>>562789145
Birdshot, get a whole load of them scattered throughout your brain and you'll die

>>562789145
birdshot's for birds, doesn't that narrow your choices a little?

Slug, horizontal.
Bird, 45 degrees.

Goodnight /b/rother.

bird shot gonna leave you alive
>uncle failed an hero with birdshot

use slug

>>562789329
don't listen to this faggot

load up the slug and put it in your mouth then pop

1 Oz Slug will blow your head off.

Fuck off op and get it done already

Why the fuck would you even consider that?

>>562789145
This seems like more of a question for /k/

>>562789145
Can I have your computer when you're gone?

Wanna talk about it, OP? :(

if it's point blank it doesn't even matter

hell it wouldn't matter 20 feet away either

It is a 12 gauge. The pressure alone will make your head explode. Use bird shot also.

winchester superx are shit

>>562789145
Stream sauce?

>>562789145
Sir, please do not commit suicide.

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>>562789145
00 buck (or higher)
1 oz slug

either will work fine.

just dont use birdshot.

use pic related if you just want to lose your face.

Livestream?

>>562789145
implying any of those ammunition wouldnt kill you when shot in point blank range

stop trying to be an attention whore because everyone knows you wont kill yourself you faggot

>>562789956
STFU fag

>>562790043
AHAHAH

>>562790105
STFU asshat.

STREAM IT!

>shell with a slug in it

Jesus, I had no idea snails were even a thing. How do you even aim? It's like firing a tiny cannon.

>>562789145
It's the same thing anon.


At contact-distance both are coming out of the barrel one solid mass of metal.

>>562789145
Just fucking take 100 sleeping pills and make sure you are found within hours and preferably on a toilet. Do you know how anoying it is to clean that shit up?

Also, go for the magnum shells for full effect.

>>562790043
Pretty much this. The slug'll do it just fine.


>>562789714
Those threads get deleted or saged to shit real quick. Trust me, we get fuck tons of them.

FFS OP, suicide is not an option

>>562790291
Hey, he has to keep people in business. Some people get paid a few grand to clean that shit up. ;)

>>562790345
You have to have the right receiver.

>>562790291
>OD on Benadryll
>One last Fap
>Why is the ceiling melting?!

You dumb nigger, birdshot pellets don't have the weight to penetrate things reliably, if you have a slug, use it. So fucking stupid, it's amazing you don't die just from not knowing how to breathe.

>>562790410
Not with that negative attitude it's not.

>>562790208
took it too far, sir

>>562790565
You have no clue what your talking about.

>>562789145
If you absolutely MUST pussy out like a little bitch, then go buckshot, under the chin, angled back a little, pointing directly into your brain. If you go straight up, you will just blow your face off and be in horrible agony. If you DON'T want to be a little bitch, then load the birdshot, take a good long hike in the woods to clear your head, and shoot a few birds and squirrels to let off some steam.

Take some mushrooms and reconsider this. But I'd go with slug

Dont fucking do it bro. .you have a Lotta stuff to do. .don't be stupid we care bout you

>>562790410
suicide is an option, look at robin williams. he found a way out. now he's even more famous

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>>562789145
Don't be dumb. Shoot your temple. no matter what you use it will kill you nicely

http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/GetHelp/LifelineChat.aspx

buckshot or slug. With birdshot you might just end up a vegetable.
aim for the back of your head, not the front when putting the barrel in your mouth.

good luck I'll see you on the other side

>>562790449
OP didnt say what kind of shotgun he had but if it can shoot slugs then i would assume it could handle mags as well. Most newermodels can.

>>562789145
if you really were desperate you wouldn't ask this shit.
so this means that you don't really want to kill yourself, you're just depressed.
there is alot to live for, but i keep saying that to all the peeps on here that want to commit suicide.
but if you really want to do it, go with the slug.

>>562790638
>owns many firearms and makes own loads

Birdshot will probably work, but not guaranteed, why the fuck not use a slug if you have one, you dumb fuck.

>>562789145
if you shoot yourself point blank with a shotgun, it really does not matter what kind of ammo you use. Some of the lightest would easily kill you. I think you're underestimating the power of a shotgun, just putting it in your mouth will remove any chance that you live.

OP post after pix for proof

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>>562790043
>>562790203
>>562790392

OP call 18002738255 immediatly

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>>562790063
This.

>>562790848
>doesn't understand that a 2 3/4" chamber isn't going to work right with a 3" magnum load, no matter how new the gun is.

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>>562789748
get the fuck outta here

>>562790585
kek.

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>>562789145

A gun isn't a good way to kill yourself, there's a good chance you can fuck it up and end up a retard or a dude without a face.

You're be better off buying some opium, heroin or morphine and ODing. No pain, no panic, you just pass out and don't wake up and as an added bonus probably won't be interpreted as a suicide and if you have life insurance they'll have to pay.

PS: birdshot sure as fuck isn't the way to go. It will probably blow both your eyes out and half your face off; but most of it won't get through the skull.

PPS: Don't kill yourself drama queen. Suicide is for pussies.

livestream

>>562791218
Fuck you you POS, disgusting, "human" filth, bastard

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>>562790736
you are not wrong

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>>562790848
no. You have to see what receiver it is. Most take 2 3/4 and 3. Not the 3 1/2.

But I guess he only needs one shot, so the feed issue is not an issue, he could just load it through the ejection bay.

>>562791082
Totally didn't mention the joke in the original post. Enjoy the autism anon.

>>562791197
I said we do not know what kind of gun OP has and most newer shotguns can recieve mag rounds.

Reading comprehension 101.

>>562789145
buckshot sucks dicks OP, slugs are the only way to go unless you're shooting to barely wound a small animal, buckshot even sucks for deer hunting

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OP look, if you are contemplating suicide then call the suicide preventation hotline.

>>562789145
You fuckin reddit piece of shit. Bird shot, turkey shot, buck shot, slug. Make a mess with turkey:>.

>>562791003
Not really true, people lose chunks of their brains and still live.
If it were me, I'd wanna make damn sure I don't wake up all frankenstein'd in some hospital, unable to move for 30 more years...
Based on common sense alone, I'd aim for the centre of my brain regardless of angle.

>>562791435
I'd say a suicide bag is an easier option. Just get some helium or nitrous, a bag and zipcord. Those two gasses will take away the sensation of suffocation, and you will die painlessly.

>>562791616
I am just going to take a guess and say you've never touched a firearm in your life.

go wrong strong anon

>>562791757
this

>>562789145
I bought a .357 magnum ruger andI I have one bullet sitting on my dresser that I'm going to use to kill myself, I look at it every morning when I wake up, I pick it up, look at it, polish it to make it shiney and sometimes I talk to it. sometimes put it in the chamber and put the barrel to my head just to see what it feels like. When I'm feeling extra depressed I cock the hammer back and see how much pressure I can put on the trigger without it going off and a voice in my head keeps saying just do it you fucking coward, I cry a little bit and I put my bullet back on the dresser and say not today little fella, we're gonna try again tomorrow

>>562791757
>preventation

maybe you should fucking kill yourself

>>562791757
But he clearly doesn't want to not want to kill himself.

>>562791904
I addressed this. You need to aim at the part of the brain connected to the spinal cord. This controls breathing. You damage this, you die instantly.
>>562791082

>>562791003
There are shotgun survivors. Its very unlikely (if i remember right, about 1%) but possible to survive a direct hit to the head. Although you probably will end up in hospital bed for the rest of your miserable life.

>>562791757
piss off

>>562791082
>implying you wouldn't enter uncompensated shock in seconds from a massive hole in your head

>>562792039
lel. This.

>>562792104
And if you miss that small, specific part which is roughly the hardest part of your body to ever see..?

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>>562792035
I got caught shoplifting when I was 17. I had an illegal firearm, and ended up going to jail. I was a young skinny white boy, and well yeah. I was raped multiple times. That was the gayest experience I would ever have, but then I read your post.

http://suicideprevention.ca/preventing/

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slug

>mfw .729 caliber

http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

>>562791969
I knew you would reply with something like that.
I simply suggested he may use a mag shell if his gun could use them. We dont know if his will be able to use them. It may or may not. Take it as you will.

Now, go rub some oil on your barrel.

Since you are about to die why not go all out before you an hero? Go up to your boss punch him straight in the face and call him an asshole, hit on that cute chick that you never have the courage to talk to, tell people you don't like to go fuck themselves. After all take a bunch of acid and dxm have a mini rave at your place and shoot yourself as you look at the sunrise.

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>>562789145
yo OP, another idea. Take a shitload of something that will increase your blood pressure, take your 00 buckshot and shoot yourself in your heart. I'd imagine that would be fairly certain. if you hit your heart you're dead either way.

added bonus, you can always OD before you blast yourself too, just for reassurance that you will definately die.

>>562791082
>>562790043
>>562792280
>>562792242

he should just shot the slug in his heart

For christ sakes.
If you post you're going to off yourself in /b/, you better come with some fucking links to the stream.
If you're doing it for the lulz, or the b8, get the fuck out. I'm sick of this shit.

>>562793041
What?

Guns are for the young and insecure. Grow some balls boy!

>>562793041
Not very bright are you?

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Don't be a fool OP

>>562789145
let's look at it this way, cops and the military don't use birdshot to kill people. they use slugs or buckshot.. so you tell me what you should use
are you really this fucking stupid OP?

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>>562792773

Fuck you faggot.

> One less waste of oxygen is a GOOD thing.

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>>562792280
Its the cerebellum.
Pretty big target. Besides I'm sure you've seen the guys with the missing faces. Another reason to fire in the back of the skull.

>>562789145
the heavier the better
take the 1 Ounce Slug
to your forehead

personel i would shoot in my heart
not my head

>>562792804
or he could just use a 2 3/4 or 3 that works in anything.

>>562793041
That wouldn't be very pleasant.

>>562793326
Because you are such a shining example of mankind.

With a 12 gauge, it wouldn't matter if the shells were blanks. With the barrel pressed directly under the chin, against your eye or against your temple, you would die from the incredible pressure coming out of the barrel.

My point is: it doesn't matter what you use. A slug is going to blow your head off, buckshot is going to do the same and liquify your brain. The type of shot doesn't matter, just the placement of it. Extra points if you saw the barrels off a double-barreled, but only if you're using shot. If you settle on the slugs, don't bother with a sawn-off. You want the added muzzle velocity that the barrels will offer (though again, with a 12 gauge point blank against your head, muzzle velocity is a null factor. You will kill yourself will a short barrel or long one). Plus, with a double barrel, you can fire both barrels and double the spray

>>562793323
no, actually use the birdshot so you end up in a news bit with headlines "failed suicide" so that people like me can laugh out asses off

>>562789145
Suicide is a permanent solution, are you sure you've experienced all you can in your life and lived life to its fullest? I mean maybe you could find friends or family to talk to before you commit to something so permanent?

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>>562793137
>implying you would survive without a heart

>>562793041
If he really wants to kill himself, this would work beautifully. Literally instant cardiac arrest, due to no more cardiac. With that much bleeding, you wouldn't have that much time to feel pain, either. 30-45 seconds *max*.

Shock is a bitch.

I watched a some documentary on snipers on the history channel and the sniper said that the best place to aim for that is the most effective kill zone is the area between the nose and upper lip, it's an instant kill

>>562793456
He could do that. He was asking which shot would be more effective so I suggested magnums as well. We can go back and forth on this topic but I would rather not.

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>>562793357
Sorry, I screwed up. You need to hit the medulla oblongata. Still just aim for the base of the skull on the spinal cord with anytype of gun and it should kill you instantly. Even a 22 would do the job.

If you're completely sure that you've lived life to its fullest, then an hero.

Otherwise, that is a huge loss to your friends, your family and yourself.

Just consider.

>>562793219
I agree with this,
I knew someone that shot themselves from under their chin and survived, it pretty much destroyed their face though

>>562791218
Shut up, nerd.

>>562793757
No one has ever lived to regret suicide. Fuck off with your uninformed bullshit

>>562793941
http://www.bestgore.com/suicide/woman-commit-suicide-shot-heart-four-times/

still wouldnt recommend. The agony

i've killed myself that way, lost my body but my soul was stuck in that place for centuries, shit was boring, It's not a solution, just more endless pain. Belive it or not, dont care, the afterlife sucks

>>562793984
Yes I can see the argument about the ammunition to place in a non-existent shotgun for someone that is not going to commit suicide is sort of pointless.

>>562789591
this guy has it.

OP you stupid faggot...you claim to have a shotgun and ammo, but you don't know wht the ammo will do to a target? (your head).
You are either a fucking liar, and you don't have the gun and ammo, and this thread is dildos; or
You do have the gun and ammo and have never shot it at anything in which case you are fucking toy and show us you bitch tits with timestamp or gtfo.

faggot.

>>562791968
You could just put an air tight plastic bag over your head that you've inflated, pull it over your head and tie it around your neck so no air gets in. You breathe listening to a song of your choice until you pass out and never wake up again.

>>562790043
I mean, this guy is basically showing you how to blow your face off and survive. I mean if you're into having your eyes dangle out and probably have no jaw anymore but get rushed to the hospital and never be able to see, smell or taste again then fuck it OP good going listening to these retards.

Anyway suicide is selfish to people that love you and if you're trying to punish people that care about you, you're going about it the wrong way

Fucking make something of yourself and love yourself and go to school and be something you want to be and do good for the world and if people don't always say thank you or don't seem appreciative then fuck 'em at least you will know you did something good
>>562789145 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

douse yourself in petrol and light yourself on fire while running through colombine high school.

>>562794405
Oxygen hunger would change your mind real quick.

>hurr durr you shouldn't be able to decide about your death

fucking faggots

>>562793981
Blows the brain stem out the back of the neck

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>>562794491
This is the result of a shot gun under the chin

>>562794729
Someone should choke that bitch. I have no idea how people can be so ignorant lol.
I mean literally choke him. He might elarn something.

>>562789145
You could construct an interesting rig which mounts the shotgun. Then have a trigger which you can pull easily. Then place your head in the desired place (Probably directly pointing at your temple or something).
>Make sure that someone is walking on the room when you do it.
>Mentally fucking up a persons life is the best gift you could ever give.
>Chunks of love

>>562794729
Yes, but it wouldn't be insufferable, no more than passing out from standing up too fast.

>>562789145

double ought ought to do the trick.

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>>562794913
They went to great lengths to restore his face.

>>562794251
when you misshit your brain and you don't die
maybe you can't control your body anymore
and live goes on for you as an retard.

>>562794889
More like blows your front teeth out and deflects the bullet. Want to get the brain stem, then aim at the back of the skull. A little awkward for a suicide with shaking hands, but hey that's the breaks.

>>562795113
Haha. Try it. Instincts will take over and you will be shredding that bag to breathe.

>>562789145
Why would anyone even consider using birdshots to kill themselves... your not a fucking bird...

>>562794405
with helium or nitrous, those kind of gasses are similar to oxygen in a way that you can inhale it and you wouldn't think you're suffocating. but since its being used in a lethal way. no air will get in, and basically the same thing will happen. You'll never wake up.

>>562795353
It's no different than trying to drown oneself.
It simply isn't practical.

>>562795353
What? No. It's literally no different from hyperventilating, and I've done that and passed out no problem. The effects on the mind would be no different from replacing the oxygen with some other gas. You think it would feel like drowning? As long as your lungs can inhale and exhale a gas, there's no sensation of panic or suffocation. This should be painfully obvious to you. It's no different from sitting in your car in a garage until you die either.

>>562792104
>This controls breathing. You damage this, you die instantly.

You can't breath then you die in 2 minutes or so ...

>>562789145
You can inject insulin in yourself and die.. why would you want to create a mess for your loved ones?

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>>562795196
you literally can't miss aiming a 12ga shotgun loaded with a slug to your head. It will blow your head off regardless the angle

>>562795552
Nitrous is fucking amazing.

It's like getting drunk as fuck in seconds, but as soon as you stop you are completely back to normal... why is this shit not legal.

>>562795552
It works fine with Nitrogen and other inert gases.
Although it's a real pussy way to go. You'll not feel anything.

WHY HAS OP NOT POPPED ALL THAT BUBBLE WRAP? POP THAT SHIT AND POST RESULTS, FAGGOT!

>>562795749
It knocks you out.
My psychology teacher broke the bone at the base of her school when she was a kid. She passed out and threw up at the same time.

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>>562790585
Glorious.

>>562795840
i seen some pics where a shotgun didn't work
and only blast a part away and the guy survived.
maybe birdshot ;)

>>562795618
Hyperventilating = more oxygen than normal

Literally the exact opposite of what you're suggesting.

Your brain isn't pissed your lungs aren't moving. It's pissed cause there isn't any oxygen, and extra pissed there would be so much co2.

>>562789145
OP let me ask you this
Death by a thousand cuts or by the sword
That's the difference between buckshot versus slug
Besides you're not even doing it right
Old CIA tactic for avoiding capture
>place 9mm hollow point in ear
>usually cuffed, they use them to strike the primer
>in absence use a hammer instead

One in the heart two in the throat and one to the temple
Dose up on painkillers and hope shock will give you a little command over your body for the night night shot

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>>562795576
Yes, it is. The panic comes from the lungs' inability to move, which is why you feel better even when exhaling under water. It would be much harder to succeed than if you used helium or nitrous because of the presence of carbon dioxide, but it's definitely doable, and if you can't endure the slow transition into unconsciousness (which is pretty uncomfortable, as you know if you've ever passed out), you can just hyperventilate in the bag when you're about to abort. You hyperventilate and pass out. Most likely there isn't enough oxygen to wake you up.

>>562789523
This
You'll die from all though

>>562796007
>"broke the bone at the base of her school"

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FOOLS!
If you're not MASTER SPARKing with the power of love, you're doing it wrong.

ITT: faggots who play too much COD and don't know ballistic physics for shit. Do you know what it does to human flesh? It's not a laser beam that cuts a clean slice. As long as the barrel is pointed towards your brain, you're done.

>use slugs btw

>>562796312
In a panic state you can't choose how to act. You simply act.
In general that means you tear the bag of (or try to get above water).

>>562791082
it's the joke fucktard

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>>562796312
dude nitrous is fucking nice. I look forward to any major dental work I have to do in the future.

MFW the dentist asks if I am ok after I space out

'I am high as a mother fucker'

ok good

rips teeth from skull.

pleasant experience overall.

I like it beause if it gets to be too much, you just breath through your mouth and you come back in seconds, and if you take one good nasal hit you are in lala land just as fast.

>>562796295
I feel the need to mention to only go with this method if you live by yourself and arent expecting anyone to show up anytime soon

>>562789145
Slug- more penetration.
Also, like an ounce of lead in each barrel will go through your head. check angle with mirror.

I once saw a guy who put a round right through his skull. 9mm. Just hit the optic nerve and blinded himself. He was a total douche. So... Shotgun, and check angle, douchebag!

>>562796841
No, like I've said numerous times, the panic comes from the lungs' inability to move. Go ahead, get a plastic bag, put it around your nose and mouth and breathe until you pass out. It's easy. The bag will be removed once you pass out, no worries. Done it several times. If I wasn't holding it with my hand, but tied it over my head, I would be dead.

>>562796312
>>562797097
I'm not debating whether depriving yourself of oxygen would kill you. It will. I'm saying you won't be able to do it, unless you make it impossible to rectify.

Obviously you're not going to believe me, so just try it. Take a plastic bag, and try to breathe into it until you pass out.

sauce: EMT training, and trying to do what we are talking about.

>>562796841
this.

>>562796930
Never tried, but would if I could. Not worth looking for expensive canisters and stuff in stores. Norway, hard to find.

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>>562797259
Jesus, you didn't even read the post. See >>562797097
and read this line:
>Go ahead, get a plastic bag, put it around your nose and mouth and breathe until you pass out. It's easy. The bag will be removed once you pass out, no worries. Done it several times.

Your entire post is invalid, because I've already done it, and it's not hard. YOU try it.

>>562789646
like OMFG somebody doesnt like life?!?!?!!?!

>>562797481
Nah, 4chanx hadn't updated. Both our posts showed up when it did.

>>562790585
THIS is why I love /b/

>>562797097
>panic comes from the lungs' inability to move
That's nonsense. It's simply bullshit.
Even my crude medical knowledge gives me 100% certainty:
your breathing reflex is caused by excess CO2.
Your whole urge (and accompanying panic) to breath stems from CO2 in your blood.

>>562797636
Then how the fuck did you quote it?

>>562797009
Did he put it in his mouth or at the temple?

Op supposedly you use 00 buckshot or slugs not birdshot. And don't put it under your chin.

/b/ if I'm able to get a gun it will probably be a pistol so should I use hollowpoints or FMJ for an hero?

>>562789145
Medic here.

Birdshot point blank to head is not survivable, 1 ounce slug has a small chance of survival.

>>562797723
You could have a constant oxygen flow in your lungs (let's say all CO2 in your lungs was steadily being converted to oxygen by magic), and if you held your breath, you would still panic after it had stayed stationary for long enough. If it gets to move freely, the panic is removed. If you had a bag of CO2 ready and exhaled into it when you can't hold your breath anymore, then started breathing normally, you wouldn't panic.

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>>562792446
kek

Go shoot some niggers

>>562797920
If applied point blank to the brain case it shouldn't matter, though?
Even a blank cartridge would be, like, 90% fatal there.

>>562789145
Why do people who want to an hero don't do something cool like take an evil doer out of the equation too?

>>562789145
ask cobain

>>562798253
Because they're stupid.

>>562798020
Also, here's a Yahoo Answers testimony.

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110508211853AAAabEe

>>562789145
1 ounce slug

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Man, you guys suck. Didn't your mother teach you love conquers all with a deadly laser?

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>>562796816
I've never shot a person, but I have shot a lot of other shit. I've probably ran 750 or so rounds through my shotgun.

TBH if I was going to do it I would lay in the bathtub and lay under the showerhead. I'd make a noose, and make it just tight enough so I could lean up without choking.

I'd put one of my cast iron pans on my head, and shot like pic related.

that way when I shot I will drop and if for some reason the load fails to kill me I will asphyxiate.

plus I am in the shower, so it is easier cleanup for the poor fuck that has to do it.

see pink line

>>562790585
/b/eautiful

>>562798020
Then how do some people hold their breath for so long?
They learn to control the urge form CO2 as well as use less oxygen (and consequently produce less CO2).
They don't really fight some random panic from 'not breathing'.
That's purely psychological.

>>562797307
I mean.. I would never do it illicitly, but was awesome.

>>562798529
Are you even 12?

>>562797731
hollow

Surly, if you shoot yourself in the brain, in your house, you don't stand a chance of survival anyway?

Wouldn't it hit your brain, you black out instantly and no one would get to you to save you before it was WAY to late?

>>562798607
Wonder why you even bother with all that crap, long drop hanging is the way to go. No mess, no survival, and instant death from having a broken neck and the pressure surge in the jugulars.

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>>562797728
Wtf. Hmm. Idk. Anyway, I have tried it (before becoming an EMT). Your respiratory rate speeds up because your brain is trying hard to raise the oxygen content/lower the co2 content in your blood. Being able to move your lungs might placate your a second or two, but in the long run it's the oxygen hunger/co2 response that gets you.

In response to the yahoo answers, "After a bit though, breathing was so hard and I was using the muscles in my chest to breathe. I remember opening the tapes and then I passed out." Aka, he freaked and was trying to get it off.

>>562798983
Thanks anon

>>562789748
we are talking about it num nuts, slug or birdshot. now get your head out of your ass it's not a hot. i say slug.

>>562789145
how are you planning to pull the trigger if the barrel is aimed at your head? your toes?

>>562794026
you fucking wannabe medfags

you want to die?

put the slug through your brain from pretty much anywhere, youll hit something important enough to die just about instantly

it doesnt matter which direction you shoot it in, just put a giant fucking hole in your brain and you will die unless youre already in a trauma hospital

yes the cerebellum has important functions, but so does everything else. its your fucking brain, you think theres whole sections with non-essential functions and all the important stuff was stuffed into a little compartment?

>>562799326
Hat* sorry

>>562795618

Note here, how you go on at length with your opinion, which is based on absolutely no accurate information whatsoever, and then reconsider putting in your two cents the next time you feel the urge.

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>>562789145
>mfw slug and done

>>562799119
I think hanging or drowning is what I would do given the choice. Finding a good bridge and making a proper noose is exactly what I would do. I am very pro gun, so I don't want to do anything that sheds a negative light on firearms even if it would be more convenient.

>>562796236
>It's pissed cause there isn't any oxygen, and extra pissed there would be so much co2.

Actually it's just the CO2, You wouldn't even notice the lack of oxygen.

>>562789145
Take a bus. Choo mental healthcare isn't covered by Obamacare it seems choo

>>562798673
What they practice isn't solely using as little CO2 as possible, it's overcoming the urge caused by not moving your lungs.

>>562798927
I'm sorry I bested you. I've done this specifically for the purpose of finding out if it was possible. It worked with no problem, and it worked for the idiot on Yahoo Answers.
>he lied it was yahoo answers it isnt credible

Try it. I mean it, try it and just realize that you're simply wrong.

>>562799176
Because he didn't want to fucking die. LIKE I SAID (many, many times): When I did this, I simply held the bag over my nose and mouth until I passed out, and I never panicked or freaked out. The last thing I remember is my vision fading. I came to few seconds later and the bag was dropped. Now, replacing my hand with duct tape would have killed me.

>>562793326

Holy shit if you care about oxygen just plant a fucking tree and stop buying tropical wood you stupid faggot

Slug up nostril. Make sure to leave a mess.

>>562799731
>implying guns are positive
>muh sides

>>562799396
it's not a 4 foot punt gun you dumb nigger.

a regular 870/500 with a 18-20 inch barrel is easily reached.

even if you have a big ol 30+ you just use your big toe.

>>562799545
My accurate information is first hand experience. I don't know why you keep ignoring this. I have even suggested numerous times that you prove this to yourself simply by doing it. Just do it, go find a plastic bag and hold it tightly over your nose and mouth until you pass out. It's not hard at all. Maybe a little uncomfortable, but not hard at all. If you want to keep saying I'm wrong, you at least have to attempt it yourself.

>>562800053
politics aside.

You can understand my point.

>>562791218
yeah that doesn't work irl
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/jan/21/man-survives-shooting-nail-brain

>>562798607
>casual suicide.
>UNSELFISH SUICIDE
>muh sides

>>562799924
Whatever man, I don't feel like arguing a moot point.

use bird shot, I want you to fuck up your suicide so you become a vegetable. im sure you'll enjoy the feeding tube being lodged down your throat you massive faggot. after years of being force fed nutrients you'll become sick and throw it up but the vomit will be trapped in the tube causing you to suffocate and die. i hope this happens to you.

>>562800138
only shotty i ever used was a double barreled 12 bore and i wouldnt be able to reach the trigger also how do you know the size of ops gun?

>>562789145
00 buck or a well aimed slug. Birdshot will just give you a nasty headache. try to disrupt as much gray matter above the brain stem as possible.

>>562800170

Incorrect, and apparently, you are not only ignorant about the basic facts of biology, you are also stupid and arrogant as well.

It's an unattractive combination.

>>562799834

Most people describe their condition after strenuous activity as being "out of breath" but a more accurate description would be "full of carbon dioxide".

>>562800407
of cours!! obvious trolls are always obvious ;D

>>562800617
Ok.
Try it one day.

The life is like RPG, Adventure. OP faggot is ragequitter lel

I like the cruelsome world, it makes me feel manly.

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>>562795143
Made me chuckle

>>562798242
There have been several documented cases of self-inflicted gunshots to the head being non-fatal.

In one case, it cured the guy's depression. He couldn't remember shooting himself. His wife came down and found him making breakfast with a headwound.

>>562800925
>completely ignored everything in order to "win"
Sorry, you are objectively wrong. This was incredible easy, even for me. I'll go get a plastic bag right now and reproduce the feat.

>>562800170
>I don't know why you keep ignoring this.

Also you apparently can't tell people apart.

>>562801187
>even for me
Meant to say "at least for me".

>>562801239
You was plural.

>>562801148
were they with 12 guage shotguns?

>>562801187
>I'll go get a plastic bag right now and reproduce the feat.

Please don't. You can not afford to lose any more brain cells.

As someone who's wife is a nurse and dealt with people with self inflicted gunshot wounds...

> Dont do it. you'd be amazed how many people survive getting shot, even right in the head.. There are many more full proof ways that wont leave you unable to finish the job as you'll be stuck strapped into a hospital bed without a face.

>>562799934
Good fucking post.

>>562789145
slug more slug

>>562801187
>>562801412
>easy, even for me

chuckled.

>>562801520
It takes minutes to lose brain cells. You come to in seconds once you get some oxygen.

You're the stupid one, refusing to admit: "I was wrong", even convincing yourself that you're right. What would impress me would be if you were willing to admit that you're wrong, get a plastic bag and try it yourself. You don't even need to go all the way, just almost.

>>562801850
I chuckled too

I'm out, you guys. You have the perfect opportunity to take your theory to the test. Simply get a plastic bag and inhale, exhale until you pass out. If you're worried about losing brain cells, google how long your brain has to be deprived of oxygen before neurosis kicks in.

Once you've tested your theory your posts will have credibility. Until then, I have first hand experience and I know the result of my experiment.

>>562801943

The fact that you are able to make yourself lose consciousness so easily makes me think that you have the unfair advantage of having a tiny, easily snuffed out consciousness.

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y'all realize op hasn't wrote one post in his own thread yet, he's probably already kill