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>be me
>working on renovation 1960 airstream trailer
>take out light fixture
>this motherfucker drops in my lap
>dead as all fuck for who knows how long
73 decides what i do with him
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timestamped
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date tag insert in ass
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Rat, some milk, in a blender, blended, you drink it. Post it on youtube, oh you making it, and drinking it, all in one video take, no pausing the recording. No editing. All in one take, camera always pointed on drink being made to you drinking.

72 get
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Insert in anus
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>>562430376
Rolling for this
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>>562429919

I'll bite.

Take a picture with it on your tongue mouth open, just there. It would be a selfie.
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>>562430376
Nothing roll
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>>562430376
re-roll
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video of you eating it with sauce of your choice.

post here.
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keep rolling. I"m rolling myself for a funeral pyre in the theme of Redwall. This could be a savior of the kingdom for all we know
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>>562430376
fucking rollin for this.
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Put on tongue
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73 get
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>>562429919
Eat it
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>>562430376
rollin again
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>>562429919
you sure he's died?
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Roll it in some mayonnaise and ketchup, really just a mixture of any condiments you may have. Get him good and coated, then kill it off in no less than *3 bites*. Post results.
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>>562430971
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Just beast it!!!!
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mail it to ur mum
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give it a proper burial


loljk boof that shit nigga
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Administer CPR
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>>562430376
roll again again
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>>562430376
73 not 72 you raging faggot
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>>562430971

get
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does he smell?
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>>562429919
Cut off its head, limbs and tail. Take tooth picks and insert them into head, limbs and tail and make a mini rat figurine. Make epic scenes for /b/ history.
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Smoke it
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>>562430376
rolling again
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>>562429919
put it back inside the light fixture.
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>>562431124
yeah his insides are rotted out & shit. couldve been there for years.
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>>562430061
Damn /b/ is getting pretty tough if were demanding date and time stamps for dehydrated mice.
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>>562429919
Give it a proper burial. That's sad as shit
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>>562429919
Send it to space.
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Viking funeral
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>>562431638
rolling for this
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>>562430376
fucking roll
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keep it in your ass for 48 hours then eat it
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Viking funeral.
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>>562430971

rawlin
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>>562429919
video of you eating it, puke it back up, insert vomit in anus, do jumping Jack's on your bed with out voiding your bowels.
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begin constructing ratlike scenarios involing past living mice and rats, call it Your mousterpiece
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>>562431568
he looks like he still could be saved
>loljk
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>>562431395
a little musty, but most of his insides are rotted out, so not much at all
>>562431582
this is /b/, pics w/ stamp or it didnt happen
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right on the pussy
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Have /b/ send it pizzas
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>>562431638
reroll
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>>562431456
Rerolling ivory
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>>562431158
Rerolling babayy.
Prayin' to Denis Leary for the win.
http://youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs
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There's a cat that stalks the neighborhood. I could always leave it out for the feed
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>>562430376
rollin
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Turn it into a key chain
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>>562431158
Rolling for this
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Imser in anus
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Eat it or put it up butthole record that ish
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>>562430376
reroll
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>>562431453
Rero
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Put in jar. Keep on shelf. Put date on jar. Name him.
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make a dress and crown for it. Have a magical dinner with it and sex afterward(you will have to rehydrate)
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>>562431727
Re rolling for viking funeral
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eat it
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>>562432030
Reroll
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>>562432000
nice trips
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>>562431158
roll
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>>562432000
Nice trips
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>>562431158
Reroll
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Put it in warm water and see if it comes back to life
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>>562432097
roll
73 get
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Blend and snort
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Eat
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>>562431453
I be rolling
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Mail to Richard Gere on hid B-day
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>>562431453
>>562430376
Either of these

OP's choice
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>>562429919
Put a paper hat on it and make it your profile picture and cover photo, then re-upload the same photo 5 or 6 times to fill your wall
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Wet him and microwave him for 3 minutes
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Viking Funeral with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-43pOqheMY in the background and you screeming to valhala with you champion
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>>562431727
Another re-roll
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>>562431158
73 get
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>>562431453
Gimme!!!!
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>>562429919

respectfully dispose of it. rollin.
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Put into anus
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>>562429919
Bring him back to life.
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>>562432418
fucking roll
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>>562431158
Re-re-reroll
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>>562432480
Rolling
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put your weiner inside of it
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pics of the 1960 airstream trailer plz
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let it soak in vinegar for about a day, put it on a hotdog bun, apply ketchup and mustard. enjoy
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>>562431158
roll record it too
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Bury that shit.
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>>562430376
rolling for this
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>>562432480
rolling again
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>>562432359
Winrar?
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Eat it.
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>>562432447
Rolling
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>>562429919
Stick him in your dickhole.
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>>562432607
73 GET
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put it on a new plane
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>>562430376
Rolling for this
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Put inside of your butthole an take pic
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>>562432213
>>562432271
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>>562431158
or>>562430376
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>>562432692
rolling
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Insert into anus
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>>562432097
sauce?
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smoke it
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>>562431453
Rolling rolling rolling
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>>562431158
>>562432710
reroll
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Smoke it
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>>562432480
holy fuck do this OP
Scream as loud as you can
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>>562430376
get
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>>562432973
Winrar
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>>562432973
winrar.
can i cut it with weed?
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>>562432796
roll

new bread?
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Blend it, gargle it, and swallow it.
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Give it to Zoidberg
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>>562432338
This, on video
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>>562430165
This.

SImple, to the point. Put it in your butthole OP
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>>562430591
keep it clasy
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insert into anus
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>>562432973
You have to do this OP. It is the law!
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>>562432973
Roll up that ivory.
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>>562432973
winnar!
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>>562430376
>>562430376
>>562430376
rollan
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>>562432973
OH SHIT OP
420 BLAZE IT FAGGOT
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>>562432973
WINRAR

OP MUST DO IT
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>>562432973
damn wanted to see op eat it. anyways, op deliver pls
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>>562432973
Holy fucking winrar OP. Just poke a hole all the way through. Cut off the nose like a cubano. POST FUCKING RESULTS
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>>562433148
same question, can i smoke him with weed?
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Cum on it then eat it.
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>>562430376
I almost didn't want to, but...

rolling for this
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>>562432973

Smoke em if ya got em
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Please put it on your penis
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>>562432973
AMAZING.

Grind it up and smoke it
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>>562432168
>73 get
Rolling for this
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DOOOO ITTTTT OP
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>>562433295
Of course
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>>562432973
op wont deliver
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>>562433295
better record it faggot
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He's not gonna fucking deliver
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>>562433295
do it OP
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>>562430376
rollin for this
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>>562433062
Yeh. Do it.
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Smoke it! Smoke it! Smoke it*
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>>562430376
Reroll
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>>562432973
Winrar
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>>562433328
ha.
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>>562429919
make it an outfit and feed it tiny morsels of food
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>>562433062
It's awesome that somewhere, right now on this planet, some dude is running around his house trying to find a way to smoke a dead dried up rat. *sniffle*
Life is beautiful.
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>>562432973
In honor of the lizard, prove that ops can still deliver
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stick the tail in your dick.
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>>562433430
>>562433720
alright, i think ive got everything
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load in a bong and smoke
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light in on fire and try smoking it
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>>562433884
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Shove it in your ass then pull it out then eat it. Take a viedio and post
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>>562433287
Do it like this OP it'll be easiest.
>>562429919
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>>562433884
fucking do it. Maybe start new thread. Someone archive this
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op deliver.
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that's gangsta dawg!!
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Record it fag
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>>562433884
1 internet to you, good sir, if OP is not a faggot.
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>>562433884
I love you. Make sure photo proof is aplenty.
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Smoke that lil nigga in a joint lol rip
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op is not gonna deliver all you faggots go back to pron
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Quick, how tf do you start archiving a thread????
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>inb4 OP doesn't deliver
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Prepare for rabies. This nigga gonna be the cause for Ebola is the USA
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>>562433884
Dont smoke or u die.
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>>562433884
God speed based anon. (-_-) 7
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>>562434442
Well of course he won't smoke, you inject marijuanas. And besides, it only looks like he has three marijuanas there, he'll be fine.
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>>562434261
had to break him in haf to get him in the grinder
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>>562434430
One can hope good anon. One can only hope.
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bump. post this video op
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>>562429919
Realy baller dude. Air stream campers are really nice.
I'm almost done with a 65 mfg boat.
The finished product is so much better than buying new
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>>562434442
I don't think smoking a mouse can kill you.

It probably isn't a good idea but he will live.
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i can hear the bones cracking and shit
he's not grinding up very well
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>>562433884
Post step by step pics /b/ro
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>>562434714
This is going to be so Groady...
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>>562434825
@____@
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>>562434714

Supreme kek
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>>562429919

Yep he's dead allright.
Stick him up your ass,FAGGOT.
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ITS HAPPENING
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>>562434714
Goddamn lol. May the internet angels bless your holy J, OP.
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>>562434714
Did he snap like a Slim Jim?
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>>562434825
YES YES YES YESSSSSS!!!!!!
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>>562430376
rolling rolling rolling
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>>562434430

No, Ebola only targets Gays, Muslims and people who don't go to Church on Sundays.

Well, according to Rick Wiles anyway.
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>>562434825
shieeeeet
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>>562434825
>>562434714
My god OP, I' dying! lol
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>>562434825
Toasting in an epic bread
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my sides are no more
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put it in a pint and chug the whole thing
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This i almost unbearable tension.
>I AM HARD RITE NOW
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I bet rats are pretty dank
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bump
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>>562434825
Please give info into the taste of the smoke. I bet it smells like the ovens in Nazi camps.
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YES, OP. YES
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>>562435429
Shut up faggot ur DDOS'd
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>>562434825
I know you're not at this step yet but pleaaaaaase get a good picture of the cloud of rat smoke.
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Quick, how tf do you start archiving a thread???
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FUCKING CHRIST MATE! SIDES ARE GONE
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>>562434825
OP, heroes like you are the reason I stay on /b/
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>>562435623
Look it up nigga
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inb4 the spirit of the rat curses op and gives him lung cancer
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>>562435551
that is awesome
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>>562430376
Rolling for this
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>>562435623

Lurk more
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NARWHALS APPROVE
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>>562435957
>people are still fucking rolling
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>>562436059
rolling
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Thinking about grinding up a rat really makes me feel grody... Lawds I'm gonna be sick.
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>>562435957
>clearly missed pic of dead mouse in grinder
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>jerry is kill

>jerry is bowl

>jerry is dank
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Opened the grinder, gagged and ran outside to throw up. nothing came out though. this shit smells horrible, and l am less confident after looking how much fur id haveto smoke, but im still going through with it.

what would be sufficient proof for you fags?
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is OP kill?
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>>562435950
Their are some talented smokers out there. OP included.
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Come OP, I want to go to mars on a rat too
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>>562434825
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Toasting epic bread
someone archive
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>>562434825
OP better be dead. Post it already
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Al mijn goedkeuring gaat naar jou. Mike Ford, wat een vent
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op you're awesome
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>>562432951
winrar
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>>562436236
hahaha man I'm dying over here. fuck yes
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someone quickly make a new thread and redirect all traffic to new thread before this one 404's
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arkive pls
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>>562436236
video
this is awesome by the way
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If OP an hero is left, let the people of 4channy sacrifice their used prolapses to m00t in onner of the nonfag who smoked a dead animal.
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>>562436236
video
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>>562436236
Live stream you fucking turkey
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>>562436236
My sides have left this plane of existence
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>>562436236
Just repeat timestamps, I think we are all on board at this point OP...
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>>562436236
New timestamp with 3d box drawn.
Just smoke some.
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>>562436515
this
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>>562436515
this
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>>562436452
Seconding this.
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>>562436236
Record it of course you nod
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>>562436515
YES
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>>562436236
Well, take a picture of the glowing embers of mouseweed in your bowl.
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This is fucking retarded...btw just record yourself packing the bowl and smoking it. Put it on jewtube.
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>>562434825
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>>562436770
third
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>>562436236
OP if you go through with this you will be one sick mother fucker and I WILL LOVE EVERY FIBER OF YOUR BEING!
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>>562430376
magic roll is magic.
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>>562436972
Fifth
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>>562436236
if you fucking do this I'll post my tits and pussy.
Record or livestream faggot
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>>562436972
LINK A NEW THREAD SOMEONE. We gonna cap before OP does it.
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>>562430376

Roll for this.
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>>562432097
thats boxxy
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>>562436906
Seconding this. I'm on android so idk if I can watch a livestream, depending on which site
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>>562436236
Death certificate from county coroner
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>>562437153
Your a dumb cunt aye lmao
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