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If 42 or 64 is rolled ITT, I'll put this tuning fork in
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If 42 or 64 is rolled ITT, I'll put this tuning fork in this penis.

OP will deliver
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shit, roll
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>>562909824
Rolling for genital mutilation..
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>>562909824
post timestamp
also roll
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>>562909824
I'll roll but timestamp!
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topkek
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rolll
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>>562909824
rolling for it
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hue
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oh shet.
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>>562909824
also you should post timestamp
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>>562909824
Roll
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Rollin'
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rolle
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rollar
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>>562909824
post timestamp you little fucking faggot
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roll

op is a fag and wont delivar
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Rollan Dolan
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put that fork in there boi
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>>562909824
rollin
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rollo for the yolo
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>>562909824
I hear it's amazing when the Purple-stuffed worm in Flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw-blink on Hari-kiri Rock! I need scissors! 61!
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>>562909824
Barrel roll
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Stick in in the microwave first
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lol OP u better delivar
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>>562909824
roll
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>>562909824
You want to do it anyways, so why you want us to roll for that? Just be the faggot you always wanted to be a do it
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>>562909824
Rollin
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You know you want to anyway
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rollingggg
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>>562909824
It would be great
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bam
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do eet
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Check my 42
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>>562910168
reroll
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>>562910221
Once more
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If get op doesn't deliver.
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rolling because why not
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>>562909824
Post a timestamp you sack of shit

>i luv u
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Roll
pleasewin
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>>562910132

le reroll
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>>562909824
ROLL
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>>562909991
reroll pls 42 get
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Lol, roll
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>>562909824
rolllol
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>>562910346
64 get
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rolinggg
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>>562910326
shameless reroll
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Win?
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Do it
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>>562910269
69 here just saying
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rollarrr
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>>562909824
yo OP, how far does that stretch, and have you tried it before?
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42@
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>>562910189
Microwave until it burns to the touch then stick it in your weewee
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rellen
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>>562910326
Rollin
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roll and sage
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>>562910442
WINRAR
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pls god 64 or 42 get
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>>562910442
WQINWINWINW
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>>562910274
cum on it first, then put in dick hole
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>>562910442

>winrar
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So be it
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>>562910442
Winnar
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ayy lmao
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Get nao homo
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>>562910442
WINRAR
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>>562910442

winrar,
gogo OP faggot
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42 or 64 get
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>>562910385
last roll
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>>562910442
Winrar

I'll deliver now
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>>562910442
Mein nigger
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>>562910442
WINNAR
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Nintendo 64 get
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>>562910442
DO IT PHAGGOT
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>>562910432
Rerolls are allowed appearantly so reroll.
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>>562910442
ziprar
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>>562909824
I'm sorry mate, but no matter how hard you try it'll never be musical.
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64 get it
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>>562910412
rerollol
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>>562910442>>562910442
>>562910442
>>562910442

SHIT MOTHERFUCKER WINRAR
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>>562910442
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>>562910442
winrar
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>>562910442
FUCKING WINRAR
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>>562910442
Winrar!
>Stab that dick! Stab that dick!
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>>562910442
Time to deliver OP
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Rolll
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i really want this to happen
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bored, need some kind of entertainment
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>>562910442
>>562910269
DOUBLE WINRAR HOLY SHIT
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>what life choices did I make to get to this moment
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>>562910442
OP now its your turn
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>>562910653
Top kek
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>>562910442
go op you faggot
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I hope this hurts
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>>562910553
yeah you fucking better
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do it
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rip your penis if you deliver
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You know, he never said he would stab it. He just said he would put it in this dick. Nb4 up urethra.
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>>562909824
roll
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rollo
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1/?
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>>562910553
Godspeed OP
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>>562910442
>42
peenin
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>>562910868
>>562910871
New illiterate fags
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>>562910915
Oh yiss he delivers.
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FUCKING DO IT ALREADY
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>>562910915
insert the whole thing you fucking pussy
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>>562910915
Op is not a fag
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>>562910868
so close
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now put the whole thing in your pooper
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>>562910915
You are a true gentleman OP
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4/10 didn't stab dick
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>>562910915
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>>562910915
2/?
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>>562910915
Just the tip? whole thing faggot
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>>562910915
balls deep faggot
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>>562910915
OP you're the master
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>>562910915
All of it phaggot
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>>562910442
sounds hot.
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OP IS NOT A FAG
HOLY SHIT
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>>562910915

>Said he would do it
>Does it
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>>562911040
and a scholar
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>>562910915
u gotto put both sides in when it is erect u casual
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>>562911062
Oh damn, nearly all the way o.o
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oh ho ho...
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>>562911062
Fuck, I came

>also, saving pics
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No timestamp.
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>>562911062
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>>562911062
A little more
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>>562911062
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PUT IT IN T'OTHER WAY ROUND
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>>562910697
69 was not a get though...
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>>562911062
both prongs faggot
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>>562911062
>Thought OP was a faggot
>OP turned out to be a great guy
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3/4
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Can i be your friend OP?
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>>562911062

I demand timestamp
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>>562911198
Read the thread faggot he did
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>>562911198
Scroll up, there is one
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>>562911198
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time
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>>562911198
read the thread autist

>>562910274
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>>562911282
That's fucking brutal.
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>>562911260
69 is a always a get faggot
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HOLY FUCKING FUCK
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>>562911282
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>>562911282
By Allah op....
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>>562910915
>>562911062
OP DELIVERED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>562911282

New timestamp, these could have been easily not from today.
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4/5

Ok, wait a minute for second timestamp
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>>562911282
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>>562911341
The bait is real
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Someone better screencap this shit.
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GET DOWN MA NIGGA
GET DOWN MA NIGGA
GET DOWN MA NIGGA
GET DOWN MA NIGGA
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>>562911424
Now fap. For science
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now come with it still in
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The only thing OP delivers is faggotry and fail.
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>>562911282
make it bleed..
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>>562911424
Oh fuckkkk
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Does it feel good, op?
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Now hit the fork and bzzzzzzz your way to Valhalla
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yassssssss
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>>562911424
Where are you from OP?
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>>562911282
jesus nigger
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>mfw OP delivers
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>>562911424
>Op delivers timestamp
>someone gets
>Op delivers tuning fork in dick
>Op will deliver another timestamp

Man Op sure is a heterosexual today.
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>>562911282
god speed retard
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>>562911424
OP, you're such a kinky whore! I love you! Sincerely, Anon
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mfw
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>>562911424
NOW FAP AND CUM WHILE THE FORK IS IN
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thank you for not being a faggot today OP, but my dick just hurts looking at that
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5/5
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>>562911805
first
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>>562911424
and now please explain to me:
1) why would you do that?
2) why wait for 42 or 64? why not just do it anyway?
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>>562911424
post a video of you cumming.
Do it nigger
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>>562911862
second
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>>562911805
Today OP was not a fag
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Now, you fap
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>>562911805
jesus christ you fuck
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this will hurt more when it's going out
shit
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>>562911805
fap and cum with it inside
do it fag
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>>562911805
mods stick tihs shit for the win
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>>562911805
OP, where are you. I got a pal who has micropenis (I verified it myself) and if you want I can hook the two of you up and he can put his dick in your... dick?
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>>562911805

Good, good. Now fap until it bleeds.
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>>562911805
now masturbate :^)
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>>562911805
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>>562911805
thats not in your cock hole. its in your foreskin. you're a fuckhead.
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>>562909824
rollen für den führer
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>>562911805

now fap with it in
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>>562911805
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>>562909824
do it faggot
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>>562911960
How did you get that ID?
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>>562909824
Holy shit. I've never seen one that tiny before.
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Op was not a faggot
But at what cost
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>>562911805
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>>562909824
Smoked sour Diesel last night. Shit had me hearing colors.
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guys and op specially, i've always htought of this. ma penis bends when erect so what happens if i put op's thing in and then get erect?
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>>562912040
he's a mod
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>>562912040
Mod
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>>562911576
Yes
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>>562911805
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>>562911805
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>>562912040
He's a mod.
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>>562912040
I'm a mod. Ask how I got this ID again and get banned bitch.
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>>562912040
Yup, im mod.
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>>562911872
OP likes to make us work for our bread and circuses
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do it faggot
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>>562912240
does it hurt much?
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Oh
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>>562912240
theres no fucking way that feels good

>mfw

>captcha: 2247 ybrealy
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Now hit the fork with something and make it vibrate in your dick.
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>>562912409
Not really.

>>562912013
Pic for you, nigger
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When Chris Barnes wrote I Cum Blood, I don't think this is what he had in mind
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>>562912331
how did you get that ID
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>>562912331
how did you get that ID?
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>>562912383
oh god im late
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>>562912536

Thrust it furiously up and down your dickhole.
Post results.
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>>562912331
how did you get that ID?
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>>562912536
how does it feel when you hit it. will you tune your dick to your own moans
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>>562912340
me too
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>>562912604
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>>562912536
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>>562912331
wuuut
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If my ID is Heaven you have to put it up your pooper
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do it the other way arounf and then cling in the tuning fork to make u feel the vibes
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>>562912627
FUCK THE STICK BITCH
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>>562912786
Just lost my shit
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fuck
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>>562912536
Can you sharpie into pooper now?
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>>562912689
The vibrations are dampened right away
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>>562912842

C'mon, OP. We want to see some blood.
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>>562912786
WINNAR
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>>562912875
Can you try the other end, or do you think that'll hurt too much?

Also, one time OP was not a faggot. Congrats
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Rolling faggot
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>>562911805
no the ball end faggot
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>>562912875
You reckon you could get both prongs in if you started from the other end?
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Fap and/or put both prongs in pooper
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>>562913034
m9, you're a bit late
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put it in forked end first
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why is everyone so impressed with a tuning fork in his dick? this really isnt that bad
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>>562913502

OP delivared, holy shit.
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>>562913591
Post picks of yourself doing it then...
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>>562913502
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>>562913502
>>562913028
What do you liken the feeling to, OP?

>Answer my other question too please, if I'm not being too much of a nigger
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You better make a gif of your coming
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>>562913502
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>>562913502
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>562913692
The other end won't fit in
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>>562913675
i cant find my tentspike, so ill post something else
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>>562909824
>>562913502
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