Oh god who the fuck hecled my account!!!!!

I am going to fist your ass and stab you in the cervix at the same time with a kitchen knife, which it will cut deep enough into my wrist so my aids infected hand will seep into your ass and pussy at the same time

>>563239337
winrar

Op pls fix the spelling in the past above

First post winrar skill.

>>563239337
winrar

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>>563239337
>Oh god who the fuck hecled my account!!!!!
8

just kidding no one did, fuck you bitch show me your tits

Fix it? OP, you retarded ass nigger. Once /b/ has ruined something, it can be fixed. Trust me, I've been there. And it's your fault for doing this stupid shit.

btw how are you doing today?

wait until she answers

It was probably that whore slut you call a mom. Couldn't trust that bitch so now i'm heading down to alberta to wipe her ass off with a weed wacker

>>563239968
7zip

>>563239827
My dick is hard as diamonds! how are those nudes coming along?

>>563239905
Rolling

>>563239827
oh god im crying rright now p...pls resond
someone hacked my account

>>563239923
*can't be fixed.

>>563239968
7zip.

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>>563239968

>>563240124
faggot

its my god too

I'm hunting your ass down and i will penetrate you with a mop. You're part of the jewish plot against my dream of living the fullest and free gay lifstyle i dream of.

so... tits? or nah..

I'm so sorry Megan don't know who touched my computer but fuck sorry think that just ruined my chances with you

>>563240375
Babe, whatever happened to us? I remember when you used to have me come over and do your homework and tell me that our relationship will happen, I just have to wait in line. I remember I used to rub your feet while you talked on the phone with your other boyfriend. I used to write you poems and you would say, "Good, I just ran out of toilet paper." Those times were special. What ever happened to them?

>>563240375
pls respond

you wanna go on a date?

>>563240559
lel here we go again

I'm so sorry, please tell me how can i compensate this

winrar

>>563240375
You gonna get ur ass arrested bruh.

>>563240375
My day has been awful..
I just finished fapping to pony porn and now my account has been infected.
You know any good .tor sites?

I once fucked my dog. Would recommend.

now show me your tits

>>563240559
zip

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>>563240559
>so... tits? or nah..

listen babe, I'm sorry. I'm not great at these types of things and also let me see your tits.

These words are not my own please help they won't stop screaming at me to say what they want oh god make it stop

THIS IS ANONYMOUS AND THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKED GG GG GG

I'm sorry. I just really like you. Please respond.

>>563241101
I WANT TATERS AND TITTIES

>>563240375
I know where you live.

>>563241101
It puts the lotion on the skin

I think I love you, baby

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I'm so sorry, please dont say that to me..I really apreciate you

My account is still hacked, let me change the password

Oh heavenly blessed beauty, whose inner beauty is simply diving and everlasting, I would love to be your knight in shining armor. If you want to talk to a good friend, honest, sweet and tender, you can do with me at any moment, I am a good person, kind, loyal and sincere. My friendship that I offer you is clean and transparent. I congratulate to you, because you are very beautiful, your beauty, your charming figure, your pleasant and angelical smile, your personality, your happiness, your charm, your kindness, your beautiful eyes, your lips soft and exquisite, delicate your hands, your legs precious Your beautiful, spectacular and divine body, you have all these qualities and more, you are a wonderful and perfect woman, your gaze is tender and sweet, penetrating my soul. The beauty of a rose has no comparison with the sweetness of your face and the beauty of your heart. I am of the people, I like to have a good relationship with all my friends.

>>563241150
rerollin

>>563241101
i hate u 4chan 1 chooses

I love you baby

>>563241101
OP DUN GOOFED

>>563241101
HEY FISH DICK, WHATS WRONG? IT'S JUST A GAME!

>>563241101
Listen Megan, I really, really like you, but what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>563241282
rerollin

>>563241101
I have your father kidnapped in my basement. If I dont get tits, then he dies within the next hour. The choice is yours, BITCH!

bb please don't be like that...

>>563241328
reroll

>>563241305
rollin

>>563241317

but i ruv you rong time

>>563241385
rerollin.

>>563241101
why dont you fuck me you ant eater lookin bitch

What the say? Did you just say fuck me about? You bitching a little? I’ll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I’ve been raided in numerous Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I’m the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I’m just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes of which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the pathetic little thing. You call your life? You’re fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that’s my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United Stat es, and I will use it to to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If only you could have commented what unholy cleverness your little “retribution” was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, Your dead fucking kiddo.

>>563241531
winrar

Truth is, I'm in love with you

>>563241531
nigger

Thread is kill for sure

It's all a jewish plot megan. You've planned to send a swat team to fuck my ass and i've accepted that fate.but i just wanted to say. that if i ever wanted to get my ass virginity taken, at least i know it'll be by your hand.

I'm joking Megan all that stupid shit was my cousin. Sorry bout that but I think he just ruined my chances with you... I honestly think your really cute and when we hung out I kept trying to play it cool and not look like a total pony fag

>>563241531
winrar!

HELP
SOMEONE SENT UP US THE BOMB MEGAN

>>563241531
8zip

Alright you cheeky Lil cunt. Get your ugly ass over here so I can shit on your forehead while you lick on my nuts and I piss on your chest. You're worthless.

>>563241105
REROLL

New girl this one's a goner.

>>563241531
We have a winner.

Im just going to be honest. I have thw biggest crush on you and im really bad at texting beautiful girls. I hope you can forgive me and if you neever want to speak to me then I understand.

>>563239170

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>>563241531
>bb please don't be like that...

>>563242267
rerolling for >>563241476

>>563241894
Reroll

I'm so sorry, please forgive me. I am an idiot and I know it, but I have to tell you something important and I think this is the best moment to do it...I'm in love with you

>>563242219
rolling for

>>563242267
RAWWR Babehplaying feisty

>>563242267
Fuck it its over OP,
Share some pics of the bitch.

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>>563242267
FUCK OFF, YOU DIRTY CANUCK! GO FUCK A MOOSE!

I'm gonna find find the guy that hacked my account and rape his family

>>563242267
My couch pulls out, but I don't ;)

>>563242267
honestly, i'm sorry i just have so. many. urges. can you please forgive me?

>>563241476
I'm rerollin- I'm rerollin - I'm rerollin for yoouuuu

Im sowwy *cute pic*

>>563242381
Rerolllll

I'm sorry Megan I'm just so quirky lulz xP I think I might gave oc- omg taco Nyan cat :3:

If you call the cops ill kill you

>>563242267
you disgust me you ugly moose, why dont you come have a circle jerkle with me

Listen Megan, I really, really like you, but what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>563242267
SEND MORE MONEY GTE MORE STUFF

>>563242267
When we were together the other day I really thought you were cute and later that night i chocked myself while i masterbated to your facebook feed

>>563242267
Admit it, you're turned on or you wouldn't be replying.

>>563242267
Numbers, nigger.

>>563242603
WINRAR

>>563242603
winroar

>>563242504

>>563241282
this

It's all a jewish plot megan, don't you see? They've sent a swat to fuck my ass in and out. I want you to know that my true wish was my ass virginity to be taken by you

>>563242603
rarwin

please, just suck my dick im begging you

You know that I've just had a telephone call with your dad? He's pretty upset after he found these pink pills in your room.

I had a bet that your tits were nicer than jessicas why won't you just send one pic

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>>563241894
9 choose

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>this thread
>my sides

>>563241282
rerollin

>>563242991
re-reroll for >>563241476
>GET

>>563242991
im sorry baby i didnt mean dat im jus feelin a lil greasy rn, cum gimme a blumpkin

>>563242504
Roll

I'm just kidding. You're actually a very beautiful girl and I would be interested in going on a date with you.

>>563242991
WEEEEEEEP WEEEEEEEEP WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP WEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>563242991
>>563242498
reroll

>>563240113
rollin

>>563242991
Sorry I think someone is hacking me or maybe its my split personality im not sure which.

>>563242991
Fucking Gorilla Monkey bitch, I have half the mind to come over there and show you the new fucking gun I bought...What gun, you ask? Oh, let me describe it to you in detail, bitch, It's a Heckler and Koch 9mm with an 18 round magazine that I have filled with hollow points. Oh, Don't forget the round in the chamber, slut! So if you don't give me what I fucking want bad shit is gonna come your way little slut.

Megan I'm so sorry

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>>563239170

>>563242991
Would you like me to give ya the old lickaroo?

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Bitch I will drop you so fast they'll call me gravity

>>563241780
Reroll trying to get op some action not fuck him over

clearly the only choice right now is anal.

>>563242991
fuck you, you are like 8 years too old for me anyways.

I'm sorry, but I have cancer, just want to leave you with the feeling that you hate me.

Also, THE GAME

>>563242562
Re rolling for this

>>563242991
Everytime I take a shower i'm thinking about you

>>563243189
Winrar

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>>563242504
>I'm gonna find find the guy that hacked my account and rape his family
fuck u guys

clearly the only choice right now is anal

>>563243409
Winrar, Im interested in seeing how this works out...

>>563243401
Reroll

BOW DOWN TO BACK-SNAP GORILLA YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK. HE GAVE US LIFE ON THIS PLANET.

ayy lmao

send link

>>563243556
>>563243189

>>563243556
OP, how long have you been seeing/talking to this girl?

www.youjizz.com

Send the link

Bitch we got your ip, we got your adress, we got your fucking great grandmother's bank account
>>563243189

Send link for me OP

>>563243556
BOW SKEEETT SEKEEET SKEEET SKEEET

SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH

send link

come on you don't have to get worked up. all I ever wanted was a taste of that chocolate starfish

>>563243556
>BOW DOWN TO BACK-SNAP GORILLA YOU UNGRATEFUL FUCK. HE GAVE US LIFE ON THIS PLANET.

>>563243401
Roll

>>563243556
*rolls to send link and/or screenshots of thread because fuck niggers*

Send link if this is get

SEND THE LINK

>>563243556
So does this mean we are boyfriend and girlfriend now?

>>563243556
>>563242381

lol my dad's a cheeky cunt, he likes to fuck with teenagers. Fuck dad, this is my account. Go fuck mom.

>>563243556
how about you get your floppy cunt back here and sit on my cock like the whore you are

>>563243895
roll

Listen Megan, I really, really like you, but what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

TOOOOOOOOOO THE WINDOW TOOOOOOOOOO THE WALLLLLLLL BOW SKEEEEETTT

>>563242381

>>563243748
a week or two, barely hung out with her that's why im doing this for keks

>>563243556
PULL OVER THAT ASS TOO FAT

>>563243556
babe, click this. its not all me. i'm just a faggot who exploits you for fun, and should kill myself because i'm a dick. >>563239170

link her

>>563243556
Moot was mvp on the thread i was faggin

Sorry tbh idk how the fuck it came to this
>>563239170

>>563244004
winrar

>>563244004
Winrar

>>563243895
rollin

Sorry bout that bby, moot was scootin me. Can I get some noodz tho?

>>563244004
WINRAR

>>563244004
winrar

>>563243989

Rolling for 89. Op send this pls

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>>563244004
>how about you get your floppy cunt back here and sit on my cock like the whore you are
fuck you man, 8 decides

>>563244372
>>563242381

>>563244372
Nvm bitch, i'm actually gay u whore

>>563243556
OP if you actuallu cared about this bitch then your a dumbass for doing this in the first place.

>>563243556
pornhub.cum

>>563244372
When the sun cums up i'm singing.

Ouuulalala ouuu lalala ouu lala la la

>>563244094
re rolling for thisssss

Lol bitch you wanna know what juicy nigger milk tastes like?

>>563244094
roll

>>563244298
Rolling this.
Captcha: insecticide lleeshr

>>563244558
winrar

>>563244372
http://planecrashinfo.com/lastwords.htm

send her link to this thread

>>563242498
rerolll

>>563244523

Are you Indian by any chance?

>>563244558
Winrar m80

ITS ALL A NIGGER JEW PLOT MEGAN. THEY'RE SENDING DEATH SQUADS TO YOUR FAT ASS RIGHT NOW. THEY'VE HACKED MY ACCOUNT TO DE RAIL MY WARNING. SO JUMP OUT YOUR WINDOW AND GET OUT OF ALBERTA YOU FAT BITCH

>>563244372

>>563239170

>>563244558
ayy lmao

>>563244578
winwar

>>563244558
deliver op pls

>>563244578
WINRAR

>>563244696
You dtf?

>>563239170

>>563244659
I doubt she'll be like "oh okay"
Thats the mentality those stupid white faggots who go trying to prank niggers and get rekd have.

>>563244558
Shit nigga

>>563244372
and now
AND MOTHERFUCKIN NOW
i am gonna motherfuckin murder all you motherfuckers.
IM GONNA MOTHERFUCKIN MURDER ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
and pain the wicked pictures with your blood
FROM YOUR VEINS WILL DRIP MY MIRACLES
your crushed bones will make my special stardust.
WELCOME TO THE DARK CARNIVAL, BROTHER :o)

Mfw KUBKEP

>>563245000
get that bullshit out of here

nice trips tho

>>563245000
nice trips

>>563245000
Fucking trips m8

>>563245000
Dem trips doe...

>You message me one more time and I'm going to tell my dad
Night guys

for op
http://boards.4chan org/b/thread/563239170/new-thread-7-chooses

>>563245136
fag

>>563245000
ICPfag

*send link* sorry bout this, all just a game. some tits would be nice though...

>>563244889

Sure bae

>>563245000
long time since i saw trips on /b/ are you a wizard?

>>563245136
Find someone else

You are woman, synonim of cum dumpster. Don't forget it. Bye.

>>563245136
at least send her the link so you dont look completely autistic op

>>563245000
homostuck faggot

>>563245136
OP became a faggot.

>>563245252
close enough.

>>563245287
it was just a motherfuckin miracle, bro :o)

>>563245436
dude he could kick my ass so nah

>>563245136
Give us her pics before she blocks you.

>>563245485
its just there in the air.

>>563245390
Talk to the trips bitch

>>563245485
Down to clown til I'm dead in the ground

>>563245613
faggot

>>563245000
Quads is here

>>563245613
do it faggot

sorry guys, OP out

>>563246136
Rip

>>563246136
FAGG
I hope she sends her dad on you anyway to whoop yo bitch ass.

>>563245613
Still a faggot

>>563246136
Don't go faggot

I always get a kick out of these threads because life is pretty long, it goes way beyond your moron teen years, and these people you piss off will remember you and you might meet again or even have to work with them one day... basically I figured 1/10 of these will backfire horribly a decade down the road.

>>563246756
Unless you use another account you fucking faggot.

>>563247075
Lel

>>563246136
I bet he's apologizing right now.

>>563247328
Winrar

>>563244372

Actually I'm gay and just projecting my feelings on you in as brash and immature a way as possible. I'm so sorry...

11/10

>>563245136
>>563245613
>>563246136
such a cool thread and then you blew it all over

>>563249309
>[
ye