillou
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Duuuude, get your phone out and record it, post a clip to come links
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fuck her right in the pussy
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>>563249317
This.
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>>563249007
fuck her
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>>563249410

This. Please.
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OP, what the fuck ?
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FEET PLEASE
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>>563247509
Impregnate or steal panties
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>>563249007
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>>563249079
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>>563249461
This is prob right
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>>563249461
so?
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finger in ass
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>>563249565
LOL
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>>563249565
Wat u doin

no
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>>563249565
cum on her
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>>563249461
Frankly, I don't care.
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Cmon OP!
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spread that vagina apart
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Timestamp?
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you know what to do op
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>>563249461

Just go along with it. It's better that way
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>>563249565
My god
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>>563249565
Dat vein.
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toasting in an epic bread
cum on her face op
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>>563249565
OHHH SHIT
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>>563249565
put a xanax in her pussy to make sure she doesnt wake up from this fun.
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I can't stop laughing.
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>>563249565
oh shit nigger
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>>563249565
tits
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Could op put some water on the shirt maybe on the nips?
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>>563249565
pic of her vagina
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Op ur fucking slow as hell
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>>563249565
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Let's see those titties, OP!
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>>563249461
How would this be bad?
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>>563249565
oh dear..
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>>563249763
this
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ITT: A bunch of uncool weirdos.

C'mon Op show some respect for your mother.
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>>563249565
Holy shit
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>>563249565
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>>563249565
Put it in her mouth you nerd.
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>>563249565
Oh
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time stamp OP or this is a load of pre taken pics being matched up with suggestions
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Op,
1.) Post picture of face, prove you are younger than her
2.) Insert dick into her mouth
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Godlike thread. lurking
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>>563249565
rub some of your ball sweat on her upper lip to see if she will wake up to the smell
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>>563248994

This. And predictably, some waste of space will scream "white knight" and fall asleep completely lacking any understanding of a reality lower than their own. Such as the drain this website contributes to.
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>>563249565
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finger in vagoo
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Fuck her, post pics
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dick in mouth now
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You slow OP but the cool kind of slow
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>>563249565
u r a god m8
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>>563249670
This
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>>563249843
glad I'm not the only one saying "WTF"
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Why can't you rape your mother like a normal human without taking pictures?
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>>563249908
This
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>>563249576
actually im 20's my mom is 48 enjoy man
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>>563249769
Goddamn sage, OP is delivering
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>>563249565
Pussy shot OP, pusssyy shoooott
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Show her feet and get a foot job
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>>563249565
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>>563250013
nigga
shit
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Make me proud OP. Do it.
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>>563249565
flip her shirt up
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>>563249908
This
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>probably OP's girl friend allowing him to do this
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OP I'm rock hard right now. You better penetrate her. Pull down those pants and stick in in. Go back home.
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>>563250013
You wigger?
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hurry up OP
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>>563250013
NIKO MY COUSIN
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What type of super upload camera and post portal are you using op?
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>>563250094
FUCK YOU SKELETON
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>>563250013
OP you magnificent twisted fuck.
Godspeed you incredible bastard.
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>>563250121
Yep
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faggot you know what we're all waiting for
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>>563250090
>>563250094
well fuck
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OP you're a sick fuck
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>>563250094
Thank mr skeletal
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>>563249565
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>>563250094
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suck her tits
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>>563249461
>no one cares
>implying I Care
>>563249869
seem slegit
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>>563250013
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>>563249565
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>>563250013
lets see her great cunnie
where you came from anon
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op, u da man. now finger her cunt till she cums
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>>563249007
>007
Your mom is a goddess, but Im sure you knew that already. Now show us that naked divine ass. I can already see its amazing. How many times you sniffed her panties OP?
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>>563250013
I am satisfied now.
Dick in mouth /b/ro! Do it OP!
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Let's see some tits.
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>>563247509
show us her pussy now
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>>563250269
she has to be naked first
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OP is taking so long because he rammed it in and she woke up..
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>>563250136
No. No. No. Fuck you. Fuck bowling.
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Go back to where you where concived
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>>563250013
BASED OP

wut about dos nipples now doe?
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>>563250094
thank you mr. skeltal
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please op
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>>563250136

Lel
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These threads are the best.

Show us her tits
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lets see the vag fagg0t
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>>563250013

Please show her pussy or put dick on her lips
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I'm about dead from this!!
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>>563250269
OHHHHHHHH. OP better deliver. I'm loosing my boner.
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>>563250013
You wasted a picture showing your face. I do not give any fuck if you're older, younger, her brother, husband or doctor. I just want to see her played with an exposed on the internet. Lets hope the next picture makes us all feel a little uncomfortable.
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>>563250013
So op confirmed for slav then???? Yoslav my cousin is that you?
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>>563250013
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op has been caught and will no longer post, goodnight
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>>563250417
this obviously
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>>563249565
wot
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HURRY UP NYUCKA
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>>563250013
you look like Jay Courtney.
that guy from Die Hard 5.
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>>563250248
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GO OP GO I BELIEVE IN YOU
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>>563250357
dock with the port OP, they always knew you were cumming back, to get down with the ship
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Undress her you modafucka
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Probably taking tons of pics
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>>563249954
>>563249908
>>563249865
>>563250269
Dick her in the mouth
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I'm boner is down to a chub. Thanks OP.
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ITT: op and his gf are faggots / op is a sick twisted fuck
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Stick a kazoo in her twat and punch her in the uterus.
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>>563250602

>The mothership
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OP better deliver.
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>>563250646
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>>563250697
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>>563250357
this for great victory
godspeed my son
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>>563250108
kinda nervous but she seemed very out
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>>563250708
This
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>>563250779
lol
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>>563250708
Thank you for this, now I'm going to spend the next hour figuring out where my sides went.
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>>563247509
Betting OP tried to stick it in and she woke up which is why he isn't delivering.
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>>563250779
vagina OP
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>>563250779
CUM ON THOSE TITTAYS
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>>563250013
Op confirmed to be god

Let's see that pussy
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>>563250779
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>>563249849
I need to tell John Taffer about the Cinco eye tanning system
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>>563248206
lets see dat ass
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>>563250882
spider pls
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>>563250779
tits are large, but I think you used to bite to much when you were breast fed.
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>>563250779
kek
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>>563250779
Yes yes yes!
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Ayyy
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>>563250779
SUCCESS
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>>563249843
/b/ is a fucking cancer
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>>563250779
DUUUUUDE
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>>563250779

you gonna fuck her or what op.
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>>563250779
u da man
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We need the vagoo too. Deliver
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>>563250013
Confirmed hillbilly rapist
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>>563250779
drop the shorts?
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>>563250779
Im telling you man put a couple xanax in her ass or pussy. she wont wake up till tommorow no matter how hard you fuck her. Ive done it to my sister 2 times when shes come home drunk
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>>563250779
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>>563250779
OP delivered
OP fucking delivered
>But can OP Triforce?
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Just jizz on her ass already
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>>563250779

OP reported for attempted rape. Thanks for the picture proof and enjoy your v&.
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FEET
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>>563250779
That left tit tho. so derpy
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>>563250779

OMG OP IS PRESIDENT NOW

Dude for the love of god please try to get a pussy shot
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>>563250779
now put dick between them tittez
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>>563250779
OLY FUK M8 YA A LEGEND
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>>563250779

do you have a fetish?

even if she's awake she's out. Don't worry, I've been fucked by this combo of drugs.

I wish you luck.

masturbate on her vagina.

or LEAVE HER ALONE
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Fuckin thread of the night right here.

OP, Im gonna be tired as fuck tomorrow cause of you.
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>>563250779
nice
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1111 get
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>>563250882
nice try spider faggot
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>>563250779
>blanket back on

Captcha:
covered Cocatst
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>>563250779
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