get closer i can hardly feel your cock

>>563216394
But senpai...

man this shit's gay I'm out

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>>563216394
with pleasure

>>563216635
come back im getting cold

Damn your feet are cold...
*start fapping*

>>563216065

>moves a considerable distance from everyone else and scoots farther when someone gets near

>>563216065
I WILL SHANK YOU AGAIN IF YOU EVEN THINK IM GAY FOR A SECOND.

Who farted?!

Damn you faggots, I'm just here because I'm pretty fucking tired.

Lights out, g'night

>>563216065
Haha ITT Tech faggot, Umass School of IT reporting in. Is that what they're teaching you now instead of actual science, how to cuddle with each other? Lol your school sucks bro.

*pulls the blanket to one side*

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>>563217390
Wat

im cumming

Guys I'm a chronic bedwetter. Don't mind me.

*buries face in pillow* So soft....

H-hey Anon, can you get me a glass of water, I'll give you a handy when you get back.

>>563217325
Dat son of a bitch... on my dick

Get your ass out of my face
No, not you, yours is nice

>>563217325
I did sorry. You can fart too it's okay..

>>563217480
*pulls them to the other side*

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>>563217390
Autism? or is this bait?

WHO LET THE NIGGER IN THE BED?

>>563217689

O-oh.. It's starting.. T-that's nice..

>>563217940
You should see a doctor. A healthy man can't make those smells.

>infinitely large bed

I'm gonna follow the horizon, who's with me?

>>563217813
Thats my ass...feel free to snuggle, but no gay shit.

>>563217969
*yanks the blanket back in the other direction*

>>563218256
lets go.

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>>563218112
Huh, Who let this nigger into the bed?

>>563218367

Alright *cuddles and falls asleep*

>>563218474
G-guys.. Can I borrow the blanket for a second? My wet spot is getting cold now and I want to lay on something warm.

I'm glad I'm not alone tonight. This is the best thread I've ever seen in /b/.

>>563218474
BITCH I WILL SHANK YOU
>>563218695
MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU WANT A COCK IN YOUR ASS? GET OUT YOU FUCKING BEDWETTING SHIT

>>563218256
>>563217969
*takes it from both of you and turns it into cloak
>>563218474
Lets go. Got suppliers?

>>563218521
Nigger, did you see the size of this bed? I couldn't not lay in it. Now come cuddle and enjoy the wet with me.

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>>563217390

>>563218835
I'll spoon you, and blow air softly into your ear while my right arm is coiled around you, and my left slowly rubbing your ass.

>>563218928
EN GARDE

>>563218695
Passes you the blanket. Too warm for my balls to be comfortable.

>>563218247
Is there a doctor around? I think Something crawled in my ass and died.

>>563218928
Wh-when you yell it makes my bladder uncontrollable -... Oh it's happening again. S-sorry senpai

>>563217969
>>563217480

Fuckers, stop hogging the blanket.

Do you guys mind if I cut my toe nails here?

>>563218498
>>563218939

No supplies, just the hope that we'll find a paradise, somewhere in the sunset. Let us go.

>Sets out into the wild yonder

By the way, if we don't find anything I'm gonna kill and eat you

>>563219312
Thank you, i will forever remember your balls while I snuggle it

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hope you guys don't mind I brought some Nature Valley

>>563217390
I have a degree from there. Ridicule me. To answer your question, we were taught about institutionalized cheating, the local sports teams, and how to get fucked in the ass for life.

S-Senpai... C-Come closer...

>>563220063
that shit will get everywhere bro, not cool

>>563219625
im sorry sweetie, here's the blanket, lets snuggle.

All these wet cumstains

>>563220191
but it's sooooo good

>>563216065
The bed would instantly collapse into a black hole and kill us all. You sick fucking monster. All I wanted was to cuddle.

>>563220086
Goddamnit, some of us are trying to get some sleep here! Quiet down!

And you with the toenails, gtfo!

>>563220191
Hey uh, Heaven?
Could you read me a bedtime story?

>>563220306
if you suck my dick and balls then it will be ok

Just me strum my filthies under the blanket

That's not my finger

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itt

*cant sleep because of the sound of the hundred faps*

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Hey guys mind if I hop in with ya? Thanks!

I wonder if we will ever see those guys heading for the horizon ever again? I wonder what they find...

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>>563219865
Try to eat me and i'll....Oh shit.
*Runs back to everyone else*
GUYS! ITS CANDLEJACK! HE'S ON THE BED! FUCKING RU

>>563220521
Once there was a pickle named G9Eo4+8n. Then someone ate him.

The End.

>>563220484
gtfo to where. The bed is infinitely large. We are all going to die here.

>>563220997
*crackling radio noises* FUCK, GUGDHSFS GO TO THE OTHFDS SIFHJFH OF JFDSFDK THE NKDF BED HGJLKGJG *screams*

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>>563221178
Thanks, Heaven-senpai~

i came for the beer and the bitches

>>563221327
If we are going to die ...I'm glad it's with my /b/ro's in an infinitely large bed.

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Who keeps trying to take my fucking socks off

HEY I GOT AN IDEA!!!!!!
LETS ALL JUMP ON THE BED
LIKE A TRAMPOLINE
hehehehe
*starts jumping*

>>563221817
If we're going to die...
Want to try anal?
We could switch off.
You in?

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Dude this ecstacy is great. Isn't it great, guys? Oh my god. These pillows feel like clouds. And these sheets! Boy howdy, are they satin? They're so smooth. I just love you guys. Feel my hair it's so soft. Touch it you guys.

>>563222024
I cant resist your pony socks

GUYS! IT'S AN INFINITE BED! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

THERE'S NO FOOD! NO WATER! THERE'S NOTHING BUT PEOPLE HERE!

WE'LL HAVE TO DRINK OUR BLOOD AND CONSUME OUR FLESH TO SURVIVE! WEAR OUR SKINS TO PROTECT OURSELF FROM THE BLAZING SUN!

AND EVERYBODY HERE IS A DUDE! THERE'S NO WOMEN!!! WE'LL HAVE TO FUCK EACH OTHER!

THIS PARADISE IS A HELL!

>>563222346
hehehehehe
jump with me jump on the clouds

Smells like summer in here

sup, I haven't showered in a month, sorry

>>563222024
theyre nice

and i want them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsy62VtKED4

>>563222507
Well we could eat each others shit and cum and drink piss. Endless food source.

>>563222793
ewwwwwwwww

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Who the fuck is getting crumbs all up on this shit?

>>563222730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P8mOqYykgo

>>563220063
Clean the janitor.
You made a fucking mess anon

>>563223642
that was me, sorry, spilled some of my dip

>>563223642
>>563220063

This faggot

>>563223642
Go to
>>563220063

He keeps bringing those sugar bars to the bed.

>>563223642
>>563224441
yeah srry guys. i needed my hourly granola intake

>>563219383
i'm a dentist if that counts, (its like a teeth doctor)
>>563219865
no supplies... bitch pls, i always go to bed with snacks, i got us covered

I appreciate the enthusiasm of whoever's toe that is, but no.

>cuddle orgy

this is a fetish of mine. cant even get a threesome cuddle going tho.

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Who wants to spoon

>>563220063
Ahhhahahhh! Its you! You go get a plate or some shit, your making a goddamn mess

>>563224878
Im in

*Rubs the dick of the anon below me*
Senpai..

>>563216065
So guys let's play Log Roll. We all take turns rolling over each other!!! It's fun c'mon less do it

less do it c'mon guys its fun

I'll go first...

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>>563224878

>>563225116
YESSS!!

who's dick do i have to suck to sleep on the floor?

>>563225302
>Floor
THERE IS NO FLOOR

>>563225302
>infinitely large bed

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>>563225302

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I just ate a blizzard so im kinda cold..

Cuds pls '-'

>Infinitely long

Im radioing in from 300 miles down the western side of the bed.

We have encountered a strange race of bug like creatures.

They seem friendly enough and have signs of sentience.

Will report more later. We are not taking any chances at the moment and will not sleep next to these

these

bed bugs

I have a story for us all.

There once was a boy named tom
he was a fat boy
once he came home to his me-ma
"where you bullied son?"

cont

>>563225657
slips arm under head and presses warm chest to your back.

>>563225657
all the cuddles anon.
All of them.

>>563216065
>Release super atomic and cover everyone's head

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>>563225657

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>>563225879

>>563225854
"Yes mema"
"What did they do this time?"
--- FUCKING HELL Im trying to tell a story, get your ass off my leg,SxNWW5/W

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>>563225879

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>>563225879
>mfy forgot "fart"

>>563219269
What the fuck who let the fucking maid in the bed she was supposed to get more clean sheets cause of the damn bed wetter

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>>563225828
>>563225854
>>563225916
Thanku..?

WHO BROUGHT THE FUCKING SPAGUETTI???

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>>563227497
>>563227497

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Fuck you guys I'm making a fort.

>no girls allowed
>no traps allowed
>no faggots allowed
>no ponies allowed
>fuck it you're not allowed
>moms allowed cos she bought mattress.

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>>563227623
Holy lewd ?_?

>>563220063
son of a bitch....

I guess ill squeeze in here
Gonna need a bigger blanket

>>563216065
Good thing I brought my kukri to kill any faggot who gets near me.

>>563226223
What who is that again and why the fuck is,he in the bed

Fuck it's cold
I cant reach the blanket

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I has [canadian] weeds and marshmallows and ginger ale.. will trade for snugs

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>>563228705

>>563229204
chop chop chop watching fudgepackers drop

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>>563229415

Guys I'm sick. I have a cold. Don't mind my sniffling and coughing.

>>563216635
Don't get up so quick, let me take my fingers out of your ass first.

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Is this fucking Gaia Online? When did /b/'s autism reach this level?

OP is literally a fag.

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>>563229116

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>>563229728

>mfw no qt3.14 anon to take care of in real life

this is my fetish

Who the fuck let the dog in the bed

I'm lonely call me (281) 871-0849

>>563228715
Bed-dick Cumrag because he is Bed-dick Cumrag

>>563230059

learn from the bobcats.

be alone without being lonely.

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>>563230059

>i call
>no one answers

i thought we were friends...

All dat body heat

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Can I join the sleepover?

>>563229889
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=DsSBouBIwxY

quick, touch my boob

Shouldve worn more than a muscle shirt and boxer briefs
So cold

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>>563230516

>>563225743Coming in from the west side please every one the bed bugs have declared war on us we are in intense action with them 12 of our comrades have been attacked please everyone move to the eascjvjc OH GOD NO PLEASE DONGJFJ

>>563229981
Here have a luden.

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>>563230734
>>563230734

>>563231824

im fine, its other anons i want to give ludens

[spoiler] and the D [/spoiler]

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>>563227550
SHIT
WAS IT YOU ???>>563220063
Youre the only fag who keeps making a mess

>>563231874
>gif
>doesn't move
>closes cause scared
>4chan

>>563232481
Thank fuck I'm not the only one.

Also, BYOB you fucking nerds. Bring your own blankets.

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Fuck you all faggots im out of your spot

Is there any faggoty faggots who wants to cuddle with me

An actual girl is fine too

you're not allowed to cuddle with me if you have body hair

"Infinitely large bed" only implies an infinite size in one dimension, not necessarily 2.
And we know it's not 3, because otherwise the gravity would be infinite. Unless we are literally inside the fluff of the mattress.

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Hi guys i brought my own pillow

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>>563232779
Would cuddle, what say you we go 50/50 on spooning?

Cant stop staring at everyones underwear
I hope no one notices

>>563232040
Ludicks got it lol

anyone wanna cuddle facing each other? I love feeling my forehead against someone elses.

that feeling you get when you know ur not gonna kiss an anon but keep getting close is hot.

>>563233259
Ill rub up against you

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>>563233094
I could see it now, the mattress being divided into several territories between boards, how people sleep, and bodypillowfags.

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>>563233429

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>>563233486
Soldier reporting.

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God your guys are disgusting.
If you guys are going to beat your meats at night,at least wait untill im finish reading my fucking manga and eating the granola I stole from that one guy

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>>563233016
/sci/ shut up and get over here

>>563233686
Anon I hope you dont mind me licking your nipples

>>563231381
Hello hello is any one out there if you are listening to this I'm the last of the expedition party that went west I have st up a secure pillow fort and am setting up civilization here please come and join me. Also I need help putting the savage bed bugs in reservations

>>563220960
yeah sure whatever..
sure sucks that like there's only 1 girls for everyone 100 dudes

>>563233920
What if I go to sleep as Yearner and wake up as Soldier?

>>563233486
Topkek
>claiming armpit

>>563234096

just... do it slowly...

Someone plug in my charger my psp is about to die and I'm playing Disgea.

If this thing loses power I gotta run the fucking update program again because it likes to not read the card I have.

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>>563233961
I FUCKING SWEAR IF YOU OPEAN THAT SHIT I WILL LITERALLY RAPE YOUR FACE

>>563216065
If we were all cuddling on an infinitely large bed, I'm sure the majority (98%) would try to find a corner to hide in because of our lack of social skills

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>>563233145

Sounds good, Im hairy as fuck tho

>>563219015
But there is so much more room.. and its wet.

>>563234439
Disgaea typing on this phone be rough

>>563234434
Oh anon
Youre so warm
Wrap your legs around me

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>>563234449
Oh shit nigga

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>>563235074

>mfw i kinda want this.

geez its been awhile

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>>563234647
Oh yeah, this is gonna work out juuuust fine.

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>>563235356

:3

What's going on here? I want to cuddle.
[spoiler] A lot. [/spoiler]

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>>563236004

>>563236004
Wouldn't mind multiple cuddle partners

>>563216635
Good luck escaping this purgatory of infinite bed.

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>>563234143
Final entry from the west. I have lost hope I carved croatoan into some assholes nature valley And fashioned a knife out of my comrades bones I will kill my self tonight with it

>>563234047
I don't use /sci/, it's almost as stupid as /x/ right now.

I have to pee...where do we pee!?!?

>>563236567
I like being between your warm thighs anon
Its so warm

>>563237610
Where you lay

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Do you guys mind if I eat some pork rinds?

>>563237610
In your ass.

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>>563237849

>mfw I just wanna rub u gently in non-naughty places

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>>563238143
>mfw I'm going to fuck you in the ass

I'm just gonna go pee over in this spot. I hope it doesn't soak over here.

>>563233920
I always go back and forth between the foetus and the freefaller

>>563238143
feel free to let your hands wander anon
And anything else you wish to touch me with

Is anyone going to check on that expedition party or are we all just going to fuck

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>>563238394

>mfw im a top

>>563239007

>mfw im getting hard reading this

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>>563239134
Y-you could spurt your load inside if you want, anon.

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>>563216065
Live Now Free

http://Adelie.gingertom.com

I brought a sword with me to bed. Everyone better stay the fuck away from me.

>>563236806
Aye sorry bout that m80

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>>563239424
>>563239424

How come there's no chicks in this bed?
Not that I'm exactly complaining but still-

>>563240101
There are.

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>>563240101

cuz girls are icky

>>563216065
No matter who you are, you'll always have an anoying prick making it's way up your poop shoot

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>>563220063
crumbs underneath everybody

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Who else is wants to stay up all night talking about boys?

>>563240026
Lets get that underwear off anon

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>>563241401

>mfw im just horny and fed up now

fuck this thread.

>>563241851
I-I could suck you off under the covers, anon...

Dam
So hard
And no cuddles

>>563242759

I don't even like oral ;_;

its just been too long since I've had a real cuddle bud.

*nonchalantly crunches doritos right next to the next person's ear*

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Allright
An hour just past since the last bar I ate.
>second round

>>563236769
get away from me DWEEB!

Starts pressing up against random anons

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>>563243492
If you keep on leaving crumbs all around anon the mutant bedbugs will find us

So many bulges and asses to grope

Fuck this shit. Risk game at my apartment across the hall.
> ITT we all live in one apartment building