>>562946284
can i mollest

>>562946284
u want sum fak?

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Twinkle twinkle FUCKING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
Suck my painis
Painis in the ainis

please do: fb /intoxiclullaby?fref=ts

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Op is cute

you stupid little meat toilet. I know you got gonorrhoea from your dad.

if i see you ever again, i am going to cut your head off and fuck your neck hole. then i will shit in your cunt and leave your body for your parents to find. the head i shall keep for future use (toilet).

>>562946284
Yes, I am talking to you, you ignorant, hypocritical piece of shit.

>>562946284
stfu bitch we both know how much you like my big nigger dick, plus you never said no to me and when I said no you kept on insisting and almost raped me. After that you give me your fucking feminist speaches about rape culture. Fucking hoe kill yourself please you emo piece of shit

I wanna play with op too

Roll 69

Slut shaming is sexist and dehumanising to all vagina owners.. Fucking Cis scum..

>>562946826
thenks bb

>>562946284
You're such a whore, you'll die by choking on a cock!

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>>562947151
Forgot image

That was off rhythm.

>>562947140
rolling for this

>>562946883

roll

I'm talking to you, bitch. Last time I seen you your face looked like a painter's radio.

Actually I was talking to myself BIATCH

nigger whore

>>562947203
Rolling for this

>>562946883

rolll

fuck your family hoe

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>>562947416
holy fuck my sides

I'm talking to both of you cum-monkeys, i want to hold you down and rape until both of your cunts look like over filled custard donuts.

>>562947416
this

>>562946284
Nigga tongue my ass nicole you Ravioli Ravioli give me your vagioli

>>562947416
Made me choke

bump my assjole

>>562948208
By the spirit of robin williams he shall grant ke the power of 43!

Give me back my vote woman! Lemme guess who's at work and busting his ass all day. Lemme guess who makes the most money. I know, It's Chuck! It's the men! You know who's making the most money throughout history, the men! Who have been the great leaders, men! Maybe you have Cleopatra but, Egyptians live in triangles, tetrahedrons and shit. A triangle is not manly! , Who fought the best wars, men! Who make the best murderers, men! Who invented the plague, men! We got it all, bitch! We run this show, and I don't give a fuck who knows it!

>>562946284
lol jk
m'lady how are you on this fine day, want to come over and watch star wars with me?

hey gurrl wanna hv sum sex 2nite? xd

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im just gonna post the whole story for you guys starting with this

You, bitch, Wanna suck my ring ding while I put my fingerding in your valingling?

>>562946284

Thanks Mr. Skeltal

>>562947416

God damn. Rolling for this

i fcked ur mom bitch

/max.shelton.12
ayy lmao

>>562949497
reroll

u saying whut u son of basterd bich

Do u even lift m8

i'm playing baby boo, i want you

>>562949654
slut

both of you


43 get

I bet you fucked more teddy bears than men

u want som fuk bby?

>>562946284
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....

>>562950062
>>562949654
>i like to ______ while fucking
>ive only ever fucked one time
WAT.jpg

>>562946284
It's allright baby girl, no one's judging. Some of my favorite people are sluts.

>>562946284

M'lady M'Lady...Sweet, Sweet Princess ,,, A Knight's Prayer For You: Of all the sunsets and sunrises... Of all the beautiful flowers that grow on this Earth.. Of all the stars that glow in the heavens and the universe... you above all are more beautiful in my eyes. No man has seen nor beheld such a Princess or Goddess as I behold in you. And I have now seen such beauty, warmth, and grace... as I have seen the depths of your beautiful soul. But, alas my heart may never know the honor of holding you, feeling the warmth of your kiss, or the tenderness of your arms. Because of our age difference... my heart will be filled with the honor of having to just behold your warmth and beauty within my dreams... But will be saddened to wake in the mornings to find you not there... Only in my dreams will we love, laugh, and go through the adventures of life... For you M'Lady... I wish you all the happiness, love and joy that life has to offer, and that all your hopes, wishes and dreams will always come true for you... I pray that you may honor me by us becoming friends... and in time more... But M'Lady, my Princess, I will honor your desires... and will respect all your wishes... But in my heart... you will forever be... In all I have written M'Lady... I am very sincere... and hope for that which may not be meant to be...that we may find Camelot together...and with the most honor and respect I can give... I remain., your Servant and Knight forever should you ever have need of me... Sweet Lady,,,, My name is Max Shelton, and I would be very honored if you would allow me the privledge and pleasure of us becoming good and close friends. I am a very Loving, caring, sincere, honest, passionate, compassionate, and active man who believes that chilvary IS NOT dead. Sweet Lady... I do hope that you will write back and tell me more about yourself, your hopes, your wishes, and your dreams.

>>562950662
u dun goofed

>>562950621
rerollan

>>562950770
FUCK.

>>562946883
>>562947140
dub roll

>>562947416
roll

>>562950621

>>562947203
If a key opens a lot of locks, it's a master key, but if a lock is opened by a lot of keys, it's a shitty lock.

She's just a attention whore xDDDDDxDD lololol

Fucking whores.

>>562950193
Throwing my dice again.

>>562950193
Rrrrrolll

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Am I in trouble with, OP?

>>562950857
>If a key opens a lot of locks, it's a master key. If a lock is opened by a lot of locks, its a shitty lock.
>If a lock is opened by a lot of locks, its a shitty lock.
> lock is opened by a lot of locks


so much shame anon deleted the post

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OP here, What i did next was golden

Oh wait

>Emloyee at Hot Topic

That says enough about her.

ur a slut

Are you talking to yourself?

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so i found the bitch's mom, and sent allll the confessions heres how: her sister commented on her picture
went to her sisters profile
went to her "about"
went to her places that she's been
for some reason one of the places was her actual house
address was posted under house's info
address was 175 Pleasant View Dr Patrick Springs, VA 24133
ReverseAddressLookup.jpg
its her actual house
yellowpaged that shit
found out the name of the bitch that owns the house
my face when he has the same last name as her and her sister, which is newcomb
facebooked him
found his wife linked on his profile
sent pictures
#rekt

Why would you feed yourself to /b/ OP? lol

ur 2 cute for ur own good
I need 2 make you the mom of my perfect babies
by injecting my hot jizz in ur womb

>43 get?

>>562951325
Well, what'd you do?

>>562951297
Brb seppuku

>>562951252
Do you really think this bitch is going to know one of the provinces of Afghanistan?

>>562951980
Hey OP. I live like 30 minutes away from her. I was like okay time for a raid. Got to the profile. 13 mutal friends... What... Whale shit time to have fun.

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>>562952115
Well, she's been around.

>>562947416
reroll

>>562951980
I thought this was a roll thread? Fucking attention whore faggot you narcissist piece of shit turned this into what you've done with your life today. You are the fucking hepatitis C that nobody likes around here

haha I owned you bitch, you're all over 4chan and we mock you

close your legs, pal, they smell like fish!

>>562952294
get a load of this Zaggot.

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>>562951980
God's work.

>>562950193
Rrrolll

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>>562951980
Did I do good guise?

>all this newfaggotry
i bet your even using your actual kosherbook account

>>562952642
You done well.

>>562947416
rawl

poopy in my bumbum :DD

>>562952642
No, you made yourself look like a fucking spastic can't one of you idiots do something creative for once rather than spamming chav speech.

Coming over rite now to inseminate you

>>562952642
welcome newfriend.

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>>562952790
Moar? Moar.

>>562946284
you spelled ho incorrectly

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mfw it was actually her mom.

she tried to play it off like it didnt bother her but i know she got her ass beat lel

>>562953259
thats what I was thinking. fucking idiots thinking they're funny with overused words.

>>562953504
leave this website and never return. not even next summer.

butts

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>>562953315
>>562953259
>>562952790
Whale?

>>562946284
Gas the niggers

>>562953504
>killian

that white knight faggot

>>562953504
Where the fuck is this thread even headed?

I can't shop, but someone should make a fake confession that reads "sometimes when my Mom is asleep, I stand over her and finger my vagina and spurt on her face."

And then one about how she stoler Mom's money and used it to buy cocaine and meth.

>>562954045
Yes please....

>>562954045
all of my this

>>562953876
O SHIT NIGGA

>>562953876
Yup... Newfag all day.

>these facebook people

how do these people exist? why don't they understand how retarded all this crap is?

>>562954045
43 pls

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>>562953876
I hope that's not your facebook. Yo ass is getting v&...

43 in my ass

>>562954363
they're all underage newfags anon

>>562954335
Nope. old fag. :D Just being derpy. Although I do live 30 minutes away.... >:D

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>this thread
>XD XD XD XD

>>562954790
hory shiet

>>562954363
>He talks about the silliness of retardation while browsing /b/

Where do you think you are?

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>>562953876
awfully summer in here

>>562951252
Top kek

I love you

>>562955092
Have you lruked kasey marie syke's page? it's fucking disgusting

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you guys are great xD

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>>562954580
Eh.. Whatever.. Not caring. :D
Also. Random dumping

this is so funny :P

>>562955390
A newfag indeed.
Have fun getting your ass raped.

>>562954045

yes

>>562955353
Yeah. I've been there. She's just one of those emo sluts? We get them here too in Ireland. They;re everywhere.

Notice her name 'Sykes'. I bet that's after that lip pouting fag boy 'Ollie Sykes.' I FUCKING BET.

>>562955543
winrar

>>562955543
winrar winrar chicken dinrar

>>562955543
43 got

>>562955543
winrar?

>>562955543
Winrar!~!!

Now send it to her dad and siblings, see what she says then

>>562956090
Bubu ID

>>562955092
>>562955658
I get the impression I'm talking with a 16 year old. Fuck your stupid generation, You're all faggots.

>>562956298
this, /b/ is becoming the least browsable board on 4chan with the amount of kids on it.

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>>562953876
Such a gentleman

>>562955658
fucking moshers man always hanging around in town

>>562951252
Hi Sean.

huhuhhjejejberberbjeberb

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>>562954045
I used Firebug to check the font family, size, exact colors and increased the letter spacing a bit. I'll make more.

>>562954790
you sound like you've been on 4chan a grand total of 15 minutes

>>562956817

BRILLIANT. SOMEONE SEND IT!!!

>>562956817
Lucida Sans right?

>Facebook
Idk what to say, why the fuck do I even internet anymore?

>>562956817
learn to inspect element. Fool

>>562957000
No, just the common Arial.

>>562957243
Those trips

>>562956817

Try: "I am the only person I know who has had sex with a dog. #YOLO"

>>562957214
Which is exactly what you do with Firebug. Just better.

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>>562954045
Somethine like this?

>>562955543
Winrar!
Is this thread finally back on track?

>>562957494
that's way too retarded and fake

>>562957494
the font isnt the same

>>562957419
his was much better. you suck. please refrain from trying again.

>>562957494

I'm in hysterics.

>>562957585
But will her mom be able to tell?

>>562957585
What Put then?

>>562957494
Remove the like if you agree, it's retarted.

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>>562957419
>I am the only person I know who has had sex with a dog. #YOLO

>>562957494
just use your original cocaine one. it was perfect.

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>>562957419

>>562957494
Haha, that's fucking brilliant mate :D

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>>562955357
>Dan O'Magicson

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>Image

me

>>562957736
something simple yet believable,like I use carrots or cucumbers to please myself and then return them to the fridge

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It's not that hard, faggots.

>>562949336
what the fuck is wrong with her

>>562957663

a little extreme, perhaps.

>>562958078
Harharhar

Dumb bitches gettin' shat on makes my day

>>562950193
roll

>>562958078
imokwiththis.jpg

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>>562951093
so she's into vampires?

>>562958564
These dumbfucks thinking this isn't a pa request

are we still rollin

>>562950062
>XD
jesus fucking christ

I am a faggot.

>>562958734
yeah really this is rich, also OP leaving their name out and about is priceless

>>562958734
>implying we care anymore
>implying it's not for the lulz
go away faggot, no one needs you here.

This thread will be golden. Keep it up guys. Keep sending things to her loved ones. Find her phone number, call her up and ask whoever answers if Kasey is there and to ask her if she's down for that blind hookup we talked about

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Hey OP this is a good thread and all...

But is this red little piece of shit you're mouse...
Are you using a fucking custom cursor...

>>562959031
we should rape her, that'll really be the best way of messing with her

>>562959086
Yeah OP you are mouse. He told you

so is someone actually sending the fake confessions to the Mom? I'm too lazy.

>>562946284
>/
Someone link her profile?

OP here. got her phone number tho-
(336) 754-2683

>>562959264
this looks too fake man, sorry

>>562947416
FUCKING ROLLING

>>562959446
OP what's her fb profile link

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K

>>562959457
Letters too dark?
Or what it says?

>>562959446
this has become a lot more interesting

>>562958943
When do you go back to school, summerfag? It can't be long now.

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>>562959613
good job man
this is the best i've seen

here's her mom /mary . altmannmadeya?fref=ts

and here's her /intoxiclullaby ? fref=ts

>>562953876
you dun goofd

>>562959574
https://www.
facebook
.com/intoxiclullaby

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Guise guise guise

we should like go stab her or something.
Think of the look on her face if we stabbed her or her mom.
Oh man that would sure teach her.
Who lives close to her who's willing to stab her for the LULZ.

>>562959613
>(336) 754-2683

kek

Also, maybe do one about her being curious about what it would be like to let a black guy slide a big, healthy shit down her throat. ROFL - I MEAN HIS DICK.

>>562960164
Isn't both the same

>>562960512

yes. That's the joke.

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guess who's contribootin
hint: not you

>>562947263
pchs = pekin com high school???

I live like 30 min away from her kek

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>>562960164

>>562960601
>implying I'm not the glorious Dan O'Magicson

guys don't be mean, her photography is breath taking

>>562960959
is anyone sending these to her mom?

>>562961224
So is a force choke but I wouldn't want that anywhere near me either

>>562959230
Agree. We should make a team. The two of us making the eiffel tower!

>>562961549
this is a test for the newfags

>>562959230
>>562961549
You guys feel free. I have less rapey things to do

>>562959446
So we have her phone number and her home address, craiglist anyone?

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>kek

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Guys, GUYS.

I made the best one yet. Changed all timestamps on the posts and made up reactions from other people. This one actually sounds somewhat believable, instead of the over the top stuff that was posted.

Ok that's pretty funny.

>>562960959

I tried gerbiling once. I felt bad about cutting the little guy's legs off (he squeaked pretty bad) but made he felt good up in my holes.

She'll be mentally scarred for life
>feminism
>bible
>atheism
>science

>>562947416
Roll

her page is down?

>>562962064

and a new talent was born. Genius.

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>>562950193
>plz

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page gone

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>>562962064

>>562954045
this

>>562959716
>Generic response
You are a sad, lonely individual huh? don't like people in your super secret internet club huh? hahaha this is why you are a virgin.

i get that feeling that summer is over

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Not gone

>>562963287
>even more generic response
>implying I give a fuck about /b/
>implying you aren't in middle school

You really got me there buddy.

>>562962064
awesome

>>562963420
gotta refresh m8

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Quick! Everyone, attack the genetics!

>>562962064
seriously is anyone sending these to her mom?

>>562963670
a dog? wtf that tackle boxed faced bitch

>>562963736
I did mate. She didn't block me or something

>>562963529
>responds within seconds
holy shit, you mad.

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summer is over, hop on ferry

>>562964045
you lucky dog

>>562962064
>>562963996
You -do- realize it's a fake, right?

>>562964121
>responds within seconds.... because time is measured in seconds and I could have responded in an hour and it's still seconds, fucktard
Are you excited to get your driver's license?

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>>562954045
Like this?

>>562964503
oh, looks like someone forgot to sage.
>>562962217
oh look at that

you are just pathetic, posting that this thread is funny, then saging and claiming otherwise? fuck, if I'm in middle school, you are still in the womb.

>>562964372
yea shes still a tackle boxed face bitch....im sure she did fuck a dog irl

Is anyone blowing up her phone?

>>562965049

I don't know any muslims

Someone link..

>>562965049
nope blocked

>>562964780
Yes, THIS!
Send this to her mom!

>>562964839
my post saying this is funny is in regards to >>562962064

Thread overall isn't so humorous. I will give props to OP in luring /b/ to be a pa so easily. It's cute to see you rage so easily

>>562965049
Some one should put her shit on Craigslist

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>>562965049