>>562602515

Put a paper with a drawing of dickbutt between her tits.

Leave her alone and go make a difference in Ferguson, MO.

pull down shirt`

>>562602751
this

>>562602751
that

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>>562602751
Tried this and she moved. Maybe she isn't as passed out as I thought.

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>>562603627

When she wakes up and takes the paper out she'll be like wtf.

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bump

Collect some of her saliva in a glass vial to use later

>>562604010

She knows you're photographing her. She's acting sexxxy for you. Shag her, faggot.

Take off all of her clothes

place her infront of the door

order pizza

when he comes tell him its open and to come in

sit and wait with a camera to see his reaction seeing a naked fat chick on the floor in front of him

while he is shocked, deck him and push him down , take the pizza , lock the door

>>562602515
Get those tits out. Show us her tits.

Take a close up picture of the soles of her shoes

stimulate her nipples until her vagina an heros

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>>562602515
tea bag

>>562602751
Yes.

unbutton that shit OP

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She has a bag of shit with her, looks like newly bought stuff, will I get caught if I pinch some of her shit?

>>562605206
of course the fatty has chinese take out

>>562605206
No. What's there?

fuck that shit, we want tits

>>562605206
>Primark

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do you have a bottle of water?
spill in her back (to weet her anus) she will wake up confused!
>A guy did it in my old school... i still laugh!

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A part from the Chinese, she doesn't really have anything interesting. She does have this on her phone though.

>>562605206
Mess with the food

wake her up and finger her.

>>562602515
post a timestamp before you do anything

>>562602515

fuck her right in the lower pussy

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>>562602515
shoe on head

>>562606002
Good point. With her in the shot.
>Involve her newly bought clothes

>>562605915
take her home and fuck her op

>>562605915
wtf thats not even erotic, thats just gross. Spit in her food or dump it on her


gently

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>>562606134
THISSS

Fuck her right in the pussy!!

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She keeps moving around, I don't think she's properly asleep.

>>562606249
this. gently put bits of food on her and down her cleavage, make her smell more like food than she usually does

>>562605840
What is this supposed to be?

>>562606537
she looks drunk as fuck

>>562605840
How about just leave an open bottle of water on her lap and wait for her to move again.
Film results.

>>562606537
Put dick in her hand
await reaction
?????
Cum

>>562606537
SEXUAL HARASSMENT TIME.JPG

>>562606537
Did she get fatter?
Her legs look thicker

>>562606719
this

hand or finger on boob.

>>562606537
Walk up to her and stick ur cock in her face. You may be surprised what happened.

>>562606591
KJU Gas Chambers

>>562602515
pass out a fat shit on it

>>562606864
if she's drunk as fuck she will wonder why she left a bottle of water on her in the first place.

Just pretend to be asleep when you're filming.

>>562606719
yeahhh

>>562606732
THIS DO THIS OP

>>562606537
punch her in the gut to find out

>>562602515
Liverpool fag? Op

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get a whiff of her muff and tell us what it smells like

>>562607242
I like this.

>>562607274
that's obviously in germany right after gamescom

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>>562607171
Thanks for the pasta sir.

>>562607360
probably sweat and mac n cheese

>>562607171
How the hell is a potential CP thread?!

Yeah. I took the bait.

>>562607446
oh an I forgot he took the pictures almost 5 hours ago, he's a faggot .. who would've thought he's OP

>>562602515
OP, leave an open bottle of something on her lap and wait for her to move again
post results.

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>>562607171
now do it with desu!

>>562606537
Just go fart next to her and when she wakes up from the smell make a disgusted face to her.

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>>562607242
She felt it and fell off the fucking seats.

>>562607869
yell, go home, you are drunk

>>562607869
OP I get the feeling she knows your taking pictures of her also she might want your dick just make a move jesus

>>562607869
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>562602515
make sure she gets home safe

>>562606537
wake her up and ask her if you can have a soda

>>562607869
you didn't punch her

>>562607869
well never forget op
soon to be overrolled by his mother

Pissed pudgy scouse bird lol

>>562607869
ask her if she wants a foot massage

She's breezin' for a squeezin'.

>>562602515

The answer is obvious. Shit in her hand.

>>562608376
Lol

Ask her if she wants to join Anonymous

>>562607869
On her knees. You can not ask for a better invitation.

cum on her

She think I'm cute apparently. What should I say or asked her?

>>562607446
Ohh ofc

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>>562608690

PublicCum.gif

>>562608849
Marry her

>>562608849
if you can fuck her.
even bad sex is better than none

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>>562608796
I asked her if she could be like a cute doggy, I'm trying to butter her up for you guys.

>>562608849
ask to touch her ass

>>562609101
Ask her if she thinks your dick is cute

captcha: 420

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>>562609101
what?

>>562609101
Forget us, ask her if she fancies heading back t yours.

>>562609101
Just ask her to flash her tits.

OP where are you?
General location if you wish.

>>562609101
Ride her.

>>562609101
Damn stop wanking off when you take your pics

>>562609101
Shoe on head. That will serve as a timestamp,

take her home with you and show us that ass

>>562609101

OP is a pretty cool guy.

Ask her on a date.

>>562609101
from the looks of her, she doesnt need anymore "buttering up" than she's already done

What else guys?

Try to fuck her?

>>562609357
It's liverpool

>>562609496
tell her to sit on your lap mayne

>>562609496
get a timestamp faggot

of her tits

>>562609637
This

>>562609101
Tell her, that she should know that she has gorgeous eye's, and a cute smile.

ASK IF SHE LIKE NARUTO!

>>562602515
>implying she isn't taking pics of herself/is in on it.
You faggots>>562602515
>>562602515
is is going nowhere.

Spit in her face

She wants you to fuck her OP or show her your dick because I bet she wants to suck it or play with it.

Definitely merseyrail
So Liverpool uk

Sure looks like it anyway

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>>562609504
She seems up for it. Also she went to get in her phone, noticed the phone wasn't in there and she said "Oh, I must have left my phone at home" how more dumb/drunk can this girl get.

>>562609806
Damn you're one smart kid

I bet you got a lot of those shitty paper reward in school

>>562610126
get feet pics op

>>562610032
Roger.

>>562610126
ask her " want sum fuk?"

>>562610126

GIVE HER THE WORLD'S BIGGEST WEDGIE!!!!

>>562610126
slap that ass

>>562610126
If this is real. We need a time stamp or have her make 2 thumbs up. It's simple. Do this to prove this is really happening.

>>562610126
Ask if shes ever been fucked looking into a security camera, then when she says no, ask her why not now

>>562610126
jesus christ this girl. take her home, fuck her, ptake pics and upload to 4chan

feet pix

>>562602515
marry her

>>562610126
Cmon, we might get OP a girl here. A kinda fat dopey as shit girl, but a girl none the less. She if she's up to sit on your lap or something, might be able to get cleavage pics, maybe more if ya don't fuck up.

>>562610126
So some random girl you just met is up for sex I bet if you took your dick out she'd suck it or play with it.

>>562610126
spit on her head

>>562610126
You can at least get your dick sucked out of this, don't worry, no one will know, ...except us.

>>562610475
Rolling for wedgie

>>562610126
ask for some of the chinese

>>562610126
get face to face and whisper "I'm batman"

>>562610885
Rolland

>>562610828
op, do this

cum in her clevage

>>562610126
You know what you must do, OP..

Cut a hole inher shirt so the fat bitch has to walk around with her rolls hanging out...then snip her ankle tendons. That shits funny when they try to walk.

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Here's a selfie from her phone, I was ask her to show me some pussy.

>>562602515
You are all retarded this is obviously ops wife/gf
and she knows what's going on

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Fart on her boobs.

>>562609101
Ask her how she feels about harpoons and the harm they have done to her species.

>>562611242
Probably, but it's amusing. Sometimes trolls are funny.

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Is this good enough?

definitely watching this thread

>>562611167
Jesus. Pre Chinese food im guessing

>>562611242
I was thinking the same thing about 10 min ago. So if this person does know her, getting her naked should be even easier.

>>562611473
Wtf is wrong wither her face

>>562611167
Shit OP, figure out a way to get the bitch on your dick. She doesnt look all that in the pics from now but apparently she cleans up pretty damn good.

>>562611473
ask her to take some part of clothes off

>>562602515
Are you on merseyrail?

>>562611473
get feets

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>>562611473
*unzips pants* now we're getting somewhere but it's just a start see if we can get panties or have her suck your dick something hot.

>>562611167
Op is confirmed to be shill

>>562611473
No, do something involving shoes.

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>>562611473
Ask for tits.

>>562611650
British

>>562611473
no, we want tittys, or at least i do.

>>562611473
Nope, not good enough at all.

>>562611473
nope

grow some balls and fuck it

Ask her if you can finger her ass.

>>562611473
Make her suck your dick already.

>>562611738
This. Same ID but posts pic from her phone? Bs. I'm outa here.

>>562611473
TAKE HER HOME AND RECORD THE SEX, DO IT FOR /b/ MAN.

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>>562611473

This shit is fake you guys, they know each other and are fucking with you newfags.

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>>562611473
who is this?

creampie the bitch and take a photo, or penetration pic. still don't believe OP though

Need a general location OP.

My guess is anywhere between Edinburgh and Essex. I need to know

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>>562611473
OP confirmed faggot

>>562612131
That would be a nun.

>>562612131
It's a poster, dumbshit.

>>562612131
She's on a poster, I think this is a train from my local area.

>>562612131
That's an ad, you faggot

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>>562612131
That's a face from a poster on the train.
Also here's another one of her mobile selfies.

>>562612131
>>562612284
obvioussly poster on the wall

Ask for feet

>>562611473

I like what I see.

>>562612284

Haha, OP, were you in Hawkwind?

>>562611473

Come on OP, we believe in you, you can fuck this, provide us with the entertainment!

>>562612131
>>562612284
Great minds think alike.

>>562612386
She's vile

>>562612284
Pretty sure that's some stupif ass poster, faggot.

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>>562611473
where did ya get those peepers

>>562612386
I'm out.

>>562612224
>My guess is anywhere between Skankville #1 and Skankville #2.

>>562612386
Who... who takes these kind of photos? And who would just leave them on their phone?

>>562612224
Those are merseytravel trains which are in Liverpool
The trains are currently all off at the moment which makes this thread totally fake

sorry to ruin for you /b/ros

>>562612386
ew, we just want boooooobs

>>562612224
I'm calling near Merseyside

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>>562612131
It's someone on a fucking poster you autistic, beta retard

>MFW

>>562612348
>>562612357
>>562612386
>>562612423
>>562612546
Really? Holy shit. I'd have never guessed.

>>562612386
nvm ugly

/thread

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>>562612386
why would she take a selfie on the shitter?

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>>562602515
gently cuddle with her and give her affection, marry her and sweep her off her feet

>>562612386
KILL IT WITH FIRE

>>562612305
>>562612348
>>562612357
>>562612382
>>562612386
>>562612423
I don't believe you.

>>562612754
>uk

>>562612386
....Maybe hit that from behind instead, or settle for a dck sucking.

>>562612386
Fucking hell. Get away from this beast OP, run while you still can.

>>562612386
Bluetooth that shit to your phone, pull up some of her info, threaten to send it viral, et voila, one bitch on ya dick.

>>562611473
this is getting weird.

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Somebody else on her phone, is this a girl thing or something?

>>562612994
bluetooth
>2006+8

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GO ON YA FAGGIT

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am i closing this tab or you got more?

>>562612934
Aye. I have heard people from the uk have terrible bathroom etiquette. 70% of british women do not wash their hands.

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>>562612386
That face just ruined everything. I hope to god that's an older pic of her

>>562613202
Its and thing in the UK

dont understand it.

>>562611473
ask her to suck your cock

>>562613202
this is getting better
dig deeper

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>>562602515
>What should I do to this passed out fat shit?
Piss on her.

>>562602515

She's dreaming about holding a cock.

>>562613202
ask her to blow your cock?

>>562613357
What kind of fucked up place do you think the UK is? Are all Americans this stupid? We don't all take pictures of ourselves on the shitter, its just something that this fat skank and some of her mates have done.

>>562613202
Calling bullshit on this thread, OP took pics earlier and is now posting them...

All mersytravel trains are not running at this time tonight and therefore cannot be travelling right now

So when does the dick sucking commence?

>>562613397

>implying she could find it

kek

>>562613202
ask her to blow you, be more alpha then you are already

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There's also this.

>>562613674

She is gagging for it op

>>562613590
Im from the UK you fucking mong.

This shit would show up on my facebook from girls i went to school with.

>>562613674
tits or gtfo

43 getq

Off topic, sort of. My gf is sitting right next to me right now, and she reminds me of OP's pic. Dumb as a bag of dicks. She says the dumbest shit while playing online. Someone kill me....

>>562613674
why are you not hitting it right now if to just say you did it

>>562613674
OP, she's a slut, and chills with sluts. Plus, they all drink. Befriend her, invade their social circle, and fuck all of them. Trust me OP.

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>>562613674
fuck her NOW!!!!

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>>562613674
that girl is pretty damned trashy

>>562613590
And when us Americunts use that excuse, you keep making blanket statements.

>>562613674
Ask her if she's a lesbian, when she says no, ask her to prove it, whip out yo dick, sucky sucky.

>>562613892
Drop her you gutless pussy. that's the only way.

>>562613892

Kill yourself faggot

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You guys think she might be a bit bi?

Tell her she must have left her phone at your house.

>>562613674
OP, no one really cares about these pics. Either fuck her or do something funny.

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>>562613674
Know what OP? Whip ya dick out and tell her to start sucking. She's obviously braindead, desperate or both, so go do this shit.

>>562613892
>girlfriend playing games online
>not in the kitchen

I think I might have diagnosed the issue, anon.

>>562614081
dude just fuck her already

>>562614081
shes fat its quite possible

You guys realise OP started this thread 2 hours ago? That's a long ass fucking train ride.

No timestamp/10

>>562614081
Maybe but my patience is wearing thin OP and I'm beginning to think your fucking with us because all your doing is showing us pictures from her phone and not delivering the good shit.

>>562614081
Try to get them to do a three way. Fuck the chick in this pic and get the fat one to suck you off.

>>562614121
THIS. GENIOUS!

don't be shy OP.

>>562614081
MOAR

>>562614081
OP IS A HUGE FAGGOT. ABORT.

OP do something funny or we start abandoning thread

>>562602515
Nothing, she probably already posts on tumblr claiming she's been raped 500 times, don't give her a real reason to be a bellyaching cunt online.

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You guys really expect me to fuck her on the train? won't that shit get me thrown off!

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>>562614081

God what a trashy slag

OP IS NOT ON THE TRAIN, merseyrail doesn't run at 3AM.
Check their site.

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>>562602515
LAD NO WAY ON THE MERSEYRAIL TRAIN

Where you from? Kirkby here

>>562614034
Im actually going to do it this weekend. After my last post, she spouted some of the most dumbest shit out of her mouth.... Fuck man

SHOW US TITS

>>562614418
tits

>>562612562
wtf jesus crist

>>562614320
>>562614320
>>562614320
>>562614320
>>562614320
>>562614320
you dense motherfuckers

OP reported

>>562614418
No, it will not.

>>562614418
>Not on train
>Posting pics of landwhale gf

>>562614541
Samefag