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That's going to be $29.95 >plus tip What do /b/?

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Anonymous (ID: X+IF49Nn)
2014-08-14 02:18:20 Post No. 562459825
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Anonymous (ID: X+IF49Nn) 2014-08-14 02:18:20 Post No. 562459825 [Report]

That's going to be $29.95
>plus tip
What do /b/?

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Anonymous (ID: KqtxL+tp) 2014-08-14 02:19:11 Post No.562459950
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Anonymous (ID: KqtxL+tp) 2014-08-14 02:19:11 Post No.562459950 [Report]

Give him two 20's

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Anonymous (ID: uDwGRv+v) 2014-08-14 02:19:40 Post No.562460024
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Anonymous (ID: uDwGRv+v) 2014-08-14 02:19:40 Post No.562460024 [Report]

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Get my Pizza Here

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Anonymous (ID: Qf9HUE7A) 2014-08-14 02:20:13 Post No.562460097
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Anonymous (ID: Qf9HUE7A) 2014-08-14 02:20:13 Post No.562460097 [Report]

>>562460024
...is that Chloe?

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Anonymous (ID: f4Tb+L2T) 2014-08-14 02:20:47 Post No.562460168
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Anonymous (ID: f4Tb+L2T) 2014-08-14 02:20:47 Post No.562460168 [Report]

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>>562459825
Tell him I ordered a Sausage Lovers and he has the wrong pizza.

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Anonymous (ID: mxUGBj1q) 2014-08-14 02:21:30 Post No.562460284
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Anonymous (ID: mxUGBj1q) 2014-08-14 02:21:30 Post No.562460284 [Report]

Shut my door, I didn't order no goddamn Pizza

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Anonymous (ID: 9Os2OxUj) 2014-08-14 02:21:50 Post No.562460342
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Anonymous (ID: 9Os2OxUj) 2014-08-14 02:21:50 Post No.562460342 [Report]

>>562459825
why the fuck did you open it already??

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Anonymous (ID: h2FkHKRm) 2014-08-14 02:22:41 Post No.562460461
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Anonymous (ID: h2FkHKRm) 2014-08-14 02:22:41 Post No.562460461 [Report]

Wonder why/how the fuck I ordered $30 of pizza for one person

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Anonymous (ID: apVstAzY) 2014-08-14 02:23:02 Post No.562460536
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>>562460168
>sausage lover

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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-08-14 02:24:00 Post No.562460675
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Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-08-14 02:24:00 Post No.562460675 [Report]

Only jews and niggers don't tip

Have some god damn pride you pathetic faggots

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Anonymous (ID: 9050O4uL) 2014-08-14 02:24:05 Post No.562460687
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Anonymous (ID: 9050O4uL) 2014-08-14 02:24:05 Post No.562460687 [Report]

>>562460461
you know how, you fat fuck

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Anonymous (ID: SVSTNHXJ) 2014-08-14 02:24:28 Post No.562460751
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Anonymous (ID: SVSTNHXJ) 2014-08-14 02:24:28 Post No.562460751 [Report]

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>>562459825
cheese is my favorite

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Anonymous (ID: uEbAa7bp) 2014-08-14 02:24:48 Post No.562460794
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Anonymous (ID: uEbAa7bp) 2014-08-14 02:24:48 Post No.562460794 [Report]

>>562460461
I'm a manager at a Dominos. People can be stupid when they're hungry.

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Anonymous (ID: Nz6ZO38n) 2014-08-14 02:25:04 Post No.562460829
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Anonymous (ID: Nz6ZO38n) 2014-08-14 02:25:04 Post No.562460829 [Report]

>>562459825
>~$30

better be lined with gold

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Anonymous (ID: KZnnmkEy) 2014-08-14 02:29:01 Post No.562461438
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Anonymous (ID: KZnnmkEy) 2014-08-14 02:29:01 Post No.562461438 [Report]

Give him receipt:
>minimizing porn so mom won't see it: $0.95
>getting up from the chair: $1.30
>walking all the way from the basement to the door: $3.95
>opening the door: $19.95
>total: $26.15
>plus tip

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Anonymous (ID: ib+ajzGI) 2014-08-14 02:30:12 Post No.562461617
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Anonymous (ID: ib+ajzGI) 2014-08-14 02:30:12 Post No.562461617 [Report]

>>562459825
give him a tip by taking his tip?

did i win?

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Anonymous (ID: SVSTNHXJ) 2014-08-14 02:31:16 Post No.562461770
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Anonymous (ID: SVSTNHXJ) 2014-08-14 02:31:16 Post No.562461770 [Report]

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>>562459825
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

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Anonymous (ID: hGk30kNF) 2014-08-14 02:33:06 Post No.562462021
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Anonymous (ID: hGk30kNF) 2014-08-14 02:33:06 Post No.562462021 [Report]

>>562459825
he's delivering more than one pizza for thirty bucks

he gets at least 35, more if he had to drive a long way, or it's raining, or if i put my order in close to the end of his shift, or it's cold or some shit

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Anonymous (ID: MziiKLa2) 2014-08-14 02:33:51 Post No.562462128
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>>562460751

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Anonymous (ID: SVSTNHXJ) 2014-08-14 02:34:38 Post No.562462228
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Anonymous (ID: SVSTNHXJ) 2014-08-14 02:34:38 Post No.562462228 [Report]

>>562459825
uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

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Anonymous (ID: kVjmhag/) 2014-08-14 02:34:45 Post No.562462243
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Anonymous (ID: kVjmhag/) 2014-08-14 02:34:45 Post No.562462243 [Report]

Here's $40, have a good night mah nigga

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Anonymous (ID: SVSTNHXJ) 2014-08-14 02:36:12 Post No.562462436
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>>562462128
this guy gets it

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Anonymous (ID: bdMpbbfi) 2014-08-14 02:36:15 Post No.562462437
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Problem solved.

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Anonymous (ID: rKaHsSRU) 2014-08-14 02:44:13 Post No.562463541
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Anonymous (ID: rKaHsSRU) 2014-08-14 02:44:13 Post No.562463541 [Report]

>>562459825
>give him $30
>tell him I need 4 cents back

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Anonymous (ID: hbZFFL+H) 2014-08-14 02:46:49 Post No.562463885
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Anonymous (ID: hbZFFL+H) 2014-08-14 02:46:49 Post No.562463885 [Report]

>>562459825
Give him $30 and tell him to keep the change.

Because I live in a fucking country where people actually get paid a proper wage for providing a service.

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Anonymous (ID: NxixRHsX) 2014-08-14 02:51:00 Post No.562464439
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Anonymous (ID: NxixRHsX) 2014-08-14 02:51:00 Post No.562464439 [Report]

tell him he's an ass, ask for change, and call his manager.

delivery guy myself. don't order delivery because too cheap.

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Anonymous (ID: hGk30kNF) 2014-08-14 02:51:01 Post No.562464440
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Anonymous (ID: hGk30kNF) 2014-08-14 02:51:01 Post No.562464440 [Report]

>>562463541
do you work at a hospital?

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Anonymous (ID: rKaHsSRU) 2014-08-14 02:54:12 Post No.562464829
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Anonymous (ID: rKaHsSRU) 2014-08-14 02:54:12 Post No.562464829 [Report]

>>562464440
Actually, yes I do.

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Anonymous (ID: 3TpgfN5U) 2014-08-14 02:56:38 Post No.562465147
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Anonymous (ID: 3TpgfN5U) 2014-08-14 02:56:38 Post No.562465147 [Report]

>>562459825
tip him $5 and say thank you

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Anonymous (ID: vjGpmz71) 2014-08-14 02:59:15 Post No.562465457
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Anonymous (ID: vjGpmz71) 2014-08-14 02:59:15 Post No.562465457 [Report]

>tfw I'm the pizza guy
>tfw when after I factor in tips and gas I make around $12 an hour to speed and listen to loud music all day

feels good man, pizza delivery guy is best summer job.

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Anonymous (ID: e5amBkqS) 2014-08-14 03:05:55 Post No.562466314
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Anonymous (ID: e5amBkqS) 2014-08-14 03:05:55 Post No.562466314 [Report]

Lol I work at dominos as a delivery driver, I get paid $7.25 an hour, $1.75 for every delivery I take, and if it's past 7 miles I get paid $5, it's a pretty chill job where I blast music and fold boxes all day

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