>find hat (pic related) >really enjoy hat >wear it everywhere

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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk)
2014-08-17 06:57:42 Post No. 563082820
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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 06:57:42 Post No. 563082820 [Report]

>find hat (pic related)
>really enjoy hat
>wear it everywhere
>girlfriend hates the hat
>wear the hat to the store, to see her parents, to sleep
>don't even take off hat to have sex with girlfriend, corks hitting her face throughout
>she gets worried, thinks I am losing it
>I just like my hat
>last time we had sex, shout "G'DAY MATE" when I cum
>she cries
>goes to stay at sister's house for a while
>takes all her shit, which is most stuff in the apartment
>sit here in empty room
>still really like my hat
>mfw my hat ruined my relationship

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Anonymous (ID: YRfzDS9Y) 2014-08-17 07:00:17 Post No.563083030
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Anonymous (ID: YRfzDS9Y) 2014-08-17 07:00:17 Post No.563083030 [Report]

>half a year ago, finals coming up
>mother calls
>what would you like for graduation present?
>a soft jungle hat, please
>haha funny, but seriously what do you want?
>muh jungle hat
I got it and I love it.
Are those corks for anti-bug?

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Anonymous (ID: mi4xlICH) 2014-08-17 07:02:21 Post No.563083183
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Anonymous (ID: mi4xlICH) 2014-08-17 07:02:21 Post No.563083183 [Report]

>>563082820
what you need is a new girlfriend who likes the hat as much as you and shouts something like "get in there and root me again, ya drongo"

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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 07:02:40 Post No.563083210
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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 07:02:40 Post No.563083210 [Report]

>>563083030
I may buy another hat too. Is yours expensive?
Yeah they are to keep the flies away but I mostly like them for decoration

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Anonymous (ID: mTobY1qO) 2014-08-17 07:02:51 Post No.563083223
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Anonymous (ID: mTobY1qO) 2014-08-17 07:02:51 Post No.563083223 [Report]

>>563083030
>Are those corks for anti-bug?
I haven't noticed them keeping the bugs away but maybe they are, I just think they add character to my hat

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Anonymous (ID: YRfzDS9Y) 2014-08-17 07:04:17 Post No.563083321
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Anonymous (ID: YRfzDS9Y) 2014-08-17 07:04:17 Post No.563083321 [Report]

>>563083210
Just a sun bucket hat, not more than $40-50.

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Anonymous (ID: 6aSaYZKm) 2014-08-17 07:06:04 Post No.563083457
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>>563082820
>mfw fuck your hat

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Anonymous (ID: YMgVRKT7) 2014-08-17 07:06:06 Post No.563083463
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Anonymous (ID: YMgVRKT7) 2014-08-17 07:06:06 Post No.563083463 [Report]

>>563082820
You do realize that the hat here is worn or stereotypically worn by ockers.... basically the white-trash of australia right?

You are wearing the Outback version of the flat-cap turned sideways. Or the Outback version of the russian tracksuit.

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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 07:06:09 Post No.563083467
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>>563083183
Perhaps she is jealous of my hat. I'll go to her sister's and surprise her with one for herself tonight.

>>563083321
Nice. I will invest in one. I was also thinking of getting one of these

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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 07:08:15 Post No.563083650
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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 07:08:15 Post No.563083650 [Report]

>>563083457
You're just jealous

>>563083463
It doesn't matter to me. I like my hat and that's all there is to it.

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Anonymous (ID: 6aSaYZKm) 2014-08-17 07:09:07 Post No.563083735
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>>563083650
I like the way you think OP

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Anonymous (ID: cqT6Gh1F) 2014-08-17 07:10:29 Post No.563083863
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Anonymous (ID: cqT6Gh1F) 2014-08-17 07:10:29 Post No.563083863 [Report]

>>563082820
God-tier hat OP.
Your girlfriend is jelly, best find yourself another Shelia.
ITT: OP is not a faggot

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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 07:12:34 Post No.563084050
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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 07:12:34 Post No.563084050 [Report]

>>563083735
Thank you

>>563083863
I appreciate the support, but I love her. I love the hat too though.
I'm torn between my life with the hat and my life with the girlfriend
she is pregnant too

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Anonymous (ID: 6aSaYZKm) 2014-08-17 07:15:37 Post No.563084346
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>>563084050
fuck gf.
your bond to the hat is too strong.

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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 07:18:22 Post No.563084605
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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 07:18:22 Post No.563084605 [Report]

>>563084346
Maybe you're right. This is who I am now, and if she can't accept that then it's her problem.

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Anonymous (ID: cqT6Gh1F) 2014-08-17 07:18:24 Post No.563084609
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Anonymous (ID: cqT6Gh1F) 2014-08-17 07:18:24 Post No.563084609 [Report]

>>563084050
If the love is reciprocated then she will learn to love the hat too OP. Maybe she is threatened by the dangly bits? To the untrained eye they do look like severed dwarf dicks. The addition of her bearing child adds a layer of complexity but if she will not come round then I would have to say go with the hat. You child will understand when it is older.

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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 07:22:20 Post No.563084948
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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 07:22:20 Post No.563084948 [Report]

>>563084609
I don't think she could love the hat, I now know what must be done. I only hope that one day I can buy my child a hat of his/her own, and my girlfriend will see how happy it makes my child and take me back.

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Anonymous (ID: mi4xlICH) 2014-08-17 07:38:07 Post No.563086264
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Anonymous (ID: mi4xlICH) 2014-08-17 07:38:07 Post No.563086264 [Report]

>>563083467
good call, i bet she is just jealous

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Anonymous (ID: 5Wpyc+g4) 2014-08-17 07:48:24 Post No.563087149
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Anonymous (ID: 5Wpyc+g4) 2014-08-17 07:48:24 Post No.563087149 [Report]

OP, i sense trouble in your relationship.
Maybe your gf IS just jealous.
I would consider the fact, that she might just need to find her own kind of hat.

Hat related couple issues can be a bitch.

Best of luck to you and your charismatic new hat.

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Anonymous (ID: 4xhhUCQl) 2014-08-17 07:53:40 Post No.563087607
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Anonymous (ID: 4xhhUCQl) 2014-08-17 07:53:40 Post No.563087607 [Report]

you should turn your gf into a new hat

then you can have both!

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Anonymous (ID: Zov7HQvm) 2014-08-17 07:55:29 Post No.563087774
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Anonymous (ID: Zov7HQvm) 2014-08-17 07:55:29 Post No.563087774 [Report]

>>563082820
i don't understand why
that hat looks quality
she has no taste OP, move on

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Anonymous (ID: TMZaOeIn) 2014-08-17 07:57:12 Post No.563087927
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Op is a EMU

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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 08:00:02 Post No.563088209
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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 08:00:02 Post No.563088209 [Report]

>>563087149
>>563087774
thank you for your kind words

>>563087607
don't be ridiculous

>>563087927
prove it

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Anonymous (ID: MVgiYbqS) 2014-08-17 08:10:05 Post No.563089076
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Anonymous (ID: MVgiYbqS) 2014-08-17 08:10:05 Post No.563089076 [Report]

>>563087607
Dr Doom turned his girlfriend into a suit once

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Anonymous (ID: xrPoE6x1) 2014-08-17 08:12:03 Post No.563089240
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Anonymous (ID: xrPoE6x1) 2014-08-17 08:12:03 Post No.563089240 [Report]

>>563082820
I keep reading a little more of this thread each time then getting up and walking out of the room out of utter confusion.
Ive done it about 5 times now.
I don't know whats happening in this thread.
But
it feels evil.

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Anonymous (ID: i5BRbcln) 2014-08-17 08:13:34 Post No.563089372
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>>563082820
>Mfw I have that hat
>Mfw AND I own the black with flames button up shirt.
>Mfw I've owned both of them since I was a kid - I'm true OG.
Checkm8.

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Anonymous (ID: i5BRbcln) 2014-08-17 08:16:21 Post No.563089620
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>>563083030
Would be a fuckin ingenius antibug hat apparatus! Thanks for postin that idea mate. we should all market it, produce it, sell it. Perfect Australian hat for the p e r f e c t A u s t r a l i a n p e o p l e.

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Anonymous (ID: 4pPijmgv) 2014-08-17 08:16:28 Post No.563089629
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>>563088209
Pic related its OP

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Anonymous (ID: cqT6Gh1F) 2014-08-17 08:18:19 Post No.563089813
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Anonymous (ID: cqT6Gh1F) 2014-08-17 08:18:19 Post No.563089813 [Report]

>>563089240
Summerfag is obvious.

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Anonymous (ID: usKKw3IG) 2014-08-17 08:19:40 Post No.563089931
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Anonymous (ID: usKKw3IG) 2014-08-17 08:19:40 Post No.563089931 [Report]

>>563082820
Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8 plz don't h8!

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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 08:20:42 Post No.563090016
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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 08:20:42 Post No.563090016 [Report]

>>563089240
there's not much to get confused about

>>563089372
you are the man I one day hope to be

>>563089629
that's not me, you just found that picture on the internet.

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Anonymous (ID: cqT6Gh1F) 2014-08-17 08:23:46 Post No.563090285
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Anonymous (ID: cqT6Gh1F) 2014-08-17 08:23:46 Post No.563090285 [Report]

>>563090016
>that's not me
Fucking lel. Sides in orbit around forest moon.

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Anonymous (ID: etonE8Jc) 2014-08-17 08:28:04 Post No.563090670
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Anonymous (ID: etonE8Jc) 2014-08-17 08:28:04 Post No.563090670 [Report]

>>563082820
>Disregard GF
>Acquire hat

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Anonymous (ID: 4a/L9DVx) 2014-08-17 08:28:59 Post No.563090751
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Anonymous (ID: 4a/L9DVx) 2014-08-17 08:28:59 Post No.563090751 [Report]

I can empathise with you OP, I was in a similar situation a few years ago with the most epic sombrero. I got shit faced and lost it, most probably lifted right off the top of my head by niggers as I stumbled home. Now I have no gf and no hat and spend my days fapping to traps on 4chan. NVM though, I saw the most epic poncho in a shop window recently. As soon as I've saved up my drugseekers allowance it's mine!!

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Anonymous (ID: XIc8YRHg) 2014-08-17 08:31:03 Post No.563090952
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Anonymous (ID: XIc8YRHg) 2014-08-17 08:31:03 Post No.563090952 [Report]

>>563082820
What is the actual purpose for the corks anyway?

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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 08:32:58 Post No.563091141
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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 08:32:58 Post No.563091141 [Report]

>>563090751
that sounds awful, I will treat this as a cautionary tale to always wear the chin-strap. good luck with your poncho though

>>563090952
see>>563083210

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Anonymous (ID: 0enZLakI) 2014-08-17 08:33:03 Post No.563091151
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Anonymous (ID: 0enZLakI) 2014-08-17 08:33:03 Post No.563091151 [Report]

>>563090952
keep the flies off your face

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Anonymous (ID: QL3cVho6) 2014-08-17 08:33:09 Post No.563091167
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Anonymous (ID: QL3cVho6) 2014-08-17 08:33:09 Post No.563091167 [Report]

>>563090952
Keeps the flys from hitting your face, while at the same time being more annoying than any hoarde of flys.

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Anonymous (ID: XIc8YRHg) 2014-08-17 08:34:51 Post No.563091308
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Anonymous (ID: XIc8YRHg) 2014-08-17 08:34:51 Post No.563091308 [Report]

>>563091167
Yeah, if the purpose is to keep flies away, it seems kinda stupid to just replace the flies with corks.

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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 08:36:20 Post No.563091459
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Anonymous (ID: LrJ+XmQk) 2014-08-17 08:36:20 Post No.563091459 [Report]

I must now take my leave. Thank you for your kind words, friends. May you all find the hat of your dreams.

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Anonymous (ID: oYYuw/gI) 2014-08-17 08:38:18 Post No.563091637
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Your hat shall become your new gf.

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Anonymous (ID: 4pPijmgv) 2014-08-17 08:41:28 Post No.563091948
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Anonymous (ID: 4pPijmgv) 2014-08-17 08:41:28 Post No.563091948 [Report]

>>563090016
>that's not me
Emu detected turn your self in rats with wings

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Anonymous (ID: aGUwtIXc) 2014-08-17 08:41:39 Post No.563091964
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>>563082820
Look what I found

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Anonymous (ID: wL2oaQ6m) 2014-08-17 08:44:54 Post No.563092229
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Anonymous (ID: wL2oaQ6m) 2014-08-17 08:44:54 Post No.563092229 [Report]

>>563083467
I've actually been looking for one of these hats.