>>563171121
>"not tonight, i'm tired"
>"you're so lazy"

"I don't want to talk about it"

>>563171121
They talk.

"Stop choking me asshole"

Where do you want to eat?
>I don't care
Well what do you want?
>I don't know

>>563172514
OH god this... I cant stand this.

>I'm fine
I'm going to the store. Want anything?
>no, anon, I'm good
Return home
>you didn't buy this or that
Cunts

"I'm going to casually act like a psychopath now."

>implying most /b/tards have a gf and can relate to this thread 100%

My Mom is a hardcore feminist so I could probably post some insane stories.

For instance, one time she compared my Dad and I discussing (we don't get to talk a lot and my Dad's a HUGE history nerd, so I like talking about it with him) WWII battles (something she knows nothing about) and not including her in the discussion, to rape. I'm not kidding.

She even started a huge fight over it and kicked us out of the cabin we were staying in (we were camping) for most of the day. It was kinda crap. That wasn't even the worst story btw, just something so you know what I live with.

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>>563173683

Oh I have a GF, but she has nothing to do with this thread. Growing with a hardcore feminist as a Mom makes you immune to a lot of it, so I'm fine with basically anything my GF does apart from, say, cheating on me or starting a fight.

>>563172514
Fair enough, you're getting mustard on bread.

I thought you said you don't care!

>>563173932
Post her tits plox!

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>>563173578
>implying you know the difference between women and girlfriends...

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>>563173683
Please go on...

Man: What do you want me to do?

Woman: (random bullshit that takes all day)

Man: alright I guess I can

Woman: I want you to want to go

Man: fine I'll go

Woman: but so you really want to?

Man: not really but I will if you want me to

Woman: but you don't really want to go. I want you to want to go.

And that goes on until its an argument.

>after breaking up with them
"I WASTED 6 MONTHS OF MY LIFE ON YOU!!"

>>563173683
more pls

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>>563174141
Yes... this... the "I want you to want (something)" bullshit... FUCK YOU.

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>>563173932
at least you made it
>>563174082
i think the thread is most inclined to gf's. either that or i'm retarded.

>>563173932

Here's another great one:

My Mom gets totally wasted after work basically every day. We've tried to get her to see someone but no success. I'm pretty worried about my little sisters at this point.

Anyway, one day my Mom gets even more wasted than usual. She likes my GF a lot, but sometimes gets angry at the fact that she THINKS she's a golddigger because her family's not that wealthy and she's Mexican (which I don't care about tbh, I am making her my wife one way or the other). She gets wasted and what does she do? Well, after yelling at me for I forget what, she decides she's mad at my GF as well.

She sends an email to my GF's MOM, calling their whole family uneducated, worthless, and scummy. It took me days to earn my GF's trust back. When I talked to my Mom about it, and asked her if she wrote anything weird, this was her response:

"Oh I maybe made a typo or two, but by and large I was neutral and friendly".

Oh ok Mom

>>563174428

Barely. I was physically abused as a kid a lot, the only reason it stopped was at one point, she got the cops called on her because one of our neighbors saw her slam my foot with a door over and over again (I was 3) for running around the house. Obviously she's "forgotten" everything she did to me, and acts like I'm insensitive or accusing whenever I bring it up.

>>563174141
or you could just lie

>>563174651
why are you still in contact with such a crazy person?

>>563174428
>mostly inclined to gf's
Aw cmon anon... surely you've got some shitty female co-worker stories.

For example: I used to with this one chick.. 7/10... Wanted to fuck... but she wouldnt fuck in the office bathroom. Bitches need everything their way.

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>>563174141
Shit like that makes me go prompt critical.

>>563174391
>>563174928

Yep, common occurence in my house. My Dad was apparently a huge sports fan back in the day, but he hasn't been to a baseball game in about a decade.

However, he's gone to more craft shows with my Mom than I can count.

>>563175101

Because she's paying for my college and I'm home during Summer.

>>563174979
>>563174979
>>563174979

Seriously, have you fuckers never dealt with a woman before?
I know, I know, stupid question.

>>563174979
Or I can assume the person I'm talking to is an adult and won't try to make something trivial into an argument. I said I'd go so I'll go. Quit trying to bait me into some bullshit. Just be happy I'm doing something you want because you asked.

>>563175132
never really worked before, i did some things but to have female co-workers and such, no. i just fuck up with girls i like on a regular basis. even when all the signs indicate towards a hook-up or a relationship. happened so, 5 months ago

>>563174928
>acts like I'm insensitive or accusing whenever I bring it up.
Holy shit, this.

>I love you anon, I want to be with you forever.
3 years later
>I don't love you anymore. Can we be friends?

>>563175240
well that makes sense.
your mom sounds worse than hitler.

>>563175815

Oh dude, she goes full reactionary whenever it even SOUNDS like she's being criticized. One time she got drunk (what a surprise) and ranted about how Christians (she's a hardcore Atheist, the reason I'm ashamed to and don't like discussing my Atheism) were destroying the world and how all churches should be burned...

...When we were at my college, in front of the church where my GF was praying in.

The next day it was my fault. Somehow.

>>563174928
My mom does this but I can't even imagine what it's like for you, because my mom is just stupid, not abusive.

>>563176039
>implying Hitler was a bad person.

>>563175240
Dude, I can assure you that all of your emotional/social/mental problems are because of her, you seriously need to get away from her if you want to get better.

Do you mind me going to -wherever-?
>Go if you want.

>>563175132

(In Luxembourg, there is a system where you can choose after 4 years of high-school what area you would like to learn more about) >Some bitch at a-levels, whining about how natural science section is way to hard.
>She's failing hard.
>Blames teacher.
>Blames school system.
>Blames everyone.
>Except herself and her shitty-ass learning methods (she copied entire subjects and read them over and over)
>I tell her to maybe think about what she's trying to study, imagining Relativity for example.
>That shit ain't hard
>I proceed telling her to maybe consider changing sections if she has that many problems
>bitch throws a sissy fit
>Everyone in class is told I hate women
>which is bullshit
>She failed
>I prevailed

>>563174928
>Obviously she's "forgotten" everything she did to me, and acts like I'm insensitive or accusing whenever I bring it up.

FYI she blames you. It doesn't matter that you're her child or were 3. She thinks it was entirely your fault.

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>>563176220

>>563175240
>>563174928
>>563174651
>>563173932
>>563173683
Please... please go on.

>>563176416
Mmm the passive aggressive decision exchange. Fuckin bullshit.

>>563176416
Mmm the passive aggressive decision exchange. Fuckin bullshit.

>>563176167
>>563176164

The sad part is, most of the time she really does try to help. I was diagnosed with Asperger's at age 2 and while she did abuse me a lot back then (and always has) she still tried to get me the help I needed in terms of social skills (nowadays most people can't even tell and think I'm lying when I talk about my AS) and honestly, I have a lot of happy memories from when I was a kid.

Sadly that really doesn't and can't excuse the shit she did and still does to all of us, including my now clinically depressed Dad, everyday.

>>563176398

I know. I've been depressed for around 5 years now (my GF has tried to help a lot but it's a bigger problem than she can deal with) and recently I tried suicide via overdosing. I failed because instead of sleeping pills I accidentally took my energy supplements instead (it was dark) so all that happened was I got sick and was up for around 50 hours.

My therapist is trying to talk my Mom into therapy, but my Mom ardently denies everything, saying that the only time she got mad recently was a year ago when she crashed the family car.

By the way, after that appointment I was grounded for "lying" to my therapist about my Mom.

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>>563176841
>>563176736

>>563174651
>making her my wife one way or the other

this bitch is going to hurt you friend, badly. Sorry bro.

>>563176416
>Mmm the passive aggressive decision exchange. Fuckin bullshit.

>gf breaks up with me
>fucks my oldest friend
>gets wasted and fucks some other guy
>wants to get back together
>"i just needed to make those mistakes to realize how much i need you."

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>>563176736
>>563176841

>>563176919
>>563176718

Sure.

As you probably know, people with Asperger's Syndrome have a tough time picking up on passive aggression, or on sarcasm. That's usually not a problem for most people early on since they're only around their parents until kindergarten.

I still remember when I was around 2, I wanted to "write" a letter so I scribbled in a book with a crayon. My Mom's exact words were "Go ahead, scribble some more! Cover the book with your stupid shit!" I didn't pick up on it, so of course I was locked in the closet for a few hours and went without dinner.

>>563176919
if you are done with college, leave.
your mom is a fucking psychopath.

>>563176031
this.
>filthy bitches

>>563176919
Hey, try taking lsd, that shit really helped me figure out what was wrong with me and how to get better.
But basically your mom is poison to your health. Get the fuck away from her.

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>>563177352

Oh and obviously whenever I tried to emulate her speech patterns (you know, to seem normal, because this was what I was used to) I was usually sent to the Principal's for insubordination. It took me years to figure out that not everyone has a sarcastic, bipolar lunatic for a Mom.

Here's another pic of my GF btw. This was before her diet, but she still looked amazing.

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>>563177539

Still 3 years left, my friend.

>>563177593

I can't, I'm on around 5 different medications for either ADHD or depression. I can't even drink, which makes it that much harder lmao.

Here's another pic of my GF when she was praying. I dunno, I always think she looks pretty when she prays.

Which reminds me, my GF doesn't feel safe in my house anymore because my Mom talks so much shit about Christians (and Catholics in specific, and with my GF being Mexican, that is a problem) it's fucking ridiculous.

>>563177596
I'd probably have sex with you.
Not your gf, you

>>563177970
>>563177953

Lol why?

Here's another one:

My Mom buys my Dad a model Plane kit for his Bday (I mentioned earlier he's a giant History nerd so he LOVED the gift).

Whenever he tries building the model, my Mom yells at him for being "reclusive" and "not spending time" with her. He's had that model for about 4 years and it's around 10% done lol

>>563177953
Dude, stop taking those.
That shit will fuck with your brain chemistry.

>>563178237
Because i'm gay and boys with mental problems coming from parental situation is basically my biggest fetish

>>563178334
>drugs designed to alter brain function
>mess with your brain chemistry

Ya don't say?

>>563178334

Well before that I was cutting myself regularly (not to be 'edgy' but because when I get depressed I stop feeling, so the pain makes me feel like I'm alive). I kinda need the meds at this point.

>>563178491

S-Senpai

"I will always love you and never be unfaithful" - few months later "well, that was then. And NOW I hate you and want to get fucked by others."

>>563171121
Everything if they have ANY concept of themselves as:
>Attractive
>Important
>Special
>Human

>>563178334
>medicines will fuck you brain chemistry
>try lsd

>be me
>high school history class at the time
>teacher is talking about Britfags sailing to America for the war
>girl in class blurts out "why didn't they just fly over?!"

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>>563174651
>>563173683

Bruh.
you have to do something
it would be a crime to let this crazy bitch continue her rampage
she would probably ruin your whole life if she got the chance

>>563173942
lel gonna rustle my gf with this one

>thats my trigger

>>563178728

She already kinda did. My best friend stopped talking to me after a fight we had a while ago, despite numerous apologies on my part.

Apparently after the fight, my Mom (without my knowledge) texted him and his family calling him a "heartless bastard" who was "fucking stupid."

So that's how I lost my best friend. lol

>>563177225
>get back with girlfriend
>make "mistakes" wherever possible
>all the side pussy you could want

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>>563171121
I love you as a friend

"I want a guy who can do X Y and Z with me"

"but I have feelings for this guy who thinks X is stupid, cannot afford Y, and is scared of Z and him being these three things is cute"

>tfw this is why i have no gf

A funny one from a row with the girlfriends a week or 2 a go.

>that's it anon, I've had enough. Don't talk to me ever again..

20 mins later, wild phone call appears.

>why are you ignoring me??

>>563178720
reminds me

>be me
>on a tour through gettysburg
>tour guide talks about some poor bitch who got it when a stray bullet flew threw her window and killed her
>see dumb bitch on the tour physically rigid
>she thinkin hard
>"but, how did the bullet get through her window if the holiday inn is between the battle field and her house?"

>>563178976
I'm laughing and crying at the same time this can't possibly all have happened to one single person

>>563174651
after you said "wasted more than usual"

i was 100% joker story

>>563178554
Dude, i'm going to say what you want to hear. If you don't have money, just wait to get your degree and leave the house with your girlfriend, life sucks and shit happens. Your revenge will be seeing her dying alone, it's not a big thing, but it's the most accurate i can do.

>>563179014

Seriously considering this, actually.

>>563179123

Because my ADHD is really serious. As in I zone out basically all the time without it. I almost failed out of 9th grade because of it.

>>563179240

Hahaha, I know lol

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This is what being in a relationship is like for people who wanna know

>>563179093
>"men get %10 more pay than womin do, even though they're physically and intellectually superior and therefore have to work harder to pull my weight!"

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>>563171121
>Wear high heals
>complain when guys don't pay attention to the purchase
>complain when they are uncomfortable
>bitch that "men don't have to wear them" like theres some law that forces them to
>waste tonnes of cash on these pointless objects that only serve to drain the wallet, make them walk funny, and moan.

they tell you they had a miscarriage and let you believe that shit for two years, where you mourn and grieve and hate yourself and then it turns out the lying manipulative cunt was never even pregnant.

>>563171121
>let me go!
>stop, you're hurting me!
>don't put it in, you'll get me pregnant!!!

>>563179030
could somebody post the second guy from the left's okcupid profile?

>>563179380
10/10 would be in relationship

idk why people are complaining

This thread... >>563175707

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>>563178976
thank you
i feel so much better about my mom now

>>563178976
Shit, my mom hit me alot when i was a kid and she's bipolar but at least she's not a feminist kek

It makes me wonder sometimes, how can these people be so full of hate? Will they ever find rest?

>>563179859
probably not. just best to stay away from those people whenever you can.

>>563180053
I suppose that's the only answer

>>563178976
dude, as soon as you're able you need to get the fuck away from her.
She WILL break you up with your girlfriend at some point.
After you're financially stable you need to start talking to your dad about it. Your dad is probably still with her because of old love, kids, and the fact that it's how life is.

>>563179853
>>563179859
pretty sure that most/all women are crazy bipolar psychopaths that shouldn't be treated as human beings

someone post the statistics of domestic violence when a child is with a single father, with a single mother, or with a father and a mother

iirc the single mother and mother/father had an insanely higher statistic than single father

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>>563179370

Well, I gotta go. Here's one last pic of my GF. I love her so goddamn much.

You know, she really loves me. She's been there for me since we became friends years ago, and as a GF she's pretty quiet, SUPER nice, and is extremely flexible and avoids fights when she can. I love her so goddamn much, and when I'm done with college the first thing I'm doing is moving as far away from my family as I can, and starting a family with Hana. A happy family. A stable household. I don't want to be a parent who my kids fear, I want to be the person who can make them feel safe, protected and loved

Oh right, and I'll write some greentexts about my family life and stuff a little later and post them at some point this week. Assuming I'm not overloaded with working on this debugging software.

Anyway, later everyone, it's been fun. Have a great day, and (assuming you're the majority) be cool to your parents. Because I always tried my best to be respectful and stuff to mine, and it was never (and will never be) enough.

>>563180359
meant child abuse*

>>563180359
Its gotten to the point where I'm extremely skeptical about my friends mom's and I find normal "mom" behavior to be crazy.


When my paternal aunt came over and started making food for me I was shocked lol. She was so nice.

being sarcastic without using a sarcastic tone and then thinking you're the idiot for taking them seriously. worthy of death penalty.

>>563180415
goodbye anon.

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>>563180204
>>563180415

One last quick post before I leave.

She almost did that. The email she sent to my GF's Mom scared the shit out of her AND her Mom, and (according to Hana) brought her Mom to tears.

Like I said, I'm doing everything I can. I may be back later. Stay awesome, guys. Thanks for listening and stuff. I won't take any more of your time for now. :)

This is Hana playing with a glowstick and some plastic to make it look like she's at a rave, lol. She's really fucking cute sometimes.

>>563180415
Cya man

Oh and about your pledge to be a better parent, that's really great. The buck stops with you.

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found the picture

goddamn women are scary

>>563181396
shit man

Amerifat when I got married
Lost a bunch of weight after
Wedding ring starts to get loose.
Mfw $2k ring falls off somewhere on the subway.
Tell wife to just file a claim on our insurance
Get home from work to find that she didn't file the claim. She called to take it off the insurance plan because
>we don't have it anymore.

>>563171924
This number 1.

>>563181396
this is fucking great

>>563180742
See you OP, i hope you get better, somehow.

Girl; (trying very hard not to look at anyone)
You; is something wrong?
Girl;No
5 hours later
Girl;Why does no one listen to me?

>>563180742
I hope to read your posts again and I hope that everything will get better for you.
Good luck and godspeed, you beautiful, beautiful anon

>>563174651
>It took me days to earn my GF's trust back.
Either you're leaving something out, or your GF doesn't care for you all that much. She should appreciate that your mother is beyond your control. How this is /your/ fault astounds and angers me unless, as I've said, you left something out.

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>be me
>normal looking 21 y o guy
>hang out with friends and some friends of my friends yesterday
>girl i don't know jum on my back and i carry her like a backpack for 30~ seconds
>girl let go turn toward me and say "i'm not interested"
>wtf bitch i don't even know your fucking name!

>>563180742
My mom has some issues but jesus christ, this anon is a legend for still being alive.

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>>563179502
this

They refuse to get abortions

>>563171121
Ooh, my ex did one better.

>hey, is everything ok?
>don't ask if I'm ok! It makes you seem insecure, like you think I'm gonna leave you!
>breaks up with me a month later
>is upset that I didn't seem to know anything was wrong
>I can't be with someone who doesn't know when things aren't ok!

>>563171121
Everything

>>563172514
then they complain how you're indecisive since you want the best for them

>>563182916
>gf implies female
>female implies can't into logic or reason
>thread about stupid shit women do
>doesn't understand gf being female and doing stupid, unreasonable shit

>>563181396

As a father who has sole custody of my daughter, these statistics make prefect sense. My daughters mother has 7 or more kids and tried to commit ssuicide. That's just what I know about. Imagine the shit that goes on without me knowing. I will never let that crazy woman near my daughter without supervision again.

>>563176736
>>563176841
Dat hive mind doh

>>563176416
>Mmm the passive aggressive decision exchange. Fuckin bullshit.

>>563178334
Can I see your PhD? No? Then shut the fuck up.

>''i want someone for their personality''
>don't want me tho
>come home from the legion jacked and interesting
>''i never noticed how nice you are''
its fine if they want handsome and muscled guys but they can atleast be honest about it so losers will give an extra effort instead of just waiting around at home for a princess to save them from virginity and loneliness.

>>563176416
>Implying you would ask to leave your own fucking home

stop being a whipped faggot

>"I wont get mad"

>>563185583

I agree. That anon should say "I'm going, see you later"

>>563183029
kek

>>563186047
like where is she going anyway kek

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>>563180742

Hey guys I'm back. Also I'm not the OP lol.

>>563182916

My GF has only met my Mom a few times and while my Mom has called her a slut to her face, Hana never really knew how bad it was until I left the Skype camera thing on when my Mom came to my room to yell at me about how useless I (and all males) was and about how disappointing I was to her (I have a GF, am interning, have a job lined up, go to college with a 3.1 GPA, and that's mostly due to my depression last year; so I have no idea what WOULDN'T disappoint my Mom).

Now, obviously, Hana believes me.

Another story I remembered:

>be me, 3 years old at daycare
>since this was before my social skills therapy, act like typical asspie
>get sent home for whatever reason, I think I threw a block at one of the teachers
>as soon as we get home, my Mom spanks me with a wooden spoon
>"This is your fault anon! I'll teach you to misbehave!"
>ihavenoideam8.jpeg
>when she's done she throws me into our basement landing (a few steps there's a landing, then steps going another way)
>head hits the wall, hurts like fucking shit
>door gets locked for an hour
>at the time I was fucking terrified of the dark and couldn't reach the light switch
>I remember at least 5 different times this happened

And people wonder why I'm not a huge supporter of corporal punishment for misbehaving kids, hahaha

>>563174928
shit dude u were fucking 3 yrs old, dont be such a fucking faggot, HOLY FUCK.. you ppl here are fucking cancer "My mom hit me once.. buhuhuuu".
for fucks sake grow some fucking balls and get over the shit u dont even remember

"It's fine"

>>563186568

Except it happened every day, that's how I remember it. My thumb has a scar on it from when she slammed a door on it around 20 times when I was 4 because I left handprints on the windows once.

But I'm not even complaining, I'm just saying that feminist Moms are fucking insane.

>>563186568
>notevenbismuthhasthismanyedges.jpg

>>563181396
dude take in account there is much more single moms than dads

>>563183029
Should have looked her up and down and said "Neither am I"

>>563186563

Remember to tell her this story whenever she pisses you off, and tell her you will tell your grand kids this story.

>>563186563
I'm still here observing you, problematic boy
;)

ITT: idiots.

>>563172514
Just do whatever the fuck you want anon.

>>563186568

Fuck you..,,....,..

>>563187185
>>563186563

Like I said before, since she is most likely Bipolar and DEFINITELY has Borderline Personality Disorder, she blanks the mistakes she makes, out from her memory completely.

She doesn't even remember getting wasted and throwing a plate at my Dad the other night. In fact, she yelled at him today because he brought it up, and she was all "Oh so I'm an alcoholic?! I guess YOU must be perfect then!".

Like wtf, we weren't even talking about that lmao

>>563187260
Welcome to Society where a group of people will complain about another group. If you ever see more than one woman you'll realize they do the same thing.

>>563177225
fucking sluts

>>563187136
That, or "why are you being so picky when I'm obviously not?"

>>563187506
Goddamnit record her and show her. Or show the police

>>563186898
"hurr durr it was eryday"
fucking sure... dude I got scars all over my body just from being retarded cunt as a kid who enjoyed getting hurt too much..
"but this one did my mom" dude... wattafuck... I mean I am not trying to be cunt to you or anything, despite flaming like torch, tho I fucking am pissed of everytime some richfag girl in school or whatever was crying her eyes out just because she didnt get her favorite fucking candy
I mean in the end growing up is subjectinal as fuck and you cant really compare kid A to kid B, but shit this whining makes me sick.

>>563187506

Damn dude. I feel sorry for you and your dad. He should divorce her and kick her out. Then it will just be you and your bro dad. Seriously one day she will flip her shit and get a knife. She should get help and if she refuses, out she goes.

>>563187506

Oh hey I remember something from a few days ago.

>Mom arrives home from work
>shes a manager who hates her job
>people sass her at work all the time
>she's clearly pissed when she gets home
>sees my 16 year old sister next to the dishwasher which just finished running
>"FEMANON WHY ISNT THE FUCKING WASHER UNLOADED"
>"because the dishes are still hot and I can just unload them in a few hours Mom"
>"JUST WHAT I NEED, ANOTHER DISRESPECTFUL IDIOT"
>oh
>my sister was so confused lol

>>563187115
because single dads don't get to raise their kids if the mom is alive.
fuck, just remembered about a kid that got beat to death by the ol' drunken step dad while the father couldn't do shit because the court wouldn't even take the case to trial.
dunno whats worse, the fact that the mother stood idly by and watched or that the doctors didn't realize something was wrong when the kid didn't wanna talk about huge bruises all over his back

>>563177953
you and your dad should move out

>>563176736
>>563176841
Different id...but....impossible

>>563187953
Sounds like you have some issues. If you want to talk, we're here bro..

>>563187953
>>563188138

How am I whining? I'm not trying to sound sad or angry or bitter or whatever lol

If there's one thing I've learned growing up, a positive attitude is the only way to cope with this stuff.

>Sorry I'm just upset.
>Why?
>Something you said earlier
>Which was?
>I don't even remember

Like wtf

>>563188185
sad face

>>563188185
yeah the fact that law leans more towards the mothers sucks cock, agreed

>Ask girl i like out
>She declines
>Friend(zone)s
>Oh well
>Few months later
>Ask another girl out
>She says yes
>First girl starts acting weird
>She acts like i have done something wrong
>Whatever
>Me and girl 2 split up due to other reasons
>Girl 1 acts relieved and happy (hugs me and shit)
>Ask her out again a few months later
>What anon, we are just friends silly
>Confused as fuck
>Few month later meet girl 3
>Girl 3 and i get into relationship
>All of girl 1s friends have a go at me for leading girl 1 on
>Girl 1 crying on the phone to me saying she wants me
>Me and girl 3 end relationship due to her being a bitch
>Try asking girl 1 out again a week or so later because why not
>I changed my mind, lets just stay friends

>>563171121
>It's not you, it's me.
>here's a list of shit you did wrong anyways though.

>>563188465
yeah I mean I probably took it the wrong way now looking at it back this thread was about gfs not whiny cunts, so you didnt came here just to fish some sympathy, rather it just came to it. sry for lashing out like that

>>563172242
Underrated post

also this
>tell her to knock
>walks in without knocking
>angry
>happens all the time
>stop being so angry all the time

>>563188185

Yeah it's fucked. I took my daughter when her mother was arrested for domestic violence. Lucky the scumbag she was with was going through her phone calling numbers.

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>>563186563
This is really intriguing, anon. Post moar.

>>563188820
>samefagging this hard
Welcome, newfriend
GTFO

>>563188465

Also this seems like a good time to mention that recently my Mom got a pay cut for trying to pull the same stuff she pulls on me and my Dad daily, on her boss. So now it's even noisier around here, lol

>>563188810

It's cool man. I generally don't get angry at all anymore lol

>>563188460
eventho I got some intersting shit to tell Ive grown so fucking sick of fucking sympathy.

>>563188649

LOL. Fucking crazy Bitch.

>>563179380
yuuuuuup

>>563179502
holy shit this

>>563189172
Then keep it to yourself nigger, multiple people were asking this guy to post his stories.
>anon delivers stories about mom abuse
>other anon claims he's begging for sympathy

should make a thread for anons like you
"shit stupid anons say"

>>563188565
its really shitty how the dad knew the guy his ex was with was a bad grape but couldn't do shit since he didn't even get a trial in court to have a small chance of getting to see his kid at all.
equality my ass. this shit will happen again

>>563178334
This, I've seen people who've been on them their whole life and they're all kinds of fucked now, they're like retardedly apathetic towards everything and have no desire to live nor die.

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>>563189058
>>563189058

This just proves how stupid people are.

>>563188916
>>563189103

Sure thing.

>be me, 5, youngest sister was just born
>wanted to say Hi to her while she was sleeping, but my other sis, 3 at the time, was already there
>she wont get out of the way
>bitchillmakeyoumove.wmv
>bite her (didnt even break skin, was weak as shit back then lol)
>apologize like crazy, realize im fucked when my mom gets home
>"anon"
>"ANON WHAT HAVE YOU DONE"
>sorry mom
>"ILL MAKE YOU SORRY"
>after a 4 hour long time out in the closet (i was there a lot) she cleans my room
>by cleans, i mean she removes EVERYTHING except for my mattress and my empty bookshelf and dressers
>get silent treatment from Mom for a week
>get my stuff back a year later
>at this point I'm used to the insanity

>>563181701
Fucking really?

>>563189816
Now, i don't know if you fell for the bait or are counter baiting me

>>563189858
shit nig.
i'm happy my mom isn't like that. she had two sons and one daughter and often says she'd rather have five more sons than another daughter.
me and my brother was apparently a lot easier to deal with than my sister.

>>563190291
"lol jokes on you I was merely pretending to be retarded!"

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>>563188649
>"Now that I can't have you, I want you! Oh, but now that I can have you, let's just be friends!"

/women

>>563189858
Fucking hell what a giant bitch

>>563189858
Women are generally crazy, you gotta make sure they know their place in the house mang and that you won't tolerate ANY passive aggressive bullshit or indecisiveness, setting those guide lines early is a good start to having a grill in your house.

>>563190483
Yes. Yes i do this a lot, IRL too. It's childish, but hey, if it makes me laugh, and doesn't hurt anyone, why not

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>>563176919
three words

clorox

windex

coffee

>>563188649
>>563190553


Now that I think about it. Get gf #3 and sleep with this other crazy girl.

>>563190762
Good point, whatever makes you happy man.

>You aren't allowed to have gal friends buts its cool for me to have guy friends.

>>563171121
>"All men are pigs"

>>563188649
I have a friend like this too, but instead of trying over and over again like you did (and is pretty fucking stupid imo) I just friendzoned her hard instead. She just keeps getting jealous every time I even make notions of liking another girl and says I should break up with her and that she loves me.

>>563171121
>implying I interact with women

okay not all women, but my mom straps a recorder in her bf's work vehicle every day and listens to everything he said during his 10 hour work shift when he's asleep. i worry that she's done the same to my car, so i'm afraid to have carsecks like my bf wants.

this thread is my trigger.
You can do like the Romans and make fuck dudes.
Or put up with illogical not accountable for their actions female.

pick your poison. Bitches or Assholes.

>>563191570
I chose Pikachu

>>563191449
fake it and wait for reaction from your mom.
if she freaks out you tell her its fake and how you hate her for not trusting you.
if she doesn't freak out you place a recorder yourself and post sound of you and bf fucking in car here.

>>563191032
Got any good stories about it

>>563190805
Not a bad idea, are crazy girls good in bed?

>>563190913
This is the shit that made me break up with my ex-gf. Except she left those guy friends fondle and cuddle with her and shit. Fuck that. I'm better off alone.

>>563191964
NEVER EVER FUCK A CRAZY GIRL ANON, THEY ARE OBSESSIVE AND WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE AND ALL FRIENDSHIPS YOU HAVE, DONT DO IT!

>>563171121
Think.

/thread

>>563191964

Yes, just don't get them pregnant.

>>563191871
my mom's one of those moms who's amazed i know what a condom is. if she even thought i was having sex, i'd be dead.
also that'd be one hell of a way to come out.

>>563191974
>Its just friendly cuddling, stop making a fuss over nothing
>Did you just look at that girls ass

>>563192174
>>563192207
hmm

All women are crazy. You just gotta decide what flavor of crazy you can put up with.

>>563192298
wait... are you a guy?

>>563192449
This, and if they're too crazy to put up with just cut them out of your life immediately and without hesitation, bag their shit in trash bags, put it on the porch, and call them and tell them whats going down, don't compromise, just fucking do it and get it over with.

>>563191964
Good? Nah not really, just the typical women bullshit.
>I'm getting along really good with a girl I met
>She kinda knows and thinks I'm in love of her or some shit
>Ignore her
>She keeps randomly telling me that she just wants to be friends
>Ask her why the fuck she keeps stressing that when I'm not even doing anything
>Get vague wimmin answers back
>Hook up with the girl I just met
>She goes in overdrive
>Keeps saying she loves me, keeps begging for attention, is jealous as fuck about what I send to my gf
>She gets a bf
>It stops, she's distant as fuck
>She breaks up with bf
>If I'm in a relation or interesting in someone the cycle restarts
>If I tell her I'm interested in a girl she almost always immediately says break it off (for not reason)

>>563172514
This, but also exacerbating my rage is the fact that if you do pick, literally whatever or wherever you pick wont be good enough and they'll bitch about it.

>>563191974
My girlfriend is too afraid of me leaving her to pull anything like that, I'm pretty much all she has and if I left her it would crush her. She is extremely controlling and needy sometimes and it sucks when I need my space but it's worth it.

>>563192298
You can still fake it, you'd technically not be having sex.

>>563172514
No, that's not even the full deal.

>Where do you wanna go?
I dunno.
>Well what do you feel like?
I don't really care what we eat.
>Well I guess Red Lobster.
Ew, no. I don't feel like seafood.
>Okay. Fudd Ruckers.
Nah, not in the mood for burgers.
>I thought you said you didn't care?
I don't. Just any place but those two.
>Okay. Pizza H--
I don't feel like pizza.
>WELL WE'RE GOING TO SCHNUCKS AND YOU CAN GRAB WHAT YOU WANT THEN

>>563193315
>Somebody turning down an opportunity to go to Fudd Ruckers
I can feel a vein popping in my forehead from this anger.

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>>563193546
>mfw I've never heard of Fudd Ruckers

>>563192581
yeah

>>563193174
would still fling monkey shit. hell she made me stop seeing my bf's ex cuz there was the potential that she and i were gonna fuck. even though she's a huge bitch and i hate her.

bumping for interest
luckily my GF is pretty chill - unfortunately that means I don't really have any psycho stories to contribute with.

>>563194145
Have fun not having a personality for the rest of your life.