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Hey /b/ I have to go do something really quick, I just need to ask you guys a favor and keep an eye on these two balls. Make sure they don't go anywhere.
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>>562383731
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>>562383731
That is not what I meant! Guys seriously
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Oh, this thread again.
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>>562384072
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>>562384137
(I'm the same OP, too.)

GUYS ARE YOU SERIOUS
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what the hell do you think you're doing OP?
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Just so you guys know, shit is going to hit the fan backwards
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>>562384502
>>562384607
What am I doing? What are YOU doing? You guys are the ones who have failed at your jobs! Now look!
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>>562384502
I hated these assholes in Terraria
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don't worry, chrome logo is here to save the day early, or does that just fuck it up even more, we paradox now?
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>>562384820
THEY DO NOT RESPOND WELL TO HATE.
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>>562385030
WHAT IN THE WORLD
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>>562385257
I am very much of the scared right now
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>>562385257
no ballz

do not do

do happy instead

love u
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>>562385394
>>562385343
It looks like...they're forming into eachother.
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>>562385598
Whhat?
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>>562385257
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>>562385828
OH NO
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>>562386263
FUGG
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>>562386263
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>>562386774
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Scared as fuck rn
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>>562387187
Kill it please
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>>562387187
Dear God what have we done
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>>562383731
is that you assy?
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>>562387187
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>>562387187
OH SHIT NOT THIS THI
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>>562387187
3spooky5me
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I am seeing roberto
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I think it died....
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>>562387187
oh god why does this exist
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Instructions unclear. Accidentally made popular photo sharing app.
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>>562387187
ARE TOO MANY SHIVERS IN SPINE
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Guys I think it's gone
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>>562387187
ALL IS LOST
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heyehyehey
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IT'S ALMOST DONE I SWEAR
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>>562389996
Oh fuck no
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>>562389996
MY SPOOPYNESS RECEPTORS CANT HANDLE
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>>562389654
>>562389996
>>562390065
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS /b/
NEVER EVER
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>>562389996
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>>562390473
>>562390702
Fuck me why
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>>562390702
9sppoky
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I WANT TO GET OFF MR./b/'s WILD THREAD
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>>562390702
Someone go get the shotgun
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>>562383731
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>>562390702
4/5 would stick my dick in
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>>562391137
You think our puny guns will be able to stop that monster?!
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>>562391062
top kek
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>>562390702
THE EVOLUTION IS ON
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>>562390702
This is what happens

This is what happens when you don't listen
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>>562390702
That jeep looks familiar from somewhere...
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>>562390702
I-is that his final form?
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>>562391878
OH SHIT
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>>562391878
>Nose growing every time
GEE, I WONDER
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>>562391841
SAAAVE ME
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>>562392035
lelelel
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someone better take a screenshot
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>>562389351
haha
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>>562391878
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>>562391878
OH NO IT'S DENNIS

IT'S TIME TO SPARE AN EXPENSE
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>>562392772
NOT DENNIS
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>>562392772
RUM DENNIS
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>>562392772
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>>562392772
Stop the madness!!
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>>562392772
HE'S GONE

RUN YOU FAT FEG

OH NO HE'S BLIND

HE'S A GONER
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>>562389351
loooooooooooooolooooooooooool
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>>562383731
OP, thank u for entertaining me! Awesome!
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>>562393563
HES EATING THEM
THEN HES GOING TO EAT ME
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>562393563
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>>562393563
the circle dino now uses his rotten Caracas as a home for the children

>>562393973
If you leave the thread I cannot guarantee your safety from this monster.
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>>562393563
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Dennis is kill. If only we held those balls apart...
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>>562394095
While the children mate, the mother continues to evolve rapidly.
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>>562394095
Fine. We'll end this as it started --- together!
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>>562394464
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>>562394464
I don't know whether to laugh or cower in fear
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>>562394464
Meanwhile, it appears that descendants of the original Red ball appear! Could it be our rescuers?
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>>562394740
Both
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>>562394775
The red balls seem to be growing!
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>>562394464
We have to stop it by any means...
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>>562394464
>While the children mate

This is...what the fuck...loooooolooooool
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>>562394775
>trap detected
>flee
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>>562395025
Fuck. Here we go again.
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>>562395025
No! That's not possible! It can't be tr
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>>562395275
>>562395025
WAIT THOSE AREN'T ORGANISMS

THOSE ARE METEORS
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>>562395560
burn in hell you sons of bitches
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>>562395560
is kill?
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>>562395560
those children have been mating for a while
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>>562395798
W-w-what? They survived? Not only did they survive...th-th-they multiplied even more!

Oh no! They must have evolved and gained explosion-resistant scales while we weren't looking! And they're heatprooooooooof!
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>>562395560
Is it dead?!
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>>562395985
Jesus christ this is an emotional rollarcoaster...
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>>562395985
Yessssss! Keep it going OP!!!
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>>562395985
Most of the children, so happy that their glorious mother evolved to protect them, sacrificed each other to her as a gift.

We cannot comprehend the effects of this, however.
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>>562396337
Ladies and gentlemen, I believe it's time for the nuclear option
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>>562396337
kill it
kill it with fire and magnets
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>>562396464
No
We need Shrek
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>>562396337
but what is the evolutionary benefit here?
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>>562396337
Oh no.

somehow the combined pure-DNA of the three children have formed in the mother's hindside, creating a tail-spear that is strong as steel and sharper than the tippity top of a toothpick.
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>>562397031
wtf! love it man! keep it comming! yes, more!!!
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>>562397031
BWAAAAAH
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>>562396669
Glorious Shrek, come to us in our time of need, and lay waste to this monster which threatens to destroy life, the universe, and /b/ itself. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

Come forth, Lord Shrek!
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>>562397031
truly terrifying
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>>562397031
>That spear-tips face
>ayyy lmao
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>>562397031
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>>562388394
I'm not crazy! Only thing crazy about me is my brain!
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>>562397031
But wait there's more! Eat three of your children and not only get a spear-tail but two gigantic steel-wings FREE! Yes that's right ladies and gentlemen, you get TWO gigantic steel-wings FREE! Just call 1-800-GENO-CIDE for this offer today!
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Stay in school kids
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>>562397335
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>>562397707
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>>562397585
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>>562397585
truly there is no surviving the wrath of this beast
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im just waiting for it to come full circle again
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>>562383731
sorry, op
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>>562397585
The wings need to be significantly larger for it to feasibly fly
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>>562398192
and the other one... snapped the pic too late
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>>562397856
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>>562397585
And now it reveals its true identity
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>>562398192
>>562398308
kek
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>>562398347
SHREK PREVAILS
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>>562398385
OY VEY
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>>562398347
Also the jews have killed Shrek
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>>562398573
BLASPHEMY
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>>562398573
Those bastards!
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>>562398573
Chapter 2: An Hero's Death
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>>562398573
well it was nice knowing everyone
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>>562398385
Booo, u done fucked up OP, you done fucked up
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>>562398573
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>>562398573
Is dis trik?
Das juden?
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>>562398820
fucking hell it has shrek now too
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>>562398850
Once again, I cannot guarantee your safety from it if you leave the thread into the wilderness.

But the question is:

Which dragoy loves gold and riches more?
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>>562387187
oh my fucking god
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>>562399231
I cannot fucking wait for this
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Are you an autist OP?
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>>562390702
HOLY FUCK
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>>562398820
Blackarrot has arrived to the battlefield motherfuckers
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>>562399231
Guys, get this, they've been hiding the treasure the WHOLE time!

Is this thread gold yet?
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>>562398385
Oh no!
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>>562399610
Everyone, power up Blackarrot with all your fried chickuns and watermelon!
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>>562399920
>asks if it's gold
>takes our Lord and Savior Shrek from us
Giveth him back, faggot
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>>562399610
It is prophecized that where the ogre and all his might may fail, a nigger with blond hair may prevail
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>>562400223
In our panic we forgot Shrek's special ability: Aftermath!

The dragon is infected!
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>>562400363
>>562400119
contributing
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>>562400223
OP consumed Shrek.
That makes him Shrek.
OP is a new god.
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>>562400937
>>562400469
Shrek has prevented the Jewnocide of the Jewragon!

He has even made the dragon devolve!

could it be unlocking an alternate evolutionary stage?
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>>562400937
This logic is undeniable
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>>562401240
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>>562401240
Shrek hath survived, and our lord and savior fighteth side by side with the nigger who could topple Gods.
In it's devolved form, they might just pull it off.
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>>562401240
>>562401317
I humbly admit that I am not thy god.

The new dragon is thy god.
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>>562401567
What are we to call this Messiah-Nova?
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>>562401567
TO BE CONTINUED.

I apologize friends, but I have errands to run. Please if I do not return remember the shrek dragon.
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>>562401496
They must fuse.
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>>562401728
godspeed anon
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>>562401728
WHHHHAAAAATTTTTT
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>>562401567
What the fuck is wrong with you?

This all came out of you abusing balls.

BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS BALL RIGHTS
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>>562401728
SHITTING IS FOR THE WEAK

At least tell us when you'll be back
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>>562401728
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Has anyone archived this???
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>>562402279
Do it faggot
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>>562401787
They have fused into a single entity to become Shreku
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>>562390702
2spoopy
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>>562402663
but how ._.
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>>562402003
No balls were harmed in the making of this thread
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>>562404842
in loving memory
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