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73 decides what method of death this home invader will receive.
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Call the fucking national guard
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nuke from orbit
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>>563041329
Jeebus Christo... where are you that these are home invaders?!
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Record with your mobile crushing him with your boot, and post the satisfying cracking sound on youtube for us to enjoy
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EAT IT
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>>563041329
Leave it alone, faggot. At least it's not a nigger
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>>563041329
fire, please kill it.
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Just burning the whole fucking house down.
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>>563041329
chewing
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>>563041329
build him a cool tank, feed him recurlarly with real vermin and let him die happily of old age.

Don't forget to create a blog of his life which you update regularly on 4chan
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>>563041329
First, trap it in shampoo, so it struggles to move. Then when it's given up, put it on a piece of wood, and surround it with a ring of fire. Then throw some lighter fluid on the bug itself.

oh and record it all.
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Pick it up and let it bite the tip of your dick
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Put in tupperware, fill with shaving cream/cool whip/something creamy, and watch it struggle to escape.
When you're done shake to death.
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>>563041329
just throw it outside
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>>563041329
That fucker's huge nigga.
Chop its head off with a kitchen knife and eat it.
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>>563041329
shove it up your ass
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Try to fuck it
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dude dont kill it its a harmless Dobsonfly
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ofc it's black
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/b/ space program
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>>563041329
stick it in your ass so it can suffocate, 73 GET
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eat it
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>>563041329
microwave
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put it in a tupperware container with leaves and smaller insects from around your house, tape aluminium foil over the top and poke holes in it so you don't have to wreck your lid to let the thing breathe, then care for it until it dies of old age peacefully
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Suffocate it in the confines of your cavernous anus.
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>>563041940
ROLLING AGAIN
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>>563041329
Boil it
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>>563041975
reroll
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Timestamp it you fucking nigger.
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God that's fucking terrifying

Cum on it
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What the FUCK is that?

>>563041832
This is basically fascism.

Also, clip small sections off it with a pair of scissors until it finally dies. On camera obviously.
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rip it in half slowly, leaving a piece of its innards tying the two halfs together
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Hold it in your mouth till it either suffocates or drowns in your saliva.
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Put it in the blender with a glass of milk, turn it on and post results.
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>>563041329

cut it open and sleep inside if for warmth
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>>563041329
I DEMAND HE RECEIVE A FAIR TRIAL
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Find it a worthy host.
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>>563041953
reroll
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Get hard and beat it ti death with our dick.
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>>563042104
again
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>>563041940
ROLLING
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>>563042093
this
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Let it bite the head of your cock. Also timestamp.
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>>563042072
so close...
rolling btw
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>>563042072
so close. THIS GET again
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Remove legs, Stab it multiple times with a needle, then microwave it
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>>563042087
reroll
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Give it some food, and tuck it into bed. Kill it with love.
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STICK IN BUM
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I personally deliver death by fire to all beings with greater than four legs.
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>>563042231
Hold it in your mouth till it either suffocates or drowns in your saliva.

on camera.
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death by microwave!!!
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OP is not gonna deliver shit anyways....
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Release it back to the nature so that other animals deal wiht it.
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Cut in two with sphincter power.
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>>563041329
Dick slap it to death.
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>>563042473
AH SHIET
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Paint with rubber cement, set on fire, watch him fly as you make a video and post after.
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>>563041329
Put it in your but
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Drown it in jizz and post picks
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>>563041329
slowly drown in candle wax
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>>563042339
OP wouldn't have delivered anyway ...

also, this >>563042072
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>>563042473
WINRAR
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eat it with mayo and bread
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>>563042473

Well, here's what you gotta do.
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>>563041329
do you live in a nuclear power plant in australia?
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>>563042473
holy shit
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rip off wings and legs and enjoy the show
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dress it up like a little girl and insult it
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>>563042473
WINRAR!!!
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release outside

>>563041329

release outside
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>>563042473
Winner!
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cover it in glue
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>>563042473
WINRAR

do it btch
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>>563042473
WINNER IS U
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burn it
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leave your country ASAP
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>>563042574
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!??!?!
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>>563042473
winrar
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>>563042473
winrar
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>>563042473
well done anon.
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73 get
no deliver
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You need to finish the game to make it disappear!!!!
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Get him addicted to meth. Gradually, over the course of the next few weeks. That meth is one hell of a drug.
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Crush it in your anal cavity
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>>563041329
KILL IT WITH FI43
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>>563042912
He finished.
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>>563042473
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put it on the blender
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>>563043019
too soon
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>>563042473
come on op dont be a nigger, you faggot
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microwave microwave microwave , or reenact the scene in brave heart
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>>563042473
Now see how OP won't deliver...
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op will delivar... right guys?
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Give me a moment. Gonna have a hard time recording this shit. May have to post post-results.

My anus is not prepared for this shit. No promises for a clean cut.
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>>563041329

Feed it and give it sustenance for 14 days. Each day stick a needle in it and post results. Keep it warm, keep it safe. Love it. After needle #14, if it's still alive, create a pyre for it and give it an honorable death for lasting that long. Burn it alive.
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>>563042473
too bad op is a fucking faggot
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>>563041329
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>>563043227
lel do it
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>>563043110
reroll
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>>563043227
will he do it
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>>563042039
Nevar forget astrotoad
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Sure... Lets wait forma OP To deliver...

Fucking faggot where the fuck are the pics
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>>563042473
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>>563043227
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK HES GONNA DO IT HOLY SHIT GUYS

DOT LET THIS 404
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>>563043227
bumbing for glory
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>>563043227
you should have

>Also, clip small sections off it with a pair of scissors until it finally dies. On camera obviously.
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>>563043227
Godspeed OP
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Leave it alone
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smash it with your dick
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>>563043227
op i swear if you disappoint....
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>>563043227
sheit dia will be gud
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fucking gasoline it where it stands and set that bitch on fire right there
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>>563043531
fuck off
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>>563043227
I'm out, is already dead, no fun in that.
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>>563043110
rerolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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what does it even mean
>>563042473
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>>563043227
!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>563043227
I wish a nigga would .jpeg
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>>563042072
This one, roll, 73 get
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>>563041329

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1biXQp8x7k
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>>563041329
pull it's antennae off, tie a string around its neck, tie other end of string to your dick, and flush it down the toilet.

post results
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>>563043531
PETA is here guys
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Will archive if he delivers.
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>>563042039
roll
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>>563042473
oh damn. That's fucking hardcore.
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crush it between your fingers
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>>563042473
wont deliver
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OP we need confirmation beforehand, show us your sphincter so we know it is you.
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>>563043227
every1 know ur not gonna do it

and the fucker is already dead anyway....
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>>563043227
Should take you about 30 minutes, amirite?
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>>563042473
>sphincter power
>doesn't specify what sphincter
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chew it and then use it as lube
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>>563041329
That thing is so cool.
And it's missing a leg.

Raise it as your own OP. It is the chosen one.
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>>563041858
this
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>>563041329
Stick it in your asshole, rub your balls on its back, rip it's antennas off, shove it in his eyeholes, cum in his eye holes, smack your dick with it, burn it
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>>563044092
no matter which one he uses, it goes up his ass or dick, or down his throat. Pretty good no matter what.
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Op is kill
The invader proved too powerful
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>>563043227
It's already dead.
How is it supposed to fight back and bite the living shit out of your asshole? No fun.
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>>563044590
Ears count?
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We all know OP won't deliver, he has nig in his id... well n+ig but close enough
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(You)
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>>563044745
You think OP can fit that in his ear?
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This little shit tickles. Pun totally intended.
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continuing the bump train
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>>563045148
He can try.
If on video, it would probably deliver some lulz for us.
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>>563045148
We don't have an established size. We have no idea how big that bug can be.
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>>563045000
no u
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>>563045230
IT BEGINS
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>>563045230 Holy shit
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>>563045230
oh my
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>>563045230
this is the best thread ever
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>>563045230
topkek
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>>563045230
DELIVERED
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>>563045230
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>>563045230
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>>563045230
op you actually did it
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>>563045230
looks legit....
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>>563045230
You disgust me. Go on.
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>>563045230
based op delivering
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>>563045230
umm guys. I think op just delivered
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>>563045230
Holy fuck shit
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>>563045230
grip it and rip it also post a clearer pic
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>>563045230
OP DELIVERS
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>>563045230
my sides are gone
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sacrafice to satan
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>>563045230

HOLY SHIT OP
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>>563045230
OP was not a faggot
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>>563045230
Holy fuck he did it
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>>563045230
Aftermath?
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>>563045230
OP DELIVERS
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>>563045230
HEAD FIRST TOO???
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>>563041329

Get your cock rock hard and use it like a hammer to smash this monster's head in
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>>563045230
OH DAYUM!
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>>563045230
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>>563041329
oh man it's a jizz bug, fuck these things are all over georgia
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>>563041940

dis
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OP you made my day
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>>563041329
by snu snu
roll
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>>563045230
Someone please screen cap, Op must be remembered
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THIS is why I go on /b/.
Thank you for delivering.
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>>563045230
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>>563045567
I'm straight up swafferdonked
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>>563045230
OH SHIIIIIIIIIT
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gg op max respect
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>>563045230
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
4chan history has been made.
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>>563045230
moar
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>>563045230
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>>563045230
I just lost $5 because you actually delivered

fucking asshole
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>>563041329
WHAT THE FUCK.

Where do you live to get fucking bugs like that?
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Aids
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>>563045230
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>>563045230
noice
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>>563045230
OP IS SUCH A FUCKING PIMP!
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>>563045230
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today OP was a pretty cool guy
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Da fuq nikkah
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archive?
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>>563041329
Poor fucking dobsonfly. Spends most of its life in the water to get smashed by a motherfucker like you.
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>>563045953
why do i fucking kek every time someone says this
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>>563045230
CALLING ALL UNITS. WE HAVE A CODE RED.
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Put him in your gas chamber aka your ass.
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anyone gonna screencap this for glory?
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>>563046076
It's borderline retardation. Nothing to worry about.
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someone fucking screencap this thread on the sole fact that OP actually delivered.
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>>563046063
he didn't get smashed
he fucked OP in the ass but OP's a tight ass
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HOLY FUCK OP KEEP DOING IT
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toasting in epic bread
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>>563041329
eat it
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>>563042248
That's the first time in nine years that I've actually laughed in one of these threads.

Best Post of the Night Award™®©
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>>563045230
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Someone archive this now niggers. It's a rare thing that op isn't a faggot and you know it.
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>>563045868
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dobsonfly
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>>563046325
too late nigger
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>>563045230
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i think u should crush it up and rub it into your cheeks
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>>563046325
FUCK NIGGER READ THE THREAD
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>>563045230
Holy Fucking Jesus's Father what is this?
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>>563042039

Rerell
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>>563045230
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ass-phyxiation
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>>563042257
Holy shit... Also funny. You guys are on a fucking roll.
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>>563046357
Nigger it's not hard to archive, just for the second half
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>>563041329
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>>563046393
> Though both male and female dobsonflies have sharp mandibles, those of an adult male dobsonfly are actually so big – up to 1 inch (25 mm) – that they are unable to harm humans, as they have such poor leverage that they are incapable of breaking the skin.
You killed a defenseless bro-bug, OP. I hope you're proud of yourself.
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>>563045230
Holy fuck, OP actually did it.
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>>563041940
rolling for this
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>>563045230
Holy sheeeeeeeit
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http://4archive.org/b/thread/563041329 Archived
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Now what do we do? Op delivered.
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>>563045230
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>>563045230
you seriously did this
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we will remember this day as the day the faggot OP stuck a 4 inch bug up his ass.
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>>563045230

wow....
just...
wow.

you made an oldfag proud op, gratz
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now watch some faggot put this on reddit just watch
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Let it go
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Well /b/, we have a bit of an update. As I pulled this lovely from the glorious confines of my anus, his head got caught on my sphincters and decided to have the last laugh.

I looked everywhere on the floor around me. The head is still in my anal cavity. Will post tomorrow after I have my morning shit so we can finish the job.
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>>563046654
but it's not the whole thing retard
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>>563046615
thank god.
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>>563046393
> They are not venomous, but possess an irritating, foul-smelling anal spray as a last-ditch defense.
> anal spray
How fitting.
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>>563045230
made my night!
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>>563045230
posting in epic bread
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rule 7 lol
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>>563046809
OH SHIT NIGGER
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>>563046809
HOLY FUCK IT GETS BETTER
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>>563046809
Shit and post it.
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>>563046809
PAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>563046809HOLY SHIY
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>>563045230
Thanks OP
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>>563046809
Amazing. 10/10
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>>563046809
Lmao what the fuck
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>>563046809
Holy thundercunt.
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>>563046809
>0
11/10
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>>563045230
Holy fuck! Why would you even consider doing that?!
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