you have 10 seconds to explain why you have a useless can and not a raccoon
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you have 10 seconds to explain why you have a useless can and not a raccoon
Didnt I just see this thread?
>>562234738
>can
Nice english faggot.
Racoons fucking freak me out. I don't know what it is about them.
When you're walking and just see one staring at you. I feel like they're plotting against me or something.
Fuck you, OP. My can rocks!
>>562234934
CAT
Fuck.jpg
>>562234738
You had more than ten seconds to spellcheck you fucking shit.
Because why do I even give a bother
>>562234738
>can
>>562234738
are you stupid?
they are classified as a class II wild animal and are illegal to keep as pets.
I would require licensing and shit to even have one.
The list also includes squirrels and basically everything that isn't a normal pet.
Why should my can be useless?
I cat't drink Cola out of a raccoon!
bc I drank all the Monster that was inside of it, and they don't sell raccoons at the pet store.
>owning coons
ah the good old days
Because I have a dog, which is much better than both.
>tfw
Here we see a full-grown raccoon standing upright in a doorway and cradling a small cat or kitten in its arms. Believable? Real? Or a hoax?
>>562235768
What does your dog do?
Poop
Where do you throw your dogs poop?
A trashcan!
Now tell me which is better.
>>562236179
I just leave it on the ground actually.
Because I just don't give a fuck.
FAGGOT
>>562234738
>>562236572
Well, someone should pick you up and throw you in a trashcan like the piece of shit you are.
>>562236572
>>562237086
Touche.
Not really much I can say to that.
Well played anon.
