>girlfriend is huge into cosplay and world of warcraft
>there’s a con going on in our city (comiccon blizzcon pokecon i don’t fucking know)
>anon please come with me it’ll be so much fun!
>god dammit, maybe
>she begs me some more and i just got laid off so fuck it whatever
>there are sure to be neck beards and smelly kids to make fun of
>she works for weeks on her costume (she went as mei from that totoro movie)
>day of the con
>she asks me where costume is
>obviously not going to wear one
>”nonono anon, i knew you would say that but i went ahead and got you this!”
>pulls out humungous totoro costume
>fucking great
>try it on and look in the mirror
>easily enough room to have actual totoro fit inside this thing
>it’s also hot as FUCK
>i take it off and carry it with me to the con
>she’s really excited
>finally get to the con and she tells me to don my 12 foot tall 6 foot wide wood spirit costume
>it’s only a few hours, i can get through this
>she gets super excited looking at something off in the distance
>can’t see because there are a bunch of fat betas in the way
>she runs towards where she was looking
>looks like she’s gonna run right into this group of people
>stops and talks to them
>oh fuck no
>this must be her world of warcraft guildies god fucking dammit

>>562146679
I hate these threads so fucking much. You're all seriously worse than reddit or 9gag in terms of humor

File: 1405675825190.jpg (9 KB, 172x240) Image search: [Google]

9 KB, 172x240

>>562147303

>>562147369
>one of them is dressed as shitty cliche joker from dark knight
>the fattest of the group decided to expand on his juggalo attire and has the clown makeup on along with other generic clown clothes, but it’s all blacked out and has chains hanging from the pants and shit
>20 mins in and i’m ready to gtfo
>rethinking relationship
>look around to see if i can eat shitty food and pass it off as an upset stomach and go home
>she looks back at me and calls me over
>no choice but to comply
>walk over to her guild mates (they’re from the next town over and just came for the con)
>girlfriend laughing at this dumb as shit juggalo and the rest of the group is just awkwardly standing there
>this goes on for a good couple hours, me walking around with my gf and her friends, trying to make jokes here and there
>she looks at me and says “anon isn’t this great?! i’m having so much fun!”
>facetwitch.jpg
>yes. i am having an enjoyable time as well
>”so anon there is this hotel party that my friends want me to come to after this, but i need you to come with me because i don’t want to walk home alone with all the costume stuff”
>FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>ok whatever i’ve come this far
>things start to die down at the con, people leaving etc.
>juggalo’s girlfriend has a car and offers to drive the group of us
>get to parking lot and put our costumes in the trunk
>my gf goes up front with the other girl driving the car
>i’m stuck in the back seat with the fatass juggalo and heath ledger from dark knight
>clowns to the left of me
>jokers to the right
>here i am, stuck in the middle with you

File: 1400638882640.jpg (53 KB, 430x428) Image search: [Google]

53 KB, 430x428

>>562147460
Then get the fuck out dumbass

>>562146679
Fucking lost straight away.

>>562147551
cont pls :D

File: mcbain.jpg (18 KB, 452x339) Image search: [Google]

18 KB, 452x339

>>562148272

File: 1364685343016.jpg (17 KB, 474x595) Image search: [Google]

17 KB, 474x595

>>562148535
at least show us your gf then

>>562147551
Cont.

File: 1407694940666.gif (1022 KB, 324x356) Image search: [Google]

1022 KB, 324x356

I still not lost

Try harder harder
harder harder.......

File: mfw127.jpg (772 KB, 5000x5000) Image search: [Google]

772 KB, 5000x5000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikHweeMSdcY

>>562147551
terrible ending, this better continue

File: the truth.png (208 KB, 622x571) Image search: [Google]

208 KB, 622x571

>>562149660
Lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaKLD3ugJYA&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DUaKLD3ugJYA&has_verified=1

File: 2spooky.jpg (52 KB, 590x443) Image search: [Google]

52 KB, 590x443

>>562146679
FUCK

>>562147761
lost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we1uXGU0Vcw&index=7&list=LLHs16MRWkrqlZOeLqXH6Icw

skip to 1:09

>>562147551
10/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X16G2hsVI9w&index=6&list=LLHs16MRWkrqlZOeLqXH6Icw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSkm0CmUdy8&list=LLHs16MRWkrqlZOeLqXH6Icw&index=4

skip to 1:09

File: just hangin around.png (550 KB, 554x694) Image search: [Google]

550 KB, 554x694

>>562146679

>>562151259
My fucking sides

>>562147551
Nigga most people here wont know some obscure song from the 70s it better fucking continue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR9vnrlsQ3c

File: 1406680286940.jpg (18 KB, 395x387) Image search: [Google]

18 KB, 395x387

>>562151483
Good one

>>562147551
I think that is the end... Did no one else get the pun??

>>562151259
it's funny because i was feeling what he was saying. then he just loses it lmfao

File: 1407823239034.gif (1 MB, 460x259) Image search: [Google]

1 MB, 460x259

>>562149660
lost

>>562147551
Kek, everyone should know this fucking song

>>562146679
Lost at OP's picture

File: 1334512169092.jpg (18 KB, 320x272) Image search: [Google]

18 KB, 320x272

>>562147551
well played
continue the story though

>>562147551

Cont

>jk I have no gf

File: lilwayne.jpg (106 KB, 500x667) Image search: [Google]

106 KB, 500x667

>>562146679

>>562148794
almost at "homemade coconut"

File: 1395352256570.jpg (37 KB, 320x268) Image search: [Google]

37 KB, 320x268

>>562152684
filename is kek

>>562151259
what the fuck
>lost

>>562151921
Reservoir Dogs ain't obscure

>>562147551
>>562148272
>>562149785
>>562150553

>all these people that don't know the song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohRa9lsx0Q

>>562146903
>>562149304
almost lost

>>562151037
that was fucking gay

File: 1407472208483.jpg (30 KB, 790x604) Image search: [Google]

30 KB, 790x604

>>562152174
I got it.

Although it normally takes a crane to get it.

File: image.jpg (107 KB, 638x588) Image search: [Google]

107 KB, 638x588

Teenage Lootin Nigga Turtles

File: 1406759303197.jpg (21 KB, 296x313) Image search: [Google]

21 KB, 296x313

I really, really find this picture hilarious! XDDD

>>562151259
play the video at double speed lol

>>562154108
Pls go

>>562154248
kek

>>562154108
is Milhouse a meme yet

File: 1366756571508.jpg (56 KB, 500x431) Image search: [Google]

56 KB, 500x431

>>562147551
>clowns to the left of me
>jokers to the right
>here i am, stuck in the middle with you

File: Swaggg.gif (437 KB, 500x500) Image search: [Google]

437 KB, 500x500

Keep em' coming.

>>562152174
it was a cheap joke but it's song lyrics
see >>562153153

>>562152684
Lost

>>562153810
lost

ITT: you lose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGXQjefvbLM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJN67TUc_xo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7uQJzLZKaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7zEBAo7iD

didn't lose yet, are you faggots even trying?

>>562147551
Haven't been gotten this good since I got Kansas rolled... 10/10

>>562155301
also, new around here

>>562155407
2/8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK-VO97ufog

File: 3575f3b0-1f92-4574-89c7-cf62ca63e.jpg (238 KB, 736x981) Image search: [Google]

238 KB, 736x981

>>562153350
o shit faggot

>>562154108
Haha, I really, really, really like this picture? Can I have it?

>>562154108
Where did you find this? May I save it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq9kcNcNXqY

this thread

>>562154108
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

>>562157038
lost so hard that I no longer have cancer

>>562157038
/leaves thread

>>562147551
god damn
10/10

>>562148159
lost

File: 1399853907253.jpg (68 KB, 655x491) Image search: [Google]

68 KB, 655x491

>>562156921
OP here yes, your post sums up this thread exactly xD

>>562157038
You sneaky motherfucker almost got me..

>>562157038
Lost harder than I've ever lost in my entire life.

File: 1407493829989.jpg (23 KB, 592x782) Image search: [Google]

23 KB, 592x782

>>562158327

File: 1404765425806.gif (1 MB, 300x183) Image search: [Google]

1 MB, 300x183

>>562153810
lost it... damn...

>>562147551
Would've been a better pun if you'd have left the costumes out of the equation and said you'd gone as yourself.
>Little Green Fag

>>562147551

10/10 kek

>>562152182
what the

>>562154108

This image is the most unfunny image on the entire internet.

>>562153668
where's the orange nigger

File: UuuuhIreallydontknowwhatsgoingon.png (111 KB, 284x178) Image search: [Google]

111 KB, 284x178

>>562152182
This gave me the same reaction as I did to this thing from the glorious land of Google Images.

File: 1392063201587.jpg (26 KB, 300x300) Image search: [Google]

26 KB, 300x300

>>562159441
Jail

>>562159782
fuk

>>562153668
This isn't funny man...in the new movie there's a rap scene....creeeeepy foreshadowing...

>>562149965
for the people who actually want to see the whole thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNh9488y0WI

>>562150579

He plays like a blind faggot would play.

>>562147551
Good one

>>562160532
The best part starts at 29:30

>>562161060
kek

>>562161393
same feces XDXDXD

>>562150579
That's not that mongoloid who they let play college ball is it?

>>562161393
Gee, I haven't seen this in a long time

File: Blackelmore.jpg (107 KB, 600x600) Image search: [Google]

107 KB, 600x600

>>562146903

>>562156201
that arouses me

>>562147551
fuck you dude i thought we had fun.
>juggalo from con

File: Radical Islam.jpg (35 KB, 622x338) Image search: [Google]

35 KB, 622x338

huehuehuehuehuhehuehuheuh

>>562154108
I really like this picture. Can I save it? Thanks.
-Tim.

>>562162601
>faggot

>>562159657
fk u m8

>>562157038
Topkek.... fucking lost

>>562163181
He's a fag for playing along.

>>562153810
LOST

File: inurpond.jpg (53 KB, 600x450) Image search: [Google]

53 KB, 600x450

>>562158921
lost. did not expect at all x/

File: so+fucking+cool_61bd8e_5082123.jpg (49 KB, 720x515) Image search: [Google]

49 KB, 720x515

This one gets me everytime.

>>562156201
This post is art

File: 1398686938072.jpg (296 KB, 513x684) Image search: [Google]

296 KB, 513x684

>>562147514

File: 1407493606938.png (708 KB, 888x595) Image search: [Google]

708 KB, 888x595

>>562163121

>>562163604
>Posting dead cat image(Hopefully it isn't)
No, Heavan. That shit ain't funny man, Just no.
>inb4 dead cat gore

>talking up sex with chic all week
>sexting, sending dick pics etc
>she becomes interested
>starts sending me sexts, boob, pussy pics
>we begin asking...."when?"
>set a tentative date for the following weekend
>I am excite
>agree to meet up late night on a saturday
>thrilled I go out that night, looking forward to sex
>im cruisin, im boozin'
>buddy breaks out the Kentucky Gentlemen
>just a few they said
>varied reports claim I took around 12 shots
>I threw up in bathroom, grabbed keys and left
>it was on.
>took me no less than 10 min to get to her house
>she let me in, thought it was cute how drunk I was
>at this point I am blacked out
>her final description: says I pushed her down on bed, tripped over, fell on her, and started pulling down her pants.
>ate her out while pulling my pants down
>she hears a pissing sound all over her wood floor
>sees me moaning while eating her as I pee all over the floor, oblivious
> tells me to stop
> I get up in panic, fall over into her bookshelf
>knocked it over, along with lamp
>now dark
>let me pass out on floor.
>left in morning before I woke up. Told me had good time.
>never saw her again.

File: muhface.gif (2 MB, 372x323) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 372x323

>>562154248
>mfw trying not to laugh

File: dasitmane11112.jpg (27 KB, 403x403) Image search: [Google]

27 KB, 403x403

>>562165284
Smooth operator

File: 1407494135634.jpg (208 KB, 680x1321) Image search: [Google]

208 KB, 680x1321

>>562163121

fastforwardblowjobs dot com
Do it faggots

>>562154248
Wait how

File: Bush.jpg (14 KB, 409x295) Image search: [Google]

14 KB, 409x295

>>562166262
i try

>>562165818
topkek

>>562166664

html5

>>562148159
Lost ic completelly

File: TIMANDERICREACTIONHEUHEHE.jpg (2 KB, 125x125) Image search: [Google]

2 KB, 125x125

>>562167441
kek

>>562154587
fucking lost

File: 1407790987695.jpg (302 KB, 600x1526) Image search: [Google]

302 KB, 600x1526

>>562148794

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65NvPDPZwiY

File: 1407303315860.jpg (154 KB, 1064x634) Image search: [Google]

154 KB, 1064x634

Does anyone have the webm of /k/ getting a flat in Detroit?

File: 36j8vy.jpg (46 KB, 500x333) Image search: [Google]

46 KB, 500x333

>>562164536
This nigga is stupid.
>>562163604
This was fucking hilarious. I lost hard.

>>562153510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM_8OVMYZRI

File: 36.png (24 KB, 193x194) Image search: [Google]

24 KB, 193x194

>>562157038
10/10

File: Black_Hitler.jpg (141 KB, 1280x800) Image search: [Google]

141 KB, 1280x800

>>562147551

Lol'd hard, reminded me of that Malcolm in the Middle episode.

>>562165284
lets see those pics

>>562157038
pasta

>>562157038
I'm fucking dead. First I was like, "dis nigga serious?" but then it took a twist. 10/10 faggot.

>>562157798
>>562157808
>>562158015
>>562158127
>>562163216
>>562169540
>>562170057

Congratulations on your 1 month anniversary on the Fourth Channel of the Internet

>>562170184
gg

File: image.jpg (276 KB, 640x1136) Image search: [Google]

276 KB, 640x1136

>>562154108
Some kind of pasta I found earlier. Too lazy to type it out

File: higherthanever.jpg (206 KB, 800x800) Image search: [Google]

206 KB, 800x800

>>562168784
I lost so fucking hard, I can't take it. My sides in orbit

>>562170184
Fucking lost it.... that dudes face had to be priceless.... especially if he opened it around people

>>562170034
You fucking think so?!

File: image.jpg (35 KB, 311x162) Image search: [Google]

35 KB, 311x162

>>562157038
Nice copypasta. I'd come up with an insult for you, but you're Jewish nature would probably have you steal that too

>>562163624
Kekekek

>>562161060
He is blind

>>562171187
*your

I feel sorry for this little guy

>>562161060
>>562150579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0aP7YdsV-s

>>562171735
Thanks

>>562152684
More like don cheadle

>>562153350
Kek

>>562162038
anyone else see the Asian chick at left?

>>562167441
Lost

>>562157038
The hand of kek touched me. I lose honourably. Captcha: touched ndntaid

>>562157038
best. post. ever.jpg

>>562163624
kek
lost it!
somehow i havent seen this one before

>>562147514
actually lost

Wow, this thread is really gay. You guys really fagged it up.

Less is more.

>>562148681
nice one

You all just lost.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQTxSbCMOlM

>>562148794
homemade coconut got me

>>562173362
groaned.

I hate puns.

>>562170630
>Triforce in the upper left hand corner
ARE YOU A WIZARD

File: 1401965249433.png (498 KB, 852x720) Image search: [Google]

498 KB, 852x720

>>562173362

File: TenderLovingRage.jpg (380 KB, 1155x900) Image search: [Google]

380 KB, 1155x900

>>562146679

>>562173362
I don't get it, if there's anything to get.

>>562174765
its /k/ humor, you wont get it if you arent a gun person

>>562174765
Glockamole.

>>562157906
OK I have to ask, did this kid actually do this? That would be fucking epic if he did.

>>562165434
What's this from?

>>562174147
Lost my shit

>>562171187
it's not like it was intended to look original

>>562174184
why does he look like he's crying?

>also why

>>562163858
lost so hard

>>562150286
this is by far the weakest shit I've seen in a YLYL thread

File: 1407359008328.jpg (13 KB, 240x240) Image search: [Google]

13 KB, 240x240

>>562174953
Pfffffffffffffffffff...

File: 1398387263390.jpg (5 KB, 145x149) Image search: [Google]

5 KB, 145x149

>>562173362
jesus christ

>>562172924
That's not how using an image extension in your comment works, you fucking autist.

>>562157038
10/10 pasta

File: 1390513478970.jpg (49 KB, 640x512) Image search: [Google]

49 KB, 640x512

>>562174998
Looks like one of the "Fly" movies with Jeff Goldblum.
Brilliant fucking horror movies.

>>562148159
A-Adachi? N-Nanako?

File: Mr_pickles.gif (2 MB, 326x176) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 326x176

>>562174993
yes....i mean sure, its china

>>562175842
le epic captions xDDDDD

File: pilsudski-pies-samochod.jpg (31 KB, 600x350) Image search: [Google]

31 KB, 600x350

>>562147256
pff, fucking busta

>>562174720
One of you assholes comment on my OC.

>>562149735
>fuck butter

>>562157038
mfw this is a ultra fb pasta
>anons laughing

File: 1376124020_1436375826.jpg (13 KB, 350x350) Image search: [Google]

13 KB, 350x350

>>562176276
wut....

>>562148681
lost

>>562176517
polish faggot

File: 1406934044346.png (72 KB, 244x200) Image search: [Google]

72 KB, 244x200

>>562175726

File: 1407852608713.jpg (267 KB, 1024x768) Image search: [Google]

267 KB, 1024x768

>>562176613
its mr. pickles. watch it on youtube. there is just one episode but there will follow more soon.

File: 02b.png (323 KB, 680x425) Image search: [Google]

323 KB, 680x425

>>562176714
keep trying.
0/10

File: 1376511012982.jpg (47 KB, 680x534) Image search: [Google]

47 KB, 680x534

>>562176486
>le ebin shitposting XDXDXD
>le meh-meh arrows

I just picked a random thumbnail from my folder, don't get your panties tangled.

>>562147551
kek'd

>>562176561
improve it by adding subtle references to him failing to save his dad, not knowing CPR etc

>>562176928
lost

>>562147551
daaaaamn got me.
8/10 if not pasta
6/10 if it is

File: 1399126325942.gif (2 MB, 320x228) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 320x228

>>562146679

File: 1403888846216.jpg (111 KB, 1000x840) Image search: [Google]

111 KB, 1000x840

>>562165284
Made me laugh, thx buddy. 100% true story ?

A nigger, a Jew and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a cum-gargling faggot with a 2-inch ling always flaccid penis using a laptop at a table.

"You wanna come back to our place?" the nigger asks the faggot. "You can toss my Mexican friend's rancid herpes-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend's wart-andpimple-covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping oft-fucked asshole."

"Litterally nothing in the world would make me happier." says the faggot. "But first I need to start a YLYL thread on /b/. It will just take a moment."

File: 1363247042422.jpg (20 KB, 386x387) Image search: [Google]

20 KB, 386x387

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8Hw1t6OIpA

File: 1399571732386.png (348 KB, 500x333) Image search: [Google]

348 KB, 500x333

>>562177437

>>562150956

lost

File: 1407791023427.jpg (53 KB, 320x530) Image search: [Google]

53 KB, 320x530

>>562177541
XD nice fucking joke man... its so awesome because its so true....

>>562174765
>>562174765
Glockamole

>Captcha employ surebro

>>562151259

omg, dafuq is he doing, lost so hard
>sides entering gestationary orbit

>>562175209
cause this russian boy hammerd as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXQCo9fLYWI
>Ainsley is under your bed.

File: 1399659464080.jpg (166 KB, 525x605) Image search: [Google]

166 KB, 525x605

>>562177541
OP here, this post is a true story xD

>>562147551
Slow clap worthy

File: gettowork.jpg (67 KB, 740x495) Image search: [Google]

67 KB, 740x495

>>562147256
>

>>562146679
LOLOLOLOL

CHINK THINK THAT DICK IS PHONE!

>>562153653
lost. hard

>>562178638
Why....the FUCK....would you do this?

>>562178638
fucking lost

>>562178918
Because?

>>562178918
Because its funny as fuck.

>>562147717
Why did I lose to this?

>>562155407
so close. so fucking close.

>>562178918
Why do fish live in water?
Why do plants make energy from the sun?
Shitters gotta shit mang.

>>562151483
ha have my chuckles.

File: true-jews-against-israel-for-palestine-1a.jpg (44 KB, 588x427) Image search: [Google]

44 KB, 588x427

>>562151483
My kekels

File: 09b.jpg (32 KB, 524x568) Image search: [Google]

32 KB, 524x568

>>562178918

File: 95a85d65-db78-4abf-8626-cb157a4be.gif (2 MB, 400x310) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 400x310

fuck dis shit

File: 2918132.jpg (17 KB, 399x298) Image search: [Google]

17 KB, 399x298

>>562180128