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Shall I open it?
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i hope it is a puzzle.
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>>562909558
Unless you're an anime figurine, don't bother.
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inb4 godtier cat head
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>>562909642
your a butthole, man
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>>562909558
not unless theres a dildo in it
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I bet it's a dick
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What are you waiting for make this shit happen
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>>562909820
Let's find it out!
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>>562909807
i like puzzles :(
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>>562910045
you sick mother fucker
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>>562909558
dont
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>>562909558
I hope its not one of the really hard ones
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>>562909558
hey that's dangerous
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>>562910045
Go on
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It's a nigger inside!
I'll smash this nigger!
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>>562910045
CP?
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HURRY UP FUCKING OP FAGGOT NIGGER I AINT GOT ALL DAY
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>>562909558
OP, DON'T EAT THAT. THERE COULD BE SMALL PARTS INSIDE, YOU MIGHT CHOKE!!!!
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>>562910531
Even niggers are white in their inside...
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>>562910476
THEY LAYED EGGS! QUICK KILL IT!!!!!
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>>562910714
come on...
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>>562910714
not a dildo. im outta here
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>>562910804
Shits removed.
Now only the gold egg remains...
What is hidden inside?
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>>562910714
We have to beat the shit out of them to bring out the white.
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>>562910714
Be new tubs they pack them in are shit. Better when the kid swallows the old tubs in the 90s. More risky.
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>>562910714
nigger are red on the inside
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>>562911000

BATH SALTS
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>>562911000

Your virginity
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>>562911000
Dem trips doe.
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>>562911000
Nothing that would make this thread interesting.
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>>562911000
WTF is this shit???
I'll mount it for you... Let's see...
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>>562911000
I came
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spanish inquisition
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>>562911346
I didn't expect the spanish inquisition
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Remind me amerifats,
why is this illegal in USA?
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>>562911346
That would've been funny. Too bad OP isn't funny.
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>>562909642
>>562909807
>>562910134
Puzzles are the worst thing in kinders...
The best being a solid 1-piece figurine, of course.
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>>562911281
Wtf is that, OP. Open the instructions up, let's see
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>>562911281
not a puzzle ):
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>>562911346
I wasn't expecting that
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>>562909558
No.
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>>562911281
It's called "disappointment".
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>>562911504
No one does...
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>>562909820
>>562910993
You wizards! Hod did you knew it?
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>>562911281
it is shit.
you put the strip into the rubber shit and throw it.

usually into the trashcan
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>not getting pic related

hahahahahaHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT
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>>562911614
God fucking dammit, I should have saw it coming, GG OP.
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>>562911445
because of irresponsible parents who dont watch their children and they suffocate
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>>562911614
I knew exactly what to expect
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>>562911614
now put it in your ass with a timestamp.
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>>562911281
>>562911614
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>>562911504
Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition.
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>>562911614
Erwachsene Surprise.
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>>562911614
Let's test it out, put it in the butt.
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WHOA
ki*der eggs are a trrrrrrrist plot to kill americans
thread reported to FBI, NSA, CIA, DIA, DEA, NRO, OIA & NIC
enjoy gitmo you freedom hating asshole
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>>562911571
Yeah...
Well... I have another. Shall I open it?
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>>562911771

Kinder Surprise is more dangerous than firearms.

- Source : Average American Logic
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>>562912104
In pooper now
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>>562911614
Faaaaag
Captcha: queen ivedone
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>>562912104
Go for it
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>>562912104
Yesss
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>>562912104
Exacly how rich are you to have 2 SURPRISES AT TIME ?!
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>>562912104
DO IT FAGGOT!
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>>562912104
Yo, in all srs bizniss, what WAS that shit inside the first one?
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>>562912104
I like how nice words like "surprise" in german are "ÃœBERASCHUNG!" in german
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>>562912493
It was a dildo.
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Knock, knock!!!
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>>562912104
fucking illegal, mods pls delete this thread
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>>562912493
These are the instructions:
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>>562912681
Be nice, respectfull and pacient, please :)
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>>562912759
only illegal in the US of A dumb ass
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>>562912853

So it's kind of a flying nose with snort as wings ?
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>>562912853
Well, now that looks like a retarded toy, the dildo was better.
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>>562912926
>pacient
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>>562912853
A flying nose? Seriously?

Damn those things are shit now. Can't even stack the yellow shells anymore.
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>>562913030
The only country that matters. I bet you live in an asbestos deathtrap as well
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>>562912926
WHATS IT THE BOX!!!!!
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>>562913079
hes probably european, chill
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>>562913101
They're absoloute dogshit now, I remember back in the day when I'd be like, dad can you help me put this together and he'd be like, yeah sure then look at it for a few seconds before being like, you'er on your own nigger
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Any bets?
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>>562913334
dickbutt
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>>562913271
And the figurines were fucking hand painted back then. Getting a puzzle was devastating, because the other shit was just SO much better.

No it's just meh.

>>562913334
Something with stickers.
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>>562913334
It's a picture of a man sitting in a chair
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>>562913334
A fleshlight.
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>>562913334
but plug
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>>562913334
I bet 4 dollars on it being the exact same shit toy but with other colored wings.
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>>562913456
this one is got me
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>>562913456
Oddly specifiv.
>>562913510
But what?
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>>562911127
lol'd
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>>562913334
BUTT PLUG
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>>562913334
PUZZLE
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>>562913438
I got one a little while ago and it was a sully from monsters ink in two pieces, it even fit in the egg fully assembled
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Remember good ol days when a jigsaw puzzle was the shit to get
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>>562913334
What is this...?
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it'll be a fleshlight for the dildo
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>>562913030
4chan servers are hosted in the US therefore they must abide with US law.
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>>562913334
another egg
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>>562913676
Toy car get. Put on slope and ride it down butthole
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>>562913676
Is that fucking lego?
A lego buttplug
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>>562913676
A fucking car!
At least that's something.
Bet it won't roll for shit though.
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>>562913676
Holy shit I got that one before
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>>562913030
not illegal anymore.

tru fax
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Seems like a car chassis.
Shall I assemble it?
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>>562913905
Fuck yes! Go-kart!
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>>562913905
no
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>>562913868
pics or it didn't happen
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>>562914006
faggot
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Mmm..?
Not what I spected after the assembling
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>>562913905
>inb4 a wild dildo appears
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>>562914154
stick in pooper
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>>562914154
wew it's a spaceship
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>>562914154
Now eat that chokolate you dirty slut
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>>562914179
Too late
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>>562913456
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>>562914179
>>562914154
too late
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>>562914263
>fak
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>>562914154
how many dildo do you fucking own you fucking faggot
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>>562911771
because dildos??
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Please tell me theres another one
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>>562914154
fuck
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Only dildos in those fucking eggs... I have another, but I won't risk myself opening it
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I suppose you mean to tell us that you have yet another Kinder Egg?
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>>562911445
Its not illegal anymore
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inb4 3rd egg
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>>562914154
Sooo original
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>>562914154
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>>562912853
So this is the sort of shit German kids play with? And no one seen the third Reicht coming...
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>>562914472
do it you faggot
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>>562914545
>Reicht
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>>562914154
omg that would feel so nice up my ass
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>>562914472
Hurry up and do it op
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>>562914753
Not having the risk. Sorry.

I hope you enjoyed it as much as I

Now I'm thinking in playing with those dildos...
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>>562914917
post pics pussy
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>>562914917
You better give a show you faggot.
My dick is ready.
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>>562914917
First of all, tits of gtfo
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>>562914917

We need proof of that
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>>562914917

Stick it up your stretched asshole already, you gigantic faggot.
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>>562915058
>implying OP is not a faggot
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>>562915058
Do you even know where you are?
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>>562913207
>The only country that matters
I kek'd.
Such misguided arrogance it's almost cute. Almost. Yes naturally Amerifat is the only country in the world where asbestos was banned, of course. You must be genius.
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>>562914154
>>562911614
Well, now you have to stick both in your ass. Otherwise we all will know you are lying. Pics required of course.
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>>562915135
Not sure, 9gag?
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k
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Fuck, wait.

Be patient
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>>562914917
I enjoyed it too much op thank you for this based thread
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>>562910476
The nigger has laid an egg. BURN IT
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>>562911614
lol policemen

we have a fagget over here

tt: tu es motherfucker
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>>562915548
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>>562914545
ya ye know the second one reichte already
we didnt brauch another one
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I bet the next one will be a buttplug.
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>>562916194
I wish the same
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Bamp.
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